Tao Liupo is very good at knocking melon seeds, and one pound of melon seeds can be done in three minutes.

After the melon seed shell knocked by the sixth lady of the peach and spit on the mound again, she wiped her lips and said loudly: "Wang Fat Mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law of Jinhe fell asleep yesterday, I don't know who killed her." At that time, she woke up once in a daze, thinking it was her man, and only when she was done did she realize that it was not her own man. Do you know who this man is?"

Mrs. Wang said suspiciously: "This ...... , where do I know the way. Even if you know the way, you can't talk nonsense. ”

The other four mothers-in-law shouted, "Say it quickly, say it quickly?"

Mrs. Wang said: "There are four people here, and there are many people with many tongues. ”

Tao Liuzi said again: "Doesn't the father of the Golden River have a leg with you?"

Wang Fat's wife complained: "Don't talk about him, it's disgusting!"

The mothers-in-law shouted, "Don't interrupt. Let's all go up together, strip your pants, and let the sun shine anyway. ”

Wang Fatzi panicked: "Don't do it! I take it off by myself, who is rare to see at my age." ”

The women raised their hands and pointed at a Qing Taoist priest and another Taoist priest, and shouted: "Daoist priest......!

The fat woman Wang said worriedly: "If I say it, you must ...... Don't you say it's me?"

All the mothers-in-law said in unison: "Whoever says it will have a rotten tongue." ”

The fat woman Wang plucked up her courage and said, "It's the father of the Golden River." ”

The mothers-in-law's eyes widened and they shouted, "What a wicked obstacle, old dog...... Old stick!"

After complaining, Mrs. Tao lowered her head and said, "This dead old man is sixty-seven, and he can still do this thing." The old man in our family is only fifty-five this year, and he can't do this for a long time. Ouch, I'm old fool...... Leaked. ”

The old women laughed again.

Mrs. Tao Liu seemed to remember something, and said: "Hey, Mrs. Wang didn't talk about him just now, I understand, you want to protect the golden river and his father, right? This proves that you have a leg with him." If it's not clear, it's true?"

All the old women made a fuss with excitement and jokes again, and they all said loudly: "Yes, yes!"

Wang Fat said: "You don't know the way, or he rushed in ...... last time I took a bath." I thought, what can I do if I rush in? What do you want to do? Okay, I stretched out five fingers. He held out a finger and I told him to roll the balls. He stretched out two more fingers, and as soon as I washed my buttocks, the towel was thrown over, and it hit him in the face, and he didn't dare to come again. Everyone's comment, is this also a leg?"

Mrs. Xu said with pity: "Then your tender white flesh didn't let him watch it for a long time in vain?"

Mrs. Wang said helplessly: "My old man will not be able to come back for a while while in the field." What can I do with a woman's family? Besides, these days, just look at it, let him send his spring dreams. I'm not afraid of hurting my body, so I'll take a look again. ”

Mrs. Xu said again: "In this way, it is too much for him to take advantage." If you change me, at least let him see the blood, cut a circle of skin at his root and feed it to the dog, so that the hatred can be relieved!"

The old wives laughed endlessly.

Wang Fat said: "You still say that I am a knife, but you can make him earn six or seven hundred yuan." Now Xicheng Plastic Surgery Hospital specializes in this business, and you have saved him a fortune. ”

The old women laughed again.

As he spoke, the sunset was already falling.

Zhu Xianlong went to Pude Jing'an again to find a bhikshuni, and wanted her to find a few more bhikshunis to spend time with the old man, but he really didn't understand this matter.

Unfortunately, she and Nun Chenhui went to Zechi Nunnery in Xi'an. Wakama and Wakaba also went out on errands, but they happened to meet a friend of the empty bhikshunis, a lay disciple Phantom Yu girl, who was in the Pude Monastery. The two met in surprise!

