Chapter 114: Egg Pain Farce

"Old bastard, if you don't give it again, I'm really anxious with you!"

"I won't give it, I won't give it, what do you do with me, hum!"

The white-bearded old man was angry, grabbed his beard, and stared at Lan Daoer fiercely: "You, if you don't give it again, I'll pull your beard!"

"If you're right, I'll come too!" said Randall.

The two old men were each screaming at each other, and neither dared to let go of the other, just like two children, which was extremely funny.

You must know that they are all people who are respected as masters by the world, who would have thought that the two of them would make such a fuss.

Just as the two were fighting, Pei Guangguang was late, followed by another person, seeing the two elders fighting like this, both of them were shocked and hurriedly stepped forward.

"Don't fight, don't fight, teacher, don't fight!" Pei Guangguang and the two shouted, immediately wanting to pull the two apart.

"Get out of here!"

The two old men roared almost in unison, and their fierce eyes directly frightened Pei Guangguang and the others not to step forward, without the students in the way, the two old men continued to make trouble, you pull your beard, I grabbed my hair, it was like two shrews fighting, they screamed and didn't say anything, and even rolled all over the ground, which was very funny.

Pei Guangguang, who was yelled back, could only shake his head helplessly when he saw the two of them fighting like this, in fact, this is not the first time that this kind of thing has happened, the second elder often fights like this, and he doesn't know what Lu Dao is for.

What's even more helpless is that others can't persuade them, so they can only be tired of fighting.

In such a situation, Pei Guangguang and the two glanced at each other, and their eyes were helpless, so they had to retreat to the side and stare dryly. But at this time, Lu Xun, who had just been sent out of the city, walked in again, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but think about it.

Didn't Lan Daoer give a brocade box, this thing looks like a hot potato, and Lu Xun was solid palpitating when he grabbed it in his hand, it happened that Pei Guangguang was here, and when would he wait if he didn't throw it to him quickly.

Lu Xun immediately walked over, patted Pei Guangguang's shoulder, and stuffed the brocade box into his arms: "Hey, your teacher's things, put them away, see you later!" said Lu Xun and quickly escaped.

"What?" Pei Guangguang was suddenly frightened, and the brocade box in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

The two murderous gazes shot towards Pei Guangguang almost at the same time, there was no doubt that the gaze was that of the two old men, and at this moment, the two elders yelled almost at the same time.

"Don't take it yet!"

"Give it to me!"

Gollum, facing the fierce eyes, Pei Guangguang swallowed his saliva fiercely, at this moment, he seemed to be possessed by gods and Buddhas, and his cultivation advanced by leaps and bounds, with a crisp burst, Pei Guangguang ran away, ignoring the brocade box on the ground.

As for the other person, he almost followed Pei Guangguang and ran fast, the two of them ran even faster than Lu Xun, and in a blink of an eye, they had already surpassed Lu Xun, which was even faster than flying.

Lu Xun, who was running with her legs, was stunned, and hurriedly sped up, and suddenly, Lu Xun noticed that there was a yin wind behind her head, and when she looked closely, the brocade box actually flew over again.

Lu Xun was shocked: "My mother, why is the ghost not gone!"

Without waiting for Lu Xun to dodge, Lan Daoer threatened fiercely: "Little girl, hurry up and get it for me, otherwise your Borneo jade will be gone!"

With a strong threat, Lu Xun immediately stopped, and the brocade box fell into her arms again, at this moment Lu Xun was simply full of cows, what else could he do now?

Hey, let's take the brocade box and slip away! Lu Xun immediately pulled out his legs and ran, although he didn't know what was inside the road, but looking at Lan Daoer's momentum, I was afraid that he would not give it to the old man on the other side, if it was taken away, I was afraid that Bora Yuzhen would be gone, for the sake of his life, it was more realistic to escape with something.

Let's escape, Lu Xun ran outside helplessly, behind her, the two old men seemed to have a real fire, Lan Daoer actually took his hoe and smashed it with such a hoe, and the other one was also not to be outdone, and he tried his best to greet him with some obscene tricks.

Ping Pong, the second elder, you pull me to, the mouth is endless, the people around them are scattered in a hurry when they see this, and in a blink of an eye, there is no one in the huge place, and the strange thing is that even the doorman ran away.

