Harold said happily, "Nice to meet you! It's a lively place, with bombs and gunfire everywhere." The Americans were the first to join in the fun, followed by the Europeans and Australians. I tell you, Kandahar is even more lively these days, so why don't we go together tomorrow morning?"

Isaac looked at Zhu Xuanlong and the three girls with expectant eyes, and also invited: "Yes, let's go together, if you go, we can also make a special report for you." At that time, it is full of pictures and texts, which are both vivid and have a real storyline. How good it is that you have fame and we have profit!"

Tanda also put down the drink cup that he had just put to his lips, and he said excitedly, "yes, good idea." Actually, it's okay not to do a special report, how lively it is for everyone to go together! I just have four sets of bulletproof vests in the car, so I'm safe. As a joke, if we all get reimbursed by the bomb together, we don't happen to be lonely, and we can travel to another world together......, right? Ha Lu Ha .........!"

Everyone laughed together.

Zhu Xianlong smiled and politely declined: "Thank you for your kindness! We don't have time to join in this excitement." To tell the truth, it's okay for a few of us men to make up for the excitement here, how can we let this group of treasures go? To be honest, we were passing through here, and after dinner, we had to rush to Saudi Arabia to find someone. ”

Zhu Xianlong put down the cake, took a sip of black tea, and continued: "We want to take a super shortcut, play by the way, and experience the tension here." So I chose the way to find people while playing. Alas, it's too chaotic and dangerous. It's not fun. Cannonballs seem to be rubbish stuff that doesn't cost money, and I really regret it. ”

Harold nodded, "Oh, that's right." However, it is also a rare thing for a person to experience the scene of war and gunpowder in his life, and it is also a special travel experience. I don't think there's a need to blame myself, travel, it's just to go with the flow. It is logical to experience the cruel war scenes and the turbulent atmosphere of a country, which has a special meaning of life and death, so that there is an unforgettable aftertaste. ”

Harold threw the leftover chicken leg bones under the table and continued: "Maybe here, along the way, you may have pessimistic and sad moods, and maybe because you are in the midst of life and death under the shadow of war, then only in this way can you truly appreciate the thrill of escaping from the tiger's mouth." Just think about it, how funny it is. I like this way to travel and find people, it is very attractive. ”

The waiter who ordered Zhu Xianlong was already on the table. Mengzidie, Buneda Imida, and Mujitana Gerla immediately began to eat. According to local folklore. Women such as Mengzidie should set up another table, but the war and the lack of vacant seats are available. So that's all it can be.

Zhu Xianlong smiled and said, "Harold, Isaac, and Mr. Tanda, I specially ordered three more servings of roast mutton, sauerkraut cucumber and boiled fish, and the three of you can also eat together, are you welcome." ”

Harold glanced at everyone and said with a smile on his face, "Thank you, thank you! I would like to take the liberty of asking if you two are Koreans or Japanese? These two should be Saudis and Pakistanis, right?"

Zhu Xianlong hurriedly introduced: "Oh, this Miss Dream next to me and I are Chinese, and the other two are sworn sisters. This one is an Omani from the Persian Gulf, but her home is Armenia, and her name is Bunaida Imida, and this one is a Pakistani named Mujtana Gera. ”

Harold nodded and pursed his lips and smiled, "Oh......! It's really interesting to have two foreign sisters who are in the same way, good, good! Different customs can go together, it's really interesting, so it's easy to produce some wonderful stories! Actually, I also have a foreign black sister who worships in Uganda, Africa, and is purely Karamoja. ”

He looked left and right, and then said mysteriously: "When I went to interview, there was a disturbance, and the alien sent her whole family to heaven, so miserable! I rescued her, and she was seriously injured at that time. In desperation, I took care of her for most of the year. After more than half a year, she was able to take care of her own life, and I left her temporarily. My sister couldn't do without my help, and every two or three months I had to bring some money or food to live on for her. We've known each other for more than six years, hehe, what a snap of a finger!"

Zhu Xuanlong's eyes widened while eating, and he exclaimed: "Mr. Harold, you are really a kind and kind person! I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart, and I appreciate you for being a person with a bodhisattva-like heart to help the suffering." ”

Isaac shook his head, he smiled and said to Zhu Xuanlong: "Mr. Zhu Xuanlong, do you believe him? Hehe, he is a kind person, yes, but put a double quotation mark." The relationship between him and his so-called black sister is not ordinary, and now they eat and live together, even ignoring his wife. However, it can be said that he can't be blamed for all these things, but that girl must have a few children for him. ”

He looked at Harold's expression and continued with a smile, "They now have seven children. Now, his so-called sister is pregnant again. Mr. Zhu, it should be said that Harold is an outstanding talent of the new generation of reproduction life. Now it's not an exaggeration to put double quotation marks, right?"

