Chapter 339: What the Messenger Means...
Ali knew that she couldn't hide from it no matter what, so she fixed her mind and said, "Messenger, that's the case, just now the slave maid thought of a joke. I couldn't help but laugh. ”
Shui Qianrou didn't seem to believe it, and said, "Oh, what kind of joke is it? ”
Ali let the smile on her face bloom a little, and reluctantly smiled: "Say, once upon a time, there was a showman who hired a sedan chair to sit and go to a friend's house." On the way, he saw the two palanquin men sweating and panting, so he asked sympathetically, is it heavy? This talent is charitable, so he carries a bag of copper coins in a sedan chair on his back. Then he asked the sedan chair man, is it heavy? The sedan chair man still replied, heavy. Xiucai said to himself, this is strange, I have already carried a bag of copper coins in the sedan chair on my back, how can it be heavy?"
Ali didn't know if this story could get her out of danger, and she didn't know if this joke could make Shui Qianrou happy, but at that time she really couldn't think of any other jokes, so she could only tell this joke.
Who knew that Shui Qianrou was so happy that she could even hear the person on the roof, and after she finished laughing, she said: "Isn't that Xiucai a fool? He put the money bag in the sedan chair and carried it on his shoulder, for the sedan chair man, the weight is the same." And the money bag dangled on his back, and those sedan chair drivers would feel that the sedan chair was even heavier. ”
Ali felt that her joke had finally passed, and she was overjoyed, and said, "Yes, yes, the messenger is right." But how did that Xiucai understand such a simple truth? In the eyes of the slave and maid, it was that Xiucai who was stupid to read. Such a person will definitely not be able to pass the top prize. ”
Ajuan said timidly: "I think that show is smart, he asked that on purpose." When he himself was studying, he wanted to hear the most. It's 'in'. He kept asking those palanquin drivers if they were heavy. The purpose is to make them say 'in', 'heavy' and 'in' are homonyms, and he hopes that he can be the top student in high school. ”
Ajuan thought that her explanation was very reasonable and reasonable, but Shui Qianrou was not happy at all, and said: "Ajuan, if you don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person, do you think that this messenger doesn't know that the 'heavy' of 'weight' and the 'middle' of 'high school champion' are homophonies?"
Ajuan panicked, and immediately knelt on the ground and said, "Ajuan knows that she is wrong. ”
Shui Qianrou didn't let her get up. Her eyes kept staring at the roof tiles, and she wondered why the man didn't open them, and why was he so respectful when he was peeking?
Shui Qianrou seemed to be waiting for the man to turn over the tile, as if she wanted to prove how attractive her body was.
Shui Qianrou said softly, "Let's not ruin the mood of this messenger for the sake of a joke. This envoy is still the same question, Ali, did you say that Chu Liuxiang was really killed by Duan Daxia?"
Ali didn't dare to speak loudly, she was very cautious and careful every word she said, she was guessing Shui Qianrou's thoughts.
Ali lowered her head and said, "Duan Daxia said that he killed Chu Liuxiang on Feilai Peak. Presumably this matter is true, because Duan Daxia will not lie. There is no need for him to lie. ”
Shui Qianrou said in a deep voice: "I'm only afraid that what Duan Fei said is true, but Chu Liuxiang is still alive." ”
Ali didn't understand what Shui Qianrou's words meant, and said, "What does the messenger mean..."
Shui Qianjiu said: "Chu Liuxiang is a well-known ghost spirit, he has faked his death many times, and this time, Duan Fei did not get his body back. And this envoy also sent hundreds of people to look for it, but they couldn't even find a fan of Chu Liuxiang, don't you think there's anything strange?"
Ali guessed that Shui Qianrou was worried that Chu Liuxiang was not dead, so she secretly made up her mind to follow Shui Qianrou's words, and said, "The envoy's worries are not unreasonable. Chu Liuxiang has used the trick of fake death many times, so when we treat Chu Liuxiang, we must not conclude that Chu Liuxiang is dead if we don't see the corpse. ”
Shui Qianrou's mood was much more comfortable, and said, "You are right. In your opinion, how should this envoy deal with Duan Fei's courtship? Duan Fei has already sent a heroic post, and he wants to marry this envoy tomorrow. This envoy has a word first, as long as Duan Fei kills Chu Liuxiang, this envoy is willing to be his wife. But now, Duan Fei has killed Chu Liuxiang. There is no reason for this messenger to shirk any more, so this messenger has decided to be his bride tomorrow. ”
Ali could tell from Shui Qianrou's tone that she didn't want to marry Duan Fei, and said, "Isn't the envoy willing to marry Duan Fei?"
Shui Qianrou let out a long sigh and said: "Although he is an invincible hero in the world, he is also an old man in his fifties, and I am a young girl, if I follow him in my life, then I will suffer for the rest of my life." ”
Ali said tentatively: "Since the envoy is unwilling to go with Duan Daxia, why doesn't the envoy tell Duan Daxia clearly? ”
Shui Qianrou's mouth moved slightly, and said, "No, Duan Fei won't agree." Because he killed Chu Liuxiang. Chu Liuxiang is what I want him to kill, if I change my hexagram, I am afraid that he will even dare to kill me. ”
Ah Li's eyes flashed with a hint of slyness, and she said, "Why didn't the envoy abolish Duan Fei." ...... like this"
Shui Qianrou said angrily: "Do you think Duan Fei is a waste? Whoever wants to scrap it can be scrapped? Even the sect leader is afraid that he will have to respect him a little." ”
Ali was a little sympathetic to Shui Qianrou now, and said, "What is the messenger going to do?"
Shui Qianrou let out a long sigh and said, "What else can I do?" ”
Shui Qianrou's eyes stared at a tile on the roof, and as soon as she stretched out her hand angrily, a few drops of water rushed towards a few candles in the house.
The candle went out.
The room was pitch black, and Shui Qianrou's body suddenly rushed to the roof, and she said, "Who is sneaking on the roof?"
Shui Qianrou's body was skillful, as if she were a snake, her body had not yet broken through the roof tiles, and her hand had already grasped the person on the roof.
Shui Qianrou grabbed the man and rushed out of the roof violently, lifting the person who peeked at him up.
Shui Qianrou was draped in a white light gauze-like dress, slowly fell on the roof, held the person in her arms, and said: "Ah Bai, Ah Bai, when did you learn so badly, you actually went up to the roof to remove the roof tiles, do you also want to see what I look like when I take a bath?" (to be continued......)