Although Wu Dalang also minded the acne on his face, after all, it was the first time that a girl called himself Brother Wu Dalang, and Wu Dalang's heart was about to fly, Wu Dalang grabbed his big fat buttocks, and scratched his big fat cheeks, and said: "Pimple sister, call Brother Wu Dalang again, I will talk about it immediately!"

Seeing that Wu Dalang was so cheeky, the pimple said angrily: "Brother Wu Dalang, why don't you die!"

Hahaha......

Wu Dalang has been cheap to the bones, after being scolded, his heart is much more comfortable, seeing that the atmosphere is a little warmer by himself, he has to add another fire, hehe, it seems that my Wu Dalang is going to be hot today!

Wu Dalang then said with a sad face: "My method of dealing with the intermediate Kawen is still comprehended by the god-level tattered king, and I really want to thank you for it!"

Ye Qingtong guò sense, you can clearly see that Wu Dalang is desperately suppressing his heartbeat, it is estimated that it is not a good word in the back, this Wu Dalang has begun to learn to step on himself and climb up, but Ye Qing doesn't mind Wu Dalang's behavior much in his heart, after all, Wu Dalang is his roommate and brother!

Wu Dalang saw that everyone was waiting for his next step with bated breath, so he said with a stern face: "The way to deal with intermediate-level Kawen is to watch a film from a certain island country and fight poison with poison......"

Aha...... Brother Wu Dalang, you are so bad, you hurry up and die, waste food alive, waste the cemetery when you die, it is simply a defilement of the pure literary temple, it is really insulting!

Wu Dalang saw that he had completely mobilized everyone's atmosphere, although there was some scolding, but Wu Dalang was a fart when they were farting, who could understand our Wu Dalang's good intentions!

Wu Dalang opened his mouth and smiled: "Okay, good friends, the dozing ones have also woken up, and I, Wu Dalang, have taught me all the tricks that Tao Qi taught me.

Ye Qing really took this Wu Dalang, a small Kawen skill, which made him drag on for almost half a class, but looking at Teacher Hao's itchy look, Ye Qing could only secretly say in his heart: "Dalang, you won, but be careful of falling down!"

Wu Dalang didn't sell Guan Zi anymore, because there were already a few anxious classmates, all with thick textbooks in their hands, it is estimated that Wu Dalang, this kid, if you don't talk about it quickly, hehe, more than a dozen big thick books are smashed, then his fat face will inevitably become a pig's head!

Wu Dalang clicked a few times and said: "To deal with the intermediate Kawen, it is to fight poison with poison, I tried the method just now, and it is very easy to use, but for those who write elegant articles such as spring and white snow, it is better to use it with caution." There are many other ways to fight poison with poison, and I, Wu Dalang, only said that I have personally used effective methods, and more methods, I have to try it yourself!"

Well, well spoken......

Wu Dalang saw that everyone finally recognized his method of fighting poison with poison, so he said even more openly: "Intermediate Kawen is very poisonous, and many books with good prospects are such eunuchs." So, we have to deal with it in a more poisonous way. I Wu Dalang commonly uses, one is to watch movies, I have already talked about it. The second is Daigo empowerment, that is, to use a whole bucket of cold water, suddenly poured from the beginning, children's shoes, you should be cautious in winter! The third is to drink as a stick, that is, let your roommate hold a plastic stick or something, and give you a head to give you a head, remember to find a reliable roommate, otherwise you will be beaten into an idiot, and I Wu Dalang will not be responsible. The fourth is the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, which is to eat chili peppers and popsicles at the same time,......"

Everyone listened to a chill, how could Wu Dalang write a book and try the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty, what a dedication!

However, although what Wu Dalang said was extreme, for the writer of intermediate Kavin, it was not a bad way to be a dead horse and a live horse doctor.

Everyone felt very inspired when they heard it, so they began to applaud, and urged Wu Dalang to hurry up and talk about how to deal with the ultimate Kavin!

Wu Dalang suddenly began to take off his clothes, and when he was about to take off his pants, he was hugged by Zhang Yulong and said: "Brother Dalang, just take off the top, people take off their pants for money, you take off your pants to death!"

Hahaha......

Wu Dalang also sobered up a little from that selfless feeling, so he was naked, shaking his own demon red coat like a flag and shouting, and ran around the podium, almost scaring Teacher Hao to the ground!

Seeing that he was so well-intentioned, Wu Dalang finally stirred up everyone's nerves that were about to die, so he said: "To deal with the ultimate Kavin, there is only this way to put it to death and come back to life, otherwise there is no doubt about hitting the street!"

The pimple asked weakly: "Do we girls also follow your example, taking off the naked streets?"

