Chapter 199: Please, Don't stick your tongue out when you smell something
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The two escaped from the immortal mansion, Xu Xian took her hand, and she didn't resist, just being led by him like that. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)
The two of them walked in the sky like that, and fled in the direction of the city. The two did not stay, and fled back to the Jinnai community directly.
After returning home, Xu Xian said to her: "Now, I will teach you how to surf the Internet first, and then if there is anything you don't understand, when I am not there, you can learn on the Internet." Xu Xian took out his laptop as he spoke, and said, "This is called a computer, which is used to access the Internet...... By the way, how much do you know about Chinese characters? Although you can speak, I don't know if you can read and write?"
The beautiful snake nodded and said, "I once secretly went to the teacher's side to hear it! ”
"What a diligent little demon girl!" Xu Xian smiled and said, "That's good, come, I'll teach you some simple things first......
Xu Xian taught very seriously, she learned very quickly, and after just a few minutes, she mastered the pinyin input method.
I have to say, youkai are youkai!
Seeing that she actually knew how to surf the Internet, Xu Xian said: "You learn by yourself here first, and I'll make you a supper, which can be regarded as a celebration of your becoming a human being! Remember this day, this is the day you become a human being, and you can treat it as your birthday in the future!"
"Thank you!"
Xu Xian nodded and looked at his watch, it was already three or four o'clock in the morning, so naturally he couldn't order takeout at this time, so he had to do it himself.
Fortunately, there are things in the refrigerator that he prepared when he was shopping with Xiao Yu'er before, of course. There are still koi fish and hens in the immortal mansion! Those hens haven't gone to dig eggs because of Xu Xian during this time. So that they have already begun to hatch chicks.
But just when Xu Xian was preparing a celebratory meal for her. Bai Suzhen, who had just learned to type, typed her name in Du Niang.
As a result, when she looked at the things she found, she was stupid, and when she finished reading the story of "The Legend of the White Snake", there was a trace of shame and anger in her eyes!
Although she liked the story, she didn't like it when her name coincided with such a legend. She's not her, this Xu Xian is really hateful. She felt that he was deliberately perfunctory to her. At that time, she still thought that this name was really good, it sounded good, and it matched her very well!
"Master Xu, come here!" the beautiful snake said to Xu Xian's divine sense.
Xu Xian thought that she had encountered some kind of problem! She quickly ran in, but what she saw was a beautiful snake wrinkling her little nose and pouting her mouth, looking a little angry. Although she looked very beautiful and good-looking when she got angry, Xu Xian was still startled, what was wrong?
"What's wrong?What's wrong?" Xu Xian was still worried about whether her f-drive had been revealed by her! No, that place was secretly hidden! She wasn't a little Lori. But when he came over and looked, he knew what he had done wrong!
The screen of the computer. There are three big characters clearly written - "The Legend of the White Snake"!
Xu Xian coughed and said, "Is there any problem?"
"You...... How can you deceive me like this!" The beautiful snake's expression was stern, and the little cutie was gone.
Xu Xian shook his head and said, "Don't be angry first, listen to me first, okay?" Do you know why I asked you to call it this name?"
Seeing the beautiful snake shaking her head, Xu Xiancai said: "Because, she is my dream girl, when I was very young, I thought, if I can have such a beautiful, virtuous, and can also do spells, how good it would be! Do you know what comes to mind when I see you for the first time?"
The beautiful snake continued to shake her head, and Xu Xian continued: "When I first saw you lying on the cold jade with half human and half snake, not only was I not afraid, but I was extremely excited, and I thought, I finally found her! She is the goddess of my dreams when I was a child, and she is the person I am looking for!"
"But I'm me!" the beautiful snake snorted.
"Yes, this is my inconsiderate consideration!" Xu Xian smiled helplessly, and said: "When I heard that you didn't have a name, I was thinking, you have clear grievances, and you are a white snake, which is too similar to Bai Suzhen, although I don't know if you are a virtuous wife, but I think that the name Bai Suzhen is prepared for you, and it belongs to you." Of course, if you don't like it, you can change it now, I don't mind!"
"I don't want my name to be like hers, I'm who I am!"
Seeing her sulking appearance, Xu Xian secretly wiped his sweat: Sure enough, it soared! I didn't expect it to be so fast. But it's okay, it's not a big hurricane, this kind of small soaring has no effect! Well, what kind of name do you want to change? It's really annoying to take a name! If you call it Xiaobai directly, how simple and easy to remember is not!
However, Xu Xian didn't dare to add the name 'Xiaobai' to her head. She doesn't like Bai Suzhen, and Xiaobai is even more ...... Xu Xian felt that if she knew the meaning of the word 'Xiaobai', it was estimated that she would really have to 'turn over the river and the sea' and 'flood Jinling'!
