Chapter 33 Don't you often pretend to be dead and faint?
Song Tian'er still had a lot of questions that she didn't understand: "But I still don't understand how Brother Hu can have a woman's rouge gouache on his body?
Chu Liuxiang was just about to speak, but Su Rongrong had already taken over the conversation and said, "If I guessed correctly, I'm afraid that these rouge gouaches are just going to be given to Sister Tian'er by Brother Hu." Sister Tian'er always said that she would let him bring some good rouge gouache every time she saw Brother Hu, but this time I was afraid that Hu Tiehua remembered it. ”
Song Tian'er was a little happy and said, "But why can't Brother Hu breathe?"
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and said, "That's because he just learned a martial art with me that can hold his breath." This kind of martial arts can make people temporarily unconscious, unable to breathe, and have no heartbeat, as if they are dead, and after a moment and a half, he will naturally wake up. ”
Song Tian'er never dared to look at the place where Hu Tiehua was in the sword, at this time she heard Chu Liuxiang say this, and thought that Chu Liuxiang was joking, she had the courage to pull Hu Tiehua's sword out of his body, and at a glance, it turned out that the sword was inserted in a wine gourd.
The wine gourd had a big hole, all the wine in the gourd had leaked, and there was a bag of things next to the gourd, and red paint flowed out of that bag.
Song Tian'er was surprised and delighted, and at the same time very angry, and said: "Hmph! What a Hu Tiehua, he didn't have a sword, but he caused us to shed so many tears for him." ”
Li Hongsleeve was also so angry that he really wanted to throw Hu Tiehua to the ground and let him sleep well.
Of course, Li Hongsleeve was reluctant to do that, he thought so in his heart, but he didn't take any action.
Li Hongsleeve said: "Brother Chu, I don't understand, why do you want Brother Hu to pretend to be dead?"
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, half-lowered his head, and said: "The matter of pretending to be dead, it is your Hu Daxia himself who wants to pretend to be dead, but he doesn't pretend to be like it, so I will help him and simply let him die a little more like it." ”
Song Tian'er said happily: "I know that Brother Hu must be pretending to be dead to scare that bull-nosed old man." Seeing that he was so unreasonable, he had to let him taste the taste of murder. ”
Chu Liuxiang let out a sigh and said, "Our sweet girl is finally sensible. The situation was very complicated. After the chief of Changsong came to our ship, he didn't say a word, he wanted to kill me, and kidnapped Red Sleeves and Tian'er, and it was obvious that there must be a big misunderstanding between him and me, but when I asked him, he refused to say, so I had to let Hu Tiehua die once, so that Changsong Daochang's heart was calm and calm. ”
Su Rongrong said: "It seems that Brother Chu's trick is indeed very good, we not only let Daoist Changsong tell their intentions, but also let him have a new view of our Brother Chu." ”
Li Hongsleeve was still very worried: "But the murder of Wudang's Gusong Daoist is a very important matter, Wudang will never give up, can Brother Chu find out the real culprit who killed Gusong Daoist within a month?"
Su Rongrong said calmly: "Judging from the current situation, the person who killed Daoist Gu Song is likely to be the one who stole Brother Chu's fan, and that person is also likely to be a person from the Netherworld God Sect. As long as you go to the Nether God Cult, I'm afraid everything can be solved. ”
Although Song Tian'er didn't know much about the things in the rivers and lakes, he often listened to Su Rongrong and Hu Tiehua tell the stories of the rivers and lakes, and naturally understood the danger in them, and said: "Sister Rongrong said it too easily, right? What is this Netherworld God Sect? What kind of place can people enter when they want to enter and exit when they want?"
Su Rongrong said: "Don't forget our Big Brother Chu's ability, I'm afraid that there is no place in the world where Big Brother Chu doesn't dare to go, if someone from the Nether God Sect really killed Daoist Gu Song, he will naturally not let go of that murderer." Even if he is the king of heaven, Lao Tzu can't do it. ”
Song Tian'er was still very worried: "But, how can Brother Chu alone deal with the tens of thousands of people of the Netherworld God Sect?"
Su Rongrong said: "If Brother Chu finds out the real murderer who killed Gu Song, then Brother Chu will not be alone, and the top and bottom of Wudang, as well as the righteous men in the rivers and lakes, will help." ”
"I think I'm afraid that before the old bedbug finds out the murderer of Governor Honsong, he will be killed first. ”
Song Tian'er's eyes widened, she looked at Hu Tiehua in surprise, and said, "Brother Hu, you're awake." ”
Hu Tiehua sat up from Li Hongsleeve's arms and said, "This sleep is really heavy enough." Old bedbug, you can't be too ruthless, aren't you? You ordered me so that I can't even find the south, east, west, and north. Do you feel sorry for your Persian wine? Before I could take a sip, you let me go to sleep. ”
Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly: "When have you ever seen a person who is about to die and still be able to drink fine wine?" If you take a sip, I'm afraid that Daoist Gu Song won't believe that you are really swordsman. ”
Hu Tiehua slowly stood up from the ground, and Li Hongsleeve also stood up.
Hu Tiehua looked at the red water all over the ground and said, "It's just a pity that I brought the rouge gouache to Miss Tian'er." This Honka, a stinky Taoist, didn't expect him to really dare to stab me in the lower abdomen with a sword. If it weren't for the speed of my hands and the speed of my body, I would have been stabbed to death by his sword. ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "At that time, when I saw you hit the sword, I also thought that you were really stabbed, because that sword contains Wudang's wonderful swordsmanship, even if I am afraid it will be quite difficult to avoid that move." But when I slowly lowered you to the ground, I realized that the blood that had flowed from his body was not real blood, and that you had deliberately tried to pretend to be injured. ”
Hu Tiehua smiled and said: "Hehe, old bedbug, it's still your unique vision, I know that no matter what I do, I can't escape your eyes." Don't you often pretend to be dead and faint? I'll learn from you this time, how about it? I'm still passing the trick of pretending to be dead, right?"
Chu Liuxiang said: "If I hadn't lit your sleeping hole, I'm afraid it would be difficult for you to deceive Changsong Daoist." ”
Hu Tiehua admitted, "Yes, if you hadn't taught me any exercises to hold my breath and condense, maybe I would still be able to roar after being hit by you?"
Su Rongrong was a little worried: "You two don't talk about this yet. When Brother Hu woke up just now, he seemed to have said a sentence, saying that Brother Chu might not find out the real culprit before he himself was in danger, what does this sentence mean?"
Of course, Chu Liuxiang also heard this, and he could also hear that Hu Tiehua's words were not joking, as if he was telling Chu Liuxiang that he would be in more trouble.
Hu Tiehua sighed and said: "This matter is very involved, I am afraid that the trouble of the old bed bug is only getting more and more, and it is getting bigger and bigger, you can ask him what he has done recently?"