Chapter 171: Invite Me to Eat KFC and You'll Be My Brother!

"Uh-huh......" The guy held his glued piece up, completely imitating Brother Sharp's head, and it took a long time to take the bottle out.

"Who? Who the fuck dare to fuck Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu didn't play with him!" the guy roared loudly as he held the bottle in his hand, which was already stained with some blood from the deep throat.

Although everyone around him looked at him, no one was willing to step forward. Even the security guards who rushed to hear the noise ran back again after seeing that it was him.

Looks like this guy should be doing a good job in this place!

Han Yifan looked at his hair that was almost the same as when he played the god stick at the time, and he paid more attention to it.

The guy roared a few times, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he angrily threw the bottle into the trash can next to him.

At this time, a young woman dressed in a fashionable way reached out and threw a ball of paper into the trash can that she didn't know what to wipe, but she didn't throw it in, but she didn't even look at it, and continued to walk forward with her head held high.

Looks like an unbeatable woman!

When the guy saw this, he staggered after him, and when he got behind the proud woman, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the woman's round buttocks!

This one and its force, Han Yifan can see it clearly, and it is estimated from the strength that this is not as simple as taking advantage of it, if Han Yifan is not mistaken, this time, at least within one or two days, there will be a purple-red and purple-red paw print on the woman's fair buttocks!

Of course, if her ass is black, that's a different story.

And the woman also gave an adequate response. It's even bigger than Han Yifan imagined. I saw that her round buttocks wrapped in a short skirt were suddenly attacked. Suddenly, it jumped.

And then. She let out a terrible cry of "Ahhhh Then came the shouting of "Hooligans, indecent!"

Compared with her shouting, Han Yifan felt that the woman he had just met was a piece of cake!

After the man shouted, she turned to look behind her, and when she saw clearly that it was an extremely filthy beggar who grabbed her ass, she was immediately angry. His mouth was still hysterically shouting: "Indecent manners! Everyone, come and arrest the hooligans!"

Reaching out in his hand was a slap in the face.

The strange and sloppy-looking one was quite good, and he lowered his head to avoid the woman's arm, and stood up and grabbed the woman's wrist by the way.

It's just that his black claws, put together with other people's clotted white jade-like wrists, are simply a wonderful irony.

"Eldest sister, eldest sister, you dissipate your anger! Dissipate your anger! Actually, you have misunderstood! Misunderstanding!" Hearing him say this, Han Yifan was strange, it stands to reason that he is such a ruffian. The broken jar is used to breaking, even if this woman is shouting. He shouldn't apologize, right?

Han Yifan felt that things would definitely not be so simple.

Sure enough, as soon as the guy grabbed the woman's arm and said that it was a misunderstanding, the woman stopped, and then tried to shake him off with a look of disgust. "Stinky rascal, let go! you're disgusting to death!"

"Eldest sister, listen to me, in fact, I don't want to take advantage of you, just your advantage, how dare I? I saw a fly lying on your buttocks, so I want to shoot you down for him, you see eldest sister, you are so beautiful, flies are going to stick ...... on your buttocks" The guy said this, suddenly stretched out his hand unexpectedly, and grabbed a handful on the woman's proud twin peaks, and he didn't catch it through his clothes, because the woman was wearing that kind of deep V top, this guy was so bold that he directly reached in and grabbed it!

All this happened so fast, and this guy was so rampant that no one could have imagined that he would dare to put his hand into other people's clothes to take advantage.

This guy is not greedy, and after grabbing a handful, he ran away with a smoke.

That speed, Han Yifan felt incredible when he looked at it, it was like a rabbit.

Han Yifan thought this guy was quite interesting, so he followed his back and chased after him.

The woman's voice sounded behind her.

Han Yifan didn't chase far at all, and saw that this guy was in the same posture as just now, squatting in the corner and bragging with another guy.

"Brother, it's not me who blows with you, that ass feel, absolutely first-class, as for that chest, oops, that feeling, I won't tell you, anyway, you don't understand!"

"Bragging!" The guy next to him obviously didn't believe in his words, like himself, it is very possible to play a scoundrel, and even say that it is possible to touch other women's buttocks, but only to touch other women's breasts, hehe, everyone is so familiar, why brag here again!

"I don't believe it! Anyway, I feel grass, anyway, I haven't washed my hands these days!" After saying that, the guy exaggerated sniffing under his nose, and then said, "Wow, there's a milky smell!"

"Let's dream, let's go to the young lady like this, people don't want to serve them for double the money, and they still want to touch other women, daydreaming, they want to touch the women's heads underneath, let's wash the heads on them first!" said the guy next to him.

And this guy didn't care, still smelling under his nose, as if he could really smell something.

