Fifty-four The Story of Lao Xue
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The food on the table is steaming, and the rice wine in the pot is just warm, and the smell can drive away the cold. The two of them ate and drank, talking and laughing incessantly, and finally waited for the bitterness to come, but they could hope to ask for warmth! It was the wine that was not enjoyable after three rounds, but it was not enough to say that the food was too good for the five flavors, so where did this go? Eating! Drinking! Now that the father and son, or the brothers, have reconciled, and there will be good things in the future.
Not really, it's still an appearance. Xiao Fangzi ate and drank so much at this time that he was empty, and he just forced a smile. Xue Wanli seems to have returned to normal, but there is a ghost in his heart. Xiao Fangzi knew that he had a bitter self-knowledge, since he heard the Shinto man say something Shinto at noon, Lao Xue laughed, and after laughing, he became a Shinto, and he was suspicious of himself all afternoon! Crazy and stupid to become a Shinto, he is still unreliable, and seeing him laugh with bad intentions really makes people's hearts furious!
Eat and drink, look good. Talk and laugh, fake fun and laugh. Xiao Fangzi had already noticed the strange atmosphere at the dinner table, and thought of Lao Xue's various abnormal clues in the afternoon, and couldn't help but beat the drum in his heart more and more bottomless! It is said that Shinto is contagious, and the most annoying thing is that the skin and the flesh do not smile, and it must be no good for a while!
After eating and drinking for a long time, Xiao Fangzi became more and more blocked, and suddenly pushed the bowl and stood up: "Don't pretend! Xiao Fangzi crossed his waist and pointed, and sneered again and again: "Don't pretend to be a ghost there, I can see through this, what else do you have to say?" Xue Wanli smiled bitterly and said: "Okay, okay, I said, I said, there are three good things in big, medium and small, which one to listen to first?" Xiao Fangzi thought for a while, nodded and sat down: "Small!"
Although this matter is small, it is related to the honor and disgrace of a person's life, so don't take it lightly. Lao Xue shook his head, and Xiao Fangzi said impatiently: "Empty head, if you have something to say, if you have a fart-" Xue Wanli didn't care, and said with a smile: "The eldest husband has a surname and no name, it's always not good, I took another name, you can see if it's good." Xiao Fangzi scratched his head and looked vigilant: "Really, you won't play tricks on me again?"
"Mr. Storyteller said it well, Fang Yin in a national disaster, how can he survive? Hey, a good national disaster Fang Yin, you will be called Fang Yin!" Xiao Fangzi was furious and got up: "Come again! You are born of a dog!" Xue Wanli laughed, dipped his fingers in the glass of wine in his belly, and gestured on the table: "Look, it's this Gou, this is Fang, Yin is like this." "If you see it, you don't recognize it. But seeing that Lao Xue's words didn't seem to be fake, Xiao Fangzi had to sigh and sit down again.
The meaning of this sentence is that the country is in great danger, and you can't sit idly by, and you can't sit idly by!" Xue Wanli sighed, and wrote the word "Fang Yin" on the table with a pen: "Fang Yin Fang Yin, you were born in troubled times, never forget the national disaster, and take the meaning of its prosperity, very good, very good." Xiao Fangzi glanced at it a few times, scratched his head, and recognized the word "Xindao", the word Yin was twisted and turned, and it was not easy to recognize and remember, and it was common for me to look at it.
The traces of water gradually dried, and a few words on the table disappeared. Xue Wanli said: "Have you written it down?" Xiao Fangzi said lazily: "Write it down." Xue Wanli knew that he didn't go to his heart, so he couldn't help but sigh secretly, and said, "You can write it down, and say that it is useful." "It's not a bad thing to take the name, look at what tricks he has! Xiao Fangzi eats and drinks by himself, and he doesn't care about it. Xue Wanli drank lightly and said slowly: "The second good thing is a story. β
"Once upon a time, there was a child who was born without worrying about food and clothing, just because his parents worked hard all his life and his family was still well-off. The parents in the hall were old children, and they regarded them as treasures, and they were very obedient to pee, and they were so spoiled that the child was lazy and naughty, and they would only fight and cause trouble all day long, and they didn't know how thick the sky was. As the days passed, the child grew up in a daze. He still doesn't want to make progress every day, calling friends to have fun everywhere, and he doesn't know anything. His parents are getting old, but they are sad every day, worried about his affairs. This kid doesn't like to study, he goes to school for three days to fish and two days to dry his nets, and when he is older, he is noisy to learn martial arts, and when he is sent to the martial arts hall, he is tired and lazy and slippery, and finally he ends up with a literati and martial arts, and his parents in the hall are sad and white-headed! This errand will run for three days, and the errand will slip away after five days, and this will not be done, and the second old man will see that the family foundation is about to be shaken, so he has no choice but to let go, and let him ......mess around all the time."
