CH.37 ...... That's how fun it is!

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The old otaku looked at the handsome and excessively handsome young man in front of him with a bitter expression, why did he say that? Looking at Sorom's face, the old otaku couldn't help but think of Kinoshita Hideyoshi! Everyone understands what he said, right? (Note: Kinoshita Hideyoshi is from "Stupid, Test, Summoning Beast", which is recognized as a pseudo-mother!)

"I said~~~ Is it okay not to fight?"

"So do you mean you're going to throw in the towel?" said Sorom with an "unexpected" expression, "That's right!

"Damn! Lao Tzu doesn't want you to be a sissy, that little face that looks more like a woman than a woman can't meet people! Are you really afraid of you?" As the saying goes, "the mud bodhisattva still has three points of fire", not to mention the old otaku, he doesn't like to fight purely because he is lazy!

"Who do you say is a sissy?" said Solom screamed as if he had been stepped on by his tail!

"Why? Did I say it wrong? Look at you, a big old man actually paints his face like a woman!?" he said, sniffling, "...... And you still wear so much perfume? Oh! You can't even see the Adam's apple! Do you have a handle underneath?"

"You...... You...... You ......" Solom was so angry by the old otaku's poisonous tongue that he couldn't speak, and could only point a trembling finger at the old otaku's nose. .

"'I' what 'I'? Look at it! Look at it! her orchid finger like a girl! Don't admit that she is ...... Who's pulling me?" the old otaku lowered his head, and saw the little young and young two big eyes shining with curiosity.

"Big brother, why can't boys put powder on their faces? Why can't boys wear perfume? What do you mean by 'sissy'? What do you mean by 'with a handle'...... Uh-huh-hmm......"

Before the curious little young child could make any more surprising remarks, the little prince covered her mouth.

"It's okay! I'll sue her...... Be careful!"

There is no need for Prince Xiao Zhengtai to remind him, the old otaku has already felt a sharp wind rushing towards his neck!

"Damn!" the old otaku shrank his neck, and a sharp long sword swept over his head, and he also brought up a few strands of shaved hair!

"It's not called to start yet!" the old otaku shouted, jumping into the spacious courtyard.

“...... I'm going to kill you!!" Sorom snarled angrily and chased after him.

The surrounding maids were frightened by this sudden violent incident and screamed in fright, and ran in all directions, and soon only the old otaku and Solom were left in the whole venue, chasing each other, and the little prince Zhengtai, after calming these frightened girls, also took the little princess's hand and stood in a safe range to watch the rare full martial arts......

"Brother Ralph, Brother Ralph!" "Little Young Boy tugged at the sleeve of Prince Shota, "Why ......"

"Shh~~~ Don't talk!Look carefully!" Prince Xiao Zhengtai didn't look back, staring at the two people in the field without blinking, his big amber eyes were full of excitement!Well~~ In the end, he is a boy, and he still can't resist the charm of this kind of masculine fighting scene!

Although Sorom's brain was congested by the old otaku's excitement, his swordsmanship was still meticulous! Although his swordsmanship seemed to be powerful, his movements were not big, and every time he swung the long sword, he would quickly fill his own empty door, making it difficult for people to catch his flaws! And his body coordination ability was also very good, and he often handed the sword to his eyes at a seemingly unreachable distance with a twist of his body! The sharp sword wind made people's faces hurt, and a dense sword net was laid in front of him between horizontal and vertical slashes!

The old otaku still seemed to be careless, his hands were always in his trouser pockets, either gently shaking his body from side to side, or taking a few steps back, Sorom's sword always lost track of the target the moment before it hit it!

"Are you just going to run away? Sure enough, you're a cowardly and despicable reptile!" Another sword missed, not even touching the corner of his clothes, and Solom couldn't help but scold!

"The sissy who started to sneak attack without even saying hello is not qualified to say this!" The old otaku also unceremoniously taunted him.

"My sword is fair only to the noble! vile fellows deserve only to be treated in a more vile way!"

"Yo-heh, are you justified in saying that? Which eye of yours saw me despicable?"

"You're synonymous with meanness all over your body!"

"In this way, your existence itself is challenging the limits of the world's aesthetics!"

"Guys like you should be thrown into Mount Suhara and burned to ashes!"

"Don't worry about it! Non-combustible garbage like yours is suspected of polluting the world's air even if it is burned!"

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There was a lot of arguing with each other, but the hands and feet of the two men did not slow down at all! On the contrary, their movements became faster and faster! By the time Sorom finished saying "My sword is fair only to the noble," he had already slashed thirty-nine swords in a storm! And when the old otaku finished saying "If you say this, your existence itself is challenging the aesthetics of the world," he had already circled Sorom twenty-two times!

Prince Xiao Zhengtai was an eye-opener! These two men kept making moves, but they did not have the slightest stagnation or pause in their speech, as if two people were standing in place and scolding each other face to face! The vigorous movement did not affect them at all! In the shadow of the sword in the sky, the figure of the old otaku shuttled like a disembodied phantom, and he often saw that the long sword had already slashed at him, but found that what he had slashed was only a disembodied phantom......

"Big brother, what are you doing?" asked Xiao Youyou, who didn't understand this, but thought it was funny for the two of them to jump around.

"Big brother, I'm playing!" The old otaku deliberately angered Sorom! Although it didn't take much effort to knock down Sorom's sword, if he could make this opponent vomit blood and fall to the ground in anger, then he would be happier!

