Chapter 165: Actually, We Are Husband and Wife!

Of course, Han Yifan didn't know anything about this, and he didn't even know about his own body at all now.

At this moment, what he didn't know was that although he was already unconscious, his mouth couldn't help but mutter, if he was awake, he would definitely be able to know the Dao, which was the "Soul Awakening Record" that Mi Xiangxiang got from the mouth of the Tuo, which it called the first exercise of the universe.

In fact, this exercise has only been practiced since Han Yifan fell into the Qiankun fetus, one is that he has no guide, and he doesn't know how to break through the Tao next, and second, he has never even had time to practice.

Unexpectedly, at this time, his soul awakening record actually took the initiative to operate, and kept providing words and power to cheer for his brothers and sisters in Han Yifan's body, but the yin water in that place was still quite brutal and destructive, and although it was the constant replenishment of physical strength by the alphabet army, it was still impossible to gain any advantage.

This tug-of-war began, the strength of these two parties was nothing, the most critical point was that the fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, and Han Yifan's own strength was exhausted.

The two forces were like whirlpools in the sea, enveloping Han Yifan's small flat boat and ravaging it to the fullest. Of course, you can still see the spar-like thing with the fragrance of the mitre.

But since then, Han Yifan's dantian has completely changed, and the taste of turning over the river and the sea is definitely an ultimate "enjoyment".

I don't know how long this kind of torment and torture has passed, and suddenly a soft force on Han Yifan's entire dantian quickly surrounded the entire dantian, and then like a face, his entire dantian was kneaded and pinched together. It doesn't matter what the letters. It doesn't matter what the earth is yin and water. There is no Han Yifan's own weak force, in short, that soft force is like a blender, mixing everything evenly, and then like making moon cakes, it is made into a whole piece.

Of course, Han Yifan didn't know all this, he didn't know anything except for the endless pain.

Wait until Han Yifan is sober. He was woken up by a shovel.

"I'll slap you dead bastard! Spoil other girls!" Han Yifan heard a heavy slap on his ass before he heard an old voice sound.

He quickly got up, but as soon as his hand touched the ground, he felt a softness in his hand, and then a female exclamation sounded in his ear. This time, Han Yifan finally came to his senses, it turned out that he was lying on top of a girl at this time, and what he was holding down was the chest of someone else's girl!

But at this time, he was not given a chance to experience the feeling carefully, and he felt that his ass was slapped again.

"Dead scoundrel, it's time to take advantage. I'll ram you to death!"

Han Yifan learned to be obedient this time, and quickly got up. He stretched out his hand and made a blocking gesture and said, "Uncle, uncle, don't be impatient! You misunderstood!"

Han Yifan had already seen clearly the armband on the old man's shoulder, it was the cleaner here.

"Misunderstanding, what's the misunderstanding, the little girls have said that you bully others, what else is there to misunderstand?" The old man has a full sense of justice, and Han Yifan wonders if the object of his crush when he was young was ruined by others, so he will now graft all the hatred to himself.

However, hearing the old man say this, Han Yifan hurriedly glanced at the girl on the ground, but saw that although the girl did not speak, she put on an appearance to the old man that he was bullying me, and that pitiful appearance was even more distressing, Han Yifan felt that Mo said that he was a kind-hearted old man, even if he himself must believe his words.

But at this moment, Han Yifan suddenly saw her turn her head and look at herself, her eyes full of urgency.

"Oh, Xiaomi, so you're playing with me?" Han Yifan had already taken advantage of this stall to think things clearly, and he was about to wake up this woman, but he had a sharp pain in his stomach, and then he didn't know anything.

It must have been that she fainted the girl directly, and she woke up and shouted indecency, and then the righteous old man came.

But I don't know anything at all? How did I get here, I don't know who this woman is, let alone take advantage, looking at this woman's cunning appearance, maybe I am still a victim.

That's right, it must be like this, she was beastly, she just met herself in a coma, and then she hijacked herself, but she found out that she was a eunuch, so she fainted, and then woke up to find that she had fainted on her, and she must have thought in her heart, anyway, she couldn't be happy, you still came to provoke the old lady, and the old lady simply called someone!

So the old man came. But I'm the victim of the whole process, okay?

These are a lot of words, but they only flashed in Han Yifan's mind, he saw that the old man's face was unhappy again, and quickly stretched out his hand and said: "Uncle, you misunderstood! You completely misunderstood, she lied to you!"

