Chapter 24: I'm Not a Real Person, But You're a Real Dog!
Yan Chu, who escaped from Qingxin Peak, had to return to Ethereal Peak in a gloomy manner.
At this time, on many immortal peaks around the Ethereal Peak, curling smoke rose, and compared with the previous fairyland, there was a little more human smoke.
Saiban had quickly accepted that he had become a dog, lazily lying on his stomach at the door of the Ethereal Temple, occasionally fussing his back with his hind legs.
"Saiban, I'm so hungry, can you find something to eat for Iza?" Yan Chu sat beside Saiban depressedly and asked.
Saiban is still white-eyed: The five scum of the battle are weak!
Yan Chu felt Saiban's full malice, and immediately said angrily: "If this seat starves to death, you have to go to the Western Heaven with this seat!"
Because of the spirit pet contract talisman, Yan Chu and Saiban's lives have been tied together.
Saiban GG, Yan Chu is fine.
But Yan Chu GG, Saiban must also follow GG!
Saiban seemed to understand this, and it silently got up and stepped onto the teleportation array.
Damn, this thing will also use a teleportation array??
Saiban used the teleportation array to leave a short time before returning, with three vermilion fruits in its mouth.
Bah.
Saiban spit out the two fruits in front of Yan Chu, keeping one for himself to enjoy.
"This thing isn't enough to plug between my teeth. β
Yan Chu picked up the fruit and said with disgust on his face.
[Eye of the Great Dao: A hundred-year-old vermilion fruit, which is a spiritual fruit conceived by the aura of heaven and earth, can greatly enhance the true element of the devourer after eating. γ
[Note: Zhu Guo cannot improve the true element of the host, but it can provide nutrients to the host and produce a sense of satiety.] γ
Oh?
This is Zhu Guo in fantasy novels?
Unexpectedly, Zhu Guo, who had worked so hard and fought with the villain in other novels, was actually taken in front of Yan Chu by a dog.
"Although you can't improve the true yuan, you can at least guarantee that you won't starve to death, Xie La Saiban. β
Yan Chu thanked him and was about to take it, when he suddenly found that Saiban's vermilion fruit seemed to be redder than his own.
He took the opportunity to check it with the Eye of the Great Road.
[Eye of the Avenue: Millennial Zhuguo. γ
Yan Chu: "...... Saban !!"
You give your master a hundred-year-old vermilion fruit, but you keep a thousand-year-old vermilion fruit yourself??
Yan Chu stepped forward and unceremoniously snatched Saiban's thousand-year-old vermilion fruit, and then threw his hundred-year-old vermilion fruit to Saiban.
"Woohoo!!"
Saiban was so angry that he spat fragrantly: I'm not a real person, but you're a real dog!
But Yan Chu automatically blocked Saiban's voice and nibbled on the thousand-year-old vermilion fruit beautifully.
This is a legendary spirit fruit, or a thousand-year-old one, it must taste good, right?
Yan Chu couldn't wait to nibble down.
Let's go!
As soon as you bite into it, the skin is crispy and tender, the flesh is fresh and soft, and the sweet and sour juice bursts out, stimulating Yan Chu's taste buds.
"This ...... This tastes!!"
Yan Chu's eyes widened, and he looked at the thousand-year-old Zhu Fruit in his hand incredulously.
"This taste...... How to ??? with tomatoes"
This is the taste of the millennium vermilion fruit??
Yan Chu was disappointed for a moment, but then his eyes lit up again.
In his previous life, he didn't know how to do anything else, but scrambled eggs with tomatoes were first-class.
There are a lot of birds in the Ethereal Peak, and it is easy to get some bird eggs, and then fry them with Zhu Guo......
Proper scrambled eggs with tomatoes!
If you let the monks outside know that Yan Chu actually used Zhu Guo to scramble eggs, I don't know if they would be so angry that they vomited blood.
As soon as he took a bite of Zhu Guo, the hunger in Yan Chu's stomach disappeared suddenly.
"But it's not a way to go on like this, you can't eat Zhu Guo all day long, right?" Yan Chu said with a frown, "It seems that we have to find a chance to go out and have a look, at least we have to recruit a few cooks back." β
There's an old saying.
No matter how hard you are, you can't be bitter, no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor!
However, now Yan Chu feels that his strength is too weak, and he doesn't dare to go out at will, after all, the rivers and lakes are sinister!
No matter what, you have to wait for the first batch of disciples to have a little strength before they can leave the Sumeru world.
......
On the second day, Yan Chu didn't sleep for the first time.
All the disciples of the Thunder Sect were concentrated on the square of the Ethereal Peak, all of them looking nervous, and they were still holding the jade slip and reading hard.
"Senior brother, how did you memorize Wuxianggong?"
"Hey, don't mention it, I haven't even read it well, how can I memorize it?"
"Me too, I read it all night last night, and I barely read the first three bars by heart, and if I want to memorize it, it will take at least two more nights......"
"However, senior brother, although I haven't been able to familiarize myself with Wuxianggong, I have also gained some insights because of my hard work last night, and I have broken through from the middle stage of the Qi Gathering Realm to the late stage of the Qi Gathering Realm!"
"Really? Congratulations, senior brother! It seems that it is not useless for the master to ask us to recite Wuxianggong, I have to work hard!"
In the crowd, there were three disciples, who seemed to be full of confidence.
Naturally, it was Mu Qingqian, Li Zeyang, and Shen Wen.
