Chapter 3 Pigs have no rings
After running for a while, the fat man saw a group of pigs in front of him. To be precise, a big pig leads a group of small ones. The largest pig, nearly two meters tall, was a head taller than the fat man and weighed several tons. If in reality, with the size and weight of this pig, it will definitely enter the Guinness Book of World Records and get the title of "King Pig".
Fat people don't have any resistance to eating pork, and they like and eat meat especially since they were young. Seeing so many pigs, and the fat man was already hungry, the fat man was very happy, and he opened his big mouth and laughed: "Finally there is meat to eat." With that, he avoided the big pigs and rushed to the group of piglets.
Who knew that as soon as the fat man rushed to the little pig, the big pig crashed into the fat man. The fat man never expected the big pig to be so fierce, and the size of the big pig was compared with that of the train car, and the ground shook when he ran. Seeing that he couldn't dodge, the fat man kicked the ground with both feet, his hands in front of his chest, and thought: My life is at stake.
With a "bang", the fat man was pushed to the big tree by the big pig, and the big tree was also knocked off the leaves. The fat man vomited two mouthfuls of blood, and his chest felt as if it was about to explode, and the pain was blazing. This is also the slow start of the big pig, and the speed of running to the fat man is not particularly fast, plus the fat man's fat is more, and the effect of buffering can be slightly started, so that his life can be saved, and he can't withstand the collision of the big pig when he is replaced by others.
Seeing that the fat man was not dead, the big pig screamed "whoops" and pushed the fat man hard. The fat man also yelled angrily "Wow Wow", was hit to death by a pig, and was not laughed at when he said it. It's no wonder that the fat man is so careless, there are big pigs and dare to touch those little pigs. It is really in the impression of the fat man, the temper of the pig should be very gentle, and the role of being killed and slaughtered by humans, suddenly a pig dares to openly resist, and the fat man is a little annoyed and angry.
I saw the fat man pull out his hands from his chest and smash them into the pig's head. However, the big pig's skin is rough and the meat is thick, and the fat man's punches on its body are as if they are tickling, and the effect is really not good. However, the fat man's actions made the big pig lively, and the big pig had red eyes, but he hit it more and more fiercely. The fat man was quickly overwhelmed and couldn't help but spit out another mouthful of blood. The fat man saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly pushed the big pig out. The fat man has big shoulders and a round waist, and he thinks that his strength is not small, but it is still far worse than the big pig, and the big pig effortlessly pushes the fat man up.
Due to the continuous violent impact, the red ball of light in his chest finally turned into a stream of heat, which quickly flowed all over his body, and the fat man suddenly woke up and felt full of strength.
Pushing the pig's head hard, the big pig actually took a few steps backwards. The fat man was finally able to breathe air, felt a shock to his spirit, let out a loud shout, and pushed the big pig back a few steps.
The big pig shouted angrily, and a small human dared to compete with this demon, which was really ridiculous. It's a pity that the big pig still underestimated the fat man in front of him, and was pushed back again and again by the fat man. The big pig's eyes became redder and redder, and his nose was bubbling roughly, ready to use twelve points of strength to fight the fat man.
Since the fat man and the big pig were facing each other, the fat man who spewed out of the big pig from his nostrils couldn't pass at all, and he was immediately sprayed in the face. The fat man couldn't stand the snot and saliva on his face, so he leaned to the side. The big pig suddenly couldn't stop the car and hit the big tree not far away, knocking the big tree down directly. The big pig also hit it lightly and became dizzy.
Seeing that the opportunity could not be lost, the fat man hurriedly stepped forward and hugged the neck of the big pig, and with a force of both hands, he directly knocked the big pig down, and then rode to the neck and used the peerless "invincible toad fist" to hit the pig's head.
The big pig is still wondering, wasn't it wrestling just now, why did it change to wrestling again.
The big pig hit not lightly, and the fat man's strength suddenly increased, and the old pig couldn't bear it at all. shouted: "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life." ”
When the fat man heard that the big pig could speak, he was also startled, and pressed the pig's head with both hands, and asked, "Are you a pig demon?"
"Yes, yes, the little one is called Pig Wujie, and it is a pig demon. I've never done anything hurtful, and I hope that a good man will spare his life. ”
The fat man didn't care if the big pig was harmful, but he was a little annoyed, why was he so unlucky, and he met a monster just halfway up the hill. Then I looked up at the endless mountains and forests in the distance, and thought to myself: Could it be that this mountain is full of monsters?
The fat man asked about some basic information about the pig without ring, and the pig without ring also told them one by one, it turned out
This pig Wujie is a pig (isn't this nonsense), living a muddy life every day, eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating. However, one day he was lucky enough to eat a fairy grass in the secret realm, and since then his wisdom has been greatly opened, and he has learned the demon method by himself, but he will not use his demon power. Zhu Wujie wanted to find a master and learn spells, so he left his birthplace. It took me three months to get here. After learning that the big demon snake spirit and the scorpion spirit got out of trouble 10,000 years ago, Zhu Wujie had the idea of defecting. Who knew that the passing year was unfavorable, and he met a fat man, but he was beaten by a fat man.
