Chapter 162: Dare to take me three tricks

"Phew!" Tian Boguang stood up, spit out the weeds and sludge in his mouth, and patted the dust on his body.

"You fucking little ball, Ling Fox, you said my asshole is not clean, then good, can't you lick it clean for me?" Tian Boguang said angrily.

"I'll lick your sister!" Ling Hu Chong kicked Tian Boguang's crotch, and he squatted on the ground with the thing under his crotch and screamed for a long time.

"Don't worry, I retracted my strength just now, and it shouldn't be broken. Linghu Chong squatted down and smiled obscenely at Tian Boguang.

"I'll fuck you......" Tian Boguang roared with a hideous face, but he couldn't say anything when he felt the pain in his crotch in the middle of his words.

"Brother Tian, to be honest, I really admire your dedication, and you still don't forget your old profession!"

After about a quarter of an hour, Tian Boguang stood up tremblingly, but because of Ling Hu Chong's feet, he was afraid that his place would not be able to do anything for at least ten days and half a month!

"You fucking little ball......" Tian Boguang was still about to scold, and when he saw Ling Hu Chong raise his foot again and aim at his crotch, he decisively stopped.

Linghu Chong said: "Say, what are you doing in Huashan, won't it be as simple as scolding me and letting me kick twice, right?"

"Do you think Lao Tzu wants to come to your fucking place where birds don't shit? Lao Tzu was asked by Master Yilin to come down the mountain to meet her to relieve the pain of lovesickness!" Tian Boguang thumped his legs and said with a complaining face.

Ling Hu Chong said lightly: "Correct the three mistakes you said, first, there is nothing in Huashan is a lot of bird all over the mountains; second, the master is the master, you should not bully the master to change his title at a young age; third, you are here by order, not by entrustment." ”

"How do you know...... Ahh

Tian Boguang didn't think much of the first two sentences, and wanted to say "You pulled the". It wasn't until he heard the third sentence that his face changed dramatically.

"Shhhhh

Ling Hu Chong's words made Detian Boguang stunned as if he had been struck by lightning, and only after a while did he ask, "How did you see it?"

Ling Hu Chong pointed to a big tree not far away, and chuckled: "Everyone has already followed, wouldn't I be a fool if I can't guess something?"

"Hahahaha, I deserve to be the future son-in-law of the monk who is not a monk, and my knowledge is really extraordinary!"

With a loud voice, a bald fat monk jumped down from the tree and rushed towards Linghu with a smile on his face.

Ling Hu Chong smiled: "Since Your Excellency has already come. Why do you want this Tian brother to be abused here?"

The monk smiled: "Hahaha, the ancestor must have the pomp of the ancestor, this kid is my daughter's apprentice, that is, my apprentice, it is not a matter of course to let the apprentice do something for the ancestor." ”

"Besides, you are my future son-in-law, that is, the husband of this kid's master, what's the big deal about hitting him twice?"

Tian Boguang said angrily: "Great monk, Lao Tzu's martial arts are not as good as yours, this Lao Tzu admits it! Even if I try my best, I will be entangled with you to the end!"

The monk grinned and said: "The young people nowadays are not small, do it, don't mention you, don't mention you!"

Ling Hu Chong smiled: "Tian Boguang is a despicable and shameless lewd thief. Why should the master be like him, I think, it's better to treat him as a fart, give him the antidote and let him go. The province has polluted the master's eyeballs, hasn't it?"

Tian Boguang said loudly: "Ling Hu Chong, I know you want to save me, but if you are so spineless and begging for mercy, it is better to kill me with a knife!"

Ling Hu Chong still smiled: "No hurry, no hurry. If you promise to be my little brother and run errands for me, I can consider saving you. ”

"Ling Hu Chong, what you said is inevitably too arrogant, do you think that I am a vegetarian if I don't quit?"

"Nonsense, monks can still eat meat if they don't eat vegetarians!" Ling Hu Chong deliberately sneered.

"You guessed right, if I don't take the precepts, I don't keep any precepts, so what, do you have any opinions?" said the non-precepting monk

Road.

Ling Hu Chong listened to the movement in the courtyard of the Huashan Sect intentionally or unintentionally, at this moment, almost everyone was practicing in the martial arts field, and no one cared about this remote corner at all, so there was no need to worry that there would be junior brothers and sisters who would suddenly come out and cause unnecessary trouble!

The monk said: "I think we are talking nonsense, today I came to you to ask you to become a monk and marry my daughter!"

Linghu Chong straightened his hair and said, "How is that good......? Belch...... I don't want to cut my hair!"

"That's not up to you!" the unquit monk shouted, waving his palm at Linghu Chong.

Linghu Chong was on one side of his body, avoiding the palm of the unprecepted monk, and when he was about to retreat to the side, the latter's palm pulled Linghu Chong back in the air!

"Bird Dragon Gong?!"

Ling Hu Chong was taken aback, he didn't expect that the non-quitting monk would even practice this kind of kung fu! You know, this set of kung fu is a magic skill that he has coveted for a long time, and in his impression, only Xiao Feng and the undisciplined monk can learn it! I didn't expect that the unprecepted monk who is not good-looking will also make it!

Seeing that he was about to fall into the palm of the unquit monk, Ling Hu Chong didn't have time to think about it, and he slapped it hard......

"Bump!"

With a sound, Ling Hu Chong's figure flew upside down like a cannonball, and after breaking a small tree, he spat out a mouthful of blood with a "wow"!

Although Hu Chong had some idea of the internal strength of the non-precept monk, he didn't expect him to be so strong!

After a short period of contact, Hu Chong could determine that the internal strength of the non-precepting monk was still above Lao Yue, and even ...... I am afraid that it is already the pinnacle of the realm!

"Hey, I didn't collect my strength just now, if I cripple my future son-in-law, what will Yilin do?!" the monk slapped his bald head with his big hand, and muttered to himself with a little annoyance.

Ling Hu Chong slowly stood up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his hand, and looked at the unquit monk in front of him with a solemn gaze.

"Hehe, but your internal strength is really good, you can still stand up again after resisting my palm! Well, you are qualified to be my son-in-law for this alone!"

Ling Hu Chong smiled and said, "Don't keep talking about this sentence, have I promised you? Moreover, Little Senior Sister Yilin is willing to say it back, so you'd better not talk nonsense and ruin your daughter's reputation!"

The monk laughed and said, "You kid, my own daughter's mind will not be seen by Lao Tzu? What kind of bullshit in the world is all fucking bullshit! As long as my daughter is happy, what do you care about those things?"

"If you refuse to follow me down the mountain to see my daughter, I will burn this place down with a fire, and make your Huashan faction become a no-one faction!"

Linghu Chong said: "So, do you have to take me down the mountain?"

The monk smiled and said: "Of course, you don't want the monk and me to bully the small, as long as you can catch my three moves, I will roll down the mountain by myself and never bother, if you can't catch my three moves, then you have to obediently follow me down the mountain to marry my daughter......!