Wu Dalang nodded solemnly and said: "Well, if you don't want to hit the street, you can only sacrifice your skin, for us who cultivate literature, we should be informal, and the best way to release our souls is to abandon this stinky skin." Running naked on the street is only the first step! Like playing roller coasters, bungee jumping, marathons, getting drunk, falling out of love, and so on, anyway, it's right to put yourself to death! As long as you don't die, you will inevitably break through the bottleneck, and this is called a great disaster and not die, and there will be a blessing in the future! I heard that Han Han is a racing driver, so I know how to write a good article. Hey hey ......"

Okay...... Well said......

The boys are all screaming, and the girls don't let the shaved eyebrows let out a cold snort of protest, and the atmosphere of the whole classroom is stunned by Wu Dalang, and now it is in full swing.

Teacher Hao is very satisfied with the current classroom atmosphere, Ye Qingtong guò divine sense, it can also be seen that Teacher Hao is very excited, it is estimated that even Teacher Hao did not expect that this Wu Dalang would play so well. Ye Qing was also speechless, this Wu Dalang broke the news about all the things he discussed with him, but even if he had a conscience, he offered to learn from Tao Qi, if he dared to cross the river and tear down the bridge white-eyed wolf, hehe, he would not have any future.

Teacher Hao took a sip of tea and looked at the time, although Teacher Hao hid it well, Ye Qing still knew Teacher Hao's surprise, obviously, Wu Dalang's play disrupted Teacher Hao's teaching plan, because class was about to end now. Teacher Hao hurriedly ordered: "The ultimate way to solve Kavin is to improve your writing level and make a rough outline, which is the skeleton of the novel, which is indispensable, you can use your talent to fill the flesh and blood to flesh and blood to flesh out the characters." In the next class, we will talk about how to use the dark angel to earn your first pot of gold, students who want to make a fortune, don't miss it! You don't have the problem of zài Kavin now, after class, work hard to update, save a lot of manuscripts, always be loyal to your dreams, and never let readers who like you down!"

Bang Bang Bang ...... Thunderous applause rang out, and Ye Qing couldn't help but applaud, even though Ye Qing was not very interested in making money.

Wu Dalang trembled with excitement, Wu Dalang's classmates who have been poor since childhood, but they have suffered from poverty deeply, if they learn the way to make money, then they will find a girlfriend in the future, and they will have more protection!

Ye Qing went back to the dormitory directly, Tiemu naturally followed Ye Qing like a shadow, while Wu Dalang and Zhang Yulong followed like greedy dogs, oh no, like Xiong Da and Xiong Er.

Zhang Yulong was as big as a bear, and he followed with a high spirit. Wu Dalang is very much like Xiong Er, with his head down, hanging his shoulders and following, and even drooling down, I don't know if he thinks of food or beautiful women.

After returning to the dormitory, Ye Qing not only made a big iron pot fragrant hot pot for everyone, but also took out quite a hearty snack. The second one is that the celebration system gave him three days off, and after he celebrated with them, he had to take a few of them to travel around the world, Ye Qing said to a few foodies, and naturally everyone unanimously agreed.

Wu Dalang happily took off the little flower gown, revealing his thick chest hair, everyone exaggerated and pretended to vomit for a while, Wu Dalang looked at everyone and seemed to have no appetite, so he smiled and ate it.

Ye Qing really didn't know that in order to celebrate the title of Little Rag King, so many singing and crying stories happened in the next three days, maybe what happened in these three days was more than what many people encountered in three lifetimes. The circumstances of life are like this, at this time, the brothers who ate hot pot with Ye Qing, a few people were able to come back safely, and Ye Qing himself was uncertain about life and death several times, this is a later story, let's talk about it from the beginning.

The pressure on Ye Qing to help people upgrade the system is great. has been working under pressure, and Ye Qing still doesn't feel anything. Now that the system has given him three days off for the first time, Ye Qing feels comfortable, comfortable, and cool like he has never felt before. Perhaps, this is called the precious freedom of life, the price of love is higher, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown away! Of course, for us who cultivate immortals, abandoning life, it is simply nonsense, and only pedantic stinky literary and artistic young people will do that.

Ye Qing took the three of them, first wandering in the streets and alleys of Xijing, at this time it was just dark, for modern urbanites, it was really a day's life, and it had just begun.

Ye Qing and the four of them were full of food and drink, especially Wu Dalang, with open arms, they simply walked sideways, and they looked like villains. Zhang Yulong put a pair of peach blossom eyes. glanced at the scantily clad urban woman, if this Zhang Yulong is allowed to cultivate to the middle stage of Qi training, hehe, the bodies of beauties all over the world are estimated to be seen by Zhang Yulong.

Tiemu is like a loyal guard, always standing behind Ye Qing, vigilant of the dangers around him, even if it is a peaceful city now, Tiemu is still as vigilant as a terrifying Bloodstone City.

Although the streets and alleys are still so lively and prosperous, the stalls and vendors are still fighting wits and courage with the chengguan. Three teachings and nine streams, still doing their own thing. However, Ye Qing smelled a trace of uneasiness, which was completely unreasonable and uneasy.