The fat man asked about the situation of the 100,000 mountains again, but unfortunately Zhu Wujie didn't know much, but he knew that the area of the 100,000 mountains was huge, and even if he walked for a few years, he might not be able to get out. Not to mention that there are countless demons and monsters inside, it is a bit unrealistic to want to get out of this 100,000 mountain.
The fat man asked a few more questions, and felt that it was quite honest, so he wanted to let it go. But the fat man can't always ride on its neck, in case the pig fights to the death without a ring, it is still a matter of two words. And this pig has rough skin and thick meat, and the fat man can't kill it with his bare hands, and the fat man hesitates for a while.
Zhu Wujie seemed to know the fat man's thoughts, and said: "The hero also spared the little one, and the little one is willing to hand over Nedan to you." As long as my inner dan is in hand, my life is in your hands. After speaking, he spit out a green bead from his mouth and floated in front of the fat man.
The fat man thought about it, and then took the green bead and jumped off the pig's neck. Now, Zhu Wujie handed over Neidan, which just solved the fat man's concerns, which is also the only way to solve this matter.
The big pig struggled to stand up and turned into a black-faced man, whose individual and body size were larger than that of a fat man. However, the big man bowed his head and said in a low voice: "If the good man has any other orders, I will let the little one prepare." ”
"Go find some water, find some food, fast. The fat man thought to himself that he couldn't go out of the 100,000 mountains for the time being anyway, so it was better to fill his stomach first, and take one step at a time.
The big pig is busy with the group of small pigs, not to mention that the efficiency is quite fast. In a few moments, everything was ready: a large bucket full of water, and the meat was roasted over the fire. The fat man washed and moved his body, feeling very good up and down. Due to the effect of the heat flow, I didn't feel any pain in my chest, and I didn't even have a red mark, so I couldn't help but be secretly happy.
Seeing that the meat was cooked, he grabbed it, and didn't care whether it was hot or not, he took a bamboo skewer to his mouth, and only a bare wooden pole was left on a meat skewer. Throw the pole away, then pick up another one and put it in front of your mouth. Although the jaw movement is not large, the fat man's mouth is like a bottomless pit, and the strings are not full. The big pig was dumbfounded, and thought: This way of eating is more pig demon than the pig demon, is today's meat skewer so delicious? No, I have to eat more, don't let him eat it all for a while.
Just as the two fat men were feasting, a swarm of bats flew towards them and spun around their heads. At first, the fat man wondered why he saw bats in broad daylight, but when he took a closer look at the bats, he suddenly became nervous again. I saw that this group of bats was more than a meter old, holding steel forks in both hands, making a "rustling" sound, presumably monsters.
A large bat flew down from the sky and asked, "What are you doing?"
"We're ready to go to the Serpent Queen and the Scorpion King. ”
"Hmph, just you little demons, the mana is low, I don't know if I want you to go. Let me ask you again, have you ever seen an old man and a pangolin?" After speaking, he took out a crystal from his body, and on it was projected the image of the fat man and the pangolin taking the gourd seeds.
The fat man glanced at it, and quietly took a few steps back in fright. Although he has changed to his original appearance, he is no longer an old man, but he is still scared, and he can't beat so many monsters. Fortunately, it was a group of bats that came, and their eyesight during the day was very poor, and the fat man was carrying a big pig on his body, exuding demonic energy. The bat preconceived that the fat man was with a pig demon and had a similar body shape, so he thought he was a pig demon.
"I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it. The big pig shook his head repeatedly.
"It's your luck to see this commander, don't you know where the cave of the two kings is? Even if you know how to go, maybe you will meet other monsters on the way and eat you as a snack. I'm the patrol officer outside the cave under the king, so you can just follow me. ”
Zhu Wujie dared to say no, can he say no, he can only obediently follow the bat demon on the road. The fat man secretly complained, why don't you patrol the mountains well, why do you have to show us the way. The fat man didn't know that the monster patrol was also divided into day and night, and the bees were on duty during the day, and the bats were on duty at night. However, since it was important for the fat man to get the treasure gourd seeds, the snake demon released all the monsters that patrolled the mountain. Before this, the bats had long hated the noon sun and just wanted to find a dark place to rest for a while, but the snake spirit issued a crystal to each patrol officer, and the crystal would record what happened around him, and the bat spirit did not dare to be lazy. Now I can finally find a reason to hide in the woods and rest for a while.
The bat commander left one bat to escort the fat man, and the rest went to the front to "explore the way". Looking at the lethargic and listless appearance of the bats around him, the fat man secretly looked around looking for an opportunity to escape. But when Zhu Wujie saw it, he sent a message to persuade the fat man: The bat demon didn't catch the fat man at first, which shows that the monster has no ill will towards the fat man. But if you run away now, maybe you will anger the demons and really arrest the fat man.
The fat man also wondered at first, why didn't the monster catch himself, wasn't it a shemale rivalry? But after listening to the pig demon's words, he felt that it made more sense, so he honestly walked behind the bat.