Chapter 307: Kill You
Meow Tai Sui made a request to make everyone happy, and for the time being, Lu Xun was not crying and fainting in the toilet, but Yi Chunlai was already a little unable to sit still, because it was no one else who helped the crane boy threaten the five legions, it was the regiment leader, of course, the regiment leader was also the one who was threatened.
In short, it's just six words, the head of the regiment is really hard, so that his subordinates have repeatedly threatened not to say, and his head was almost pressed into the monitor, after threatening the five legions of Rohan, Yi Chunlai is like a rat crossing the street, the type that everyone shouts and beats, alas, this kind of hard work is really impossible to do!
Right now, the Imperial Concubine of Shenwu actually agreed to that kind of condition, it is a typical mess, where can Yi Chunlai still bear it, anthropomorphism still has three points of anger, the dignified head of the group has been forced so hard recently, the psychological bearing capacity has reached the limit, and he can't stand it at all, so today, Yi Chunlai is not for anything else, just for one thing, Lao Tzu wants to pick a child!
Summoning up the courage to shout out his thoughts, Yi Chunlai only felt extremely relaxed, and the depression of half a month was swept away, which was called a comfort, but then, Yi Chunlai chuckled fiercely in his heart, and hurriedly turned his eyes to the phoenix.
The crane boy sitting on the phoenix seat was obviously stunned for a moment, and then stared at Yi Chunlai with a smile!
Poor Yi Chunlai, under this gaze, he almost didn't fall, beads of sweat kept coming out of his forehead, almost breaking the pressure, Yi Chunlai almost knelt down!
Faced with such a thing as his subordinates picking on his sons, even if he was a crane boy, he couldn't help but rub his temples in distress, and then slowly stood up!
"Head Yi, you mean you don't want to do it anymore. Well, that's good, but before you do, you have to go somewhere with me so you can make the right decision!"
"Where?"
Yi Chunlai's face was full of vigilance, for this kind of request to go to a certain brother's place, as the head of the Tianya Hunter, he instinctively had a certain vigilance, many people died in this trap, Yi Chunlai had to be vigilant.
It's just that Gongzi Crane has long known that Yi Chunlai has this idea. Unhurriedly, he waved his hand lightly. The wall on the left suddenly twisted strangely, and the white wall instantly turned into a black hole, so black that it was impossible to see it clearly.
Ahh Yi Chunlai was instantly shocked. The heart immediately twitched violently a few times. Instinctively wanted to be on guard, but at this moment, Yi Chunlai only felt that his head had been smashed hard. Dizzy, everything around me was turned upside down in an instant.
When Yi Chunlai came back to his senses, the person was still in the black hole, and the Divine Dance Heavenly Concubine was next to him, just a blink of an eye, Yi Chunlai suddenly felt a light foot, and fell to the ground with a bang, embarrassed.
Such a bad landing, Yi Chunlai only had a wry smile in his heart, but he was still vigilant just now, people are not ready to give you a chance to choose, let alone give you room to resist, this style is exactly the same as Crane Gongzi, no wonder this is the Crane Child's partner, and he can only be Ma Zai.
However, if it comes, it will be safe, Yi Chun will simply be a bachelor in the end, anyway, this Shenwu Heavenly Concubine will not kill anyone, it is better to be happy, and see what people are going to do first!
With this mentality, Yi Chunlai quickly stood up, dusted off his body, and began to look at the surrounding situation with his eyes, and at this moment, Yi Chunlai was shocked!
"This, this is, he, me!" Yi Chunlai pointed to the front at a loss, his tongue completely knotted, and he couldn't even say a word.
At this time, not far in front of Yi Chunlai, a strange metal cross was erected, and a person was tied to the cross, this person was none other than the former Emperor Luohan, Emperor Taiwu!
As the head of the Tianya Hunter who was completely loyal to Emperor Taiwu, he suddenly saw that his master was not dead, but was trapped in this strange place by others, Yi Chunlai's heart had already turned over the river and the sea, and a terrible chill involuntarily appeared in his heart!
Turning his head almost mechanically, Yi Chunlai raised his head with difficulty, his facial expression had already been completely stiffened, and he barely showed a smile, but it was more ugly than crying!
"Your Highness, you, you don't want to kill people, do you!" Yi Chunlai asked with difficulty.
Seeing such an amazing secret, Yi Chunlai didn't feel that he still had a chance to live, the only thing he could hope for was to have a good time, just don't be too painful!
Asking this question, Yi Chunlai was already ready to close his eyes and wait for death, but he had already sprayed the crane boy half to death in his heart.
It's a pity that the killing didn't come, but it was the crane boy, who looked back with a smile.
"How could it be, my friend, how could you think so, although you have seen a secret that you shouldn't see, but this is what I let you see, how can I kill you!"
Yi Chunlai went from hell to heaven in an instant, and couldn't help but show a look of great joy, and said dumbfounded: "You, you really don't kill me, you won't lie to me!"
"Of course not, Captain, you are a friend of the crane, and the friend of the crane is my friend, and this seat will not do anything to a friend!" said the crane boy softly, but his eyes moved to Emperor Taiwu.