"......" Solom was not provoked to vomit blood, and after a confrontation just now, he had already collected his thoughts of despising the old otaku! No matter how unserious this tired guy was, his strength could really only be described as "unfathomable"! Watching him leisurely shuttling under the shadow of his sword, he knew that this guy was not serious at all! But this aroused Sorom's competitive mind even more! In the end, he decided to end the battle with his own killer weapon regardless of a single qiē!

The sword shadow in the sky suddenly condensed, and quickly condensed onto the long sword in Solom's hand, but the cold sword qi in the air did not disappear, but became heavier and heavier......

"Yo he! what's going to do with the big move?" said the old otaku happily, he already felt that the air around him was beginning to thicken, dragging his hands and feet like mud! And his whole body was locked by the opponent's qi, so the next thunder blow could be devoured at him from any angle!

"I'm so scared!" the old otaku shuddered exaggeratedly, but his expression showed no fear at all.

“......”

"Should I call for help?"

"............" Solom ignored the old otaku's provocation! Now he can't be distracted, once he speaks, the momentum that has been gathered so hard will disappear!

"Sorom! Wait!" "Prince Xiao Zhengtai is anxious! He knows the power of Sorom's move, he has seen Sorom use this move! At this point, he doesn't care about any danger and wants to stop Sorom, who has lost his mind, but in that radius of dozens of steps, the heavy sword qi has condensed into a wall like a solid qi, which he can't overcome......

"......" There was no wind, no explosive drinking, and Solom instantly appeared in front of the old otaku, as if he was already in this place!

The long sword of about one and a half meters was like an antelope hanging horns, and it suddenly appeared in mid-air and slashed down from top to bottom, without a cold sword wind, without a piercing roar, and the shining sword shadow formed a bright silver fan in mid-air......

- Dragon's Head Split!

Legend has it that an unknown swordsman once used this move to cut off the dragon head of a flaming black dragon with a single sword, and this sword skill is also named after it!

Xiao Youyou covered her eyes, she didn't dare to look at the next scene......

Prince Xiao Zhengtai stood anxiously on the outer wall of his aura, his face full of remorse......

The old otaku still had that annoying smile on his face, and after seeing Smanda's extremely fast sword, Solom's sword seemed to him to be as sluggish and slow as a snail crawling on a blazing asphalt pavement!

At the moment when the blade touched his scalp, the old otaku took his right foot as the center of the circle, and his left foot drew a ninety-degree arc backwards, and turned his body sideways in an incomprehensible moment, while the sharp blade slashed down less than two millimeters against the tip of his nose!

In the flash of light, the old otaku took his right hand out of his pocket and flicked his fingers on the spine of the sword in front of him......

"Ding~~~"

Solom only felt a huge force spread along the body of the sword to his hands, and his hands suddenly could no longer grasp the hilt of the sword, and the long sword immediately flew out of his hand!

"You still don't admit that you are a sissy! I can't even hold a sword, and I still want to learn from others to fight?" The old otaku didn't give up any opportunity to ridicule the other party, and immediately began to use his poisonous tongue!

“...... I'm going to kill you!" Solom completely lost his mind and swung his fist at the old otaku!

"Save it!" the old otaku sneered and slapped Sorom's fist away, "You are not my opponent with a sword, what do you want to do to me now that you are empty-handed?"

Sorom's swordsmanship is indeed very good, but his fist and foot skills are really unflattering!

How could the old otaku be hit by such a mess? I saw that when Sorom punched, he grabbed the opponent's wrist with his right hand, and pushed the opponent's elbow up with his left hand at the same time, and with a slight twist of both hands, Sorom's arm was pulled behind him......

"Look at you!" the old otaku casually grabbed Sorom's left hand and held it with his left hand, "...... Haven't you ever had enough to eat?"

As he spoke, he commented up and down despite Sorom's struggles.

“...... Look! Shoulders are so thin! Were you stunted when you were a child?"

“...... Damn!, how can a big old man be so big like a!" said and slapped it with a "snap"! "If you can cut off the meat on the **, maybe you can touch the corner of my clothes!"

I don't know when Sorom stopped struggling, just whimpered silently, and bean-sized tears flowed down his cheeks.

"What are you crying about?" the old otaku was impatient, "a manly man who bleeds without tears!

As he spoke, he patted Sorom's chest......

"I'm sun! No wonder I don't have much strength! I have a lot of pectoral muscles, but they are all soft and soft lumps of meat! Have you ever exercised?"

(Hmm, wait!.................. A lump of meat~~~?!)

"Goo!Goo!!"

In confusion, he subconsciously pinched it twice, it was indeed soft and fluffy......

"Gollum!" the old otaku swallowed with difficulty, his expression was now wonderful! Although he was through the clothes, he still felt a small protrusion against his palm, which was too big for a big man......

"............" Xiao Youyou looked at the two of them inexplicably, she didn't understand anything!

"............" Prince Koshota looked at the old otaku with an interesting expression, and his eyes were full of dirty smiles.

"............" The old otaku is almost dead......

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~h

Sorom's screams pierced the atmosphere and reverberated between heaven and earth......

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"Brother Ralph, Brother Ralph!" the little princess tugged at her brother's sleeve again, "Why don't you tell Sister Sorom, the eldest brother, is actually a girl?"

"Shh~~~" Prince Xiao Zhengtai had a prank-trick look on his face, "...... That's what makes it interesting!"

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