This Liuyun God calculates, the Dao number Liuyun Dao is long, and he has been very popular in Lianyun City recently. The reason for this is that a few days ago, the head of Liuyun Dao had just come to Lianyun City to set up this small stall. When he first arrived, others were skeptical of him as a god. Anyway, at that time, there were a lot of people who watched the excitement, and there were almost no people who paid for the fortune telling.

On that day, everyone gathered at the hexagram of Liuyun Dao to spread money and listen to him. Liuyun Dao Chang pointed to the back of a woman in front of him and said, "What can you see from this woman's back?"

Several people next to him shook their heads, indicating that because the distance was too far, they could only vaguely see that it was a woman. Liuyun Dao Chang pointed to the woman's back, smiled slightly, and said, "This is a pregnant woman. ”

The crowd couldn't do it, so they sent two people with sharp legs and feet to catch up and see what was going on. After a while, the two men ran back out of breath and told everyone that the woman was indeed a pregnant woman with Rokka.

At that time, Liuyun Dao Chang was on fire, and immediately a few people asked him for fortune telling. This Liuyun Dao Chief really has two brushes, and he can calculate eight out of ten/nine. So, Liuyun Dao Chang was so popular, and suddenly it was on fire. Later, someone with good deeds asked Daoist Liu Yun how he could tell that it was a pregnant woman? Liuyun Daochang twisted his beard and told everyone with a smile: "A woman walks with her upper limbs not moving, and her buttocks twisting around. And the woman didn't move her buttocks, swaying from side to side above the waist. So, I concluded, that woman was pregnant!"

After listening to the words of the Liuyun Dao Chief, everyone was relieved. Although this is not calculated, several things calculated by the Flowing Cloud Dao are surprisingly accurate. Therefore, more and more people are looking for him to tell fortunes. At this time, the Jin brothers were also mixed in the crowd to listen to this Taoist priest's fortune telling.

The little fat man approached and said to the two Jin brothers: "Brother Jin, Second Brother Jin, you are here!"

The two Jin brothers also heard that the little fat man was in a coma yesterday, and now they see that he is alive and well, and they are happy for him. Jin Bufu said: "Little fat brother, come over and listen to the fortune teller of Liuyun Dao." ”

When the little fat man was in the mountains before, he had never seen this kind of fortune-telling metaphysics. At the moment, I was curious, and stepped to the hexagram stall.

As soon as the little fat man stopped in front of the hexagram stall, the head of Liuyun Dao paid attention to him. The head of Liuyun Dao looked the little fat man up and down, and said with amazement: "Little brother, I see that you have a broad forehead, towering cheekbones, and a round and thick chin. Look at your Yin Hall shining again, and your eyes are full of God, this noble person is about to appear. ”

After listening to this, the little fat man didn't believe the words of the Taoist priest at all, and said with a smile: "Daoist, don't tease me." I've been unlucky for more than ten years, and I've never seen any nobles. You're just making me happy, and I don't have any money for you. ”

After listening to the little fat man's words, the head of Liuyun Dao said, "Young man, don't worry, the poor Dao won't charge you a penny." However, what Poor Dao said just now is indeed true. The opportunity is right in front of you, I hope you can grasp it!"

After listening to this, the little fat man still didn't believe Liuyun Dao's words. Seeing that the little fat man didn't believe it, Liuyun Dao didn't explain much. At this time, a person came to tell his fortune, and he stopped talking to the little fat man. Although the little fat man didn't believe it in his heart, he seemed to stay and see how this old way cheated people out of money.

The person who came to tell the fortune of Liuyun Dao claimed to be surnamed Yang, let's call him Yang Zhuangshi. Yang Zhuangshi was about 20 years old and wore a thin black cloth robe. The face is sallow, and it looks like it has been through vicissitudes. He came to the Flowing Cloud Dao Master to help him figure it out, what would his fate be in the future?

The Liuyun Dao Leader looked at Yang Zhuangshi, frowned and said, "Forgive the words of the poor Dao, this Yang Shishi, what you have been doing all the time has not gone well!"