Mu Qingqian himself is a figure at the level of a scholar, and after destroying Li Zeyang and them last night, he still has the leisure to study Wuxianggong.
And Li Zeyang has a good talent, he ate the meal made by Mu Qingqian last night, his stomach hurt so much that he didn't sleep well all night, and he forgot to bring reading materials when he squatted in the pit, so he could only take the Wuxianggong Jade Jane and read it over and over again, and finally not only memorized the first three bars, but even the last three bars were memorized together!
Shen Wen's talent is not good, and his understanding is not good enough, but he relied on perseverance to memorize Wuxianggong.
As for Johnson......
Johnson was so hungry last night that he swallowed a whole plate of nuclear fusion reactors made by Mu Qingqian in a daze, and he couldn't get out of bed this morning, so he asked Yan Chu for leave.
"By the way, Senior Brother Shen Wen, have you seen Senior Brother Yuan Fang?" Li Zeyang asked curiously.
Shen Wen glanced left and right and shook his head: "Senior Brother Yuanfang didn't sleep all night last night, and I don't know what to do." β
At this time, Li Yuanfang sneakily came out of the grove on the side.
"Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother Shen Wen!"
Li Yuanfang said confidently: "In today's assessment, junior brother I am already confident!"
"Oh, could it be that Senior Brother Yuanfang had an epiphany last night?" Li Zeyang asked in surprise.
Li Yuanfang nodded: "Only when you are infinitely close to death can you comprehend the true meaning of life, immortality is just a delusion, cultivating immortals or something, the emphasis is on participation." β
"Although I don't know what Senior Brother is talking about, it sounds like it's very powerful," Shen Wen said, "But how did Senior Brother Yuanfang memorize Wuxianggong?"
Li Yuanfang mysteriously stretched out his right hand, only to see that on the palm of his right hand, dense small characters were written.
"Senior brother, you are cheating!" Li Zeyang whispered, "If the boss finds out......"
"Don't worry, the head can't find out, as long as you don't say it, senior brother. β
"Oh......"
Li Zeyang suddenly grabbed Li Yuanfang's hand and shouted at Yan Chu, who was basking in the rising sun: "Master, I'll report it!
Li Yuanfang: "???"
Yan Chu walked in front of Li Yuanfang with a smile.
Li Yuanfang wanted to cry without tears, he never thought that the person who betrayed him would be the person he trusted the most!
Li Zeyang sighed and comforted: "Senior brother, don't blame senior brother, senior brother is also to let you experience the sinister of society as soon as possible, this is all the truth taught to me by the master!"
"Yuan Fang, I won't ask you what you think about this matter, consciously run around the Ethereal Peak for thirty laps!"
Yan Chu smiled and said to the other disciples, "If anyone else wants to get by, please refer to Yuan Fang's fate!"
Witnessing Li Yuanfang's bleak end, the disciples suddenly felt a chill in their backs, and they studied harder.
After a few minutes, Yan Chu said lazily, "Have you memorized everything?"
The disciples were submissive, not daring to respond, let alone making the slightest eye contact with Yan Chu.
Only Li Zeyang said loudly: "Back-good-it!"
"Okay, Li Zeyang, you are shouting so loudly, then ask you!" Yan Chu said.
Li Zeyang: "......"
Although he was a little speechless about Yan Chu's hasty decision, Li Zeyang was very confident and could answer fluently.
Don't underestimate the results of his overnight squatting!
Yan Chu took the Wuxianggong jade slip, glanced at it casually, and then asked, "What is the title of the first subsection of the Wuxianggong First Section?"
Li Zeyang: "......"
He never imagined that Yan Chu would leave those profound and difficult paragraphs and ask him for the simplest title!
Li Zeyang memorized the first six bars, but he didn't bother to read the title!
"Can't answer?" Yan Chu asked.
"Sir, could you please try another question......
"Okay, what's the title of the second section?"
β......β
"I can't answer such a simple question, hurry up and get on the road and be a companion with Yuan Fang. β
Li Zeyang wanted to cry without tears, he never thought that he would end up with Li Yuanfang!
Even the second senior brother Li Zeyang was punished, and the other disciples were even more restless.
Who knew that after Li Zeyang set off, Yan Chu directly put away the jade slip and said, "Okay, the assessment is over here." β
ThisγThat's the end of it??
The disciples looked confused, and some of them were even ready to run.
Yan Chu said slowly:
"As the saying goes, 'the world's difficult things must be done in the easy, and the world's big things must be done in detail', details determine success or failure, this is the original intention of today's assessment, I hope you can understand. β
The difficult things in the world must be done in the easy, and the big things in the world must be done in the details. This is the content of Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching.
For now, although it is not enough to summon the five-colored auspicious clouds, it is not a problem to make a few disciples have an epiphany.
But why did Yan Chu suddenly come up with such a sentence?
Actually, he wanted to ask a good question.
But when he opened the jade slip of Wuxianggong, he found that he couldn't understand the passages inside!
If he asked a few more words, he would be exposed if he didn't understand the things that were not in harmony, so Yan Chu simply started with the simplest questions and made up a few more philosophies of life by the way.
The disciples didn't think about it so much, and while they breathed a sigh of relief, they also showed admiration to Yan Chu:
"Disciple obeys the teachings of the master!"
Yan Chu nodded: "Well, then let's all go back to cultivation separately, who is that...... Shen Wen, you stay for a while!"