Chapter 296: You Must Marry Me in the Future!
Han Yifan was happy after speaking, of course, that happiness is probably only he can experience, first of all, there are two goblins here, they are not interested in this strange thing, of course, they can't understand Han Yifan's happiness, just eat a few watermelons, is it so happy?
And Sun Shiqi, a daughter in the city, although she said that she was a little yearning for the scene Han Yifan said, she couldn't empathize.
And the only one who can understand Han Yifan is probably Zhang Jingyi!
But Zhang Jingyi's whole person is already in chaos!
"It's him! It's him!" Zhang Jingyi felt her hands tremble.
"Do you really remember that?" Zhang Jingyi muttered.
"Of course I remember! That memory is actually quite good, but since then, I haven't seen that girl again!" Han Yifan said sincerely.
"If you did, would you still know her?" asked Zhang Jingyi.
"Then where will you remember, after all, so many years have passed!" Han Yifan said sincerely. "But there's one thing I remember well: she had a red birthmark on her earlobe!"
Han Yifan now not only recalls that memory again, Han Yifan was only six or seven years old at the time, the girl he knew at that age!
Of course, at the beginning, Han Yifan and her were just chasing and being chased, it was the girl who was chasing, and it was naturally Han Yifan who was chased!
Don't get me wrong, though, being chased here means running away.
After Han Yifan and a few friends soaked in the river, looking at the green melon fields on both sides of the Bazhang River, he naturally couldn't help but have crooked thoughts.
So several people crawled bare-bottomed from the river to a melon field. And the reason why they chose this melon field. It's not a random choice at all. The main thing is that this melon field is next to a cornfield. Moreover, they also know that the person who watches the melons here has always been a little girl.
At that time, everyone was childish, and before a few people were ready to start, Han Yifan began to brag and say, tell you guys, this land is actually my father-in-law's family. The one who looks at the melon is my daughter-in-law!
In fact, he didn't mean anything else at all when he said these words, mainly because he watched too many TV series last night, and he didn't even know how his daughter-in-law used it.
The friends don't like to listen to people bragging, so they began to tease Han Yifan, since that's your daughter-in-law and your father-in-law, why don't you pick a few watermelons for us to taste!
Han Yifan originally said it casually, but he didn't expect to be choked by others, even though he knew that he would definitely be full of danger when he went, he still stood up and touched it.
Seven or eight year olds. There was no shame at all, and he didn't even care that he was bare-assed. He stood up and began to walk towards the watermelon patch.
Children are so stupid sometimes!
Fortunately, he soon found out that his luck was too good, because at this time, there was no little girl in the melon shed!
Of course, they weren't so afraid of the little girl, they were afraid of the little girl's ...... Big wolfdog!
So Zhang Jingyi absolutely, even God is helping herself!
So he held up his little brother and walked to the melon field with a big grin, and turned back to his friends as a cow coaxing gesture as he walked!
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When Zhang Jingyi was very young, she liked to watch people marry brides, and she felt that the bride wearing a white wedding dress was the most beautiful moment in a woman's life.
This is not to say that Zhang Jingyi is a nymphomaniac, many things, preconceived will occupy a little girl's young head and affect her life.
At that time, whenever someone in the village married a daughter-in-law, she would follow the crowd and keep staring.
At that time, she didn't know how men and women could have children when they were together, didn't know what puberty was, and didn't know what the difference would be after marriage.
But she knows one thing, she is a girl, and one day, there will be a boy who will marry her in a wedding dress back home.
At that time, Zhang Jingyi didn't know how to dress up at all, and was arranged by her parents to lead her rhubarb in the melon field all day long. It's like a briquette, and it's a firewood girl.
Everyone in the village would praise her for being sensible, but even if she was sensible, she was still an eight or nine-year-old child, so she was very envious of those children who could wander around, just like the few children who would come to her house to bathe in the melon field almost every afternoon.
She is a girl, but she also wants to play in the river like them, what a beautiful thing it would be!
But there is no way, I have to watch the melon, and my parents don't allow me to do such things, they said, girls do those are immoral.
She has always listened to her parents, so what her parents don't let her do, she will never do.
Although I envy it in my heart!
The children were not ashamed all day long, running around the shore naked, climbing trees, and jumping into the river!
