Hu Tiehua said: "I haven't seen this kid before, if I do, how can I escape Lao Hu's eyes." ”

He looks like he is often drunk, but he is also a person with a high intelligence, and as long as he meets someone once, he will never forget it.

Li Zhichang said slowly: "There are too many clever disguise techniques in this world, and the person I see may not be the person in fact. ”

Zhang San said in a deep voice: "Could it be that this Bai Yunsheng used the disguise technique just now. ”

Hu Tiehua said: "If you have never seen it before, then why should this person be disguised." He's not trying to hide it from us, if not from others. ”

Zhang San groaned: "That being the case, why would Daochang Li say that this person is someone we know. ”

Li Zhichang smiled and said, "Have you noticed one thing, that is, everyone has two eyes. ”

Hu Tiehua said: "Isn't this nonsense? ”

Li Zhichang continued: "And the distance between the two eyes is different for everyone. ”

Hu Tiehua looked at Zhang San, then at Li Zhichang, and said: "It's really different, but this doesn't prove that the distance between everyone's eyes is different." ”

Li Zhichang smiled faintly and said: "There is indeed no way to prove this, fortunately, we don't need evidence now, we only need to guess that the distance between Bai Yunsheng's two eyes is exactly the same as a person we know." ”

Hu Tiehua and Zhang San are both old rivers and lakes, and they know that there are very few coincidences in this world, and there are even fewer coincidences that can be encountered.

They said at the same time, "So who is he?"

Li Zhichang said: "That person is" The syllable of the last word 'is' dragged on for a long time, and Hu Tiehua and Zhang San were a little anxious.

Li Zhichang paused and said, "Of course I won't tell you. ”

Hu Tiehua said: "Don't hang our appetite. ”

Li Zhichang said lazily: "I'm very hungry now, I'm afraid there are some people who haven't eaten for ten days." Not necessarily as hungry as I am now. ”

Hu Tiehua was very cheeky and said: "Since you are so hungry." You might as well be hungry for a while. Finish talking. ”

He changed what Li Zhichang had said before and returned to him, and he didn't feel ashamed at all.

Only he can say this kind of thing with confidence, Hu Daxia thinks that even if he can't compete with Li Zhichang in other aspects, this thick-skinned Li Zhichang must be willing to bow down.

Li Zhichang smiled: "I'm so hungry, I can't think of anything, I just remember that it's time to eat." ”

Hu Tiehua said indignantly: "Aren't there still a few fish on this boat, if you are really hungry, you will eat them raw." After eating, tell us who we are. ”

When there is a famine, the hungry people eat even the roots, let alone the raw fish.

Hu Tiehua naturally thought that there was something wrong with what he said, and even Zhang San thought it was true.

Li Zhichang said leisurely: "Although I am hungry now, I only want to eat one kind of food. ”

Hu Tiehua said: "There are only fish to eat here." ”

Li Zhichang said: "What I want to eat is precisely fish. ”

Hu Tiehua said angrily: "Since the fish is already here, why don't you eat it." ”

Li Zhichang smiled and said: "What I want to eat now is a mermaid, and it just so happens that this mermaid is under this boat, if you want to eat it, you can catch her with me." ”

Hu Tiehua reacted very quickly, and when she boarded, she found that there was a small round hole on the side of the ship exposed ~ the water surface. Where is it not known that someone under the water used something like a reed pipe to eavesdrop on them.

Before he could make a move, a big beauty came out of the water.

Wet clothes. It just fits her delicate ~ body, revealing a proud curve.

Hu Tiehua swallowed his saliva~ looked at it a few more times, and then looked at his face.

This is the knee-jerk reaction of a senior old pervert, and when he saw the face of this mermaid, he only felt that his lower ~ body was cold, because this mermaid was none other than Jin Lingzhi. When she heard that Li Zhichang and the three of them were going to make a move, she was afraid that she would be in trouble if she didn't know what to do, so she had to come out by herself.

Li Zhichang said: "Miss Jin also wants to come to eat grilled fish, I just mistook it for a mermaid in the water, but I didn't expect it to be Miss Jin, I really forgive my sins." ”

In his tone, he couldn't hear the slightest meaning of reparation, let alone know that it was Jin Lingzhi in advance.

Jin Lingzhi was so angry that her teeth itched, and she snorted, "Did you find me a long time ago?" ”

She said this sentence twice in one breath, because Miss Jin has always believed that important things have to be said twice.

Li Zhichang said: "I just found out, because when I was about to say that Bai Yunsheng just now, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the golden girl's pipe mouth exposed on the water. ”

Jin Lingzhi said: "Really. ”

Li Zhichang said: "Of course, this will not be fake, Miss Jin can come up with this way to listen to our conversation, it is really breathtaking, if we are not lucky, it is impossible to find you." ”

He didn't leave a trace of his sycophant, and Jin Lingzhi suddenly smiled.

Hu Tiehua couldn't help but be dazzled by her appearance, at the cost of having an extra dagger as cold as moonlight on her neck.

The owner of the dagger is, of course, Miss Jin Lingzhi.

Hu Tiehua sneered: "There is a debtor who is wronged, it is Daoist Li who provokes you first, Miss Jin, don't be impulsive." ”

Jin Lingzhi said: "Shut your stinky mouth, he is not a good thing, and you are not a good thing." ”

Then he hesitated in his heart: This stinky Taoist priest said that he saved his grandmother, why don't I know, if it's true, I don't care about him.

Li Zhichang said: "Miss Jin wants Hu Tiehua's life? Actually, I think he really shouldn't live, he's lazy and greedy, he can't speak, he has all the problems that men have, and he's still a poor ghost, this kind of person shouldn't live in the world, the girl killed him, in fact, it's for the people to eliminate harm." ”

Hu Tiehua said: "What a vicious bull's nose, you are obviously jealous that I am more handsome than you, so I have a personal vendetta." ”

When Jin Lingzhi heard Hu Tiehua's words, she couldn't help but laugh.

Then he was caught in the acupoint~ Dao, and the person who shot was Hu Tiehua, who was held by her dagger around the neck.

Li Zhichang sighed and said: "Xiao ~ Hu, as a manly husband, I really feel sad that you used such despicable means to restrain Miss Jin. ”

Hu Tiehua said: "If you don't come less, if you didn't deliberately say so much nonsense to attract her attention, I would be able to escape from the poisonous claws of this tigress alone." ”

Li Zhichang said: "It seems that humor is also a problem, but unfortunately I can't change it." ”

Hu Tiehua said: "As long as there is a silly girl like Miss Jin in this world, I don't think you have to change this problem." ”

Jin Lingzhi snorted coldly: "You all know who I am, and you still don't let me go." ”

Li Zhichang said: "I know that Miss Jin likes to listen to stories, we haven't told who that Bai Yunsheng is just now, you definitely don't want to leave." ”

Hu Tiehua said: "I think Miss Jin is probably in love with Zhang San, so she doesn't want to leave, not because she wants to listen to your nonsense." ”

Jin Lingzhi looked at Zhang San's short and fat appearance, and said angrily: "You guys let me go, otherwise my grandmother will definitely not let you go." (To be continued......)

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