Han Yifan didn't listen to their nonsense anymore, and walked straight to the two of them and stopped, although Han Yifan didn't think about how to punish him, but most of these people are more proficient in gossip, and he can use this guy to inquire about the news of the Wang family.

However, before Han Yifan could speak, the guy suddenly stood up, stared at Han Yifan and said, "Sir, there is joy and wealth!"

Han Yifan didn't expect that at this time, he also started the profession of a god stick, and he wanted to see what nonsense he wanted to say.

"How?"

"Hehe, since you ask, little brother, then I might as well introduce myself, I have been fond of Zhou Yi gossip since I was a child, Mai physiognomy, and I have three flavors. Now when I saw the little brother's face, I was immediately shocked by your full and round face!"

Han Yifan listened to him muttering in his mouth. I didn't care at all. He really wanted to know what this strange thing would become.

"Later, I worshiped Jiuhua Mountain, and practiced the art of Mai physiognomy under the monk Fang Yinmen, so I can feel the compelling joy and wealth of the little brother no matter how far away I am!"

"Then sir, you haven't seen me before......" Han Yifan's words had just come to this point, and he was about to add a questioning tone, but he was interrupted by the other party.

"Little brother, I have seen countless appearances in my life, if there is not 100,000, there are almost 10,000. But the little brother's face is the first time I have seen it, and it is really the appearance of a god and a man!" What Han Yifan wanted to ask him was, hasn't he seen himself, you just stripped off your clothes, and now you actually came to tell your fortune again.

As a result, this guy thought that Han Yifan asked him if he had never seen him like that, in order to make Han Yifan believe that his appearance was really one in a million, so he hurriedly answered.

"Oh, it's really that amazing?" Han Yifan asked in an exaggerated manner, the excitement on his face seemed to be concealed and unable to be concealed.

"No, that's it. Since I've met you today, there's no way I'm going to let you go. Let's sit down and have a good chat! I'll give you a good calculation!" The guy said.

"But is this true?" said Han Yifan with a hippie smile. He really wanted to see what the Mai physiognomy taught by this monk looked like.

"Young man, don't laugh, although I am saying that you have joy and wealth, and your life is strong, but, you must know that no matter how hard your life is, there will be ups and downs, you see that you are smiling so happily now, maybe it will make you cry!" said the guy.

Many times, Han Yifan is a good person, and when he saw that everyone was already in the drama like this, he was embarrassed to drag his feet, so he also became serious.

"Young man, if I'm not mistaken, you should have been married, and if nothing else, your wife should be pregnant. This is naturally a joy. And you, this year's career will be smooth, yes! You can make a lot of money!"

Seeing what he said with such determination, Han Yifan was embarrassed to debunk him, so he thought he was really married!

Then in the next half hour, the other party said his whole life in one breath, as if he really saw it, there will be a disease at that stage, there will be a fire at that stage, and he said that there is something serious.

At the end, he pulled Han Yifan and said earnestly: "Opening and hanging fortune-telling is an act of revealing heavenly secrets, so although it seems to be just a mouthful, but you have to know that I am telling you fortunes with my own life, so do you see if you give me a little sesame oil money so that I can go to the Buddha to ask for sin and offer incense?"

Han Yifan has not had a word since he started talking, he just wants to see how the guy can be so thick-skinned when he is weaving a story, it is obviously his own nonsense, but he still believes it.

If it weren't for what he said was completely with himself as the fate of two people, I'm afraid Han Yifan would have felt that he had not lived someone else's life wrong.

"How much?" Han Yifan stood up and pretended to pay for it. As soon as that guy saw Han Yifan's battle, his heart immediately became happy, is this going to pay a lot of money?

"This is not mandatory, you can do as much as you want, but a good life like yours, you can't do it without it......" Then he stopped talking, because Han Yifan was holding a coin in his hand, which was still five cents.

"I'm sorry master, I wanted to give you more, but I just slept in the waiting room, and I didn't know that Lu Dao was given all the money to me by that dog's guy, not to mention, and tore my shirt open, my pants were withdrawn, and my red underwear that I had been wearing for half a year also leaked out for me, do you think this turtle grandson should be damned," Han Yifan said this, and said in a matter-of-fact manner:" Don't think I'm fooling you, really, I'm very rich, all my money has been stolen by him, I'm much older, if I know who the Tao is, I'll definitely break his calf and stuff it in the chrysanthemum!

After saying that, Han Yifan also made a violent stabbing action, and the guy pinched his leg violently for no reason.

"Hehe, hehe...... "That guy's face is not to mention how exciting, the whole thing is a kaleidoscope, and it will be red for a while. A little bit green. The thief is good-looking.