"This guy is not a good thing!" Xiao Fangzi frowned and couldn't help but say. Xue Wanli nodded and smiled bitterly, and sighed: "Yes, people are not afraid of being incompetent, they are afraid of having no heart and lungs!" Hey, later that person grew up to be in his twenties, and he still achieved nothing. The father and mother will die immediately for the sake of their children, and will not let him lose a single hair. β
The second elder saw that his sons were not too young, and it was not a way to mix like this, so he tried his best to get him a kiss. At first, the man felt that someone was uncomfortable with him, so he didn't pay much attention to it. After a few days, I saw that my daughter-in-law was gentle and considerate, virtuous and courteous, and she was also happy, so she restrained herself a little and settled down a little. The two elders smiled when they saw each other, and the family loved each other and rejoiced, and finally settled down after half a year. However, the good times did not last long, and it was the fact that the country was easy to change its original surname and difficult to change, and if it was said that it was ugly, the dog could not change its eating! That man had nothing to do all day, and he couldn't stand such a good life at all, and finally couldn't help but sneak out to find his fox friends and dog friends, drinking, gambling, and making trouble for fun, and the second elder and his wife did not listen to the kind words and persuasions, and the old illness recurred, just as before! That man ate, drank, and had fun, pretentiously and freely, and finally caused him a great disaster!
"What's the big disaster?" Xiao Fangzi's eyes widened. Xue Wanli poured a bowl of wine and drank it all: "There is a horse boy among the fox friends and dogs, this person is the son of the local magistrate, who has money and power to do all kinds of evil, and everyone is afraid of him." The man and Ma Gongzi met at the wine table, and they were not ashamed, but they were complacent and thought that they had climbed to the high branches, and often messed with him! Hey, if this wine and meat friend was mixed up, he felt that he was three points better than his own brother, and he invited him to drink and listen to the play that day, and he was not happy afterwards, and asked him to drink at home, and this catastrophe was born from thisββ"
"What kind of misfortune can there be? Drink? Isn't it eating and drinking like this now? Come on, do one!" Boss Fang picked up the small bowl, took a sip, and then stuck out his tongue again and again. Xue Wanli smiled and drank the wine in the bowl in one gulp: "How can you be born if you have wine and no food?" That man and Ma Gongzi were happy to drink, so they called the lady to cook and cook, but unexpectedly, when Ma Gongzi saw that the lady was beautiful, he immediately became lustful! The man saw that his eyes were not right, and his heart was also secretly not good, and he said in his heart that this person has always been lustful, wouldn't this lead the wolf into the house? I just hope that he will think of brotherhood, and nothing will happen because of this! Ha! Where did the brother come from? Where did the love come from! Eating and drinking good wine and food, the young man Ma was already itching, so he immediately borrowed the wine to go crazy and tease. When the lady saw that he had no good intentions, she hurriedly withdrew into the inner room, and the man was already furious in his heart, but he was afraid of his power and could not bear it, so she sat down with him and continued to drink. What should come will always come, and there is a cause for it, and there should be this reward. The young man had already thought about it, and before he had a few drinks, he immediately made, uh, rude demands! He was ashamed to talk endlessly, or promised with gold and silver, or forced by power, in short, to fulfill his thoughts. Hey, although that man doesn't know how to do things, he is not a livestock, so how can he let that beast come here? Seeing that he shouldn't, Ma Gongzi threw his wine glass and turned his face and scolded! That man was even angry and annoyed, and he also lifted the table and pointed his nose and scolded angrily! Ben drank wine and turned his face again, how could he rest by scolding alone? Ma Gongzi didn't scold for a few words, then moved his hand, picked up his fist, and struck. Although that person's martial arts are poor, after all, he is a practiced, but it is not a problem to fight a three-five ordinary person, and he is angry at the moment, and he will beat that beast with a blue nose and swollen face with three punches and two feet!"
"Wonderful!" It's a long time, all in one go, it seems that the dead old Xue also has a hand in telling stories, Xiao Fangzi clapped his hands and laughed: "Happy!" Xue Wanli sighed: "It's happy, there is a bad breath here, how can you give up? When the horse boy limps and sneers and leaves, the two of them will be settled!" Xiao Fangzi glanced at him, and suddenly said: "I look at that person, it's Lao Xue!" Xue Wanli was stunned when he heard this, and then scratched his head and smiled: "How do you kid know? Xiao Fangzi said proudly: "I already knew! When it comes to fighting, your eyes light up there, like eating people, I've seen it several times!"
"Hey, it's as good as a monkey! I see through it for the kid, and you still can't listen to it?" Xue Wanli laughed and drank, but Fang Zi was full, and yawned long: "Of course I have to listen, I'm most afraid of telling half of the story, which will hang people's appetites and annoy individuals!" Xue Wanli was silent for a moment and said: "Later, I went to prison......"
"Wait, are you too fast?" said Xiao Fangzi dissatisfied. Xue Wanli said with a sad face: "That's no way, I can beat Ma Gongzi, but I can't fight Master Ma, so I have to arrest him and put him in a black prison." Xiao Fangzi muttered: "There must be a leader, just catch it, is the yamen his family?" Xue Wanli smiled slightly: "It's not easy to find the leader? Just find a hat for you to buckle! Hey, I'm here, gather a crowd to fight!"
