45. Chapter 44 Scourge
When one scourge and another scourge meet, and the two scourges hit it off at first sight, and the tacit understanding is very good, at this time, there is always something that can be done to find it interesting.
On the first day of Bai Chu and Van Gogh's acquaintance, in order to express his good impression of each other, Bai Chu bought ten prostitutes with good looks and figures for Van Gogh according to the standard of women looking at women.
Neither had previously consulted with the other. Therefore, when the bustard's mother brought the "goods" over, Bai Chu Van Gogh suddenly had a feeling of hating each other from the inside out.
So, the two opened a room. Put twenty of the people who bought it inside. Twenty people saw such a scene for the first time, some were confused, some were excited, some were expectant, some were flustered, and some were at a loss......
The two initiators sat together across the curtain, drinking, watching plays, and chatting, and the more they talked, the more they found that they were extremely similar in terms of living habits and hobbies.
As a result, the two of them were not calm.
What happens when two well-known scourges in the Three Realms come together? The other four words describe it as turning the earth upside down.
On the second day of their acquaintance, Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace lost 300 gold pills. In the back kitchen of the Heavenly Palace of the Fairy World, the chickens, ducks and geese waiting to be slaughtered turned into immortals in one day.
On the third day of their acquaintance, there was not a drop of soup boiled by Meng Po in the underworld in the blink of an eye, and the monks of the Western Heaven woke up and did not remember who Rulai was.
On the fourth day of their acquaintance, the red thread in the Yue Lao Hall was inexplicably missing. Then, there was a sensation that Guanyin next to Rulai was chasing Van Gogh to return to the vulgar.
On the fifth day of the acquaintance of the two, they respected each other like "ice", and the queen of heaven, who had been separated for a long time, actually got up on the same couch, and when they came together, they saw each other, destroying the entire hall in minutes.
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Scourge is such a thing, and it is addictive to do it. If you become addicted, you will do more and more, and you will become more and more comfortable. If you do too much, it will be easy to be discovered.
When the suffering lords of the worlds and desolations cried and begged to complain to the Fox Emperor and the Demon Venerable one by one, the two scourges were unaware of it, and they were getting together with great interest to study how to carry out the next scourge.
If they have harmed other people's families, how can their own families let them go? Therefore, the two scourges caught the doctors and immortals, and developed a laxative that could make the gods pull for more than ten days. With courage, one part was placed in the Fox Emperor's cup, and one was poured into the Demon Venerable bowl.
In order to avoid being caught red-handed, the two almost drugged and ran out. When they gathered together to steal music and wait for the news, they couldn't help but look back and saw that the Fox Emperor and the Demon Venerable were standing behind them without incident, one holding a cup and the other holding a bowl. The Fox Emperor looked indifferent, and the Demon Venerable's eyes were calm.
In the Nine Shadows Execution Ground, there are stones on the ground, and the stones are all angular and angular.
After being whipped firmly, Bai Chu and Van Gogh knelt side by side on the stones, kneeling for more than ten days, and the blood on their knees flowed and dried, dried and flowed again.
There is such a person, who has the same habits and hobbies, and the two of them have watched dramas together, caused trouble together, been beaten together, and been punished together.
Therefore, when Bai first looked at Van Gogh, he was as comfortable as seeing himself in the mirror. Therefore, Van Gogh likes Bai Chu as naturally as he likes himself.
Good scourge, for a lifetime.