When Han Yifan said this, his face was not red at all, and his heart was not beating, since you want to play with me, then I will not be polite.

"Misunderstanding, what do I have to misunderstand? The girls have all said, what else do you have to explain for being rude?" The old man rolled up his sleeves, and he looked quite good at fighting.

"Uncle, in fact, this is the case, we are actually husband and wife, just because of some conflicts, she ran away last night, but I chased her here, and then I hugged her and didn't let her go, do you think, uncle, if she leaves, what will I do with my three children in the future? So I don't want her to go, just hug her desperately, and then we are all tired, so we fall asleep!

Hearing Han Yifan say so bitterly, the old man also felt that it was very possible, so he really did something not very appropriate, so he quickly turned his head and asked Tan Jing who was lying on the ground. "Little girl, is she telling the truth?"

Tan Jing didn't want to beat Han Yifan and said this, and suddenly she couldn't hang up, after all, she was a living big girl, and she was said to be a husband and wife, she naturally blushed a little, and she didn't stand up because her legs were numb by Han Yifan's pressure for so long, so she wanted to stand up and refute at this time, but as soon as she moved, she found that her crotch was slippery and cold, and the feeling that she had just been suppressed by the other party and couldn't help but appear in his heart, so she blushed a little when she spoke:" No, no, uncle, he's lying!"

But anyone could see that her words were a little unnatural, and the old man believed Han Yifan's words a little.

"Actually, uncle, I still have evidence to prove that I won't insult her!" Han Yifan said.

"Oh, what proof?" said the old man.

"Then, uncle, come here, and I'll prove it to you. After speaking, Han Yifan pulled the old man and walked inside.

Tan Jing was very curious, how did he prove that he would not insult himself?

However, soon, the two walked out, and Tan Jing could still hear Han Yifan say: "Uncle, I can't help it, otherwise who will take this out as proof, I can't afford to lose anyone! But she, she is going to divorce me for this reason, what do you say I and my three children should do? Uncle, if you still don't believe it, I can still have evidence, my daughter-in-law has a birthmark on her thigh, I'll pick it up and show you!" After Han Yifan finished speaking, he ran towards Tan Jing.

When the old man saw this battle, he hurriedly stopped him, and he couldn't really look at the thighs of other people's daughters-in-law, so if he didn't save himself, he would become disrespectful?

"No, young man, I believe in you!" said the old man.

"That uncle is really thanking you! You are so old and so warm-hearted, you will definitely be rewarded! Uncle you have caused trouble!" Han Yifan called him sweet.

"Ha Luha, the young man accepts your auspicious words, but this matter is an old guy I don't do a single thing, but little girl, I want to say a few words to you, life, in fact, it's not only that, you have three children, think about it, life, there are still a lot of things worth doing, I don't say much about you as an old man, but please be able to think more about your three children, your husband can't do it, this is a sad thing for a man, if you go again, it will really make him sad! Ten years of repair can be the same ship, and a hundred years of repair can be slept together!" the old man said earnestly.

As he spoke, he shook his head and left.

"You, you bastard, I'll fight with you!" Tan Jing was already trembling with anger and couldn't speak, and she had been holding back for a long time before she finally exploded. She could never have imagined that this hateful fellow would use such a way to make the old man believe that she was married to him, that she would leave him because she was not satisfied with that matter, and that she had already had three children with him!

She is a real yellow flower girl who is like a fake, and she was buried like this by him, how can she stand it?

So she screamed and rushed over.

However, at this time, her physical strength had not recovered at all, so even if she rushed to Han Yifan, she was still grabbed by Han Yifan and wanted to give herself a slap in the arm.

"Hehe, are you still shy?" Han Yifan said with a hippie smile, with such a woman, you have to be shameless with her, if you are a normal man, I am afraid that she will be eaten alive last night.

"You bastard! You can't die well!" Tan Jing scolded when she saw that she couldn't hurt the other party, but after all, she had limited vocabulary in this area, and she only scolded a few words.

"I bastard, I ask you, what am I here for? Don't you know that my thing doesn't work. Who is all this thanks to? Han Yifan said angrily, in fact, what Han Yifan meant was that if he hadn't been caught here by her, there would have been no such thing.

And since you know that I can't use it, and you say that I have insulted you, isn't the result of all this due to you?

But what Tan Jing heard meant that Han Yifan was complaining to her that the thing he didn't have was due to himself.

It really left her speechless. After all, Han Yifan's thing was indeed given by himself. (To be continued......)