Zhu Xianlong nodded, and said suspiciously: "Can you have seven children in six years?" ”

Isaac hurriedly explained, "Oh, I forgot to introduce it, the fourth and fifth years they knew each other were twins, a total of three boys and four girls. ”

Zhu Xianlong said happily: "Congratulations! We Chinese have a saying called 'more sons and more blessings.'" Let me ask you one more question, since you have worshiped my sister, why don't you take her to all parts of the world where she died? Let her know the landscape of this earthly world, all kinds of people, all kinds of folk customs, why do you just stay at home and make children? This is not like the style of a war correspondent. ”

Harold smiled wryly, "You can't blame me entirely for this. I don't want to go anywhere as a black girl, she just knows how to dance nude in front of me. The nation itself is taboo to wear clothes, and wearing clothes is an unlucky thing in the local area. In fact, I have often inspired and enlightened her: Wearing clothes is a very important symbol and basic condition of human civilization, and it is also the basic norm for integrating into the big family of the world, and it is the most necessary feeling and etiquette to take care of all the peoples in the world. ”

Harold took a sip of his drink. Sighed and said, "But she couldn't figure it out." Stick to the tradition of this folklore. Now think about it. I can't let her run around the world naked, right? In addition, while she was injured, I paid two old women to wash her body and get her food, but who knew that those women would not do it after three days. I had no choice but to help wash it. ”

Harold lit a cigar and continued, "When she recovered, she had to have a baby as a memorial, and I agreed to her request." Wait until the child is born. We found that the child was very good-looking, and we were naturally very happy. Later, she forced me to give birth, so I have the current result. ”

Harold choked on the cigar and coughed for a while, and then he laughed loudly: "I really didn't expect that this life would be a tool for making children, hehe.........! Actually, what excites me even more is that my wife in the UK has also figured it out. I went to Uganda last month to take care of my children. Hehehe...... Haha.........ha

Zhu Xianlong stretched out his thumb and said, "I really envy you! Two wives, one black and one white, are very artistic, and there are a large group of children, you are really blessed, hehe.........!"

Mengzidie pursed her lips and glanced at Zhu Xuanlong, and said coldly: "If you are envious, you will go? I will send you with my two younger sisters." However, you will only be sent to the foreign area inhabited by the Karamojas. Since the Karamojas are unclothed, my two good sisters and I don't want to go into the village bare-bottomed. ”

Mengzidie glared at Zhu Xianlong again, and then said: "The people there are dark, but the body should be slender and slender, and the stout should be stout. If you go, it will be your real paradise on earth, am I right? Gu said that Africa can also take a dozen wives, and then you will have more children. ”

Harold's eyes widened and he agreed, "Miss Dream is right, the people of Karamoja think that wearing clothes is an inauspicious act and will invite disaster. When I went there, I had to go and follow the customs of the country naked. In addition, I suddenly remembered that there is a "Viagra tree (Omuboro)" in Uganda, which is scientifically known as West African cherry orange. It is loved by Ugandans due to its aphrodisiac properties. ”

The more Harold spoke, the more excited he became, the cigar ash suddenly fell into his shoes, he burned and shivered, hurriedly took off his shoes and poured out the cigar ashes, and then, he said with a taste: "Some people are obsessed with this tree all day long after eating, because this tree is like a natural Viagra." Due to its great medicinal properties, there are many people who cut it locally. ”

Harold took a sharp puff of his cigar, swallowed the smoke into his stomach, and continued, "To tell you the truth, there are about twenty plants in the backyard of my sister's house, so there is enough for us to eat. Hehe, hehe...... Brother Zhu Xianlong would like to go with me? Let me tell you, my sister knows a lot of black girls, and it will not be a problem to introduce you to a few. ”

Harold said mysteriously, "In the future, you can also have more children like me, and our two families can be neighbors forever, how wonderful! I will send you a few more viagra trees to eat, and you will live like a fairy every day." I had long thought about settling in Africa, because it was easier to get in touch with nature and embrace it. ”

