Chapter 333: Nun Cultivation Plan
Tang Hao was speechless when he saw that Tongran was so calm, so he said helplessly: "It's a shame that you are still so calm, wait until your monthly one comes to see what you do." ”
Tong Ran said helplessly: "Then what are you doing? You have already entered the den of thieves, do you still have to abide by their rules and precepts? Besides, the precepts are used to break, and not breaking the precepts in the temple is equivalent to not failing in the university. ”
Tongran's words are right, maybe if he turns the entire Leiguang Temple upside down, he can be expelled from the school directly, and then he will be free.
Tang Hao laughed in his heart, and also took out a headset from Tongran's storage bag, turned on the sound as loud as possible, so that he couldn't hear the hateful chanting, and then took out a pig's tail and roasted it.
Although he has already opened the valley, Tang Hao will not find guilt without trouble, and he still eats delicious food, although the price is to take a few more baths, but taking a bath is also Tang Hao's favorite.
However, this time Tang Hao ate very energetically, as if he was going to eat a lifetime of meat, and he was a little able to hold it after all. Tang Hao took out a handkerchief, wiped his lips elegantly, and then asked Li Miaosheng, who was meditating with his eyes closed, "Don't you eat some?"
Li Miaosheng didn't even open his eyes, and said lightly: "Since you have entered the Buddha Gate, you should abide by your own body and not violate the killing precept at will?"
Tang Hao glanced at Li Miaosheng blankly, "There is a saying in Buddhism that monks take compassion as their heart, because they can't bear to violate the precept of killing, anyway, my compassion has not reached this level, I believe you have not reached that level, if you are too entangled in this, but stay in the form." There will be no law. ”
Li Miaosheng suddenly opened his eyes and caught the chicken leg in Tang Hao's hand. After biting down, the red lips instantly became shiny. Tang Hao snickered secretly. This Li Miaosheng really didn't know why Lu Dao was so easy to fool, and it was no wonder that this Miaoshan was fooled into a woman by others back then, and he left depressed after all.
After being full of wine and food, Tang Hao bored and picked up the wooden fish on the ground, began to knock it, and read in his mouth: "The villain lives on the edge of Jubao Island, the family has a house and money, and life is boundless and happy, who knows that the wise bald donkey ......"
The sound is noisy though. But the monk is no better than a mortal, he can filter what he wants from his voice, Li Miaosheng naturally heard Tang Hao's words, and suddenly smiled: "How do you feel that you seem to have changed when you entered the Thunderlight Temple!"
Tang Hao glanced at Li Miaosheng blankly, and recited in his mouth: "Master, who are you pretending to be a lady in this ghost place, in the eyes of Buddhism, men are women, and women are men." Of course I don't believe it, but I won't pretend to be a lady in front of them, why do you have an opinion?"
Li Miaosheng smiled slightly, and his quiet smile was like heaven. made Tang Hao regret giving him such a beautiful human skin. Li Miaosheng said: "No, I just think you look cuter than in Penglai Island." ”
Seeing this, Tang Hao was stunned. This thing won't fall in love with himself again, why don't these dignified and graceful goddesses love this person. I like some women with strange personalities, and they are all fakes of Tang Hao, who is neither male nor female.
Tang Hao hurriedly changed back to the original Lin Xiyu. Busy and softly said: "Xiyu was in a panic for a while, and she was at a loss, so that Childe laughed." ”
Tongran and Miss Yuling also took out a glow stick out of nowhere, and said in unison and rhythmically: "Together, together!"
Tongran then said: "Anyway, your marriage contract has not been dissolved, and getting married in Leiguang Temple is very exciting to think about." ”
Tang Hao glanced at him again, "If you want to tie the knot, the two women are in the cave room of Leiguang Temple, it's very interesting to think about." ”
"Yes, yes. Miss Yuling high-fived.
Tongran glared at Miss Yuling and shouted, "You find a monk to tie it up by yourself, don't catch me." ”
The four of them fell silent again, after all, there were two people, Li Miaosheng and Miss Yuling, and many words could not be said clearly, so Tang Hao continued to listen to the scriptures for seven days in front of his second miss of the Jubao League, and was forced by these bald donkeys to listen to the scriptures for seven days.