Lu Xun was naturally trying his best to escape, but those two old men cultivated extremely high, and although they beat you back and forth, they always followed Lu Xun closely behind and chased after him.

"Little girl, you stand for me, leave the brocade box, and I'll give you a hundred amethyst!"

"Don't listen to him, unless you don't want Brahma!"

"Hmph, isn't it a Bo Luo Yu, I, Li Xuanbing, will definitely help you get it, as long as you keep the brocade box!"

"Cut, it's just you, it's strange that you have this ability, the Borneo jade is from Xilanda Province, if you can get it surnamed Li, I will cut off your head and use it as a stool for you!"

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The second elder, you say a word to me, you come and I fight happily, and I have been fighting until the outside of the city, Lu Xun rushed all the way in front, but he fled out of breath, which made Lu Xun bitter, it turned out that he was looking forward to the two of them quickly separating the winner and loser, and now, it seems that even if they fight for a hundred and eighty years, they will not be able to distinguish the winner and loser!

Really helpless, Lu Xun simply stopped, stood on the spot and threw the brocade box on the ground, and scolded: "I said, you two old bastards, Wang Balamb, God damn it, in the end, it's not over, I'm tired if you're not tired, hey, let me take a breath first!" Lu Xun said and took a hard breath.

After fighting all the way, the two old men looked at Lu Xun in a daze, and even stopped, maybe they didn't expect Lu Xun to dare to scold the two of them, so they were a little stunned for a while.

Lu Xun didn't give the two of them a chance to speak at all, and pointed at the two of them arrogantly: "You, you, you, just you, Lan Lao!"

"Well, I!" Randall pointed to himself in confusion.

Lu Xun hated iron and said: "Nonsense, just you, Lan Lao, I didn't say you, just called all the way over, you obviously have nine chances to cut off that bastard, why don't you start!"

The white-bearded old man blew his beard and glared at him, and said angrily: "Hey, little girl, you dare to scold me for being a bastard Wang Bazi, do you know who I am!"

"Who do I care about you!" Lu Xun directly shook him with a roll of his eyes, and scolded unceremoniously again: "If you are not a bastard, then good, let me ask you, when you were fighting just now, you obviously had the opportunity to make Lan Lao lack arms and legs, what are you doing for Lu, what are you doing, playing with me, I tell you, I really won't do it, take the things!" Lu Xun said and kicked the brocade box away and fell into the grass.

Anyway, Lu Xun is fed up with these two old guys, and he has no intention of continuing to mess with these two old guys, but he is also single.

When the white-bearded old man saw that the brocade box was kicked away, he suddenly became anxious, picked up his sleeves and stepped forward: "Hey, little girl, what does it matter to you how we fight, and also, what are you doing when you kick the box, I don't know if it is valuable, what should I do if the kick is broken!"

"What should I do if the kick is broken!!" Lu Xun smiled: "What do I care about what you do, does it have anything to do with me?"

"Hey, you!" the white-bearded old man's face flushed angrily.

Lu Xun didn't give him a chance to speak at all, and said unceremoniously: "What are you, I didn't say you two, obviously I didn't hurt each other's hearts!"

"Who said that!" The two objected almost in unison, the synchronization rate was simply off the charts, if there was no basis for this, Lu Xun would not believe it if he killed him.

There is almost no guessing in such a situation, the two must have been good friends at one time, and they fell out for some strange reason, so it became like this.

What is the reason, this is completely difficult for Lu Xun, there is a time seal in his hand, plus the Wuji Divine Calculation, this kind of thing is not a problem at all, Lu Xun immediately carried the Wuji Divine Calculation, and the time seal was immediately launched, and the contradictions between the two in the past were presented in front of Lu Xun's eyes almost instantly.

As the picture continued to flash, Lu Xun laughed again, judging from the past seen by Time Print, the contradiction between these two old guys is quite interesting, it turned out that this white-bearded man helped Lan Doer's daughter elope, but the two old men fell out, which made people speechless.

Helping a friend's daughter elope, it's a shame that this old man did it!

