Note: Wan Mei Ah (A: ē, dear!) If you pronounce it wrong, this name will be too ugly. ）

"Let me tell you, master, I am a reincarnated immortal, you kid can meet the master, that is the blessing of the previous life. The landlord sat in front of Shen Ming, with one hand on his waist and the other pointing to the sky, his right foot was wearing straw shoes that could not even cover his toes and stepped on the stone platform on the side.

At the moment when the stench drifted in the wind, Shen Ming suddenly found that he was a little indecisive, and the reason for existence that had always been lurking in his heart began to waver.

Finally, Shen Ming found the culprit of the charm of his heart--- bad breath, but his whole body was unconscious, and even his spirit was a little sluggish, and it seemed that the great feat of the real murderer was difficult to achieve.

"You two. "Delicate with a bit of demons, soft with a little charm, at first glance it sounds like the yellow warbler out of the valley, lingering in the ears. Just when Shen Ming was trying his best to escape the grasp of the treasure landlord, a woman's voice interrupted his thoughts.

"You two, please come with me. ”

Shen Ming's legs couldn't move, so he had to hurriedly poke his head out and raise his neck, how beautiful the picture was at this moment, even if it was frozen for a little longer, Shen Ming would not feel bored. A little girl who seemed to be fourteen or fifteen years old made Shen Ming know what it means to have green eyebrows without painting, red lips without dots, huge eyes with bright eyes, and a red head rope tied suddenly, a naked buttocks with most of the skin and stains blocked in front of Shen Ming at this most critical moment.

"Little sister, do you call me?" the landlord of the treasure thought he was chic and handsome, and asked himself, "Poof." A fart sound, which can be regarded as an apology to Shen Ming for blocking the vision.

Shen Ming finally couldn't resist the tragic devastation, and shouted loudly, "Sister Fairy, save me." "Fainted.

The next morning, Shen Ming, who was still asleep, was awakened by a sudden noise outside.

"You pariah, how can you be so immoral, could it be that you ate in the morning? ”

"This is a Taoist immortal land, you little miscellaneous hair who fights with people and has the audacity to call yourself 'this king', let's go! "It seems that the kung fu of this market is not much worse than that of the prince in the palace.

After a sound of tugging on clothes, the sound of hurried footsteps gradually faded away, and it seemed that very few people had the concentration of Shen Ming to endure such a foul smell.

"I'm almost up to get up, and I'm going to have morning classes in a while. ”

"Morning class?" Shen Ming rubbed his eyes, looking at the unfamiliar environment around him and wondering.

It turned out that the woman yesterday was the person sent by Guanzhong to lead Shen Ming into the Xianmen, and then found that this belated little beggar was quite rooted, and he couldn't stand the bitter pleading of the landlord, so he brought the two of them over. After Shen Ming fell into a coma, an immortal who could fly around found that although Shen Ming was strong, his qualifications were too mediocre, and he was worried that he would hurt his bones, so he recited the muttered mantra and gave Shen Ming some essence, which made Shen Ming wake up hazy, but his spirit was refreshed.

Shen Ming suddenly jumped up and cheered, and he was beaten back to the cold cellar by the words of the treasure landlord, "If you fail the assessment in three months, you will still be sent down the mountain, and it will be useless for you to kneel for ten or a hundred years at that time." ”

Shen Ming was firm in his confidence, and suddenly found that the treasure landlord was much cleaner than yesterday, but he still couldn't bear to look at him directly. The ragged clothes have also been replaced with cyan robes, and it doesn't look like an ordinary splash, but has become a splashy brother.

"Hurry up and change your clothes, it's the first morning class soon, if it's too late, the master will kill you, the master doesn't want to leave a bad impression on the woman who loves me." ”

Shen Ming only felt that he was in dire straits, and there was still a stench in the mouth of the treasure landlord. From that smelly tone, Shen Ming smelled that he was assigned to the camel forest peak, and the person who took him to practice was the handsome-looking woman yesterday, named Wan Mei, who was also the woman who was 'in love with him' as the landlord of Bao said, this sentence made Shen Ming remember it fresh after hundreds of years, and he never guessed where the confidence of the treasure landlord came from.

Rows of low-eaves tiled houses are shaded by lush shrubs, giving it a unique flavor from a distance. The treasure landlord told Shen Ming what he had seen and heard along the way, and chattered about his feelings, but he didn't notice Shen Ming who was pinching his mouth and nose with a bitter face.

"Why can't anyone see it?" Shen Ming turned his head in the opposite direction to the treasure landlord and asked in some surprise. I wanted to avoid the smell in the mouth of the treasure landlord, but he directly put his face in front of Shen Ming, "Because we're late." ”

"Ahh The treasure landlord closed his eyes and showed his jagged black teeth, and said intoxicatedly.

I saw an open space, nearly a hundred teenagers dressed the same as Shen Ming were sitting cross-legged on the ground, and the beautiful woman named Wan Mei'a was patiently talking in front.

At first, Shen Ming listened carefully to it, for fear of missing something, but after listening to it, he found that this so-called introductory Dao method was exactly the same as that taught by Grandpa Bald. Suddenly remembering the bald grandfather again, Shen Ming fell into wireless nostalgia again, and couldn't help but be distracted, and his eyes were red.

