Chapter 220: Do You Have Many Grandchildren?
Chu Liuxiang deliberately pretended not to believe it, and the big man with the gourd head said excitedly: "Yes, yes, eat it every day." ”
Chu Liuxiang seemed to have a hard time making a decision, and said, "Okay, good, but why are you so good to me?"
The big man with the gourd head smiled and said, "As long as you and your sister follow this king every day, this king will definitely not treat you two sisters and brothers badly." ”
Chu Liuxiang suddenly put the chopsticks in his hand on the table and said, "How can my sister follow you, a three-pointed and two-headed monster, to walk around? My sister is such a beautiful woman, even if she is looking for a fool like me, he will not be able to find a pig like you. ”
Chu Liuxiang's words were half-true and half-false, half-false and half-real, which made the big man with the gourd head stomp his feet angrily and said, "Little rabbit cub, you are looking for death!"
The big man with the gourd head scolded Chu Liuxiang like this, Chu Liuxiang was not angry at all, and Ouyang Cailing seemed to be very happy.
The big man with the gourd head glared angrily at two eyes that were not very eye-catching, and asked rhetorically, "What did you say?"
Chu Liuxiang's eyes squinted at the big man with the gourd head, and said disdainfully: "Is Your Excellency's ears plugged with donkey hair?" Zai Xia said it so clearly just now, you still have to ask, Zai Xia really doesn't bother to say it to you again." ”
The big man at the head of the gourd was angry, and he cut the big knife in his hand from Chu Liuxiang's nose, the tip of the knife had been inserted into the table, and the knife was also standing diagonally on the table.
That knife was really dangerous, if the big man with the gourd head moved the big knife in his hand a little closer to Chu Liuxiang's nose, the tip of Chu Liuxiang's nose would be cut off by that knife.
Ouyang Cailing's eyes were stunned. She still thought Chu Liuxiang was a fool. It was when the knife was about to be cut down. Motionless.
Everyone thought that the big man with the gourd head was scaring Chu Liuxiang, but he just wanted to pass the big knife through the tip of his nose so that he wouldn't speak too badly, but Chu Liuxiang and the big man with the gourd head knew in their hearts that the knife was really going to cut off Chu Liuxiang's nose.
Chu Liuxiang thought that the knife was not cut, and he was lucky to escape, and the big man with the gourd head also thought that his knife was not cut accurately.
The big man with the gourd head said proudly: "You kid has eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and you dare to talk to this king like this." ”
Chu Liuxiang gently made a pinching motion with the thumb and index finger of his right hand. Slowly pinched a strand of long hair on his chest, and said: "Your Excellency's knife is not fast enough, not to mention that this knife is used to kill people, but to chop wood, I'm afraid it will be very difficult, Your Excellency used so much force just now, almost used all the strength to eat, but this table was just cut into a little bit by your knife, like such a bulky knife." Your Excellency still treats it as a treasure, which is indeed a problem with your eyes. ”
The big man with the gourd head looked at Chu Liuxiang in surprise and said, "This is indeed a problem with the eyes of this king." It was the king who looked away. The king thought you were just a fool and an idiot, but now the king understands that you are a very smart person. ”
Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly: "If you know now that you are eating for nothing, it is still too late, before you are not angry, I hope that you people can disappear from Zaixia's eyes immediately." ”
The big man with the gourd head didn't seem to believe his ears, he moved his head an inch in front of Chu Liuxiang, and said, "What did you say?
Chu Liuxiang said slowly: "As I said just now, Your Excellency's ears are problematic, because your ears always can't hear what others are saying. Now that I'm here, there's no problem with your ears, that's right, the words you just heard are true, not much, and I'm saying that you people will disappear from your eyes immediately. ”
The big man at the head of the gourd smiled even more happily, he held his knife in his right hand, his head was tilted back high, and he laughed and said to the big man with thief eyebrows and rat eyes next to him: "Fourth, did you hear what this kid said just now?"
The fourth child also laughed and said, "I, I heard, that, the kid said, said let's disappear from here immediately." ”
The fourth child couldn't close his mouth when he smiled, he seemed to be saying something very difficult to say, and after talking for a long time, he finally finished that paragraph.
The big man with the gourd head suddenly said: "Stinky boy, this king sees that you are looking for death, if you kneel on the ground and kowtow to grandpa three times now, maybe grandpa I will let you go." ”
Chu Liuxiang stroked her long hair and said slowly: "In this world, there are many people who always like to be as big as a pig's head in front of the press, but in the end, those people always kneel on the ground and call them grandfathers, and they have to let them go, whenever they think of these things, they are very distressed." What do you say you want so many obedient grandsons to do?"
After Ouyang Cailing listened to Chu Liuxiang's words, the corners of her mouth revealed a very wonderful smile, that kind of smile was an affirmation of Chu Liuxiang and a contempt for the big man with the gourd head, she always thought that to deal with the wicked, a poisonous needle was enough, and now she knew that there was a better way to deal with a big man like Hulutou.
The method Chu Liuxiang is using now is indeed a very interesting method.
The big man with the gourd head said angrily: "Is it?
Chu Liuxiang said with a smile: "It's not too much, plus Your Excellency's words, I'm afraid there are a thousand." ”
The big man with the gourd head sneered and said, "Then I'm afraid you're going to be a grandson today, because I'm going to be a grandfather too, and as soon as I become a grandfather, I will have nine hundred and ninety-nine great-grandchildren." ”
Chu Liuxiang's brows were furrowed, but he was not angry yet, and said: "Why is it so difficult to let some people understand some truths? There are always many people in the world who will never shed tears until they see the coffin, and Your Excellency is afraid that it is also such a person, but it doesn't matter." Under can wait. ”
The big man with the head of the gourd glared, blew up the eight-character beard and said, "Wait, what are you waiting for?" ”
Chu Liuxiang's eyes glanced at the gourd head again and said, "Wait for you to call grandpa in the next voice." ”
The big man with the gourd head was even more angry, and said: "It seems that grandpa won't cook your turtle grandson today, and your mouth will always be harder than a duck's mouth." ”
Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly: "Your Excellency is afraid that you don't dare to put it down?"
The big man with the gourd head glared strangely and said, "Do you think that this king is a Buddha?"
Chu Liuxiang frowned slightly and said: "Your Excellency's heart is only afraid that it is blacker than ink, and your sword's knife is probably sharper than anything else, but if Your Excellency wants to kill him, then you have to ask someone first." (To be continued......)