Lu Xun was speechless, and said with a wry smile: "I said uncle, you are too inauthentic, you actually did that kind of thing, no wonder Lan Lao looks at you unpleasantly." ”

"......" Li Xuanbing was confused, and suddenly looked unhappy: "What did I do!"

"Okay, good, good, you didn't do anything, Lan Lao, he said he didn't do anything!" Lu Xun playfully turned his gaze to Lan Daoer, and the meaning couldn't be clearer.

Lan Daoer suddenly exploded, gritted his teeth and waited for the other party: "Li Xuanbing, you still have the face to say, if it weren't for you, how could my daughter elope with that bastard Zhang Xiaofan." ”

"Hey, can you blame me, you don't know what to do, your daughter has been a child for a long time, and she even knelt down and begged me that day, what can I do, oh, can I watch you beat the mandarin duck!" Li Xuanbing poured bitter water with a bitter face.

Lan Daoer was directly stunned when he heard this, and said in disbelief: "How is it possible, how can my daughter be pregnant with a child, how can I not know the way!"

"You know what a fart, I personally took the pulse, and there can be mistakes!" Li Xuanbing glanced fiercely.

"Ouch, why didn't you say it earlier!" Lan Dole slapped his thigh fiercely, his face full of remorse.

Li Xuanbing was happy this time, and said with disdain on his face: "Old man Lan, you have to speak with your conscience, when did you hear me speak like today, and when did I want to say that you didn't give me a hoe directly, but you said it?"

"Alright, well, I'm at fault, but you can't elope for them!" said Randall grumblingly.

"Cut, don't elope, can you agree!" Li Xuanbing asked rhetorically.

"Nonsense, of course I don't agree, Zhang Xiaofan's bastard counts as a green onion, there is no sincerity, how can I agree!" Lan Dale replied as a matter of course.

Li Xuanbing was suddenly unhappy again, and said angrily: "Hey, old man Lan, where did I say that Xiaofan is not sincere? Isn't he very good, I think it's at least much stronger than the one you fancie!"

"Ha, just the way he looks stunned, he can be stronger than the world-shattering Mirage Cloud Duyu Wenzong!" Lan Daoer's face was full of disdain.

"Is this?" Li Xuanbing hesitated completely this time.

Yu Wenzong is talented and famous all over the world, and he was a genius who was not born in Mirage at the beginning, and today, his status is even more respected;

No matter how protective Li Xuanbing is, he can't say that Zhang Xiaofan is better in this regard.

It's just that these words are in Lu Xun's ears, but they are not the same thing at all, that day, the people of Mirage Yundu were in the Qingyun Sword Sect, and they personally called Zhang Xiaofan Zuojia Hades, if the two are the same person, Lu Xun didn't believe that Zuojia Hades really couldn't compare to Mirage Yundu Yuwenzong, at least in terms of cultivation, it was impossible to compare.

But he couldn't say this, Lu Xun could only say tactfully: "Lan Lao, it's not right for you to say that, since your daughter likes it, what can others do!"

Li Xuanbing immediately echoed: "That's it, that's it, you're still a little girl, you're reasonable, not like an old guy!"

"The surname is Li, where am I unreasonable, am I not afraid that Xuan'er will suffer, besides, how do I know that the children of Lu Dao are pregnant!" Lan Daoer's face was full of grievances.

At this time, Lu Xun hurriedly came up to play a round: "Two, I see, don't make trouble, no matter how much trouble you make, there will be no result, why bother!"

"Ha, is this, look at him!" Li Xuanbing put his hands behind his back nonchalantly.

Lan Daoer became angry when he saw him like this, and immediately became angry, and immediately turned around: "Little girl, do you still want Borneoyu?"

"Yes!" Lu Xun blurted out, the stupid didn't want it.

"I don't want to keep up!" Randall was even more like he had eaten explosives, and his anger was terrifying.

"Oh!" Lu Xun hurriedly followed, and glanced at Li Xuanbing gloating before leaving, and said in his heart that he really pretended not to end well, and they were all reconciled, but now, hehehe!

But this is nothing to do with Lu Xun, she has done her best to be benevolent, who can be blamed if someone pretends to be forced, anyway, Lu Xun only needs her Bo Luo Yu, and she doesn't want to care about anything else!

As for Old Man Li, hehe, he can only stretch out his hand to blow the cold wind!