Wan Mei'a was standing in front of her and was talking endlessly about the Dao Fa, and suddenly noticed something unusual, and when she fixed her eyes, Shen Ming was staring at her intently, and looking at the eyes that were shaking with tears, it was hard to think about some kind of dirty scene.

In a hurry, Wan Mei'a hurriedly turned her face away, her face was slightly red. You must know that this Wanmei Anai Hulin Peak's first Wan Shu Ning's palm jewel, when she was eight years old, she practiced Taoism under the teaching of her mother Ning Chan, and now she is just fourteen years old, and in addition to her, this Hump Lin Peak is the youngest Du Zitong who has reached the age of 100. Now that Wan Mei'a is facing so many peers, her heart and body are already throbbing, and when she saw Shen Ming's naked eyes just now, she felt even more uneasy.

An hour later, everyone stood up and arched their hands towards Wan Mei, "Thank you, Senior Sister, Shen Ming, who was in a daze, also shouted loudly in a panic: "Xie Lu, thank you, Sister Immortal." ”

"Hahaha!" this delayed and somewhat strange name was particularly harsh when everyone spoke in unison.

Shen Ming lives in the palace, with Shen Yitian and Yu Ji shielding her from the wind and rain, it can be said that she enjoys all the favor, when has she been ridiculed like this by others, and Shen Ming has never gotten along with so many peers, let alone what is the case.

Shen Ming lowered his head and blushed, standing there in a panic.

"What's your name?" Wan Mei came over, and a little strange appeared in her eyes.

"Shen Shenming. Having never been so close to such a beautiful woman of the same age, Shen Ming was nervous, and his muttered cat meows were quickly muffled by the ridicule of others.

"You can call me senior sister in the future. ”

"Yes, Sister Fairy. As soon as the words came out, Shen Ming realized that something was wrong, and he wanted to explain in a hurry, but saw Wan Mei'a disappear into everyone's eyes with a few arrow steps.

"Haha ”

The sound of ridicule and scolding was endless, and Shen Ming stood there suddenly cramped and uneasy, trembling with anxiety.

"Laugh at what you laugh at, laugh at what you laugh at. The treasure landlord pushed away the person who was pointing at Shen Ming, took Shen Ming's hand and ran through the gap he opened with his breath.

"You made my lady unhappy, I want to whip you, master. The treasure landlord said threateningly to Shen Ming, and actually recognized Wan Mei'a as his wife.

Shen Ming lowered his head and was silent, obviously apprehensive about the scene just now. The pampered life made him have no concept of human sophistication, but fortunately, the landlord of Bao saw that the road was uneven.

"Eh, why are you so stupid?" said the treasure landlord loudly at the top of his voice.

"I, me. Shen Mingzhen didn't know how to explain.

"Hey, what an idiot. ”

In order to let the fresh blood of the camel forest peak pass the assessment three months later, the senior brother Liang Wenzhen divided the nearly 100 people into five groups, and Shen Ming and the treasure landlord happened to be assigned to the group of Wan Mei'a, and both of them were a little happy in their hearts.

"Knock, knock, knock. In the endless sea of bamboo, nearly twenty teenagers held small sabers, sweating like rain there.

This is the compulsory course for the introductory disciples of the Wugang faction, commonly known as 'cutting the Buddha's belly', because the bamboo grown in this bamboo sea is called 'Buddha's belly bamboo', according to legend, this bamboo has been subject to the rain and dew of the master of Jinghui, soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, ordinary people don't say that it is cut off, it is quite difficult to leave a little mark on it.

The sound of "whoosh" breaking through the air passed through my ears.

"Hey, who dares to hit the master. The treasure landlord only felt a tingling pain in his head, and a stone the size of a finger egg fell at his feet.

Frightened, the treasure landlord felt a sharp gaze chasing after him. "Don't be lazy. ”

Seeing that it was Wan Mei, the landlord of the treasure suddenly wilted, scratched his scalp, and hurriedly waved his saber and cut it.

On the contrary, Shen Ming was out of his strength, and every time he tried his best to cut at the bamboo, he would find that he was approaching the rumble of success, and he desperately wanted to exert strength.

"The master is obviously here to learn the art of flying to the sky, why did you let the master come over to cut this broken bamboo?" The landlord scolded and complained, and turned his head to see Shen Ming, who was desperately trying to do his job behind him, and kicked him over in displeasure. "Idiot, the master is talking to you. ”

Shen Ming sat on the ground with his buttocks, wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, and just now he put all his heart on his homework, and did not hear the shouts of the treasure landlord, only to see him look at the treasure landlord with a wooden expression, "Ah?"

"Oh, that's a nerd. ”

Wan Mei'a also turned her head when she heard the conversation between the two, and looked at Shen Ming and frowned, with a deep face that did not match her age.

Halfway through the hour, the disciples were already exhausted, and Shen Ming leaned on the side and gasped for breath, not caring at all about the stench coming from the mouth of the treasure landlord.

"There's still an hour, and if you haven't cut it yet, you won't have to eat dinner. Wan Mei'a stood on a small hill, looking down at everyone condescendingly, and her voice was extremely stern.

"It's cold, it's cold. Everyone thought so, and then shivered and waved their sabers again.

Just as everyone was sharpening their knives and slashing towards the bamboo, no one could pay attention, and a trace of imperceptible black gas floated up from behind everyone, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"Squeak!" a bamboo tree fell in response, and a young man was so tired that he knelt on the ground with his head drooped, but a red light flashed under his eyes without making a trace.

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