Chapter Eighty-Six: Wisdom Breaks Through the Ghost Gate
After a chaotic sound of ping-pong, the bull head and horse face were pressed to the ground by the fat man.
"Tell me what's going on. ”
At this time, the bull's nose was blue and his face was swollen, his lips were even more sunken, and he saw that there were two missing front teeth in one mouth. With tears in his eyes, he said indistinctly.
When someone has reached the end of his life, the ghost pawn will take the soul card and the approval ticket to the land temple to clear customs, and the land father-in-law will open the local "household registration book" for verification, the deceased belongs to the local clan, and he is indeed dying, and one by one to verify that there is no religious belief, then the local land seal is stamped on the approval ticket, and the passage to the underworld.
The duty of the bull head and horse face is to arrest and escort the evildoers in the world to the Yama court for trial after death, and then send them to the place where they should serve their sentences according to the verdict. If there is disobedience, the two will follow the passage of the land and go to the yang world to arrest them personally. As soon as you come and go, you will become familiar with the land.
The land knew that he was not the opponent of the fat man, so he sent a transmission note to the bull head and horse noodles, wanting them to vent their anger. However, the bull head and horse face were not the opponent of the fat man, so he had to seek the help of the king of Hades.
The two had just arrived at the Hades Palace, and they met the Hades and invited the King of Tota to a banquet.
After hearing the intention of the two of them, King Tota preemptively spoke: "As soon as this king arrived, this dead fat man chased after him, is it for Ying'er?" After speaking, he glanced at Zhenying, who was touching her tears.
"This fat man is very strong, what if he hits here?" Hades said in a panic.
The Heavenly King glanced at the King of Hades with contempt, and said with a sneer: "What are you afraid of, he is just a reckless man." Come here with your ears, and this king will teach you a trick. ”
After hearing this, the king of Hades nodded again and again, and sent a note to Meng Po, and then asked the bull head and horse to rush to where to go, and there was also the previous scene.
"King Tota, how did he end up here?" the fat man finally couldn't help himself, and asked curiously.
"Well, it seems to be discussing the marriage of the seventh son of Hades and the fourth princess of Heaven, Zhenying. ”
After the fat man heard this, he became silent, could it be that the little girl he heard and saw in his dream was Zhenying? That little girl was about to get married, and time passed really fast. No, marriage is a happy event, why did Zhenying cry and shout, and why did Nezha forcibly break into Nantianmen.
The fat man opened his mouth and asked, "Can someone make trouble in the underworld?"
The bull head looked at the fat man like an idiot, and thought, "Aren't you?" But when he saw the fat man's eyes blazing, Ji Lingling shuddered and quickly shook his head.
Doesn't Nezha know that Lu Dao Zhenying is here, or is there something else in a hurry to the lower realm? Forget it, let's send him a transmission note. Thinking of this, the fat man took out a transmission note and put it to his mouth, muttering.
This transmission note is quite wonderful, as long as you know the fluctuations of the other party's soul, use the rune paper to record the words said, and cast the spell no matter how far the rune paper will quickly come to the other party's body. It is easy to learn, and it is a spell that every immortal knows.
"Ying'er, don't cry, uncle is here to save you!"
The fat man took a big step and went straight to the capital city. After a while, they came to the city. At this time, the gate of the capital city was closed, and the surroundings were empty.
Seeing Hades hiding behind the city wall, the fat man shouted, "If you come out, I promise not to kill you!"
Hades shuddered a few times, and his head was lowered.
Seeing this, the fat man roared angrily, and his body became several times larger out of thin air. He stretched out his big fist and smashed it against the city gate.
Seeing that the giant fist was about to fall on the city gate, a black light curtain appeared in front of him out of thin air. With a loud "boom", the ground shook and the city shook, and the black light curtain instantly sunken down, and the color faded a little.
The fat man sneered and punched again, and the black light curtain became violently trembling.
Black and white impermanence lay beside the king of Hades, and said anxiously: "This ban can't last a few times, or let's fight with him." ”
From the black and white impermanence in his eyes, Hades saw humiliation and unwillingness, just like his own mood. I'm a Hades after all, how can I lie on the ground like a dog.
Hades was furious and stood up from the ground suddenly. At this time, the black prohibition also let out a mournful roar, and dissipated with the wind.
"You Hades still dare to show your head, see if I don't beat you all over the ground to find your teeth. The fat man crossed his hands on his hips and shouted menacingly.
The king of Hades also ignored the fat man's provocation, and said with a solemn expression: "The Ascending Ghost Gate is closed!"
The ghosts made a promise and cast a spell together.
The black wind blew out of thin air, and soon became sand and rocks, and the sun and moon were dull. The fat man was blinded by the wind and smoke high in the air on the Flaming Mountain, and although he had been cured, he left the root of the disease. When you are blown by a strong wind, your eyes will be red, and no matter how strong the wind is, you will unconsciously cry. When using star chasing, it is often necessary to keep your arms in front of you to ward off the strong winds. Now that the black wind is blowing, the fat man hurriedly closed his eyes.
