Chapter 498: You Didn't Say That Just Now
After a stalemate for three seconds, Deadpool weakly let go of Zhen Hao, and collapsed on the ground lying on the ground and sobbed quietly.
"Woo woo ~ Brother Zhen Hao, you moved me so much, I must tell Erhua girl what you have done, let him know that you are a peerless good man with noble character!"
Stiff!
Zhen Hao's body suddenly stiffened, and his footsteps towards Deadpool also stopped, his face turned away from Deadpool, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Ten seconds later, Zhen Hao closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and when he opened them again, he was already smiling.
Turning his head back, Zhen Hao helped Deadpool up from the ground: "Wade, after you said this, I suddenly felt really tired just now, this girl is better for you." β
"Huh......? Isn't that good?"
He said no, but he was honest in his hands.
As soon as the words fell, Deadpool had already stood up from the ground, made enough leadership style, and patted Zhen Hao on the shoulder cordially: "Then you can rest assured, I will definitely obey this dead woman!"
Zhen Hao tugged at the corners of his mouth, and forced an embarrassed but polite smile.
Drawing out his two knives and stepping forward quickly, Deadpool looked like a ruffian, and whistled at the convex and backward death girl: "Hey, beauty, that old guy Stryker is dead, why don't you give up the darkness and join my team directly?" Relying on your small appearance and figure, I am confident that I will shoot you a [Wolverine] independent movie within a year, and I will ensure that you will be popular all over the world after three years!"
Dead Woman: "......"
What is he talking about?
"Wade, don't waste your tongue, you know, she's been hypnotized by Stryker, so she can't listen to anything but Stryker's orders, she just wants to dismantle the two of us right now. Zhen Hao said.
Deadpool shook his head, "I know she's hypnotized, but I don't believe she won't listen to what I say." β
"So what?"
"So?" Deadpool chuckled, took a deep breath, and said quickly to Death, "You have fat on your belly, wrinkles at the corners of your eyes, powder on your face, and your face and neck are not the same color......"
Dead Woman: "???"
Zhen Hao: "......"
, Xiu'er!
The death woman who was controlled by hypnosis had no self-meaning, but after listening to these words, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then her face began to struggle.
After struggling for a moment, she did not break free from being hypnotized, but still lifted a little seal in extreme anger.
Angry and screaming on the spot, he rushed towards Deadpool.
"Look! I'll just say she can listen......"
"Puff~!"
Before Deadpool's pride began, he was stabbed directly from the chin by the sharp claws of Death's fingertips to Tianlinggai.
"Oh~Shet!"
With a scolding of rage, Deadpool raised his foot and kicked Death Girl in the chest, and pulled away.
Shaking his dizzy head, Deadpool saw clearly where he kicked after regaining his clarity, and quickly waved his hand and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...... I'm not going to kick it small, am I? Or is there a chance it will sag?"
"Ahh~!"
Deathgirl screamed frantically, her claws waving into a silvery phantom, bewildering Deadpool's gaze and heading straight for his chest.
Deadpool took a deep breath, squinted slightly, raised his knife to block Death's claws, and then saw an opportunity to pounce Deathgirl to the ground.
Then, Deadpool screamed and used a trick to lock Jin Jian for seven days, locking the dead girl.
"Hey, hey, cutie, you can't escape the palm of Uncle Deadpool's hand. β
The scene couldn't bear to look at directly, Zhen Hao didn't dare to look at it again, he was afraid that he couldn't help but shoot Deadpool's dog head.
"Roar~Ahββββhh
Deathgirl screams and struggles to break free from Deadpool, but to no avail.
Because of the little seal that was lifted, the dead woman at this time had a clear feeling of shame and anger.
In the midst of a fruitless struggle, she looked at Deadpool's close head, and suddenly tilted her head back to the limit, and then slammed it on Deadpool's head.
"Bang~!"
The physical strength of the Dead Girl is about the same as that of Deadpool, so the first time, both of them were bleeding from their heads.
But by the time the impact reached the skeletal level, Dead Woman's Edelman alloy skull showed its power and protected her brain.
