"Big brother, will we answer the call? No, let's see! What if someone is in a hurry? No, do you listen to the ringtone like something urgent? Then when will we answer it? No, he is not in a hurry, what is we anxious about? But what if someone hangs up? No, he must have something to look for us! Then let's take it! No, do you know what he is doing? Then we can't answer it? Pick it up--- and wait!"

The ZTE smartphone placed next to the computer desk vibrate, and Ge You's humorous phone rang from inside, and there was a person lying on the computer table.

"Hey, who?" The man at the table touched his phone and subconsciously swiped the answer button.

"Guangyun, do you kid still want to do it? You dare to be late, and you will be deducted from your salary today!" A man's angry voice came from the phone.

"Boss Li, haven't I become an immortal?" Guangyun raised his head sharply and woke up.

"Become your sister! Hurry up, or you will roll Lao Tzu and leave." After Boss Li finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Guangyun looked at his mobile phone in a daze, and glanced at the room again, the familiar kennel environment, this is the house I rented, am I not fighting with Huo De Xingjun from the Fire Sect?

Guangyun got up and walked to a mirror, the self in front of him, with long fluffy and messy hair, covering most of his face, his skin was dull and yellow, and his pores were large!

"Slap 、、、" Guangyun slapped him in the face, "I rub it, it hurts, it's true! Then I traveled through the west, isn't it fake? Hey、、、 I know, how can it be true?"

Guangyun looked depressed and depressed at the gorgeous cover of the new version of Journey to the West on the computer screen, looked at Sun Wukong's face, and couldn't help but touch it with his hand, he was Sun Wukong's senior brother! Don't think about it, let's face the reality, that dead ** boss is still waiting to deduct his salary!

Guangyun put his foot into the socks, his thumb pierced the socks, Guangyun was speechless for a while, took off the socks and was still on the side, hurriedly put on a long shirt and jeans!

After three or four stations, I finally said Guangyun's destination, Jiuhua Enterprise, where several high-rise buildings are erected, which is regarded as a commercial enterprise zone, and many companies have rented real estate here, although Guangyun's company is also good, but the salary is pitiful! Sometimes Guangyun suspects that beggars are richer than themselves.

Guangyun also thought about resigning and changing jobs, but let alone whether he could resign, every time the boss can have thousands of reasons to prevaricate, Guangyun can be regarded as a clear recognition of the reality, the bosses are all capitalist, and they will not let you go if they don't squeeze out your value! Not to mention other companies, the threshold is also high, highly educated, no, average appearance, and confused mind! Under such conditions, everywhere you go, you have no future, so you have to stay in the middle of a small life until you die.

When walking into a building, the lobby was empty, only one or two fat middle-aged security guards walked back and forth, looking at the fat body, Guangyun was really worried about them about hypercholesterolemia or something. In fact, they are envious and jealous of the security guards, they are leisurely, and sometimes, Guangyun sees them secretly gathering big names to smoke and drink, and the beautiful woman in the building 、、、coughcough、、、 the fat woman in the building!

"I'm rubbing, and I'm still in line. Guangyun looked at the long queue in front of the elevator door, and was truly speechless.

"Damn, it's not early, it looks like we're going to have to run the stairs. Guangyun looked at the stairs with a bitter face, Nima has a wood on the 28th floor! Running up step by step, when he climbed to the eighth floor, Guangyun was so tired that he wanted to lie down, his legs were soft and sore, so that Guangyun's urine was about to come out, when would he climb to?

Finally climbed to the 28th floor, Guangyun was already sweating through his long shirt, his lips were white, and he pushed open the door of the company, only to see that the colleagues inside were busy, and they didn't look at Guangyun, and their serious appearance made Guangyun embarrassed. But at this time, Guangyun was not shy, some were only afraid and nervous, everyone was so serious, it must be the boss who came to check.

This boss, the vice president of the head office, is old and yellow, and loves to dress up, like a girl, looks disgusting, the makeup is painted like a little white pig, I shudder when I think about it, this boss usually likes the inspection of the branch of the road, according to the reason, every ten days, it is not the turn to come here! It seems that the boss is menopausal.

Sneaking to his position, he just put down his things, only to hear the voice of the boss in the company: "Guangyun, you come in." ”

Guangyun's whole heartbeat was about to stop, he raised his butt nervously, and walked into the office with a shrunken face, only to see that in the office, Boss Li listened to the big belly, and sat on the leather sofa with a stern face and said nothing. And the old woman, the boss, occupied Boss Li's desk, holding a copy of Wen Jiàn in her hand, looking at Guangyun, her eyes were full of disdain and disgust.

"You're Guangyun?" said the boss.

"Yes、、、 yes Mr. 、、、 Hua!" Guangyun squeezed out a smile and scolded: "Your mother's old bitch, what are you looking for Lao Tzu?

"You have been in the company for nearly two years, Lao Li has cultivated you a lot, but in the past two years, how have you repaid Lao Li? Look at your work performance, you have procrastinated, the work has not been completed thoroughly, and even your usual discipline is lazy, what is the use of you staying in the company? Pack up your things, go to the finance department to receive your salary this month, and you can go. The boss smashed the Wen Jiàn in his hand on Guangyun's head and pointed to the door.

Guangyun looked down at Wen Jiàn who fell to the ground, all of them were schedules that recorded his worksheets, and there was a manual for going to the finance department to receive his salary! sighed, was scolded by the old woman, and was smashed on the head by the old woman, today is really a declining day, squatting down and picking up Wen Jiàn, since he has fired himself, then ignore the two old things, and swaggered out of the office.

When Guangyun walked to the finance department with the manual and handed it to the aunt of the finance department, he saw that the aunt of the finance department was wearing black stockings, red high heels, and OL outfits, supporting a fat bloated figure, like a panda, and looked at Guangyun with a wrinkled face, took the manual, stamped it with a red seal, and opened the drawer to take the money.

Guangyun stretched his neck, his hands were a little itchy, he was about to receive his salary, where would he go to play?

"Here's your salary for the month. "The aunt of the finance department has the money in her hand and still on the table.

"Shrimp?300 yuan?Auntie, did you take it wrong?" Guangyun looked at the three red-headed on the table in a daze. "No, this is your salary this month, the boss clearly wrote on the instructions, listed your salary this month and the salary that should be deducted, and gave you the final salary that you should get in person, which is three hundred!" The aunt of the finance department handed the instructions to Guangyun again, her face was full of pity and sympathy. "Fifteen times late, procrastinating work, guiding the team to operate slowly, and the work mistake is 、、、" Guangyun looked at the dense words on the manual, all of which recorded Guangyun's brilliant work experience! Sleeping and farting affect the work of colleagues or something, small problems, a lot of big problems. "How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? Do you want these three hundred?" said the financial aunt. "If you want, why not?" Guangyun bitterly stuffed three hundred yuan into his pocket, bowed his head and bent over, walked out of the financial room in defeat, and came to the elevator again, Guangyun didn't know what to do in the future?

Take the elevator down to the first floor, walk out of the building and look at the busy road and street in front of you, everyone is doing their own things in a hurry, Guangyun is sad, he still has to find a job, messing around! This is the reality, the defeated people.