His ears moved slightly, and in addition to the whistling wind, the fat man also heard a "click" sound, as if something was coming out of the ground. After a long time, the black wind disappeared, and the fat man opened his eyes.
I saw a black mountain gate in front of me, and the horizontal plaque like blood rust was written with three gloomy characters "Ghost Gate". There were also a few red-eyed crows perched on the mountain gate, making a "quack" sound, and a cold wind hit, and the fat man couldn't help but shiver.
"This is the legendary Ghost Gate?!"
Just as the fat man was considering whether to go in, Hades' voice came from inside, "Aren't you going to beat me all over the ground looking for teeth, then come in." ”
Although the fat man knew that the king of Hades was using the method of agitation, he still stepped in.
The ghost gate is closed, and it is a world of its own. It was pitch black inside, and there was no finger in sight, and there was a faint sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling. The fat man's right hand covered his eyes, and an orange light shot out of his eyes. But when he saw the scene in front of him, the fat man immediately clenched his fists and assumed a defensive posture, and a green-colored evil ghost quietly stared at him.
After a long time, the evil ghost did not move, and the fat man realized that the evil ghost turned out to be a statue.
Touching the back of his head, the fat man laughed a few times, and said secretly: This statue is quite realistic, which scared Lao Tzu a lot. As soon as the orange light swept away, he found a total of eighteen statues, all of which looked fierce and vicious.
"It's empty except for a few statues. The legendary ghost gate is too inferior. ”
At this moment, the fat man's ears moved slightly and he heard a sharp wind coming towards him. Twisting his body, a bright light passed by.
The statue retracted its scythe and smirked at the fat man. In this dark and gloomy environment, it is so harsh.
The fat man looked at the statue nervously, and secretly said in his heart: If it weren't for his sensitive perception, he would have to be dismembered.
The laughter grew louder and louder, but the other statues came to life.
"Halloween is not here yet, who is so bold as to dare to wake up our eighteen ghost kings?" After speaking, the red-haired ghost stomped on the ground and made a loud noise. The other statues also made ghost screams, which was quite imposing.
Using the method of contemplating qi, he found that these eighteen ghost kings had the strength of inferior immortal monarchs. One or two fat people can still deal with it, three or four fat people can also take it, five or six are a little reluctant, seven or eight can only save their lives, and when it comes to nine or ten, fat people can only obediently die. This is eighteen ghost kings, how can a fat man beat them.
It seems that you can only outwit, not force. The fat man's eyes rolled rapidly, thinking about how to get out.
"You can't blame me, it was the ghost gate summoned by the king of Hades, and he also let me in. ”
"Hades, not a good thing. The skills are so poor, and they still yell at us. If it weren't for the Jizo King Bodhisattva covering him, I would have slapped him to death. The red-haired ghost said viciously.
The fat man hurriedly said: "Since you have a grudge against the king of Hades, and I also have a grudge against him, why don't we deal with him together?"
"We were banned, and we could only get out of this gate on the 15th day of the seventh month. ”
"In that case, let me go, and I'll give you an outfit. ”
The red-haired ghost just wanted to agree, but the green-haired ghost said, "No, no!"
The fat man patted his forehead with a headache, and just got one and then popped out of the other, do you want to get the eighteen ghost kings one by one? When is this a head?
"It's hard to have fun, I can't just let you go!"
"Then what do you want?" said the fat man helplessly.
The green-haired ghost tilted his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly said: "Why don't you sing a song to us, every year we hear the sound of crying and crying, it's really annoying." ”
The blue-haired ghost next to him also shouted: "You still have to dance, it's interesting to sing and dance at the same time." ”
As soon as the words fell, the other ghost kings also responded, "I want to sing well", "I want to dance sexy"
It's the rhythm of the dance. The fat man's originally gloomy face suddenly turned black, and he thought: Let a big fat man sing and dance, and these ghost kings can think of it.
"Hurry, hurry. The ghost kings said urgingly.
The fat man crossed his arms to his chest, showing an aggrieved expression, and looked timidly at the eighteen big men around him, twisting like a chrysanthemum. It makes those who see it sad, and those who hear it cry.
The eighteen ghost kings quarreled endlessly, and the fat man finally couldn't help shouting: "Don't make noise!"
The scene fell silent instantly, and the ghost kings showed excited looks.
The fat man muttered, "Isn't it just singing and dancing, what's the big deal." After some preparation, the fat man sang, "I planted a seed, and at last it grew fruit"
As he sang and sang, the fat man let go of his voice, and his hands and feet danced with him. The ghost king also laughed and applauded.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much"
The fat man also smiled, singing and dancing excitedly, and couldn't stop at all. came to the sidelines, pulled the ghost king and jumped up.
The ghost kings also snorted blindly, twisting their hands and feet like a group of demons dancing wildly. Fortunately, there was no one else, or I would have to be scared to death.
On the city wall, the king of Hades whispered: "How is there a chaotic bombardment in the ghost gate, there will be no changes." ”