Xiao Fangzi glanced at him, expecting that this person had never done this kind of thing before, so he nodded in approval. Xue Wanli glanced back, and he was also embarrassed by the bitterness and suffering, and sighed: "I am doing it myself, and it is just that I am beaten and starved when I enter the prison cell, but I only suffer my father and mother, hey! That lady came to see me, and the second elder in the hall cried and said that he washed his face with tears, and fell ill in bed and nagged me every night, why don't you teach me and teach me!" There the lady told me that she was pregnant, and after the Xue family got it, I was a mixture of joy and sorrow, and the mood at that time was really difficult to describe!"
Seeing that Lao Xue was choked and unspeakable, Xiao Fangzi was also anxious: "What happened later?" Xue Wanli wiped away his tears and said gloomily: "Later, I never saw my parents again, and my mother never came, only saw an old servant in the house, hey! It was about a year later, he told me three good things, which one do you want to hear first?" Xiao Fangzi said indignantly: "When is it, you are still messing around here!" Xue Wanli sighed: "What you said is that I am a messy person, what good things can I have?" Hey, these three things, first, my parents are getting sicker, and it is difficult to get up on the couch; second, I am happy with your son, which is a good thing, but that Ma Gongzi often comes to the door to disturb my wife, making the family tremble all the time; third, the father and son of the Ma family are afraid that I will go out to seek revenge, and they have added a crime of colluding with bandits, and the two crimes will be punished together, and I will never see the day again!"
"Fuck the shit!, hateful, hateful!" Xiao Fangzi yelled, angry. Xue Wanli let out a sigh and sighed: "I grit my teeth with self-hatred, but I am in prison, what can I do? I regret and hate, I don't eat, drink, or speak, I think about the past and my sins in a drowsy way, and I just want to die a hundred times." "This is an old problem, no wonder these days, uh, this person's brain has been stimulated! Xiao Fangzi suddenly realized, turned his mind and asked cautiously: "You didn't die, what happened later?" Xue Wanli was silent for a long time, and said: "I have a big life, and I met an old man." β
Old man, old fairy, Xiao Fangzi was surprised and surprised, and said in his heart that this time there was a young man with you, how could there be an old man last time? Just thinking to himself, he heard him say again: "There is no infinite road to man, and when my heart was dying, the god man appeared!" This is also too coincidental! There are gods everywhere, one is more than a god, should it be a storyteller? The fairy in the prison? Xiao Fangzi sneered in his heart, and he didn't quite believe what he said.
The young man didn't know that there was a cause before there was an effect, and when the dust settled, everything in the past was accidental. At this time, it was said that the work of that time was no coincidence or coincidence, and it was true: "I have seen that old man since he was in prison, sloppy and dirty, and there is nothing strange about it." said that he was a god, he was a god, and finally sat in prison and closed his eyes and pondered, and he couldn't say a sentence or two for three or five days, and his spleen surname was extremely strange. I lost my temper with him, and that sentence in three or five days was what I told him-" When Xiao Fangzi heard this, he couldn't help laughing: "You are also a weird, but you don't have a temper with him!"
"Listen to me. Xue Wanli smiled helplessly, and continued: "At that time, I was bent on death, but I couldn't take care of him, and suddenly he came over and asked: Boy, do you want to get out? The next time he asked again, "Boy, do you want to go out?" Hey, how did I know what he meant at that time? I regretted that I was young and ignorant, and blindly judged people by their appearance, so I ignored him. The third old man asked again, I was already dying at that time, and replied in a daze-"
"Yes, that's what the books say, and then you went out?" Xue Wanli said angrily: "Why do you always interject? Will you die if you don't speak!" Xiao Fangzi said angrily: "You know a fart! There are things to say and ask, so it's interesting to tell a story like this!" Xue Wanli snorted heavily, and said: "Then I'll come out, hey, no! He said he has a way, but he has to wait for three years, hey! Three years is three years, is three years a long time? As long as you have the life to go out to take revenge and see a family of relatives and children, three years is not long!"
Xiao Fangzi yawned, shook his head and said: "What's next, if you don't say it, I also know about pulling!" Xue Wanli said angrily: "Just know how to make trouble! You know, then you can tell me!" Xiao Fangzi coughed, and said unhurriedly: "The following is the old man of God who taught you martial arts, you have practiced for three years and have broken out of prison, right?" Xue Wanli nodded: "That's right, Xu I'm too stupid, he said three years, and it took three years to get a small success, hey!"
"Later, you will seek revenge on the horse, kill people and set fires, and finally go home after taking revenge, a family group, hey, a little wrong!" "Now that you are happy and happy to reunite with your family, how can you come to Shinto Dao to be alone? Shouldn't all good people in the story have a good result? Could it be that this old Xue is not a good person? Xiao Fangzi was puzzled, and was at a loss for a while, his head was a little confused, and his heart was a little confused: "Old Xue, I don't understand, or do you say-"
Stories are stories, reality is reality.
There should be a good result, but there is only one result, it should be or should be in the end.;