In comparison, Deadpool was much more miserable, his skull suddenly sunken and cracked, his brain almost turned into a mess under the concussion, and his limbs suddenly slid off the body of the dead girl weakly.
The suppressive force on her body disappeared, and Deathgirl pushed Deadpool away with her backhand, and then another one rolled over and rode on Deadpool's body.
"Ahββββh
Her claws were like piledrivers, as if tireless, mechanically moving in and out of Deadpool's chest, and soon became a blur.
βHelp meοΌβ
Deadpool weakly stretched out his left hand towards Zhen Hao and sent a distress signal.
"Oh, I'm so tired, my legs are so sore, I'm afraid I'll need to rest for half an hour to recover. Zhen Hao clasped his hands to his chest and screamed with a gloating face.
He didn't mean anything else, he just wanted Deadpool to have a long memory, and there were some people he couldn't afford to mess with.
Just this guy, he dared to use Niu Erhua to pressure him, and if he didn't teach him a lesson, he didn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye had.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the more comfortable I was when I watched this scene, Zhen Hao turned out a cigar and lit it, showing silkiness between the clouds and the mist.
"Damn~!"
Deadpool was very unhappy with a dark face, looked up at the dead girl who was digging his heart against him, let go of the little bit of caution that wanted to eat tofu, and stabbed her shoulder with two knives.
"Ahβββh
The intense pain hit, and the dead woman let out a painful scream, staggered to her feet, and directly pulled out the long knife hanging from her shoulder.
Holding the long knife, the Dead Woman's eyes glared at Deadpool, and moments later, the claws swung and sliced the long knife into six pieces.
"Hey, my knife is very expensive, you have to lose money!"
Holding the other remaining long knife in his right hand and pointing at Death, Deadpool's heart almost twisted.
The Dead Woman didn't say anything, and rushed forward to Deadpool again.
Double claws against single knives, because of material problems, Deadpool does not dare to hit hard, and every time it is parryed.
It doesn't matter if you can't stop it, you're still a hero after rolling up on the spot.
"Beauty, I see that you don't have a place to hide money on you, and you definitely don't have the money to compensate me for a long knife, so why don't I suffer a loss, how about you make me a personal secretary for free for two years?"
Death didn't react when she heard this, but she screamed louder, speeding up the frequency of her claws' attacks, and her desire to kill Deadpool was even higher.
"Bang~!"
After being blocked more than ten times, Death Girl suddenly changed her moves, and suddenly cut the long knife in Deadpool's hand into a dagger.
Deadpool blinked, looked at the apple in his hand, and then looked at the ten slender claws of the Dead Girl, decisively threw the knife handle, and ran away.
As he ran, he yelled, "Damn, you ruined my two knives, and you did it for four years...... No, you'll have to work as a personal secretary for six years to pay off your debts!"
Death's feminine chest hurt, and she opened her long legs and followed closely behind, looking like she would not stop if she didn't hack Deadpool to death.
Deadpool suddenly let out a strange scream, quickened his pace, and began to circle around the training exercise and the Death Girl.
For a while, because of Deadpool's sand sculpture attributes, the bloody battle turned into a play house where you chased me.
Zhen Hao stood aside and looked straight at it.
This sand sculpture thing forcibly distorted the painting style of the frost goddess!
"Slightly~ Come and chase me, catch me and I'll let you hehehe!"
After chasing for a while, Deadpool's nature did not change, he lifted his hood and made a grimace at the Dead Girl, and then when she was about to catch up, he hurriedly turned the Dead Girl with his flexible position show.
After that, he walked on the verge of death several times, but he was still alive and well, and he became more and more bold.
At the corner of the cultivation tank, he opened the distance between him and the dead woman, and jumped directly onto the cultivation tank.
And the painting style has changed abruptly, and the dead woman whose frost attribute has been infected into a sand sculpture is still unaware of this, and is still spinning around the cultivation tank with her head stuffy.
Deadpool laughed silently on the cultivation tank, and occasionally sneaked a look at Deathgirl's skull from behind.