Today, this Taiwu Emperor has long lost his human form, although it can still be seen from the outline, but that miserable appearance, tsk, is really miserable!
Obviously, Yi Chunlai didn't have time to pay attention to this emperor at this time, and the head of the regiment was even more worried about his own life, but his eyes were staring at the person in front of him!
"So, what is the purpose of bringing me here?" Yi Chunlai asked seriously.
"There's no purpose, just to let you see what this seat has done, by the way, let you know how wishful thinking this idiot is, and by the way, introduce my latest invention of punishment, very interesting punishment!" Tsuru Gongzi looked back and smiled strangely, and pointed to the thread connected to Emperor Taiwu's head with interest.
"See, these wires are connected to his nervous system, and through the device here, all kinds of data can be injected into his brain, guess what, what data did I inject into His Majesty the Emperor?" Crane Gongzi turned his head with a grin.
"......" Yi Chunlai's heart suddenly burst out for no reason, his hands and feet seemed to be frozen, and it was difficult to move.
Tsuru smiled and patted him on the shoulder. Said gently: "Don't be so nervous, Captain, in fact, it's nothing, it's just a non-stop stuffing of all kinds of adult movies into his mind every day, but the amount is a bit large, and the body may have a natural reaction, but it's not a harsh punishment, really, it's not cruel at all, oh." Feel relieved. I won't use this punishment on you, I promise, really!"
"......" Yi Chunlai sat on the ground with a bang, staring at Emperor Taiwu who was tied to the cross in amazement. The whole person is not good.
What is life is better than death. The reality is in front of you. At first, Yi Chunlai thought it was an illusion, but now, Yi Chunlai is completely sure. That's definitely not an illusion, Emperor Taiwu is really masturbating too much, resulting in a pale face, not for other reasons.
It's miserable, it's so miserable, how many times did it take to become like this, Yi Chunlai didn't dare to think about it!
Crane Gongzi said with a playful face: "Oh, don't be afraid, Captain, I will never do this to you, at most, I will press your head into the monitor, really, that's all!"
“...... You!" Yi Chunlai suddenly raised his head and stared at the person in front of him dumbfounded.
"Long time no see, Captain!" said Tsuru Gongzi with a smile.
Yi Chunlai was completely panicked: "You, you, how is it possible, how can you be him, this is impossible!"
Crane Gongzi smiled and spread his hands: "What's impossible, it's just a daughter, although it's weird, but, there's no need to make a fuss!"
Yi Chunlai smiled directly, and his face smiled even more chrysanthemum-like, twisted into a ball.
"I didn't expect it,... I really didn't expect that you would have today, you bastard, hahaha, laugh at me, hahaha!" Yi Chunlai laughed without any image.
He Gongzi didn't stop it, but said lightly: "Don't worry, I will never let you be the same as this guy, so just laugh, laugh, I promise I won't do this!"
Yi Chunlai's laughter stopped abruptly, this kind of naked threat, if Yi Chunlai can't hear it anymore, he is an idiot.
For the sake of the happiness of his lower body, Yi Chunlai wisely closed his mouth and didn't dare to laugh anymore, but then remembered that the crane boy promised Meow Tai Sui, Yi Chunlai was instantly messy in the wind.
"Wait, you're a crane, for what, you have to agree to Meow Tai Sui's conditions!"
"If you don't agree to anything, anyway, if you fall for this weird spell, it's basically impossible to change back!"
Poof! Yi Chunlai almost sprayed rice.
"Besides, how can this son be a mortal, but his body has changed, what is there to be afraid of, you are obsessed with the distinction between men and women, and you are already inferior!" said Crane Gongzi calmly.
Yi Chunlai sweated, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, we are mortals, but since you are not worried, why did you arrest this person and torture him like this!"
"Because I don't like him!" replied decisively.
"Obviously I just mind, what are you pretending to be!" Yi Chunlai pursed his lips with a smile on his face, but he didn't dare to say this!
Seeing the tragic end of Emperor Taiwu, if Yi Chunlai still hits the muzzle of the gun without knowing whether he is alive or dead, then he is an idiot, but is it really okay to agree to Meow Tai Sui's request?
Imagine that if you really get married in the future, the husband and wife will have to have the same room, right, right...... Yi Chunlai fell into an inextricable brain supplement, and suddenly the whole person was not good!
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Regardless of whether there was a problem or not, Lu Xun didn't know what to say for the time being, and the cheap master turned his head and stabbed him fiercely.
Right now, Lu Xun's cultivation has reached a critical moment, in fact, after a period of hard work, he has already broken through, and now, it should be time to move towards a higher goal!
After the foundation is built, there are the two realms of Jindan and Yuanying, and after these two realms, the five realms of cultivation have been completed, and it is difficult to take another crucial step, so most cultivators are trapped in this step, but Lu Xun, a monster, obviously cannot be inferred by common sense.
Although the skill is only in the stage of rotation, but when it really starts, the cultivators within the five realms of cultivation are simply vegetables, and now that the skill has broken through again, how terrible will it be......?
PS: Well, the expected one didn't die, I believe everyone won't be surprised, but it seems to be mixed with something strange, hehe!
Regarding this kind of punishment of masturbation, it is often evil, hahaha!