——This is the first time I met Miss Phantom Yu after traveling through time and space, and the two seem to know each other. It's hard to believe that people who have traveled through time and space seem to have forgotten some unforgettable things in the past, just like drinking Meng Po soup during the six reincarnations, and forgetting the memories of the past. All dependent causes and extinctions seem to have to be restarted,

Zhu Xianlong had an inexplicable feeling when he saw Phantom Yu, it seemed to be a kind of love, but he couldn't verify where the love came from for a while. Zhu Xianlong was a little surprised at the same time, and hurriedly asked her: "I remember, don't you live in Xi'an?"

Phantom Yu smiled and said, "My grandmother lives here. I grew up here as a kid. ”

After Zhu Xuanlong nodded, he recounted his intention to come to find an empty bhikshuni.

Huanyu thought about it for a while, and then explained for this ritual: "This transcendent thing, the mana of emptiness and dust wisdom should not be enough, and adding a few more small nuns will not help." In addition, it depends on the ability of the transcendent, which is the most important factor. ”

Phantom Yu said thoughtfully: "If the karma of the deceased is light, it is naturally easy to be exceeded. It is very difficult for the karmic deceased to go beyond it. If there is a sin of blasphemy, it is even more difficult, and one cannot successfully transcend the Pure Land once. Of course, some of the undead are so timid that they don't dare to move where they are when they go to the underworld. There are also some undead spirits who will return to the world to harm people, and they go to hotels, old houses, and old temples to settle down for a long time. Some deceased couples can stay in their old place of residence for thousands of years without being reincarnated. ”

Phantom Yu made Zhu Xianlong full of hope, and she patiently explained: "Transcending to the pure land, although one or two times will not solve the fundamental problem, but the deceased will be much better." If you exceed it many times, the more hope you have of success. Don't worry, it's fine. I'll help you try to find two respected masters to help. ”

Zhu Xianlong was stunned when he heard this, thinking to himself, this matter is so complicated, and he hurriedly said: "Oh, it seems that this matter is too troublesome." I don't think so, just forget it. I originally just wanted to ask about the meaning of transcendence, but now I understand. Thank you, I'm leaving, don't bother Miss Phantom. ”

Although the words were finished, Zhu Xianlong found that she had something on her mind, so he couldn't help but walk up to her and stop. Phantom Yu's white and slightly pink face smiled at Zhu Xuanlong.

At this moment, the two of them didn't know what to say.

Only then did Zhu Xianlong discover that Phantom Yu, who was originally delicate and attractive, occasionally had a trace of sadness, which made people feel a kind of pity and wanted to soothe her mood.

The two were stunned for a while, this was the first time that Zhu Xianlong had really started to contact Phantom Yu alone, and in the past, he had seen her with an empty bhikshuni.

Phantom Yu said in a low voice: "I'm about to go home, why don't we walk together for a while?"

Zhu Xuanlong had already lost his six gods at this time, so he nodded hurriedly and said, "Okay!"

The two of them walked out of the gate of Pude Jing'an, and walked towards the Xujia Alley in the south by Phantom Yu. Zhu Xianlong thought to himself, this woman is a rare elegant beauty, she is really pure-hearted and jade-like, and she is so light and gentle in her every move, and she knows that she is everyone's beautiful lady at a glance.

can be with her, even if she doesn't speak, she has a good feeling in her heart, and there is always an indescribable sense of warmth and entertainment.

Unconsciously, Zhu Xuanlong turned a corner with Phantom Yu, and arrived at the small intersection of Longsheng Street, where there were people setting off firecrackers, Zhu Xianlong and Phantom Yu looked at it, it turned out that there was a family handling the funeral, and it was heard that the deceased's family was holding a chase meeting. Suddenly, several screams came from the house of the dead, which were clearly heard, saying that the dead had risen!

Suddenly the lid of the coffin was thrown out of the room, and it dawned on him that the dead man had risen like a madman, and he had run wildly down the street with a wreath, and his eyes were sunken but had no pupils, and his eyes were all white, and his face and fingers were pale and stiff, but he jumped and jumped freely, and several soul-birds and black bats appeared around him.