Looking at the cute appearance of the dead girl who couldn't find the murderer after being sneak attacked, he suddenly smiled even happier.
Sao, waves, cheap, it's just excessive!
Zhen Hao couldn't stand it anymore, so he secretly separated a divine thought, and directly pushed him down from the cultivation tank at the moment when Deadpool attacked Death Girl again.
"Puff~!"
Deadpool falls to the ground with his feet in the air.
Looking at the dead woman whose eyes were gradually cold, the smile on his face suddenly stopped.
"What, you listen to my explanation, misunderstanding, this is a beautiful misunderstanding, what is there to say, let's sit down and talk slowly, girls are not good at being rough. Deadpool smirked and forced an explanation, slowly backing away with force.
Death tugged at the corners of her mouth, smiled hideously, leaned over and grabbed Deadpool's feet and neck, and lifted him up.
Seeing this, Deadpool pulled out Shamo's Eagle from his waist.
"Bang~Bang~Bang~"
He fired six bullets in an instant, and all of them were greeted by the dead woman.
"Ahβββh
The intense pain provoked Deathpool's ferocity, and the claws of one hand were clasped around Deadpool's ankle, and the other hand frantically beckoned to Deadpool's body.
"Oh ~ Shet, you crazy woman, don't go any further!"
"I, Wade, swear here, if you dare to go on, I'll ...... OKOK, I believe you, please don't do this!"
"Ahβββ Zhen Hao's good brother help, little Wade's life is in danger, you can't be an uncle without saving him!"
Deadpool panicked, screaming and screaming, everyone was scared and cried, and obvious tear stains appeared on their heads.
Zhen Hao plucked out his ears and said lightly: "If you want me to save you, call me 'Zhen Hao's father' three times." β
"Hey, man, you're too much, anyway, I'm your captain too, you ......"
"Then what else is there to say?" Zhen Hao buttoned his fingernails and shrugged his shoulders: "Then I can only wish you good luck." β
"Don't be like this, it's okay...... Hiss~!"
Halfway through his words, Deadpool's eyes widened and he gasped, and the pain was even more intense, and he realized that one of his good brothers had left him completely.
In an instant, Deadpool's heart was like stagnant water, his face was unevenly lit and dark, and tears soaked through his hood and dripped onto the floor.
"Goodbye, this beautiful world. β
Deadpool holds the last bullet left in his head and pulls the trigger with a thud and follows Wade Jr.
The dead woman is stunned, can there still be this kind of operation?
With another wave of her claws, she made a few holes in Deadpool's body, and seeing that Deadpool still didn't react, Deathpool finally confirmed that the slut was really dead.
Only...... Such a simple death?
The dead woman blinked and her eyes widened, looking a little helpless and unwilling.
This slut died too cheaply!
However, everyone is dead, what can you do if you are unwilling at this time.
"Qiang Qiang~!"
Throwing away Deadpool's corpse, Death Girl rubbed her claws and looked at another targetβββ Zhen Hao.
β...... I suggest you wait a little longer, because he will be resurrected soon. Zhen Hao pointed to the corpse of Deadpool on the ground and sold him cleanly.
Death Girl glanced at Deadpool's corpse, and then looked at Zhen Hao with anger.
These two goals are more than the other, the first teases her, and the second directly treats her as a fool.
Can a person be resurrected after a moment of death?
When is she really stupid?
The more the dead woman thought about it, the more angry she became, her claws rubbed and sputtered out of the sparks, and she strode towards Zhen Hao.
"Well, since you must fight me, ma'am, then I will do my best to satisfy you. β
Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders and followed the big stride to meet him.
"Whoosh~!"
The claws broke through the air, and Zhen Hao dodged the claw blow of the dead woman sideways, and quickly advanced with his right hand, slashing at her skull with one hand.
"Boom~!"
A huge force that was enough to crush the death girl many times struck, and the death girl's little head fell rapidly in an instant, hitting a half-head-deep pothole on the ground.
Dizzy and swollen, her brain buzzed, and the dead woman staggered to get up.
