Extra: Sell or not sell ancestral graves
The annual college entrance examination is here, but Ye Suona didn't pay attention to it at all, he knows very well how he did in his own exam, and he is thankful for two hundred points.
It's not that his studies are so bad, it's that he was doing private work during the exam, and he only took the time to take the science and science exam.
Ye Suona's ancestor is in the business of the dead, and he is a famous family in Fugui Village, and even someone in Facai Village next door will come to him to buy goods when he dies.
Even his 80-square-meter small house has a sign of "Suona Office" hanging outside, which looks like a face-saving house.
In the countryside, it is very casual to choose a name, such as whatever you yearn for, so there are those vulgar names such as Yaozu, millions, and fortune.
And Ye Suona's family is literate, but it can't get rid of this cheesiness, because he does the dead man's business and likes musical instruments, so Ye Suona's grandfather is called Ye Erhu, and his grandfather is called Ye Zheng.
To his father, this is called Ye Pipa, and he is called Ye Suona.
As the so-called: all kinds of musical instruments, suona is the king, either ascending to heaven, or worshipping the church; thousand-year-old pipa, 10,000-year-old guzheng, a life-long erhu, and the suona is the end of the whole play.
As soon as the song sounded, the cloth was covered, and the whole village waited for the food to be served;
As soon as the coffin was lifted, the soil was buried, relatives and friends cried; firecrackers sounded, the suona was blown, the front was lifted, and the back was chased; the first time I heard it, I didn't know the meaning of the suona, and then I heard that it was a person in the coffin.
I don't hear about the outside affairs of the coffin, and I only jump to Huangquandi with my heart, and I go all the way to the Hades Palace, and I don't love the world from then on.
This passage was originally written by Ye Suona's great-grandfather, and then it was modified by his grandfather and his father to become the current words.
And now, that calligraphy and painting are still hanging on the crumbling wall, which is considered an heirloom of the Ye family.
However, the dead man's business is only Ye Suona's main business, and he also has a side business.
A month ago, he opened a "suona office" on the Internet, and posted hundreds of advertisements every day on various platforms such as Weibo, WeChat public account, QQ Kandian, etc., with the slogans he wrote himself, and also made hot comments, which attracted the attention of many people, so he opened his own WeChat public account while the iron was hot, specializing in solving things they can't solve for others, and there are really many people who come to comment, but there are still very few commissions.
His propaganda slogan is: From copying homework to digging coffins, only you dare not do it, and you can't do it without my suona.
Two days after his college entrance examination, someone finally gave a commission, and someone in a small area in the city wanted to find a lost dog and a commission of 100 yuan.
Fugui Village is a rural area outside the urban area, not a rural area in the county seat, so riding a veteran bicycle handed down from the previous generation rushed to that community in less than an hour.
But it took a day and a half to find a pet dog, so I only took the time to take the science and science exam.
As for why he gave up the exam for a hundred yuan, it was because he wouldn't go to college, and all the people who went to college in Fugui Village died on the first day of school, and after that, no one dared to go to college, saying that it was a curse.
In fact, Ye Suona doesn't believe in any curses, and Fugui Village was only admitted to university alone, but it can't be proved to be a curse if he dies in an accident.
But he was also happy to have the curse, anyway, his family was so poor that he couldn't even afford to drink water, how could he afford to go to college, and he was not interested in college.
Ye Suona's house is handed down from the ancestors, and it is dilapidated, and it may collapse at any time.
And Ye Suona's father, when Ye Suona was ten years old, because he didn't have a dead man's business to do, he went up the mountain to catch pheasants to use as food, but he never returned.
His mother went to look for it, but she also never returned, and the villagers of Fugui Village searched all over Fugui Mountain and did not find it, which can be regarded as a mysterious disappearance.
And Ye Suona continued to do the dead man's business by relying on the items piled up at home to do the dead man's business, blowing suona and selling dark coins, but he also grew up without anyone taking it.
After that, relying on the money of the national poverty alleviation policy, I went to high school, and until now, the college entrance examination list has been released.
"Knock knock!"
A fierce knock on the door sounded, almost waking up the soul of Ye Suona, who was sleeping.
He opened his eyes and looked at the wooden door, which was about to fall, but did not get up, and shouted, "Who? Knock on the door early in the morning, whether you want to entrust public or private work?" ”
Public work is naturally the main business of the dead, and private work is a side business, and they can't solve things for others.
"Hello, is it Mr. Ye Suona Ye?"
Outside the door, a man's voice sounded, quite polite and polite.
"You almost didn't knock on my door, and asked me if I was, didn't I know you!" Ye Suona scolded and went to open the door.
Being woken up early in the morning, and it doesn't seem to be a public job or a private job, which makes him a little unhappy, who hasn't gotten up yet?
Squeak –
Outside the door stood a man with a height of eight, wearing a black suit and sunglasses, who was not from the countryside at first glance.
At least Ye Suona had never seen anyone dressed in such a coercive dress in Fugui Village, so she said angrily: "What are you looking for me?"
The man in the suit and sunglasses spoke: "That's the case, I'm Du Ziteng of Dawang Real Estate......"
After saying it for a few minutes, Ye Suona understood the meaning of this person, it turned out that the real estate developer wanted to buy a piece of land, and that land belonged to Fugui Village, and now everyone else in Fugui Village has sold the land in their respective hands in that place, because it is not in Fugui Village, it is a little far away, it is useless, and it is not bad to sell it for a few dollars.
"How about Mr. Ye, the land belonging to your family is ten square meters, and our Dawang Real Estate can come up with this amount. Seeing that Ye Suona didn't speak, Du Ziteng continued to speak, and stretched out five fingers as he spoke.
Ye Suona raised her eyebrows and said, "Five hundred yuan?"
Du Ziteng showed a smug smile, and secretly said that the rural people just didn't know it, and said, "No, it's 50,000 yuan!"
In fact, the company gave him more money, because many people said that people in the countryside were old and stubborn and would not sell land, so they were ready to spend a lot of money and allocated a lot of money.
"50,000 yuan, that's a lot...... But I refuse, you can go. Ye Suona sighed, took a step back, and closed the door directly.
That piece of land is the only land of the Ye family, and it is not ordinary land, so it is impossible to sell.
Du Ziteng outside the door was a little stunned, he didn't expect Ye Suona to suddenly reverse so much, and hurriedly shouted: "Mr. Ye, if you are not satisfied, we can continue to talk, sixty thousand, no, seventy thousand, what do you think?"
Ye Suona said lightly: "The one who calls me a stomachache, if someone pays to dig up your ancestral grave, will you sell it?"
Du Ziteng was stunned for a moment, and blurted out: "Of course it's impossible, how can the ancestral grave be dug by others, and no matter how much money you give, you won't sell it." ”
Ye Suona sneered and said a word.
"That piece of land is the only cemetery of my grandfather and my grandfather!"
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