When Yang Zhuangshi heard this, tears flowed out, and he said loudly: "What the Taoist chief said is so right! When I was born, I was just in time for the midwife to be widowed, and because I didn't cry out at the first time, I was beaten up by her. When I was a year old, I had just learned to crawl and walk, and I was crawling all over the house when I found a mouse trap under my bed. It is said that it has been two years since I bought the mouse trap, and a mouse was not clamped, and the first time I caught it was my hand. When I was two years old, I learned to walk. Hide and seek with mom and dad at home. I hid under my bed and ended up stepping on another rat trap. It is said that it has been three years since I bought this mouse trap, and the first time I caught it was my leg. When I was three years old, I wanted to go down the stairs. Aunt Zhang next door said that she would lead me down the steps of the stone bridge so as not to fall. As a result, before she finished speaking, she fell directly down the steps. rolled more than 40 steps, directly stepping into the stage of Alzheimer's disease. When I was four years old, a soldier brother led me across the street, and I didn't say thank you. He was hit across the road by a carriage and had a first-degree disability. When I was five years old, my father sent me to a private school. As soon as I finished speaking, a flower pot fell from the roof and hit him directly on his skull. When I was six years old, I went to the zoo for the first time. I said, the male panda is better looking than the female panda. The next day, the panda I praised me for dying in childbirth. When I was seven years old, another teacher said that I was working hard and that I would definitely be successful in the future. The next day, he died from a misfit and fell off a cliff. When I was eight years old, I complimented the girl in our school on how beautiful she was. After a stick of incense, the girl caught a rare meteor shower. At the age of nine, I learned to rob. I got in the way and robbed a five-year-old kid. As a result, he was beaten violently. When he was ten years old, I went to the toilet with Chubby. Chubby complimented me on how handsome I looked at the toilet, and I was about to say thank you, but Chubby had already fallen into the toilet. When I was eleven years old, my husband asked me what thirty-seven was. I said three-seven-twenty-one. The gentleman said, you are so smart, you died of a myocardial infarction before you finished speaking. When I was 12 years old, I took the township exam for the first time. The invigilator said to me, hurry up, time is running out. I said, thank you for the reminder. As soon as I finished speaking, the beam above the teacher's head fell when I was thirteen years old, and I was in junior high school. My previous experience scared no one to come close to me. Only a classmate surnamed Wang, who claimed to be bold, said to me: I don't believe you will carry it like this, that afternoon, Wang Daring was chased by two bulls for eight streets. When I was fourteen years old, my husband asked us to write an essay on the topic . I mentioned in my essay that the bridge in the city was majestic, and the next day, when I went to class, I noticed that the bridge had suddenly collapsed. When I was fifteen years old, I fell in love with a girl. I didn't dare to say it, for fear of hurting her. But I couldn't control myself, and finally I picked a sunny day and confessed to her at the empty entrance of the school. But after I confessed, the earthquake happened, and I watched the girl cry and fall into the rift when I was sixteen years old, I fell in love with the Keju game, and the opposing goalkeeper praised me for playing the ball well. So, when the goal suddenly collapsed at the age of seventeen, I followed the crowd to watch the jumping scene. As a result, two months after I was crushed by him, he and I went to see the doctor, and in the hospital, he said thank you to me for saving him. So, he was crushed under another jumper, and this time he did not survive the death when I was eighteen years old, I was an adult. The first time I went to the silver account to withdraw money, I ran into a robber robbing the silver number. The counter owner said: Shh Before the words fell, the counter lady was cut into three by the robbers, and when she was nineteen years old, she went to her classmates to drink together, the four of them drank two pots of wine, and the three of them followed the king of Hades. I was expelled from the title of Xiucai...... When I was 20 years old, I told my classmates that it was safer to ride a boat than a horse-drawn carriage. So, when the boat began to leak and I was twenty-one years old, I told my father that if I had the chance, I would definitely go to the attractions of Fenghua City. So, when Fenghua ** was twenty-two years old, in order to be an official and honor his ancestors, he spent 1,000 taels of silver to bribe the secretary of the ministry. As a result, a month later, the official was dismissed and imprisoned for corruption, and I was also implicated. At the age of twenty-three, he was released from prison. After coming out, I decided to be regular, so I brought a thousand taels of silver to Lianyun City. As soon as he arrived here, he went to his cousin, Zhao Gang, the leader of the Axe Gang, and deposited nine hundred taels of silver with him. The day before yesterday, he suddenly ran away and disappeared. I only learned of his death yesterday, and my hundred taels of silver were lost. ”

After listening to the audit, the little fat man also frowned. Although he also considered himself very unlucky, he was not as unlucky as this Yang Zhuangshi. Here, the little fat man can only sympathize with him.

Yang Zhuangshi cried and shouted and begged the Liuyun Dao Elder to help him, and it was best to help him change his luck or something. Daoist Liuyun looked at him, sighed, and said, "There are times in life when you have to have it, and there are times in life when you don't force it." You are destined to be unlucky, and I now advise you to hurry back to your hometown and stop wandering outside. ”

Yang Zhuangshi was puzzled and asked the Liuyun Dao Leader to tell him what was going on. Liuyun Dao Chang pondered for a while, and recited a poem: "The eyebrows are short, loose and long, and the wealth is long early." Although the part is good for a short time, he is dizzy and lost his breath. ”

Yang Zhuangshi didn't understand what he wanted to express in Liuyun Dao's long poem for a while, and he had no choice but to tell the truth: "Your eyebrows are not good, and you may die in another country." Therefore, Poor Dao now advises you to hurry back home, don't lose your life in vain outside. ”

Yang Zhuangshi listened to the words of the Liuyun Daoist, and cold sweat broke out all over his body. After thanking the head of Liuyun Dao, he paid the hexagram and left in a hurry.