"I'm really annoyed. ”

Wu Yuan covered his head and said in a headache tone.

Throughout the ages, it is easiest to be a faint king, and the traitorous ministers around him will shoot the king in various ways.

And what about wanting to be Mingjun? All kinds of nasty things will come to mind. Tang Taizong, well, Wu Yuan is not talking about his father-in-law Li Shimin, but another Li Shimin, he wants to be a Ming Jun, so all kinds of loyal ministers came to brush up on his experience.

Once, Wei Zheng saw Li Shimin playing with a bird, so he came to the emperor and advised the emperor not to play and have fun, this persuasion lasted for half a day, until the bird in Li Shimin's sleeve was suffocated, and he left satisfied.

Look, this is the price of being a Ming monarch, and now that Wu Yuan is in the daughter country, even if he wants to be a faint king, he can't do it - these women in the daughter country are like crystal crystals, and if they find something wrong, they will immediately start admonishing.

When everyone found out about Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu's intimate behavior, all kinds of exhortations came like a tide.

The text is beautiful, and tens of thousands of words of persuasion are written, and after Wu Yuan read it, he took it with his camera, and this thing was put in the Tang Empire to refute homosexuality, which is definitely a classic. But then the surging twists and turns left Wu Yuan speechless, and the update speed of these girls was too fast.

was straightforward and fast-talking, blocked the door of Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu, and began to persuade as soon as the two of them appeared, and the methods of persuasion were various and very annoying.

Well, Wu Yuan and Song Jiayu don't go out. It's not bad to have two people in the room. Only those who have Song Jiayu's permission. to come in and report the situation.

The result?

Just now, after the Minister of Finance Guo Shibo came in, when he was talking about numbers with Song Jiayu, he suddenly made a mistake and calculated one plus one as equal to three.

Wu Yuan pointed out this mistake, and then Guo Shibo actually used a sentence, since one plus one cannot equal three, why are you obsessed with this forbidden and unconventional relationship, Miss Wu?

All right. Wu Yuan was choked there all of a sudden, this kind of persuasion of being a stick to drink, chicken soup for the soul and even sudden enlightenment, made him deeply shocked all of a sudden, he was a good teacher, looking at the righteous words, dignified and beautiful Minister of Finance, he could only shake his head, saying that he didn't hear it in his ears.

"What, I can't stand it?"

After Shibo left the room, Song Jiayu looked at Wu Yuan with a smile.

"Of course. We call this kind of persuasion chicken soup for the soul or a slap in the face, the problem is. In the past few days, I have eaten too much chicken soup for the soul and drunk too much. Almost everyone who saw me would try to persuade me, just like that Elder Xu, beside me, beating the air with his hand, wanting me to ask, why can't a slap make a sound, you say, do their eggs hurt? By the way, I forgot, they don't have that part. ”

Alas, Wu Yuan now finally understands how much social pressure is on homosexuality, everyone looks at him with colored glasses, and then tries to persuade him, the problem is, Lao Tzu is not gay, let alone a lily.

"I've said a long time ago that it's right to make an example of the monkeys. Like just now, didn't I create a chance for you?"

"Opportunity?"

Wu Yuan didn't understand what Song Jiayu wanted to say.

"I just threw Wen Jiàn to the ground, and when she turned around and bent down and lowered her head to pick it up, what a great opportunity it was. You should pounce on her, just like the two of us did last night, and do her directly, so that you can see if she will chirp crookedly......, isn't it?

"I ate the grass on the edge of the nest because my brain was in water, and if I really did that, there would be ten times more people to advise than before!"

Wu Yuan rolled his eyes, so he didn't fall for Song Jiayu. Why is there so little advice from the faint king, but there are more prestige brushes around the Ming monarch? It is not because the Ming monarch wants someone to brush up on the prestige, so that he can get a good reputation. It's like Tang Taizong was offended by Wei Zheng again and again, and he was very angry, but if the historian didn't record these things, Li Shimin would be even more angry.

And what about him, if he really clicked on Guo Shibo, I am afraid that soon after, there will be such a story, Guo Shibo bluntly admonished, no, he was cheap, offended Wu Yuan again and again, and was bullied by Wu Yuan again and again, but her unremitting daily admonition, would rather be beaten by Wu Yuan, limp and walk, than give up personal persistence.

Well, Wu Yuancai didn't want to get into this kind of trouble.

"Really not tempted, Brother Wu, your temperament is really good, Elder Xu's behavior yesterday, I was angry when I saw it, what a slap doesn't make a sound, you just pull her by your side and slap her ass hard, she will definitely understand what is called popping, alas, she is a famous opponent among the elders, if we pull her over, it will be much more convenient for us to act in the future." ”

"Good fish!"

