Chapter 131: Stealing Ducks

More than ten days have passed in the blink of an eye, and the little fat man and Ding Hao have not found any evidence about the rebellion of King Penglai. Because they firmly believe that it is the fox that will always show its tail. On this day, it is the annual Mid-Autumn Festival again. The Mid-Autumn Festival is a night of reunion, and the little fat man remembers that he has no relatives, and even the most admired senior sister is now married, and he can't help but feel sad. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Penglai Mansion let everyone have dinner in the house. Hundreds of people gathered together, and when they were eating, before they had time to take their chopsticks, the food in front of them had been swept away by others. The little fat man is in a bad mood today, and he is too lazy to compete with others. I didn't eat, and I came to the back garden of the palace alone in a daze.

The words of "Qingping Le" say: Mid-Autumn Festival, whimpering at the wine people. Affectionate entanglement/affection, I once remembered last year's farewell. The breeze is fragrant with green willow flowers, and the lonely pavilion reflects the pond. Reminiscing about the old days, the full moon is even more desolate.

The little fat man slept this time, I didn't know how long he slept, and in a daze, he saw the Jade Emperor, a kind and kind old man. The Jade Emperor took him to visit the immortal heavenly palace, don't give him the elixir that can enhance his cultivation. Later, the Jade Emperor may have wanted to do good things to the end, and arranged a family affair for the lonely little fat man, and asked him to choose one of the fairies in the sky. The little fat man was delighted, and from among the fairies, he chose the fresh and refined Yaochi Fairy. Who knows, at this time, the Jade Emperor suddenly turned his face and didn't recognize people, and kicked the little fat man off the fairy court. The little fat man fell down from the Nine Heavens with a scream, and heard the Jade Emperor laughing fiercely: "You get up for me!"

The little fat man felt some pain in his shoulder, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the yin and yang weird manager Wang was kicking the little fat man's shoulder angrily. Wang Fatzi realized that it was not early, and he had slept here until three poles in the morning. So, the little fat man hurriedly got up and said respectfully to Mr. Wang: "Mr. Wang is early!"

Mr. Wang glared at the little fat man, and said angrily: "What is early, what is early! The sun is smoking, and you are still sleeping here, and you will be deducted from your day's wages today." The next time I find a peek, I will blast out of the palace directly. After speaking, Mr. Wang threw down the little fat man who looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and walked away with his usual figure-eight steps.

Although the little fat man didn't care about the salary, he felt uncomfortable being scolded back then. Therefore, the little fat man looked at the back of Mr. Wang and wished him the old man "no children and grandchildren"!

In the curse of the little fat man's injustice, Ding Hao ran over sweating profusely, and when he saw the little fat man, he seemed to be relieved, and complained: "Big brother, where did you run last night? I thought you went out for a walk, so you went to bed first." When I woke up, I found that your quilt hadn't moved at all, and then I realized that you hadn't come back all night. I've been looking for you early in the morning, why are you here?"

The little fat man listened and said apologetically, "I drank too much last night and fell asleep here." Brother, my brother can't stand you!"

Ding Hao hurriedly said, "Why are we two still talking about foreign words, have you not eaten yet, let's go find something to eat!" With that, Ding Hao and the little fat man walked towards the palace kitchen.

Because it was now the palace that had just had breakfast, the cooks rarely had some time to spare. At this time, the whole kitchen was empty, and I don't know where these squinting cooks went to tease/tease. No one is the best, it is convenient for the little fat man and Ding Hao to act. The things piled up in the kitchen were disorganized, and the firewood scattered on the ground almost tripped Ding Hao. Angry, Ding Hao cursed the sloppy cook and kitchen handyman in a whisper while looking for the source of this delicacy. Eventually, they found several plates of roast duck in a cupboard. The crispy yellow roast duck skin is charred and tender, and it makes people salivate when they see it.

Ding Hao said with a saliva in his mouth: "Big brother, this roast duck looks good, but I don't know if it's counted?"

The little fat man also swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "I don't think so, you see, there are still two empty plates there." ”

Ding Hao had already seen that there was one of these roast ducks on a plate. On two of the plates, empty, there was nothing.

"In that case, let's not be polite!" As he spoke, Ding Hao reached out and took a roast duck, tore off a duck leg, and chewed it.

The aroma of roast duck stimulated the five organs of the little fat man's excitement. Listening to the rumbling sound of rebellion in his stomach, the little fat man didn't care about anything, and reached out to take a roast duck.

The little fat man took a bite of the roast duck, and as he swallowed it, he saw that there was a place inside that was relatively hidden. So, he said to Ding Hao: "Ding Hao, let's go and eat there." The provincial ones were eating here, and they were found by those cooks. When the time comes, we won't have an explanation. ”

Ding Hao nodded, and the two crept to the rows of tables and cabinets stacked with rice bowls inside. I found a taller cabinet to sit down, and when there was no one around, I chewed on it.

