Chapter 61: One Meter Four, Two Hundred Four!
Speaking of Cecilia Cheung, it is definitely a must in the former ancient city school. As long as it can be thought of, almost all people can't help but fight a cold war.
Of course, don't get me wrong, this cold war is not the cold war between Bai Gujing and Wu Mengda in "Journey to the West", this cold war is a little scary, a little disgusting......
In short, it's a mixed bag. And none of these five flavors will feel good.
Speaking of which, when Han Yifan was young, he was really not as silky as he was when he was in college, with a woman-like melon seed face, and at that time, he didn't know that he had fascinated the hearts of many girls.
Among them, Cecilia Cheung.
At that time, everyone didn't know that there was a famous Cecilia Cheung on the earth, and they all only knew that this Cecilia Cheung was too much to avoid.
At that time, as long as Han Yifan appeared, there would always be three people around him, or one of them.
One of them is Cecilia Cheung. The second is naturally Mao Xinxin, who also has a deep love for Han Yifan. The third is Huayan, who favors Mao Xinxin.
And Cecilia Cheung's appearance always made Han Yifan shy away.
Because of her directness.
In her own words, is it wrong to like a person? There is nothing wrong with liking a person! Human life is only once, and I must devote my limited life to the infinite pursuit of happiness.
And Han Yifan is my happiness.
Cecilia Cheung's directness is different from Mao Xinxin. Compared with Mao Xinxin's quiet waiting, she is more inclined to the storm.
No matter at any time or place, as long as she found Han Yifan's traces, then she would immediately moths to the fire, no, like a big avalanche, shaking her sharp fat flesh and rushing over.
Of course, at this time, let's talk about her weight, there was such a saying in the class at that time, one meter four, two hundred and four. That's what she's talking about. Of course, this is a bit exaggerated, although Cecilia Cheung's height is almost one meter four, but the weight is definitely not two hundred and four, at most it is in her early two hundred.
Every time it was on the ground, Han Yifan would always have the illusion that the ground was shaking and an earthquake was coming.
And as long as she is caught by her vicious dog pounce, it is definitely a kind of torment, people call it a little bird and a person, what is her name? It's magnificent!
At that time, many precocious guys would secretly imagine the scene when Han Yifan's thin and petite body was pressed under Cecilia Cheung's huge body and complained of distress, and then they would undoubtedly close their eyes and secretly pray for Han Yifan.
Whenever she grabbed Han Yifan's hand, Han Yifan always had the feeling that she was a rabbit and was caught by an eagle.
Of course, at this time, you can't look at her face, because no one dares to guarantee that he will vomit immediately.
Cecilia Cheung's eyes are a little deformed, there are many cross-eyed eyes in this world, but this guy is not, her eyes are simply indescribable. Whenever she looks at someone, you always feel that she is always peeking at the person on her side, and the other eye is rolling her eyes at the sky. , although not as full of inner cows.
In the past, Han Yifan peeked at those martial arts books, and the ugliness of the people introduced on them would always be described with his nostrils facing the sky. Han Yifan always couldn't imagine what kind of strange shape it was.
However, with Cecilia Cheung, Han Yifan has a number, because although the nose of this matter cannot be called nostrils facing the sky, it is more than enough for the nostrils to face forward.
As long as you stand in front of her, you can definitely see nose hairs sticking out of her dark nostrils!
When Han Yifan watches TV, he always doubts his aesthetic views when he praises how beautiful and sexy the star Su Qi is, especially when he has those lips.
I didn't feel the beauty of Suki at all. Not to mention those sexy lips.
And Cecilia Cheung is like this, and not only is she a little warped like Su Qi, she is more inclined to Tony Leung's sausage mouth shape.
Coupled with that open, you can definitely swallow the width of a big steamed bun, and it is definitely a strange character.
If it's just these, then in this modern era where the ratio of men and women is seriously imbalanced, it is estimated that she doesn't have to hate to marry, the key is that this guy still has bad breath and fox odor, which makes people nauseous and unknowing.
Of course, there is a big man who picks her feet, so there are definitely female men who pick her feet, Cecilia Cheung, as long as she sits down, her habitual action is to lift one leg to the other, and then begin to buckle her festering stinky feet that look extremely disgusting.
Of course, many years later, when she saw the woman with the same name as herself on TV, she actually chirped and said: "It's still less feminine than me!"
As the saying goes, ugly people are more weird, and this Cecilia Cheung explains this word vividly. She will take out her small mirror from time to time, and put lipstick on her mouth that is already like a blood basin, she always has goosebumps when she speaks, and she can pull goosebumps with a semi-trailer, Lin Chiling will probably feel ashamed when she hears her speak, and goosebumps fall to the ground.
Of course, there is also her little bird who is too much to do, and the Jedi is extremely lethal.
This is why Han Yifan would tremble so violently when he heard Hua Yan talk about Cecilia Cheung.
was entangled by her, it was not as simple as being able to rely on excuses to get out of the whole body, and if he was not plucked out of his skin, he didn't want to leave.
"I heard that people have always been deeply in love with you, and now they are still infatuated, swearing poisonously, if you don't marry!" Hua Yan's words were like a knife, in Han Yifan's heart, he cut one knife at a time, and asked others while cutting, do you feel cool, do you want us to change our posture?
"By the way, Wu Chao is also here!" Hua Yan's words made Han Yifan's heart tangled to a mess, and suddenly changed to another state.
"People still miss you to this day!" Hua Yan's words sounded a little unpleasant.
Wu Chao, Wu Bo's son. Han Yifan's natural enemy. It is precisely because of Han Yifan that this guy was so angry that he almost jumped into the river and died.
Of course, Han Yifan was not beaten by him less! On the one hand, he was older than himself, and he really couldn't beat him, and on the other hand, it was also because of his father, King Wu Yan!