Chapter Seventy-Six: You're Cheap
It turned out that Lin Xue'er came with Yang Xiaojing early in the morning, and she found that Li Meng** was not in Zixia Cave in the first place, and obviously did not return overnight, which made her feel very uncomfortable, but in front of Yang Xiaojing, it was difficult to say anything. Please remember our URL to read the novel.com)
When she saw that Li Mengyang's body was wet and full of holes, she felt very strange: "Xiaoyang, you didn't go to read, why did you make your clothes so dirty?
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Sister, I didn't fight with anyone, but when I bought you breakfast in the morning, I accidentally fell into the river, which didn't let the butterfly bite, and I almost died." ”
"Butterfly in the river, is it a butterfly fish?" Lin Xue'er said in disbelief, "I don't believe it, why haven't I heard of butterfly fish in this river?"
At this time, Yang Xiaojing said: "Uncle Xiaoyang, you will talk nonsense! Just play, what did you say that you were bitten by a butterfly? Are you a fool to be Senior Sister Xue'er?"
"Sister, I didn't lie to you, I was really bitten by a butterfly in the water. That butterfly is amazing, the whole body is poisonous, and it can poison people to death at once, and I almost can't come back to see you alive. Li Mengyang said with a smile.
"Yo, there are such powerful butterflies, Uncle Xiaoyang, have you caught one and come back for us to see. Yang Xiaojing smiled, she purely wanted to see Li Mengyang's jokes.
"This butterfly is not something that anyone can see, if you want to see it, then take twenty taels of silver, and I'll let you see enough!" Li Mengyanghua stirred.
"I know you're weird, man, there's no one reliable, what do you say about buying breakfast for Senior Sister Xue'er? Why didn't I see breakfast?" Yang Xiaojing said angrily.
She just loves to eat, otherwise she wouldn't be so strong and thick.
Li Mengyang glanced at the ugly chubby girl, and took out the hot tofu brain, fritters, vegetable boxes, beef patties and the like from Najie, which were all Lin Xueer's favorite breakfasts.
This made Lin Xue'er suddenly happy, she asked Yang Xiaojing to eat first, and she took Li Mengyang into the room to change clothes.
Li Mengyang went in to take a look, he didn't return overnight, the place where he lived had changed greatly, the whole room had a new look, the bed was covered with a mandarin duck brocade quilt, there was a dragon and phoenix pattern dresser next to the bed, and a new wardrobe, full of Lin Xue'er's clothes.
Li Mengyang was surprised: "Sister, you are ......"
Lin Xue'er said shyly: "My master said, let us live together first, and then choose an auspicious day for the zodiac to have a happy event." ”
It turned out that after Lin Xue'er gave the second-grade cherry blossom to Mrs. Jinghui last night, this old aunt was very happy, she was so good to Lin Xue'er, she treated Lin Xue'er as her own daughter, she completely abandoned her own nephew Yang Xiaohu, but instead told Lin Xue'er to watch Li Mengyang closely, don't let him be abducted by other women, I don't know if this old aunt remembered her romantic hatred, or really good for Lin Xue'er. (Read the novel network)
Hearing this, Li Mengyang praised: "Sure enough, she is a good master who is caring and reasonable, I blamed her in the past." Come on, sister, let's kiss it first. ”
Lin Xue'er slapped him with a smile and said, "It's not serious." ”
She found a new set of clothes, made a basin of hot water for Li Mengyang, wiped his face, washed his hands and feet, and then came out with a smile.
When Lin Xue'er arrived in front, she was speechless, it turned out that Yang Xiaojing had already eaten all the breakfast, she saw Lin Xue'er coming in, patted her stomach, and said with a smile: "Senior Sister Xue'er, it's pricked." ”
Lin Xue'er scolded with a smile: "Xiao Jing, I know you can eat, but in someone else's house, can you be more restrained?"
Yang Xiaojing was stunned and said, "Senior sister, isn't this your house? I helped you carry a lot of things in the morning, and won't let me carry them back?"
Lin Xue'er smiled and said, "Xiao Jing, I mean, can you be quiet and ladylike, otherwise you won't be able to get married?"
Yang Xiaojing said with a smile: "It's okay, senior sister, as long as I build a foundation, it will definitely become a big hit, and I will definitely be able to get married, even if I marry someone like Yang Xiaohu, I am willing." ”
Lin Xue'er was speechless again.
This Yang Xiaojing said again: "Senior sister, have you told your brother Xiaoyang about me?"
Lin Xue'er said: "Not yet, he's changing his clothes, come out later." ”
Yang Xiaojing said with a smile: "Senior Sister Xue'er, you have to watch your little brother Yang, men like the new and hate the old, don't let other sassy women snatch him away." ”
At this time, Li Mengyang happened to come in, and Lin Xue'er said to him fiercely: "If he dares to have another woman, I will break his legs." ”
Hearing this, Li Mengyang was very scared, and he said, "Sister, am I still a [virgin] man?"
Lin Xue'er smiled: "Really?"
Li Mengyang said with a smile: "Sister, why don't we go to the back to inspect the goods, if it is fake." ”
How do you change this, hehe.
At this time, Yang Xiaojing interjected: "I am also a [virgin] girl, I don't believe you inspect the goods." As he spoke, he took off his clothes.
Li Mengyang fell to the ground as soon as he "plopped", and said hurriedly: "No need to test! No need to test! Auntie, I know you are, you are!"