Seeing that there was not much roast duck left in the hands of the two, the little fat man took his attention back from the roast duck. At this time, he heard the sound of Gege chewing something in his ears. The little fat man frowned, feeling that something was wrong. Because he found that Ding Hao was now unfinished with his fingers and did not chew anything. So, where do these strange noises come from?

Out of curiosity, the little fat man looked behind the cabinet behind him. At this look, the little fat man was taken aback. I saw that behind the cupboard, there was a little fat pier, also sitting on the ground eating roast duck. Why is it called "Little Fat Dun"? Because the person who stole the roast duck was only thirteen or fourteen years old, but he had already grown a fat head and big ears, and he looked like he had to weigh more than 100 pounds. His face was greasy, needless to say, it must have been the roast duck he was fighting to blame.

At the same time that the little fat man found the little fat dun, the little fat dun also saw the little fat man. He stopped the roast duck in his hand and asked with a wary face, "Who are you?"

The little fat man could see at a glance that this little fat dun was the same as himself, and he came to the kitchen to steal food. So, the little fat man smiled kindly, made a silent gesture, and whispered: "Little brother, we are all the same, we are here to steal food." ”

Listening to the little fat man's words, Little Fat Dun laughed presumptuumously and said, "It turns out that you are a thief!"

The little fat man was not satisfied when he heard this, so he taught the little fat dun and said, "How can we be regarded as thieves? These are all the things of the palace, and we are also the family members of the palace." Since they are all from the king's house, we call them eating, not thieves. ”

After listening to the little fat man's defense, the little fat man smiled even more happily, he pointed to the little fat man and Ding Hao and said, "It turns out that there are still two internal thieves." ”

The little fat man didn't do it, he straightened his face, educated the little fat dun and said, "You kid, why are you talking so ugly." Besides, none of us ate just one roast duck, but you ate two yourself. If we're thieves, you're a thief. ”

Little Fat Dun opened his mouth and was about to say something, when there was a sound of footsteps in his ears. The little fat man hurriedly said, "Little fat dun, don't speak." We'll go out later, and the big brother will play tricks for you. ”

"Really?" Chubby looked excited, as if no one had ever played with him.

In order to escape this catastrophe, the little fat man had no choice but to nod his head.

At this moment, I heard the sound of overturning the table and overturning the cabinet, and then there was an angry roar in my ears: "Who stole four roast ducks?

This voice is the head of the yin and yang weird king. Only then did the little fat man feel that the two of them seemed to have stabbed the basket. The two of them looked helplessly at the roast duck that had turned into a pile of duck bones on the ground, and faintly regretted in their hearts, why didn't they go out to eat it just now?

While the two were struggling with whether to escape, footsteps stopped behind the cupboard. In his ears, he heard the stunned voice of Chief Manager Wang: "Young Master Cousin, why are you here?"

The little fat man and Ding Hao looked confused, and they didn't know who the young master was referring to. However, the answer was soon revealed, and someone was heard replying, "I'm hungry, so I'll come and get something to eat." ”

Hearing this voice, the little fat man and Ding Hao looked at each other, and this voice was very familiar, and it was clearly the voice of the little fat dun just now. The hearts of the little fat man and Ding Hao sank, just now the two of them thought they were subordinates who stole food, and thought they were class brothers. It's good now, it turns out that it's also "undercover".

When the two didn't know what to do, Manager Wang spoke: "Young Master Cousin, your mother has instructed you not to eat so much." Look at you, now you are thirteen years old, and you are one hundred and thirty pounds. If you continue like this, will you still be able to walk? Go, come with me to see your mother. ”

"Manager Wang, I found two thieves!"

Little Fat Dun's words scared the little fat man into a dissipated soul, and this kid's feelings are to expose them!

"Thief?" said Chief Wang's puzzled voice, and it was obvious that he didn't know what Young Master Cousin was referring to.

"Where is the thief?" asked the chief manager again.

"Haha. Little Fat Dun chuckled twice and said, "There are two thieves, who changed a trick, and disappeared with a whoosh." ”

The little fat man and Ding Hao seemed to be relieved when they heard the words of the little fat dun. It seems that this kid is not ready to expose them now. The reason why he said this may be to remind the little fat man to remember to play tricks for him in the future.

Manager Wang didn't understand what was in the words of the young master, so he said, "Young master, don't make trouble. Your mother is sending someone to look for you! Get up, come with me, and go to see your mother!" After speaking, the little fat man and Ding Hao heard the sound of patting their clothes, and it was probably that Manager Wang was helping the little fat man pat the soil on his body. Then, I heard the sound of footsteps fading away. At this time, the little fat man and Ding Hao were often relieved.