"Alright. Master, this is my heart, I didn't expect my life to be so good, you must accept this money, although the money is small, but it is my heart!"

"Eun, take it!"

"Then I'm leaving! That's right, Master. You are so powerful, let me ask again, where does the Wang family live in the south of the city?" Han Yifan smiled and asked: "They owe me billions, or I will go and ask for money first and come back to you!"

"No, I'm sorry, I don't know!" Like a constipated person, the guy finally held back a few words from between his teeth.

"Forget it, since you don't know the way, then I'll go!Master!" Han Yifan said with a smile.

It seems that he can't ask from him, but it depends on how long he can talk to himself. For your own sake, you won't punish him!

By this time it was getting late. Han Yifan walked along the street, aimlessly, and at this time, he suddenly saw a KFC.

Speaking of which, I have grown so big, I have heard a lot about KFC, on TV, in the mouths of my classmates, but it seems that I have really not eaten it, so I might as well go and eat it!

But he had barely taken a few steps when he felt someone following him behind him. He stopped and looked back, only to find that it was the guy who had just told his fortune that was following him.

As soon as he saw Han Yifan turn around, the guy scratched his head and walked over and said, "That, little brother, in the waiting room, I'm embarrassed, but I really didn't take your money...... Look at that, for the sake of fortune telling, can you treat me to a meal of KFC?"

Han Yifan has seen shamelessness, but he has never seen such shamelessness, and he doesn't debunk him anymore, but he really believes in this matter as if he believes in him, is this his own pen or is he using himself as a pen to write? Han Yifan also felt incredible.

"Okay, let's go! I still invite you to KFC!" Han Yifan himself felt inexplicable, could he really be brainless, and would agree to invite him to eat KFC.

"Ah, that's great!" After saying that, the embarrassment that this guy just now disappeared for a moment, making Han Yifan feel that he had made a wrong decision. Fortunately, he still invited a meal of KFC.

"Little brother, I can tell you at a glance that you are a good person, as our fortune teller, this look is still there!" said the guy as he walked inside, as if he were inviting himself to dinner.

"Here's a family bucket, by the way, bring me two spicy chicken wing burgers plus three drinks!" Then he said to Han Yifan: "That's all, what you want to eat, just order it!"

Han Yifan was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

Then the guy walked to the front of his seat with a big grin, and threw one foot on the stool next to him, and then he got a toothpick somewhere, and picked his teeth there.

And his outfit immediately attracted the attention of all the customers in the store, and there was even a pair of little girls, because they were sitting closer to him, so they deliberately moved the distance.

The waiter was obviously surprised by the guy's attire, but he was the customer first, and besides, he didn't do anything excessive, so he couldn't drive him away.

However, they still asked Han Yifan about what he ordered, and only after Han Yifan nodded, they started to sit.

Although Han Yifan is a little repulsed by his outfit, he is not very disgusted, after all, he has been doing this for a long time, and even said that his style is much more disgusting than his.

Thinking of this, Han Yifan finally understood that he was usually decisive in doing things, and he loved and hated clearly, but he was inexplicably tolerant of him when he came to him, and even invited him to eat KFC when he did such a bad thing about himself. The feeling is that when I see him in this outfit, I feel related!

Soon, things came up, and the guy's eating appearance was miserable, and he gobled it up as if he was reincarnated as a starving ghost, for fear that others would rob him, which made Han Yifan wonder if he should stay away from him.

"Brother, you will be my brother from now on! I tell you, I once swore that if anyone invited me to a meal of KFC, he would be my brother to life and death!" the guy said as he gobbled it up.

Han Yifan smiled and didn't speak, but he was muttering in his heart, then your brother is too cheap!

"Uh, it's so enjoyable!" he snorted as he nibbled on the chicken wings in his hand, his mouth squeaking.

"Actually, many people look down on me, I know that it's like they, they are all far away from me, and even the waiter, I called them and they still want to ask you! They all look down on me!" Han Yifan heard him speak like this, but it was very strange, his voice was not different from other people's, it seemed that he didn't delay him at all when he ate.

But for what he said, I secretly thought in my heart, with your outfit, who doesn't stay away from you, then it's weird!

At the speed of the wind and clouds, the guy called so many things and he wiped them out. Then he smacked his lips and said, "It's not as good as I imagined, it's so expensive and there are so many lettuce leaves! If we eat vegetable leaves, where are we not, why do we come here to eat!" When he said this, his voice was very loud, and he didn't shy away from it at all, and almost everyone heard it.

Han Yifan hurriedly finished the last few bites of the burger in his hand, and walked out with a drink. No, it's so exciting to be with this guy, it's always the focus, I'm used to being low-key, I can't stand it......!