This chubby girl is black, strong and ugly, not a [virgin] girl!
Lin Xue'er picked up Li Mengyang with a smile and said, "Xiaoyang, you misunderstood what Xiao Jing meant, she wants you to help her open up the meridians, and by the way, build a foundation." ”
This is Yang Xiaojing begging Lin Xue'er for one night, and Lin Xue'er was forced to agree for the sake of being her only friend.
Li Mengyang shuddered and said, "Sister, do you want others to help with this?" I don't dare. ”
Lin Xue'er suddenly pulled her face to the elder, pretending to be angry, and said, "Xiaoyang, my sister begged you for this thing, why didn't you agree? ”
Li Mengyang was about to vomit, he had a bitter face, and shouted in despair: "Sister, you are too selfish, people are serious yellow flower girls, you can't be destroyed in my hands, do you know how much damage this will cause her?!
At this time, Yang Xiaojing, the black and ugly fat girl, also gave Li Mengyang a flattering look, and the ugly and terrifying face trembled, which directly made Li Mengyang paralyzed to the ground, Yang Xiaojing also smiled smugly: "I can't imagine that I have such a big charm, even men can't resist it, hahaha." ”
Li Mengyang's legs and stomach began to cramp, and he shouted: "Xiao Jing, no, aunt grandma, aunt ancestor, don't laugh, okay?
Saying that, Li Mengyang actually had the urge to control it, he really wanted to smack her!
At this time, Lin Xue'er smiled and said: "Xiaoyang, they all said that they were cheap for you, why don't you want to?
"Shuangfei?" If you change to a beautiful girl, of course Li Mengyang is willing, but Yang Xiaojing, that is absolutely not good, in order to keep himself from having nightmares every night, he must stick to the bottom line of morality: "Sister, even if you don't care, but don't force me, I'd rather die than do this immoral thing." ”
At this time, Yang Xiaojing shook the fat all over her body, pouted her fat mouth and greeted her, she said, "Xiaoyang, let's kiss first, and then people will dance for you." ”
Li Mengyang hurriedly fell backwards, and he cried out miserably: "God, why am I so miserable? Who have I provoked? Why are you torturing me like this!"
Lin Xue'er smiled and said, "Xiaoyang, don't worry, okay? If you don't want to help Xiao Jing open up the meridians, then give her a spirit flower." ”
At this time, Yang Xiaojing had already come to Li Mengyang, she opened her arms, and she was about to hug a tiger and a wolf.
This frightened Li Mengyang, he hurriedly took out a first-grade Gathering Spirit Flower, threw it down and fled, "Here, this is a first-grade Gathering Spirit Flower, you only need to channel the true yuan power inside into the lower dantian to build a foundation." ”
At this moment, the unbridled laughter of the two girls was heard.
Lin Xue'er said with a smile: "Xiao Jing, I told you a long time ago, he is timid, as long as he scares him, he will be sure to give you the spirit flower, you can see that he really got it." ”
It turned out that it was a play co-starred by the two just now, just to scare Li Mengyang and make him obediently offer a spirit flower, but he didn't expect to really get a first-class spirit flower.
As soon as Li Mengyang came out of Zixia Cave, he ran into Yang Xiaowu and Yang Xiaohu head-on, and he said angrily: "Man, do you want to find trouble, or do you want to be beaten?"
Yang Xiaowu gave Li Mengyang a salute and said with a smile: "No, Xiaohu and I are here to invite Uncle Xiaoyang to have lunch together, which can be regarded as an apology." ”
Hearing this, Li Mengyang said suspiciously: "Won't this be a Hongmen banquet?"
Yang Xiaowu smiled boldly: "Uncle Xiaoyang, where are you talking about this? Our old man is a talker, losing is losing, winning is winning, he is above board, and he will never do that obscene thing." ”
Li Mengyang patted Yang Xiaowu's shoulder with a smile and said, "It's a man, I like it, but Xiaohu and their front teeth are gone, I'm afraid they can't even speak, what else do you eat? What do you drink? What's the point of just watching me eat and drink?"
Yang Xiaohu opened his mouth wide with a smile and said, "Uncle Shi, you see, I have a gold tooth, but it is better than before." Originally, my tooth was not good, it was yellow, smelly and moth-insected, and I wanted to pull it out for a long time, but I was afraid of pain, so I kept dragging it, but my uncle still hurt me and pulled it out for me. ”
Li Mengyang smiled again: "Then your face is swollen like this, can you still go out to meet people?"
Yang Xiaohu smiled again: "It's okay! It's all my fault, I didn't practice kung fu at home, my skin is not thick enough, I also want to thank my uncle for correcting my shortcomings, I will practice my face well in the future, and strive to practice invulnerability." ”
His words made Li Mengyang laugh completely, Huashan is a weirdo!
Li Mengyanglang smiled: "Okay, Xiaohu, I like you like this, bold, frank, shameless." Okay, I'll give you face today and have a meal with you. ”
At this time, Lin Xue'er and Yang Xiaojing also walked out, Yang Xiaohu bowed to Lin Xue'er, and said loudly: "Hello, sister-in-law." ”
This surprised Lin Xue'er, and Li Mengyang smiled: "Sister, you don't care about him, he just likes to be funny." By the way, just now Yang Xiaowu said that he was going to invite us to dinner, which is an apology, are you going?"
Before Lin Xue'er could speak, Yang Xiaojing jumped up first and said happily: "Someone has a dinner party?" That's great, of course we have to go." ”