Cycle.
But the children were happy.
It was a very hot afternoon, knowing the tireless chirping in the trees, the caller was upset, and she couldn't take a nap when she looked at the melon, so although she was sleepy, she didn't dare to sleep!
Although rhubarb can watch for himself that no one will come in, but now there are also a lot of dog stealers, and they will use a very cruel drug to quickly poison rhubarb to death. Then you can steal the rhubarb without realizing it!
So she didn't dare to sleep!
In summer, she looks at the melons by herself, although she says that someone will send her food over, but she belongs to the kind of person who suffers from summer, and she can't eat anything in the summer, so she likes to eat some cold things and eat some melons!
But fortunately, what she sees is the melon, and watching the melon is to prevent others from stealing the melon, but it doesn't mean that she can't eat it.
She can eat as much as she wants.
But that day, she had a bad stomach, and she was sweating profusely!
There is no toilet in the melon field, but fortunately there is a cornfield next to it. That's where she takes care of her personal hygiene.
So she hurried into the cornfield.
Although she knew that no one would come at this time, she still squatted on the edge of the cornfield dedicatedly, so that others could not see her, but she could see the situation in the melon field.
Those guys came a little early today, they just came after lunch, I really don't know how their parents let them out so safely!
However, she soon found out that something was wrong, and one of them actually walked naked into her melon field!
She could have stood up and scolded him and asked him to leave quickly, but she was at the critical moment of stomach pain, and the excretion was like a rainbow.
So she gritted her teeth and didn't dare to make a sound.
It's just that my rhubarb turned out to be a dog that eats, and in order to eat his own stool, he didn't even look at the melon field, and he couldn't help it!
Zhang Jingyi gritted her teeth to prevent herself from making a sound because of the comfort of excretion, and at the same time, she had to keep a close eye on what this shameless guy was going to do.
Because it seems that only since he entered the melon field, he didn't go straight to the point like other melon thieves, and left with the watermelon in his arms.
Instead, he walked around the field leisurely and leisurely, not to speak, but also to compare with the back very arrogantly.
......
Han Yifan felt that he was almost gone, he had already done most of the time, and if he wanted to prove it, he had already proved that he was almost there, and now it was time for him to accept it!
So, he saw a melon next to the cornfield that looked quite big covered with dead grass!
Hurry up and hug it, go back first!
So he still came to the cornfield leisurely, and in order to prove his ox fork, he also turned back and made a gesture.
Then, he slowly crouched down and reached for the giant watermelon.
But at the moment when he bent down, he saw a pair of dark eyes staring at him, and the owner of those eyes was looking at him at a loss.
Han Yifan's heart lifted suddenly, and then he smelled a foul smell in his nose, and at the same time, he also saw the big yellow dog!
That girl, the owner of the melon field, is actually pooping at this time!
Fortunately, that rhubarb is also burying himself in his own career, which makes Han Yifan feel a lot more at ease.
My father once told me that I should be calm at all times!
He remembered the TV he had watched last night.
"Don't speak!" Han Yifan said. The girl hadn't actually spoken.
"Do you know who I am?" the girl shook her head.
"Then do you know that when a girl is shown a place to urinate by a boy, you have to marry him?" Han Yifan said flickeringly.
The brunette shook her head.
Seeing her like this, Han Yifan inexplicably had the idea of teasing her again.
"I've seen where you're now!" Han Yifan squatted down, staring at the girl's crotch and said ill-intentionedly.
"You, you, how can you do this?"
"So, you have to marry me in the future!Otherwise, you'll be called a bitch!" Han Yifan threatened her.
However, the girl really believed it, because there were women in the village who had husbands and hooked up with other men, and it was hard to be scolded by others!
She really doesn't want to be scolded like this!
"Don't move yet!" Han Yifan continued. "Next, I'm going to do something that only two people do!"
After Han Yifan finished speaking, he suddenly squatted forward, kissed the girl's mouth, and left a lot of saliva on the mouths of others, and said, "I'll give you a stamp first!"
"You slowly release your hands first! I'll take a watermelon back and eat it!" After speaking, he went back with a watermelon in a nervous mood!
In fact, all the way, his heart kept praying, and he was afraid that she would suddenly shout, because there were people watching melons in many melon fields nearby! (To be continued......)