Chapter 288: One Hundred Thousand Whys
After entering Jiang Huai's house, Wang Xichao continued to give full play to his turtle demeanor, asking this and that for everything. Jiang said that he was very tired and tired, and finally couldn't stand it, so he took him to the study and found a copy of "One Hundred Thousand Whys" and threw it to him, saying, "Don't ask me, if there is anything you don't understand, read the book yourself." ”
Wang Xichao nodded, took the book, and then flipped through it, and just after a glance, he pointed to a few words and asked Jiang Huai: "What are these words, why haven't I seen them?"
Jiang Huai was dizzy and asked, "Could it be that you can't read?"
Wang Xichao said unhappily: "Nonsense." I am familiar with the subset of scriptures and histories, how can I not be literate? But how can these words, although they feel very similar, they are specious. For example, this word looks so much like 'love', but it lacks a heart, which word is it?"
Jiang Huai's sweat explained to him: "This is the word love." It's written this way just because of the difference between simplified and traditional characters, because some traditional characters have too many strokes, so in order to save energy, simplified characters were invented. It can not only reduce the burden on those students, but also save pen oil. Isn't it just that love lacks a heart, and it's not that money lacks a gold, you will just look at it... Love, why are you kicking me? ”
Since he had a book to read, Wang Xichao quieted down, and deduced the words he didn't know from the pictograms or the meaning of the context, and no longer bothered Jiang. Jiang Huai entered this state, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, well, it's good to read the book, so that you won't make trouble for me, Jiang Huai said: "You just read here first, learn the knowledge inside, and don't ask this and that." Let's go to cultivation first. ”
Wang Xichao said: "Okay." After saying this, he ignored Jiang Huai and immersed himself in the ocean of knowledge.
Finally quieted this turtle, Jiang Huai and Qin Qing glanced at each other, and the meaning in their eyes was obvious: It's not easy.
Out of the study, Qin Qing asked Jiang Huai, "Brother Huai, what are we going to do next?"
Jiang Huai said: "Speaking of which, tomorrow is October 7th, and I don't know how to go back to school." Let's think about it next. ”
Qin Qing said: "Brother Huai, you are stupid, this is not a problem at all. ”
Jiang Huai said: "Isn't it a problem? Are you telling me to walk? Can I walk in a day? And the most important thing is that I don't know the way." ”
Qin Qing threw him a beautiful white eye and said, "Brother Huai, you are willing to seek the near and far." You don't want to think about it, Master will come over tomorrow. ”
Jiang Huai asked, "What does this have to do with Master?" He was not stupid, he reacted immediately, and said, "Yes, why didn't I expect that Master, he would be able to fly with a sword." When the time comes, let him fly with the sword and take me to Hangzhou, love son, you mean that, right?"
Qin Qing said: "Well, that's right. Even if you react quickly, you're not hopelessly stupid. ”
Jiang Huai wanted to say something to prove that he was not stupid at all, but Qin Qing didn't give him a chance, and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about this." Brother Huai, why don't we go out shopping. I heard that Nancheng is very lively these days, let's go and see how it is. ”
Jiang Huai shook his head and said, "No." ”
Qin Qing was unhappy and said, "Why not?"
Jiang Huai said softly: "Originally, I had no opinion, but now that the monk who may be our uncle is staying at home, I am not very relieved." Who knows if he's going to mess around or just steal?"
Qin Qing said: "People are masters in the late stage of Yudan, it's unlikely, right?"
Jiang Huai said: "Nothing is impossible. Have you read martial arts novels, those masters have some quirks. For example, Hong Qigong in the Condor Shooting, his quirk is that he loves to eat food, and because he made a mistake by eating food, he mutilated himself and chopped off one of his fingers. Southern Emperor Duan Zhixing, a good emperor doesn't do it, and the seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards don't want it, but he wants to be a monk. The Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master has a strange personality. Western poison Ouyang Feng did it all day long with poison, and later made himself crazy, although the novel said that it was because of the reverse order of "Nine Yin True Scripture", but I think this should be the main reason for the toxin attack accumulated in his body for many years. ”
Qin Qing said: "Brother Huai, you really have a deep study of martial arts novels. However, reality is not fiction, and it is unlikely that someone will make trouble or even become a thief at home. ”
Jiang Huai said: "Reality is indeed not a novel, but many times it is more incredible than fiction. I think it's better to be prepared. After saying this, he added: "Anything is possible." ”
Qin Qing said: "Okay, okay, since you said so, it's better not to go out." Let's play at home, what do you think we should play?"
Jiang Huai said: "What else can you play? Either you sleep, or you can simply cultivate?"
Qin Qing directly pinched him and said, "Hmph, you know cultivation all day long, are you tired?" Please, it's a holiday now, and of course it's time to have a good time. You are not allowed to cultivate, so you can play with me. ”
Jiang Huai said: "But I don't know what to play?"
Qin Qing rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't we play a game, well, just play and watch it again." ”
I'm dizzy, why do you like to play Lianlianguan so much. Isn't it fun to abuse vegetables at the speed of a cultivator? It's better to play DOTA Interstellar 3C Shinsan. Jiang Huai said: "Qing'er, now you play Lianlian, except for the open hanging, you won't lose, right?"
Qin Qing nodded and said, "Yes, my hand speed is very fast." ”
Jiang Huai said: "In this case, what's the point of always bullying rookies." Lianlian's look is no longer able to show that your eyes are fast. ”
Qin Qing agreed: "This is also true." But I don't like other games very much, what should I do?" Qin Qing's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Brother Huai, it's almost lunch time now." Let's go to the kitchen and cook together. ”
This... This, oops, my parents are not here these days, and no one has implemented the plan of "the kitchen is heavy, Qin Qing is not entered", no, resolutely no, Jiang Huai said: "I don't think this is good, although it has not been determined, but that guy is probably our uncle, it is too rude to entertain him with our cooking skills, it is better to go out to eat when the time comes." Then he said distressedly: "I'm in for a treat." ”
Qin Qing said: "Brother Huai, you have spent a lot of money recently. Don't waste it anymore, it's better to burn it at home. And eating outside is not necessarily hygienic, but it is good to eat at home, at least the pot is clean and the oil is reliable. ”
Jiang Huai said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not clean, it's not sick." What he really wanted to say was "If you come to burn it, it's clean, it's clean, but the problem is that you can't eat it." Those who are unhygienic and unclean can still resist resistance, but the level at which you cook... Eating it will make people live a short life. ”
Well, of course he didn't dare to say this, and if he said it, it would not be short-lived, it would be kneeling directly. However, Qin Qing was still not satisfied, looked at him and said, "This is my order, don't you obey my order?"
Miss, don't use this to press me, I swear not to obey, En'en, the expression of swearing to die is: "This... Okay, but first, you have to follow my instructions, don't put too much oil, don't use soy sauce as vinegar, and MSG as salt. ”
For these Qin Qing, she blushed and said, "Okay." Then he excitedly pulled Jiang Huai and said, "Now let's go to the kitchen to cook." There are dishes at home. ”
Looking at the excitement on her face, Jiang Huai felt that he was not wrong, but completely wrong.