Chapter 290: Tang Hao who warded off evil spirits
According to the combat subordinates, Caixia's clone has rushed back to the Kunlun Demon Realm, and Tang Xin'er will enter Penglai Island with Lingxuan to prevent S.H.I.E.L.D. from landing from the southeast and prepare for lifting their naval blockade.
The departure time was set for tomorrow, so Tang Hao asked the deity Tang Xin'er to hurry up and visit Qin Shihuang and Qin Guangwang, after all, they also saved Tang Hao once, and some etiquette is indispensable.
The doppelganger Ruoxue successfully controlled the army of succubi and phantom demons with the help of Xue Ji, but unfortunately she didn't have a space magic weapon available, although the chest wrap given by Ning Yan also had spatial ability, but Tang Hao's magic power still couldn't be opened, otherwise she could really keep these charming stunners in captivity. However, Tang Hao is already very satisfied, these witches may be able to decide the outcome of a battle if they use it well.
After dealing with these, Tang Hao wandered around the street, at this time countless sheds had been built in the city, after all, there were not many houses available in the city, and there were still a large number of refugees who fled from other places in the city, so they had to live in simple sheds. But even so, it's much better than the stuffy bomb shelter, and more importantly, they're still alive, which makes it all less important.
However, even if there were sufficient supplies in the city, this wartime system of distribution according to demand was abolished, and in order to restore order in the city, everyone had to obtain daily necessities through their own labor, and some even set up small vendors, so that commerce began to gradually recover.
Children can buy and hang on the side of their beds so they don't have nightmares, young people can buy them to jerk off, and old people can buy them to worship as gods. Come and buy it!Xin'er Fairy Poster Limited Edition!" a man in his thirties was selling there.
His shouting naturally attracted Tang Hao's attention, since he let people jerk off with his poster. I just don't want to live anymore! But Tang Hao was quickly relieved, he had beaten other people's photos differently before. Thinking that other people's worship could increase the power of faith for himself, Tang Hao didn't care much about it.
However, Tang Hao still walked in front of the man's stall, this man was extremely athletic, but the pair of thieves and rats looked like a full profiteer, but half of his arm was gone, and it seemed that he was lost in the desperate struggle with the demons.
"Girl, do you want to buy a poster? Fairy Xin'er, it won't be too late. The man said with a smile on his face.
"I don't jerk off. Tang Hao didn't have a good breath, "I don't worship God, and I don't have trouble sleeping." ”
"Then you can also buy it and hang it on the wall to ward off evil spirits. This thing is magical. The man flickered.
"Reclamation...... "Tang Hao is about to be petrified, is he very evil-wardened?"
"Of course, Fairy Xin'er killed hundreds of demon cultivators with a single move, and the demons were terrified, so they hung in the house to ensure that all the devils retreated. The man touted, "I hung one in my shed, and when I got up in the morning to look at it, I felt refreshed, and I could have a good dream in the evening, because I used to have back pain and leg cramps." Since I hung this poster, my waist is no longer sore, my head is no longer dizzy, and my legs and feet are strong. Go up to the fifth floor in one breath and don't have to work hard. The man said nonsense.
Seeing that Tang Hao had no plans to buy it, the man pulled a woman next to him and said. "You don't believe her. ”
The woman also nodded solemnly, "I resisted when I was asked to hang at first. If you can't let me hang me, especially a young girl. First, I want to bow first, you can't let me say that Fairy Xin'er is very evil, very effective, and very calming without even worshipping. In this way, the neighbors will scold me, this kind of poster is not effective at all, and it must prove that the effect is fake. I said I was going to try it, but I tried it, I couldn't stop at all, you see my spirit, now our whole family is hanging, I can only tell you that I hung up like this, you hang up like this. ”
Tang Hao smiled bitterly, the husband and wife formed a group to come out and fool around, but it is not a marketing method, if they still have a daughter-in-law and son, it is estimated that there will be such a show.
Daughter-in-law: "Honey, what am I to you?"
Son: "Honey, I use you as my poster." ”
Daughter-in-law: "Hmm...... Am I that pretty?"
Son, "so that I can hang you on the wall as a button." ”
"Girl, do you want to buy it?" The man couldn't help but ask when he saw that Tang Hao was just looking at them and laughing.
