"Ergou, this woman is really watery! I guess I can pinch out a few catties of water with my hands!" said a guy with a somewhat obscene face.

"But no, not only does it come out of the water when it feels good, but it is estimated that there is more water when it is dry!" If you see the appearance of this guy, you will immediately feel guilty for what you just said that guy was obscene, compared to this guy, that guy just now is simply harmless to humans and animals. If there is really no most obscene, only more obscene. The person who spoke made people see what is called thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and what is called sharp-beaked monkey gills!

"I said Ergou, you have a dry mouth, I found that your female dog has been skimming her legs when she walks recently, isn't it also a few catties of water!"

"Go, go," the guy who was called the second dog by everyone turned slightly red. "You all say the like you haven't done it yourself!"

"yes, yes! we'd better be serious on this occasion!" said another man who looked to have a face a grade fairer than everyone else here. His face is white and beardless, and he looks a little treacherous. "Like, let's talk about this woman's Mimi and spanking better!"

This guy's ** words immediately caused a burst of laughter. There was even a guy who couldn't help it, grabbed one hand under his crotch, and the other hand touched Sun Shiqi's chest so openly.

"Fuck off! "Sun Shiqi has long been blushed by their foul language, and this guy is still doing something to himself at this time. So she quickly shouted, and the people retreated!

In their opinion, Sun Shiqi's panic is undoubtedly like a mouse caught by a group of cats, the more she panics and gets angry, the more these cats feel happy.

"Stop, what the hell are you doing?" Lu Li had already seen the situation here, originally he thought that these guys were just making fun of Sun Shiqi's words, but he didn't mind, in case these guys acted too differently, it was estimated that Sun Shiqi would easily see the flaws.

But at this time, these guys actually moved their hands and feet, which made him feel uncomfortable, damn, Lao Tzu spent money to let you cooperate with the acting, not to let you take advantage of the old woman.

If there really is such an industry, that is, to make money and get over it, Lu Li feels that he doesn't mind doing it.

How can there be such a good thing!

"What are you doing? can't you see it?" the big black man walked over and stopped in front of Lu Li. "But our robbery this time is different from other people's, let's rob this time, only rob women, don't want money!"

Nonsense, although these people are a little out of conscience to do such a thing, there is no way to do it, everything is for the sake of inheritance! But if they are allowed to rob money, this is not what they are willing to do. In their villages, money is often important, but food and water are important!

"Who the hell do you know who Lao Tzu is?" Lu Li shouted, while the corners of his mouth twitched and his eyebrows twitched.

Originally, he just wanted to remind the black man that although acting is good, this is not making a movie, let alone acting in Beiying, remembering his identity.

But he squeezed his eyebrows, especially to add that sentence, do you know who Lao Tzu is? It made the black man can't help but shiver, Damn, this grandson is sick!

It turned out that as there were fewer and fewer women in the village, more and more things from the outside world were passed in, and some dragon yang habits gradually appeared in the village, and there was even a time when this black man returned to the Tao.

In other words, because women are in serious short supply, the black man, as the head of a village, is naturally more worried than anyone else, and once again he went to the village for a walk and took a look at the situation by the way, which has almost become a compulsory course for him every day.

"Village chief, come here, have two drinks!" As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the village, he was stopped by his eldest cousin, the two of them are aunts and cousins, and the relationship has always been good. My old watch is an old cadre, an old bachelor.

Although there are more and more singles in the village now, the old watch of the black man is an old bachelor when no one has left the village.

So as the first generation of old bachelors, he has always been lazy to eat, and he really can't get mixed up after the worst, so he has to go out to the mountains to work, but he didn't expect that after a few years, this guy actually returned to his hometown. And it is also equipped with a pair of glasses, colorless glass mirrors, like a cultural person.

That Sven Jin is the envy of the villagers.

However, this is not something that ordinary people can learn, most of the people in the village are facing the loess with their backs to the sky, but this guy is lazy and lazy, he doesn't want to see the sun, and his skin has always been quite fair.

As soon as this guy returned to the village, he said that he would not go out again, and that he would earn enough money to spend his whole life.

It was true, at least when he came back, he built a new house, and he was drunk three times a day.

But, it's strange to say, this guy didn't think about finding a woman either.

Seeing that it was his old watch who shouted to himself, this guy was indeed rich, and he was also thinking about taking out something from the old watch's mouth, so as to drive everyone to bring up the living conditions a little, so that he was worth it as the village chief.

So the two cousins drank each other. In fact, the amount of alcohol in the black man is still good, but it is obvious that his old watch can drink more every day, and the black man actually fell asleep.

And then I didn't know anything.

The big black man woke up in a burst of pain, his butt hurt, and his heart was broken!

It felt like my ass had been torn apart. He shook his head and woke up with a hangover, wasn't he drinking with his old cousin? Why was he lying naked in bed now?

The most important thing is that your own ** still seems to be in sharp pain?

As soon as he turned around, he was immediately dumbfounded, because his old watch was also lying naked behind him at this time, and his crotch was still in close contact with his ass.

"You, what did you do to me?" he asked loudly as he pushed his old watch away as he felt the pain in his buttocks.

However, when he pushed, he immediately felt another sharp pain coming from his **, and he almost fainted to death.

He also realized what was wrong with him?

Isn't this something that only fucking exists in legends?

"Brother, don't you feel comfortable?"