Fortunately, seven days have finally passed, Tang Hao's small waist seems to have some more fat, it seems that he has to lose weight by luck, otherwise how can he be worthy of Lin Xiyu.
Tang Hao took a deep breath of fresh air, as if he had seen the light of day again, but found that something more tangled had arrived.
They were taken into a mountain forest, where the air was fresh, the birds were singing, and a clear stream was ringing with silver bells. It's a pity that the four of them didn't come to travel, and they were brought by a monk from the late Jiedan, who pointed to a huge water tank on the top of the mountain and said: "This is the second step to enter the Leiguang Temple, fill the big tank above, and you can become the official disciples of the Leiguang Temple." ”
Tang Hao looked at the big vat on the mountain, about ten meters high, and the diameter was about the same, although it was huge, it was not a difficult thing for the monk at all, and Tang Hao didn't think it was a difficult thing, so he asked the monk in a relaxed mood: "This senior brother, may I ask if you can return to the vulgar after becoming an official disciple?"
"Of course!" the monk nodded, which also made Tang Hao finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"There are two methods, one is grammar, the other is martial arts, grammar is to discuss with the masters, if you can convince them to return to the world, martial arts is to break the Brahma Arhat array. The monk replied.
Tang Hao was overjoyed in his heart, he gave up grammar, he couldn't help but think that he could talk about the three old slippery heads, and the martial arts could be tried, but he didn't expect that this Leiguang Temple would have something similar to Shaolin's eighteen bronze arrays.
"What is the Brahma Arhat Array?" Tang Hao then asked.
The monk shook his head after all, "As soon as you enter the Buddha Gate, don't think about returning to the vulgar, let's still think about how to fill that water tank." ”
Tang Hao was speechless, so he could only take Tongran and the others to the top of the mountain, and he was shocked after all, there was a big gap at the bottom of this water tank, as long as there was water flowing out of this gap.
"Evil Sima Guang, how can this be full?" Tang Hao smiled bitterly.
Li Miaosheng smiled faintly, "This has a meaning, this is to tell us that the world is in a cycle of cause and effect, and it is endless. ”
Tang Hao glanced at Li Miaosheng again, "The cycle of cause and effect is endless, as for such a big effort, it is simply a waste of the productivity of this world." ”
Tong Ran also shook his head and said: "It takes seven days for the four of us to fill this water tank, and it takes ten days for the water tank to fill all the water, how long will it take us to fill this water tank? ”
Tang Hao had no choice, she wanted to find a bucket to draw water, but she didn't want to see the bucket collapse even more, because she pinched a small bucket with her orchid finger, which was not as big as a teacup.
"Sister Tongran, it seems that it will take at least seven years to fill this water tank, and it will only take ten days for the water tank to be finished, how many days will it take, it is almost minus seven years. Tang Hao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he didn't fetch water, so he directly built a hammock between the two trees, and lay on it to fall asleep.
Li Miaosheng shook his head and said: "Since the mountains can be put into the ring, this small bucket can't accommodate a river, as long as there is sincerity, it will definitely achieve positive results." ”
Tang Hao took out an apple, took a bite on the top of the slope comfortably, and said: "You can cultivate to the positive fruit, so dull, no wonder that man didn't choose to be with Miaoshan, if it were me, I wouldn't like this kind of wood." ”
Li Miaosheng was stunned, shook his head, picked up the bucket and began to draw water. Seeing this, out of trust in Tang Hao, Tong Ran also found a shady place beside him, took out the computer, and watched the film with Miss Yuling.
Tang Hao glanced at it curiously, and was immediately shocked, "You actually see this in the Holy Land of Buddhism?" Tang Hao hurriedly climbed down from the hammock and squatted next to him, sighing while watching.
Tang Hao suddenly laughed in his heart, these few of them roasted chicken wings in the holy land of Leiguang Temple, and watched the film again, I don't know what exciting things can be done in this way, or do you want to encourage all the nuns to come to an advanced sex education and tell them that they still have a beautiful youth?
Three old slippery heads, just wait, dare to lock me Tang Hao here, then I will turn your Buddhism situation upside down. (To be continued......)