035 Thin life and red face
In fact, Xue'er is not a stupid person, of course she knows that her love needs not only the understanding of Jiangshan, but also the support of the villagers. And the opening of Jiangshan's heart knot is inseparable from the persuasion of the villagers, so Xue'er must do things no matter what, not only for Jiangshan to agree, but also for the villagers to be satisfied. But how can you achieve your goal? You can't let your temperament kill all the girls in the village!
She can't kill them all, but Cher has her own unique methods. I saw that Xue'er first summoned the parents of the girls in the family to her home and told them that she wanted to recognize these girls as goddaughters, and then persuaded them that she wanted to choose a son-in-law for them. You want to be in this secluded valley, and all these people have been rescued by the country. In their eyes, this Xue'er is actually a woman in the country. Now that the women of the country want to have a relationship with them, why are they unhappy to agree?
Although Xue'er is a little younger, in this society ruled by feudal etiquette, as long as their parents decide something, how much power can those young girls have to resist? Not to mention that the object of their pursuit is so ethereal? So they have to follow Xue'er's arrangement to walk their own life path. Since the girls didn't have any opinions, of course the boys couldn't ask for it.
Now that she has obtained everyone's consent, Xue'er is naturally very fast, and in just a few days, she has found a home for all these girls of the right age. What's even more unexpected is that Xue'er even held a deadline and prize marriage competition, that is to say, if you get married within the time limit specified by Xue'er, you can get Xue'er's reward, and if you don't get married within the time limit, she will give an appropriate punishment.
Therefore, in the following time, the whole valley was full of wives and daughters, and every household wore red and green, and put up lanterns.
Of course, since the general policy has been arranged, these trivial matters are not bothered by Xue'er, and she is now thinking about how to move the hearts of the country! How can she come to the things in her heart? This scheming woman, she wants to achieve her own goals and retain her noble dignity, do you think she can do it without scheming?
What will she do? Of course, a smart woman has her own clever way, and we don't have to worry about that. But if you're bent on knowing the truth, let us ask. It turned out that Xue'er let the young people in the village get married, in addition to avoiding people from harassing Jiangshan, but also to let Jiangshan understand that he was also at the age when he should get married. And among them, since Xue'er has become the godmother of those girls, their marriage is of course indispensable to Xue'er's participation. Of course, every time Cher attends a wedding, she has to take the country with her. In addition to letting people understand their relationship, the main thing is to let Jiangshan feel the sweetness of love in this festive atmosphere.
No, it's another festive day, and another young girl is getting married. Jiang Shan was already tired of these tedious things, he just wanted to hide quietly in the secluded valley alone, practice and see the scenery. Unexpectedly, no matter how Jiang Shan discussed and pleaded, Xue'er just didn't agree, and she had to ask Jiang Shan to attend this wedding. Jiang Shan had no choice but to follow Xue'er to the groom's house.
What kind of groom official is this? After Jiang Shan arrived, he realized that he was a half-old man, who should be forty years old, and he was quite ugly. I really don't understand how this can happen in the world, but he heard that the bride is only eighteen years old, and she is the most beautiful girl in the valley? How could she willingly marry such an ugly old man? Jiang Shan's heart was full of doubts and curiosity, so he patiently found a place to sit down and wait.
The wedding went on as scheduled, and people finally waited for the sedan chair to welcome them, so several elderly women stepped forward to support the delicate bride. Jiang Shan thought to himself: "Looking at this figure, I know that Lu Dao must be a beauty, if only I could see her face!"
Jiang Shan thinks so, but others have already done so. I saw that after both men and women worshipped heaven and earth, they began to make trouble in the cave room. The men, who were usually wooden, were all mad at this time, crowding and shouting at the bride like wild beasts. Jiang Shan has seen many families do happy events, but he has never seen such a crazy move.
"What's going on?" Jiang Shan looked at Xue'er suspiciously, trying to find the answer from her. But Xue'er didn't give him an explicit explanation, but asked him to go over and see for himself.
"Ah! The owner of the village has also come to make trouble in the cave house!" "Make way for the master!" "Fat cow, you are so blessed that you can attract our master to come and see your daughter-in-law!" everyone shouted, flashing to both sides, and suddenly made way for a wide road.
Jiang Shan came to the bride very smoothly, and at this time, the bride's red hijab had already been removed, revealing her charming face. Jiang Shan didn't look at it, after this look, he felt where this girl had seen it, but he really couldn't remember it for a while, and he was stunned there.
"Kiss one!" "Kiss one!" Everyone saw Jiang Shan's stunned demeanor, and immediately laughed and laughed.
In fact, the purpose of Jiangshan was just to see this famous beauty in the whole valley, where did he ever think of really going to the cave room? When he came, everyone thought there was a good show to watch, so they made room for him. Now he was about to go back after just one glance, and everyone was willing, so they rushed forward like a tide. Jiang Shan was not angry in the laughter of everyone, so he was hugged by everyone and the bride. Unexpectedly, the bride was not shy, but kept looking at the country with affection, and her eyes were full of crystal tears.
"What's wrong with her? This is a happy day, does she have any regrets in her heart?" Jiang Shan thought in his heart and raised his hand to wipe away her tears.
For Jiang Shan, this was originally just an unintentional move, but unexpectedly it attracted the girl's crazy love. I saw her hugging Jiang Shan's neck violently and kissing Jiang Shan's face frantically. Jiang Shan immediately blushed and retreated. Everyone immediately burst into laughter, and they were willing to let go of such a happy opportunity, so they crowded forward together, bringing the two of them closer together.