Zhu Xuanlong saw that this was not the resurrection of the dead, but the resentment of heaven and earth, the yin and bad qi of heaven and earth, and the things that were transformed by the action of the sun and the moon, not the resurrection.

After Zhu Xuanlong said a simple goodbye to Phantom Yu, he went to chase zombies with the deceased's family.

Unexpectedly, the zombie threw away the wreath and then came back. Zhu Xianlong reacted quickly, he used the iron broom skill to kick the zombie's legs, who knew it, the zombie jumped to the top of Zhu Xuanlong's head and flew up.

The zombie's move made Zhu Xuanlong break out in a cold sweat. Zhu Xianlong immediately changed his routine, and suddenly came out with his hands in the Tai Chi momentum, and came up with a move and two balls in the style of holding the bird's tail, and took a step out of the Xuanbu, and the last move was to welcome the guests, and the zombie fell to the ground.

I really didn't expect that this move made the three zombies dissatisfied, and they angrily pushed Zhu Xianlong away and scolded him for not being human!

But after the zombie got up, he shook his fist and high-fived and grabbed and bit his family. Because the zombie hurt his family, the family found a rope and asked Zhu Xianlong for help, preparing to tie up the father zombie who made the three sons fearful.

Zhu Xianlong was also a little scared, just because Yuan Mei in the Qing Dynasty divided zombies into eight types in "Zi Buyu": purple zombie, white zombie, green zombie, hair zombie, flying zombie, wandering corpse, ambush corpse, and non-bone.

Now it seems that their father is flying zombie, and this zombie is very difficult to deal with.

Zhu Xianlong persuaded the zombie's family and gave an example: "Yuan Mei's "Zi Bu Yu" in the Qing Dynasty has a cloud: the human soul is good and evil, and the human soul is stupid and dominates the human body. When the soul leaves the human body, it will become a demon zombie. ”

Zhu Xuanlong comforted: "Your family members will avoid it first, and then inform your family members after I tie him up." If any of you are injured by a zombie, go to the hospital for treatment, and if you delay the best time for treatment, you will have endless trouble. ”

After the family avoided it, Zhu Xuanlong sighed when he saw the zombie: "It's trouble!"

I saw a zombie rush into a department store and bite people when they saw them. Zhu Xian Longyan was in a hurry and found the dirtiest broom to control the zombies' behavior. It is said that zombies are most afraid of this filthy broomstick.

But this kind of flying zombie didn't seem to care, and Zhu Xuanlong had to fight with the flying zombie. Because zombies are so terrifying, people's homes, shopping malls, and shops on the streets are closed. Poor Zhu Xuanlong fought against the zombies until the night was dark.

Just as the moon was dying at midnight, suddenly the zombie raised its head and roared fiercely, and its voice was terrifying! The zombie was suddenly extremely powerful, and it did not fight with Zhu Xianlong, but began to attack people passing by on the street. After sucking the blood of a human, the zombie flies through the air.

Zhu Xuanlong walked with his knees crossed, and opened the white crane wings to prepare to fall down the zombie again, thinking to himself, the Qing Dynasty people are right, flying stiff is too difficult to deal with.

Unexpectedly, Phantom Yu called the psychic master of Pude Jing'an, and the two of them sat on the lotus seat in the air and recited the "Returning Zombie Bone Mantra." Then the zombie fell to the ground, spitting green liquid from its mouth.

When the zombie was spelled and unable to move, his family immediately tied it up with ropes and sent it to the Dead Kwloon Crematorium for cremation.

Zhu Xianlong and others later learned that this zombie had stolen ancient tombs before he died, and in addition, this person liked to collect the corpses, clothes and coffins of various dynasties and generations of ancient people.

The psychic is too much to return to the Pude Meditation Temple. Zhu Xianlong accompanied Phantom Yu for another while.

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