I remember that it was Teacher's Day on September 10th, and I don't know which gust of wind blew Master's old liar over. (Yu Chengzi burst into tears: I'm a real cultivator, where is an old liar.) Author: You will know after reading the inner monologue of Chu Luolin's little girl Pretty Lori, what, you ask me where to watch it, go directly to the Internet to search for "Mortal Killing Immortals", if you can't search it, you can find your apprentice to teach you. I don't know how he fooled his parents around, he trusted this old liar master, and the hospitality of good food, good drink, good wine and meat was not counted, and his father also prepared a guest room for him and recharged his mobile phone bill with 10,000 yuan. Hmph, people don't have that much pocket money a year.

Master, this old liar is really thick-skinned, he doesn't refuse what his father gives him, and he drinks with his father, and his father hasn't drunk much, so he has drunk all the red wine, white wine, yellow wine and beer that his father has treasured for many years, this old drunkard, hum. This is not counting, he is not drunk yet, so that his father is shocked, and he wants to learn from him, if this matter can't be said, I will sue sù dad Master is a cultivator, he is cheating, hum, we have to be punished for cheating in exams, he drinks and cheats and doesn't take any responsibility, it's not fair. (Is this comparable?)

Fortunately, the master did not teach his father how to drink like him, and persuaded him to drink less and drink more to hurt his body, and persuaded him not to drink too much, counting him as acquaintance, if he persuaded his father to drink more, I don't want him as a master, well, Brother Huai still wants to be my senior brother and future husband.

Hmph, stinky dad, always loves to drink so much, and Master, an old liar, is also bad, and he doesn't stop his dad from continuing to drink, so that his dad gets drunk. However, even if the master is an old liar, he knows that taking a pill on his father has made his complexion much better and he sleeps very sweetly, if he hadn't done this, I would have gone up to pat him, and I would have gone up to pluck his beard.

Master called my mother and asked her to send my father back to the room, and my mother is really, Master, this old liar has drunk her husband, and she is still kind to him, if anyone dares to get drunk with my Huai brother in the future, I won't give that animal a good look.

Then, the master assessed my cultivation, hehe, Miss Ben is a very, very genius, even if the master's old liar has a vision, and it can be regarded as a blessing for him to cultivate for several lifetimes, he can actually meet me, a rare genius in the cultivation realm in a hundred years, well, it is necessary to praise me, if you don't praise me, I don't want this master.

Hehe, although I know that the master has real talent and learning, but I just want to call him an old liar, who calls him so much like a street fortune teller (Yu Chengzi: My name is Xianfeng Dao Gu, Xianfeng Dao Gu is good. How can those street fortune tellers compare with me. After assessing me, he must praise me, and he also taught me a few Taoist techniques, but unfortunately the cultivation is not enough now, these Taoist techniques are simply flowery, but in the future, they are very, very powerful, oh, hey, if I just met this big villain, I cultivated enough, and it would be good if I used these Taoist techniques to be powerful, what a pity.

Speaking of which, the master also gave me two treasures later, one is the storage jade pendant that I like very much now, which is a good thing, I can put anything in it except for living creatures, and I don't have to carry such a heavy schoolbag in class in the future. I can take out anything I want quietly, this is really called burden reduction, hum, those stinky guys who have shouted burden reduction for decades hate it to death, just thunder does not rain, reduce the burden, the more the burden is reduced, the heavier the burden.

Another treasure was very powerful when I heard from the master, and the master said that this treasure was at least at the level of an immortal weapon. But no matter how I look at it, it doesn't look like a fairy weapon, it's just a small sapling, Master, this old liar is lying to me, right? He wants me to help him raise a tree, right? Originally, I was happy to hear him say that this sapling is at least an immortal weapon, but how to use it, even Master, he didn't say, just said that it can save lives by communicating with divine thoughts in times of crisis, and I have studied it for a while, but I still can't figure out how to use it, as for communicating with divine thoughts in times of crisis? I haven't tried it yet.

But now, these two big villains want to use me against my father, and I don't know if this little sapling that Master gave me is useless, so I'll try it. Oh, it's not good, you can't put living things in the storage jade pendant, this little sapling was put in it by me in the first place, it won't die, right?

Thinking of this, Chu Luolin used her divine thoughts to communicate with the small saplings in the storage jade pendant, and she didn't know what to do, so she simply passed a message from her divine thoughts: "Help." ”

However, this little sapling has been in the storage jade pendant for so long, and it is estimated that it has died. She didn't have a lot of hope in her heart, and it could even be said that it was the last struggle.

The boss was talking to Falcon with a smug face, and in his opinion, killing Chu Luolin's father was already a sure thing. Suddenly, he felt a wave of energy around him, rubbed his eyes, his face was full of surprise, and then rubbed his eyes, his face was even more surprised, and said, "Why did she disappear out of thin air?"

The falcon had its back to Chu Luolin before, and at this time, he didn't ask any questions when he heard the boss say it, and when he turned his head to look, he couldn't help but be stunned, at this time, Chu Luolin was only a pair of handcuffs on the ground, and the whole person disappeared out of thin air, as if she had never been here.

The boss was surprised for a while, and quickly regained his composure, and said, "It seems that this should be some kind of Taoist technique or magic weapon for the cultivator, and the cultivator is really not simple." ”

The falcon's face showed a look of jealousy, and said, "Boss, are we going to shelve our original plan?"

The boss thought about it for a while, but still shook his head and said, "No, don't put it on hold, the plan will go on as usual." ”.

Falcon said, "But if a cultivator is involved, I don't have the confidence that I won't be able to travel without traveling." ”

The boss said, "Isn't it just a cultivator? We can ask the church for help." ”

Falcon was stunned for a moment and said, "Church, isn't it a temple?"

The boss smiled suspiciously and said, "The temple has long since declined, and our cooperation with them is just to learn their divine arts, and the church is now in full swing, do you think I should give up a partner who is in the sky and choose a temple that has declined?"

Falcon said, "But boss, what are you doing with the temple?"

The boss said: "Cooperation? There is a kind of thing called void and wrongdoing, if it weren't for their magic skills, I wouldn't even pay attention to this group of guys like Hanako." ”

Falcon said: "But those projects, it's a pity to give up like this, right?"

The boss said, "Give up? These are all shell projects, why give up? I never took them seriously. ”