Tang Hao shook his head, he hadn't pursued his portrait rights yet. Seeing that Tang Hao was unmoved, the man shouted to the others, "Xin'er Fairy Poster, the one that has been opened will cure all diseases!" Tang Hao also smiled dumbly, could it be that he became a cult god like this?
Tang Hao was about to leave, but he saw a boy dressed as a fat college student come over and whispered to the boss, "I heard that there are that kind of great posters here, and there are no clothes on." ”
The boss's eyes showed a shrewd look, and the thief smiled: "Yes, who do you want?"
The college student still whispered, "Is there a pillow or a doll or anything like that, that's even better." ”
The boss shook his head and said: "These posters are still printed after I have been looking for a long time, and those things can only be made when the world is restored." ”
The college student's eyes flashed with a hint of loss, but he still said, "Bring me a complete set." ”
The boss nodded, and began to rummage through the cabinets, "Fairy Xin'er, the Heavenly Demon Saintess, the Lingxuan Fairy, and the Witch Ruoxue, why is this witch Ruoxue so familiar?"
After the boss finished speaking, he looked at Tang Hao, and suddenly screamed: "Hey, I really can't recognize it when I put on my clothes!"
Tang Hao's face was bruised at this time, although as a senior otaku, he also knew that this was inevitable, but if he met someone selling his synthetic nude photos on the spot, he would definitely be angry.
Tang Hao smiled evilly, "Since you know that I am a witch, you should know my methods." Suddenly, the magic erupted, and he walked towards the two trembling and silent humans.
"Fairy, eat with a mouthful, and besides, that's not true. The boss said in a slurred.
The fat college student also smiled bitterly: "I'm a big fan of yours, and I bought it purely out of art, please don't be surprised!"
Tang Hao smiled coldly, "Give the two of you a chance, one is to burn these pornographic posters immediately, and the other is to come with me, and I will also ask someone to take some photo albums for you, and then distribute them to all corners of the city." ”
The two didn't dare to think about it, and hurriedly picked up the lighter to delete those posters, Tang Hao checked the other boxes and confirmed that there were no other posters that would be harmonized, so he clapped his hands and said to the boss: "If you weren't injured while fighting the demons, I would have really turned you into a woman." ”
Tang Hao said to the fat college student again, "Less jerk off, more go around, maybe you can find your own green onion." ”
After Tang Hao finished speaking, he walked away, trying his best to collect the power of other people's beliefs, but with the increase of his popularity, these things must be inevitable. Tang Hao sighed helplessly, and could only say to himself, "Calm, calm, it's not my naked body anyway." ”
It is said that Tang Xin'er went to the northern camp to visit Qin Shi Huang, but he refused, after all, Qin Shi Huang didn't know that Tang Xin'er was the master who entered the underground palace that time. For Qin Shi Huang, he was still extremely disgusted with the Guanghan Pavilion in the Kunlun Star Domain, even though he had a good impression of Tang Xin'er, but his dislike for the Guanghan Pavilion was enough to offset the favor of the Guanghan Pavilion.
Tang Hao could only shake his head, now was not the time to expose his physique, and Tang Hao was not a person who did not know the times, so he left the northern camp and went to the western camp.
King Qin Guang warmly received Tang Hao, and now that the King of Yin is missing, King Qin Guang has become one of the real power figures in the ghost city of Xudu, leading this ghost city of Xudu to reincarnate, distinguish good from evil, and punish severely, just like the legendary underworld.
"Last time, the Qinglin Fairy rescued hundreds of monks, and the old man wanted to make friends with the fairy, but due to the rush of the trip, he missed it with the fairy. This time, the fairy has made a great contribution to saving millions of people, and I have to say that the fairy is very different from many people in Guanghan Pavilion who can only pretend. King Qin Guang spoke very straight, and he didn't have any scruples at all because of Tang Hao's identity as the palace master of the Xinyue Palace, "If a fairy acts like this, it will inevitably provoke jealousy, Guanghan Pavilion is not a place to stay for a long time, why don't you join my ghost city in Xudu?"
Tang Hao's heart suddenly mentioned, didn't he let himself die? Tang Hao had seen the harsh punishment of the eighteenth layer of hell, and if he became a ghost, he would at least be tortured three times. (To be continued......)