Harold took another puff of smoke and spit into the air, and as the smoke of the cigar billowed out, he then relished: "In my opinion, the present civilization of mankind is first of all a kind of shackle of clothing, and there are even more shackles of thought. In short, rules and regulations such as laws, moral norms, public order, etc., have long bound our hands and feet, and we must live a normal life. ”

Zhu Xianlong glanced at the people eating at the table with the peripheral vision of his eyes, and found that the girls were all eating with their heads down. So he said his heart with confidence, and he said in a low voice: "I, I really want to go, I want to set up a school there, but first I have to finish the things in hand, and then it's not too late to think about it." ”

Mengzidie glared at Zhu Xianlong and said mockingly: "In the environment of black smoke and miasma, what are you talking about running a school? I'm afraid that running a school is fake, and marrying a few wives is true, right? It seems that you just want to bypass this topic with good deeds." Knowing that Lu Dao is almost a primitive area, bare-ass people who haven't yet opened their minds, and people who haven't even understood their own language. What can you teach?"

Meng Zidie glanced at several reporters with a stern gaze, and then rebuked Zhu Xianlong: "Besides, you don't see how many innocent girls are here? There are two underage sisters here? Although Mujitana Gerla will turn eighteen in a few days, there is always something wrong with discussing sex here, right? The folklore of Buneda Imida does not allow you to talk nonsense here." You guys, you don't pay attention to the impact at all, and you still talk about poverty alleviation and running schools?"

Harold blamed himself and said apologetically, "Yes." Many things in the world are under the guise of good intentions, but behind the scenes, they are engaged in another set of things, opening the door to convenience for themselves. It's like the men of those machismo countries, who seem to be very pure on the outside, but in their bones they restrict the freedom of women, wrapping them around scarves and wearing robes. But what about men? Marrying several wives, being free, and doing that all day except for the basic six working hours, isn't that a donkey outside the light?"

Meng Zidie said coldly: "Look at you, you are also a war reporter of the British World Morning Post, why don't you have a serious topic? You should be responsible for your words and deeds, set a good example for the world, and guide and train the people of the world to be more profound." Do you understand that sex is a part of life? But not all. ”

Mengzidie paused, she glared at Harold with both eyes, and accused: "Every country has different conditions. If everyone puts sex on their lips, even in the first place in their lives, will the entire world still be able to progress? How far have the British and Americans become civilized? It is not difficult to see indecent scenes of men and women bare in the sun on the beaches of various countries. ”

Mengzidie threw the bread in her hand on the table and said angrily: "In the war, there are also indecent and dirty acts, treating prisoners of war as livestock! Please, what is civilization? What is the public morality of the world? In the future, you men can only talk about this kind of indecent topic in private." You don't want to think that there are people from five countries sitting in front of this small table, and your words and words should have an international impact.

Harold covered his face with his hands and hurriedly blamed himself, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" Miss Dream was right. I have changed my doctrine, and I think that what Mr. Zhu Xianlong said about building a school just now is the first thing I should do. I think we can start with painting, dance, and music. I'm telling the truth, Miss Dream. You, believe in my sincerity. ”

After Zhu Xianlong was accused by Meng Zidie just now, he secretly smirked for a while, and now, he blurted out insincerely: "It seems that the words are not clear." When the business at hand is done, I immediately start the matter of the African martial arts school. In addition, I want to set up a poverty alleviation foundation so that the local people can live a normal life. ”

Zhu Xuanlong glanced at Mengzidie's expression, and he cautiously continued: "When the time comes, I think, how about we all join hands to run the school first? When the school there is more civilized and colorful, then invite Miss Mengzidie to be the instructor of the school." Because, Miss Mengzidie's behavior is very suitable for this position. When the time comes, you can also be a teacher of the world's folk customs and modern dance in the school. ”

Harold stood up and exclaimed, "Okay! (To be continued......)

PS: With the development of the storyline, ——— let people walk into this touching story of warm love, friendship, and integration in the world, and of course, the moving and wonderful martial arts are also shown in it. Thanks: Xian Yi, Xue Lingzhi, Qinghe Biliu, Hongchen Da Vulgar, Tang Shenshen, Phantom Yishui, Jun Zhu Yezi, Yang Xunjun, Chen Zhong, Shujian Yixiao, Vyan, Pretty Girl 007, Hans2006, Accompaniment, Ren Yijie, Rose * Lover, Murong Qingyang, Maomao, Mo Luoman, etc.