Wu Yuan grabbed Song Jiayu's ear hatefully and slammed it hard.

"Don't be like this, I know you want to toss them, but don't entangle me. I'm so busy right now that I don't have time to take care of it!"

"Not good, Brother Wu, do you really think that I am idle and have nothing to do, so I let you come into contact with those hooves again and again? Your troubles have just begun, and we must enlist the support of some elders to ensure your safety......

"What's the trouble?"

Wu Yuan was a little disdainful, so he didn't believe Song Jiayu's words. Now in the villa, there are guards everywhere, and not a single mosquito can fly in, and at this time, who else comes in and snatches him.

"That's right, Brother Wu, are you interested in getting pregnant?"

"Pregnant?"

This divine turn made Wu Yuan's whole person embarrassed, how could it be, he was a man, how could he be pregnant?

"Brother Wu, I used to tell you that in our world, when girls want to have children, they go to the Zimu River and get water to drink. ”

"I know, at that time, I thought, if I want to trick people, I can just secretly add water from the Zimu River to her tea. ”

"Yes, so it's strictly forbidden to use this method to make fun of people, plus there are some restrictions, so there are no major problems. ”

Song Jiayu let out a long sigh, "If a girl wants to give birth, she must choose a specific time period to drink the water of the Zimu River, and the water of the Zimu River, once it leaves the mother river, can maintain its activity for a day at most, and after that, it will not have an effect." ”

"That's the case, no wonder the evaporative rain didn't lead to a large area of pregnancy. ”

Wu Yuan nodded, and suddenly, he remembered a very terrifying thing.

"Could it be that those elders are thinking about letting me get pregnant and have a daughter?"

"Yes, Wu Mei Niang Wu girl, are you interested in getting pregnant? Don't worry about the activity of the river, the elders' feet are very fast, and it is not a problem to travel thousands of miles in a day and a night, maybe someone is already preparing to make you pregnant. ”

While speaking, Song Jiayu looked at Wu Yuan with a smile.

If someone finds a precious animal in the wild, the first thing to do after taking care of it is to find a mate for it to continue. As for Wu Yuan, since he has the ability to think independently, of course he belongs to a super rare breed, and while protecting this breed, he can find a way to make this breed reproduce better, which is what the Elders' Council must do.

And at this time, no matter how much Song Jiayu objected, it was invalid, because because the zookeeper felt that the giant panda was still a virgin, he couldn't artificially inseminate her?

Wu Yuan, who was still very tough, listened to this threat, and the whole person became Spartan.

He is a man, how can he be pregnant...... However, when he thought of the scene of Tang Seng and Elder Tang and the fat Zhu Bajie, Wu Yuan shuddered.

Pregnant...... When he thought of the scene when he returned to Earth with a big belly two months later, and then the whole world was in a sensation, he felt that life was not bright. When the time comes, will he have a caesarean section or a natural birth?

"Can boiling water prevent pregnancy?"

Wu Yuan asked softly, he decided that from now on, he would definitely not drink and eat indiscriminately.

"Of course...... No way. Our country, since more than a hundred years ago, has deliberately controlled the population, and an ordinary girl is only allowed to get pregnant three times in her life, and the aristocracy can have a few more. My mother drank the water of the Zimu River seven times and gave birth to us, and the reason why she has such treatment is that she is very spiritual.

Wu Yuan, and you, more powerful than all of us, so you don't have to worry, the resolution to force you to have more babies will soon be passed, and when the time comes, you will have to give birth to a baby every year, and the baby will become a sought-after ......"

Song Jiayu said and spoke, laughing so much that he couldn't even straighten his waist, and Wu Yuan just kept rolling his eyes when he listened.

"Do you think that those elders, seeing our kindness and love these days, really don't do anything? No, they have already sent people to fetch water from the Zimu River, and we have an old saying here, that is, the mother who has a child is the real woman and becomes mature.

They can't change you and me now, but after you and I are pregnant, will we still be affectionate to each other, and after we have children, won't the two mothers keep their own images well, and still lily each other? When the time comes, they think that we will definitely change - don't stare at me, my child will definitely be yours, and your child, I don't know whose it is, and I should be sad, right?"

“...... Okay, Jiayu, what do you want me to do?"

"It's very simple, my sister and sister are coming soon, master, help me collect a few maids, I really want to see them prostrate in front of me, bow their heads and admit defeat. Then obediently listen to me, let's conquer this world, so that you have no worries. ”

"Get out!"

At this moment, Wu Yuan really burst into tears. (To be continued......)