However, at this time, Zhen Hao's second wave of offensive had come.
"Boom~!"
It was still the same pothole, and the whole head of the dead woman was embedded below the level of the floor.
"Boom~!boom~!"
One, two, three...... I don't know how many punches I made, and when Zhen Hao stopped, the whole head of the dead woman sank into the ground, and even her upper body was cocked.
"It's really hard. Zhen Hao frowned and muttered.
Although he only used the strength to hit children, the Edman alloy was still strong and round, which was really beyond his expectations.
"Sting~"
The claws rubbed against the ground, and Death's hands struggled unconsciously to pull herself out of the ground.
Seeing this, Zhen Hao raised his eyebrows and said: "Turtle and turtle, you can move if you are beaten like a bear, and you are a proper martial arts wizard." β
After speaking, Zhen Hao sighed and shook his head: "It's a pity that you haven't met the old beggar who sold you the martial arts cheats for ten yuan, so you met the Huoyun Evil God in advance." β
Death: ??? what is this guy twittering next to me?
"Boom~!" a strange voice came, and Deadpool, who was slamming into the street not far away, staggered up from the ground with his skull patted his skull.
"Uh~ah, what happened, why does my head hurt so much?"
After the familiar opening line, the downtime brain kicks in, and Deadpool suddenly remembers what he had been through before he hit the streets.
His hands trembled, and he scooped a handful into his crotch.
No!
Deadpool was panicked at the time, and tears were about to fall.
After a while, he stabilized and comforted himself: Don't panic, Wade, don't panic, this kind of thing is not unexperienced, I haven't touched little Wade because of carelessness before, and this time it must be the same!
Excited, Deadpool lifted a slit in his tights, and he could see clearly through the light that came through the holes in the tights......
Or nothing!
"Boom~!"
There was a thunder in his mind, Deadpool cried on the spot, threw himself on the ground and hugged Zhen Hao's feet and neck and didn't let go: "Woo woo ~ Zhen Hao, little Wade is gone, and the brother who has been with me for 18 years is gone!"
"Man, wake up, you've been talking about at least eighteen years. Zhen Hao said.
Deadpool shook his head and said with a crying voice, "No, I'm only eighteen!"
That's not what the Canadian's profile says. Zhen Hao said.
"I have nothing to do with him, I killed everyone else. Deadpool got up from the ground and argued.
Zhen Hao pursed his lips and pulled out the dead woman whose head was stuck in the ground: "Okay, even if you say that, you are at least eleven years old, and this is still counted from when you first appeared." β
"Brother, you're stupid, I'm just a comic character, I won't get old, I just need to go back and change myself to eighteen years old in that sand sculpture cartoonist's draft, I'm eighteen years old. Deadpool followed Zhen Hao's side.
Zhen Hao: "......"
What else does this say?
When he tells the truth, Deadpool plays a scoundrel with him.
When he reasoned, Deadpool still played rogue with him.
Well, when he starts reasoning based on Deadpool's scoundrel, Deadpool talks to him about the setting again.
There's nothing more to say!
Zhen Hao suddenly made a move, suppressing Deadpool's head with one hand, and pulling out Xiao Shasha with the other hand, pressing against his skull: "Say it yourself, how old are you now." β
"OKOK, twenty-nine years old, let's go...... OMG, what is this!"
Deadpool's eyes widened as he looked at the blur of flesh and blood directly below his big face, and the faint Eldman alloy skeleton looming underneath the blur, his big hand through the hood, covering his mouth wide open in shock.
Zhen Hao sent Deadpool away, put away Xiao Shasha, and didn't speak.
Deadpool didn't mind, squatting beside the Death Girl, shaking his brain with a look of pity: "Wow, look at this poor beauty, Zhen Hao, you are so ruthless, such a beautiful face is not pity at all, ruthless man." β
"Pitiful?" Zhen Hao glanced at Deadpool's unspeakable concealment and sneered: "You didn't say that when she killed Little Wade with her own hands just now. β
Deadpool suddenly struck a spirit, and his face resurfaced like ashes, curled up in the shadows and hugged himself.