Jiang Shan blushed and continued to retreat, but the girl hugged tightly, and a pair of hands were like the two tentacles of an octopus frantically demanding on Jiang Shan's body. In fact, it was the outpouring of this little daughter-in-law's love, but for Jiangshan, it was like being stung by a scorpion, and there was unspeakable discomfort all over her body.
But on this occasion, although he was unhappy in his heart, he was embarrassed to have a random seizure, so he had to choose to leave at the moment. Of course, if Jiang Shan wants to leave, these ordinary people can't stop anything.
After Jiang Shan rushed out of the new house, he ran all the way, and he kept thinking about a question: "What is that girl doing with tears in her eyes? Why is that girl so affectionate to me?"
At the end of the road, the man stopped, and finally he could no longer run, because he had already reached the lake in front of him, so he had to stop and sit down by the water. After a burst of wild running, he was already sweating, and Jiang Shan had the urge to jump into the water. It was this thought that he finally thought of the amorous bride, the girl he had picked up from the water that night, no wonder she was so familiar and so amorous? But why did she want to marry the old man? A girl of such a young age and beauty would definitely not want to. So who persecuted her?
Jiang Shan really couldn't figure it out, and he didn't allow him to think about it, because Xue'er had already come to look for him. I saw Xue'er looking at Jiang Shan with a smile and saying, "Go home! Why did our big owner become a little daughter-in-law?
Jiang Shan was worried about it at this time, where did he care about the condescension, kindness or malice? He immediately said angrily: "Who is the little daughter-in-law? You are the little daughter-in-law!"
Xue'er didn't get angry when she heard this, but still laughed and said: "Yes, I did be a little daughter-in-law, but I wasn't so shy! Who is so shy like you? I was molested by someone else's bride!"
When Jiang Shan heard this, he immediately retorted: "Who is shy? I am not shy! Who said that she molested me, it was my own volition! I am very happy!"
Xue'er saw Jiang Shan's angry appearance, and immediately continued to laugh: "You are not shy, why are you so red?"
Jiang Shan was beaten to death and he didn't want to admit that he was shy, doesn't that mean that he was afraid of women?
Xue'er heard that Jiang Shan still had sweat on his body, and she was even more convinced of her judgment, and immediately continued: "You are not tired, even your sweat is probably scared out by that woman, right?"
This time he could touch the sore spot of the country, he immediately jumped up and said loudly: "Who said that I am afraid of women, see that I dare not give them all ......"
In fact, this is what Xue'er wants, and when the time is ripe, where will she let it go?
Jiang Shan realized at this time that he had made a slip of the tongue, but it was really embarrassing to ask him to withdraw the topic he had just made, so he had to be silent and not speak at the moment.
How could Xue'er give up this opportunity to see her hands? She immediately asked, "I know that you are naturally afraid of women, or would you dare to touch me?"
Jiang Shan saw that he was forced again, and immediately affirmed his point of view: "I can't touch you, and I won't touch you in this life, please rest assured!"
Originally, Jiang Shan affirmed his point of view for the sake of Shi Niang's worries, but unexpectedly it made Xue'er angry. In fact, how did Jiang Shan understand Xue'er's feelings? He thought that Xue'er was worried that he was bullying her, but he didn't know that Xue'er was going to be with him for a hundred years? Xue'er's mind was completely incomprehensible, how could she not be angry in the face of this elm pimple?
"Why can't you touch me for anything? Am I not a woman?" asked Cher after getting angry, and no longer looked at her face.
Jiang Shan saw that Shi Niang was angry again, and immediately replied in a panic: "Shi Niang is indeed a woman, and she is the best of the best?"
When Xue'er heard Jiang Shan say this, she turned her anger into joy and asked, "Since you say that I am the best woman, why do you refuse to touch me? Do you think I'm old, or do you think I'm dirty?"
When Jiang Shan heard Shi Niang say this, he immediately explained in fear: "No, Shi Niang is at a good age, how can she be old? Besides, Shi Niang is extremely beautiful every day, where can it be dirty? I am extremely happy with Shi Niang every day!"
"Really?" asked Cher in surprise.
"Really!" Jiang Shan immediately replied emotionally.
"Then you can touch me now, I know that you don't touch their little women because you like me, right?"
When Jiang Shan heard that Shi Niang actually said such a thing, he immediately became frightened again, and said shyly: "This is absolutely impossible, I don't want to offend Shi Niang in the slightest! Please forgive me!"
Xue'er thought that Jiang Shan was embarrassed again, and immediately took the initiative to lean forward and said, "What do I forgive you? I just want you to offend me!"
Jiang Shan hurriedly retreated and said, "You are my master, you must not be between us!"
Xue'er may have really been in heat at this time, and immediately said loudly: "If I am not your teacher, then are you willing to marry me?"
Jiang Shan had never thought about this problem, and said for a while: "This...... This one...... I never thought about it!"
Xue'er still asked reluctantly: "Then you think now, I want you to answer me now!"
Jiang Shan thought silently for a while before he said again: "I think that's possible, because Shi Niang is really cute, how can I not be tempted?"
When Xue'er heard this, she was immediately overjoyed and said, "Okay! Then I'm not your teacher now, what are you waiting for?
When Jiang Shan heard that Shi Niang actually said such a thing, he immediately thought that she must be crazy, and in the face of the crazy Shi Niang, he really didn't have the slightest ability to parry, and he had to run away at the moment.