"Do you have any comments on the surname Bai?" Xu Xian asked cautiously, lest she soar.
"That's okay!"
"There is a 'Zhen' in the name, do you have any opinions?"
"Yes, there can be no 'prime', and there can be no 'chastity'!"
"Well, you are a white snake, transformed into a human, just like a fairy who has fallen into the world, you want to enter the world to practice and understand life, how about it is called 'Sichen'?"
"Sichen, Bai Sichen? Why does this name sound like a man's name? It's not good, change it!"
"Uh! Actually, I think Bai Suzhen is very good! Why should I resist it so much?...... Okay, okay, don't stare and don't pout...... Why didn't you learn anything else, but you learned 'pouting and glaring' so fast! Okay! I think about it, thinking about names is the most troublesome thing!"
"So you're going to use 'Bai Suzhen' to perfunctory me?"
"This is really not perfunctory, this meaning has been explained to you just now!" Xu Xian shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "Okay, I will think of a name that sounds better for you and fits your style." Uh-huh, what's it called?" Xu Xian held his back with one hand and pressed his forehead with the other, pacing back and forth.
After a long time, Xu Xian paused and said: "How about calling it 'Bai Yuhan'?" You see, Hanyu is your favorite, and in turn it is 'Yuhan', but this cold 'Han' character is not suitable for you, so it was changed to the word 'Han' next to the three points of water. The word 'Han' has the meaning of tolerance, which can show that you are humble and broad-minded like the sea, and it also has the meaning of inclusiveness, which shows that you know how to be humble and have self-cultivation......"
"Then let's call this first!
Hearing this, Xu Xian almost stumbled and fell to the ground, I go, can the name be exchanged like this? This woman is really not a person!
"Then let's do it first, I'll find someone to make a body ID card for you when I go back, in this world, human beings can only be regarded as having an identity if they have an ID card, and they will be recognized!"
Bai Su, who got a new name...... Well, Bai Yuhan waved his hand directly, letting Xu Xian go busy with himself, and then happily played with the novel computer.
Seeing her like this, Xu Xian felt that this name had been taken in vain, and just now she said that she had 'self-cultivation'! This began to be rude! But think about it, people have just changed from demons to people, and it is normal not to understand this, so let's be reckless! In this way, there should be no pressure to get along.
Half an hour later, Xu Xian made a small table of dishes and shouted to Bai Yuhan in the room, "Come out to eat!"
As a result, Xu Xian saw this 'cultured' classmate sticking out his tongue at a table of dishes......
Seeing a beautiful woman actually making such an action towards a table of dishes, Xu Xian felt a fainting feeling, "Please, beauty, you are a human being now, not a snake demon, ok? When you smell something, can you use your nose? Don't stick out your tongue!"
Then Bai Yuhan stretched out his tongue again and said with his senses: "Get used to it!"
Xu Xian stood up, stretched out his hand to press the table, leaned forward slightly, looked at her and said, " From now on, let's first make three chapters of the Dharma: first, when you talk to me in the future, as long as you are not worried about what others will hear, you will use your mouth to say it, and only if you say secrets, you can communicate with your divine sense; second, before eating in the future, you can only shake your little nose at most, and you can no longer stick out your tongue like now, remember, you are now a human being, and you are no longer a snake; third, you are not allowed to take off or put on clothes in front of other men, and you can only face me if you are right, because you are my wife-to-be. Understood?"
Bai Yuhan nodded, like a good baby. I don't know how she examined Xu Xian's classmates, it's all like this, how else can she examine?
Xu Xian nodded, reached out and took out a bottle of red wine, stretched out his hand and gently held it at the bottom of the bottle, and saw the cork on the mouth of the bottle pop out, and then reached out and summoned two goblets, and poured her half a glass of red wine, "This is called red wine, and those who claim to be elites like this concoction...... Don't simmer it in one gulp! That's not how to drink red wine, hey...... I know, it's cool to drink like this, but it's okay to drink like this at home, but after you go out, you can't drink like this!
"Come, like me, first pretend to shake it up and twice, and when the aroma of the wine overflows, well, just take a sip......"
"What kind of wine is really unpleasant, not sweet at all, it can't be compared to monkey wine in the mountains!"
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Looking at the beautiful snake who knows a little bit about everything, but is ignorant, Xu Xian feels that her life will not be lonely!
However, it is really a long way to teach such a beautiful snake to enter the normal life of human beings!
"Hey, don't take off your clothes! again...... It's hot, it's hot, don't mess around!......" (To be continued!)