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When he arrived at Cheng's Mansion, Diao Xiaosi found that there were really a lot of people coming, so he waited for him to come to the banquet.

Qin Qiong, Cheng Yanjin, You Junda, Shi Danai...... All of them are old brothers from Wagangzhai, and the iron brothers who fought together with themselves in Liyangcang last year gathered together. Of course, the old way of bullnose must be excepted.

All the generals present were military generals, and everyone didn't pay so much attention to it, drinking wine in big bowls and eating meat in large pieces, and no one would mind if they were happy and opened their voices and howled a few times to cause a bunch of ridicule.

Cheng Yanjin was drunk, so he had to wrestle his wrist with Diao Xiaosi, and said that if he lost, he would crawl three laps on the ground to learn how to bark, and Xu Maogong and Qin Qiong couldn't pull it next to him.

Don't look at this group of people having a good time now, in fact, everyone knows that the decisive battle between Kaichun and Wang Shichong is imminent. The bloody battlefield is shrouded in horse leather, and since ancient times, the general is like a red face, and he is not allowed to see a white head in the world. Who can guarantee that at this time next year, he will still be able to sit in the hall and accompany his comrades-in-arms to drink and wrestle his wrists?

Fortunately, they are all people who are used to licking blood from the knife edge, and no one really cares about this, but they can't wait to try the big war in the coming year.

During the banquet, Mrs. Cheng took her baby son out, Diao Xiaosi grabbed it and hugged him into his arms and looked at it intently, it is worthy of Cheng Biting Jin's species, and his father is as ugly as ever, the same shocking world and the same sky falling.

He picked up all the nice words and praised Cheng Tieniu a few words, so happy that Lao Cheng and his wife couldn't keep their mouths together.

The people next to him coaxed together, asking Diao Xiaosi to recognize Cheng Tieniu as his godson, otherwise he would be able to marry a baby.

Pinching Cheng Tieniu's little face, Diao Xiaosi felt cold from his bones. If you agree to it, don't say that the child's mother will work hard with herself, and even the girl who hasn't even written a few words will definitely cut off the father-daughter relationship with him when she grows up. In short, the head can be broken and bleeding can be flowed, and the doll can not be kissed.

He was thinking about how to prevaricate this matter, and suddenly there was a very strange feeling in the spiritual platform.

Inexplicably, as if he was drunk, the noisy voices and figures around him became farther and farther away from him and became more and more blurred, as if coming from another unrelated world.

Diao Xiaosi was startled, and was about to run the Heavenly Star Array to protect his body and guard the spiritual platform, when he unexpectedly heard a baby's pink voice say in his ear: "Your mother, what do you look at, what do you pinch, does this great immortal look ugly?"

Diao Xiaosi was startled, and hurriedly looked down, and saw that the doll in his arms opened his dark eyes wide, staring at himself directly, and his eyes revealed a fierceness and profundity that were not matched with the baby.

"Boom!" Diao Xiaosi's mind let out a roar for no reason, and an indescribable strange taste rose from the physical and mental tremors, and he looked at Cheng Tieniu blankly and said: "No wonder people say that they only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals, it turns out that even if they have a bird's face, they are a hundred times more handsome than Gui Daxian." ”

"Fart!" Cheng Tieniu's black face turned red, his little eyebrows rose up vigorously, and he scolded: "You kid has eyes without beads, dare to say that this great immortal is ugly? I am one of the top ten beautiful men recognized by the heavenly realm!"

"Well, as far as you look black, you do look like a briquette. Dude, I didn't want to break your confidence. However, your self-feeling is too good, and the long pain is better than the short pain, and the facts speak louder than words. I've got a mirror here, and you can take care of it yourself. ”

Diao Xiaosi's thoughts moved slightly, and he sacrificed a thousand empty mirrors, facing Cheng Tieniu's unparalleled face.

Cheng Tieniu stared at it for a long time, the expression on his face was first stunned, then puzzled, and then became unbelievable, and then turned into monstrous anger, gritted his teeth and said: "Zhao Gongming, you bastard communiqué personal vendetta, deliberately reincarnated Lao Tzu into an ugly ghost, I'm not done with you!"

"I know that your young heart is devastated at this moment, and it is bound to leave a shadow that will not be erased for a lifetime. But you have to understand that there are very few people in the world who are as handsome and beautiful as me, after all, but they are not sought. ”

Diao Xiaosi put away the big thousand empty mirrors, and said with sympathy: "Confucius said that the son of a person is judged by appearance, and he also said that the sea water cannot be measured, and the real person cannot be looked at...... Dude, you have to hold on, be an ugly bastard who is not crippled - go your own way and let others vomit. I will morally bless you and stand in solidarity with you!"

"Confucius said that the sea water cannot be measured, and real people cannot be disguised?" Cheng Tieniu was stunned, too much messy information poured in, even the brains of the gods seemed insufficient, and he didn't figure out why others vomited when he walked for a while?

"Didn't Confucius say that? That's Lao Tzu. I said, Gui Daxian, why don't you feel comfortable enjoying happiness in the sky, why did you go to Lao Cheng's house to pretend to be your grandson?"

"Your mother's genius pretends to be a grandson! Do you think this great immortal is willing? Didn't you just let the old bald donkey go away with Lao Tzu's carelessness? As a result, they had to ask this great immortal to go down to earth and completely suppress the old bald donkey, so that the merit could be fully returned to the heavenly realm. ”

"The old thief of Jinding is not dead?!" Diao Xiaosi was taken aback, and he no longer had the heart to laugh at Cheng Tieniu, and asked urgently: "But that day I clearly saw that he and your incarnation died together." ”

Cheng Tieniu snorted and said, "Are you an immortal or am I an immortal, do you know or do I know?"

Diao Xiaosi rarely did not retort, felt a chill rise in his spine, and asked, "Then can you sense the whereabouts of the old thief's bald man? He won't be hiding in Chang'an City, right?"

Cheng Tieniu said angrily: "How do I know where he is hiding? If he knew the way, he would have killed him with a hammer and killed him early, and patted his ass back to the sky." ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Aren't you an immortal?"

Cheng Tieniu said: "Who told you that immortals must know everything? That old thief's bald cultivation has reached the realm of not touching cause and effect and covering the heavens. If he tried to hide, he might not be able to find it in another thousand years. ”

"Then why don't you go to him quickly, what kind of milk do you come here to drink and mix with what day?"

"The old bald donkey hates you to the core, and sooner or later he will come back to settle accounts with you. So as long as you keep an eye on you, Ben Daxian won't worry about not being able to catch him. ”

"Fart, what are you immortals doing, you can't even deal with a monk. ”

The face of the doll in her arms showed some embarrassment, and she stretched out her chubby little hand to scratch her sparse head and said, "Don't worry, how can I also be a Da Luo Jin Immortal." As soon as he shows up this time, he can't escape. ”

Diao Xiaosi glanced around and asked, "Will they hear our conversation?"

"This great immortal has the means to reach the sky, how can you ordinary people know the way? See the string of collars hanging around my neck? You take it off and put it away, in case you meet the old bald donkey, shake the bell on the collar and enter a trace of spiritual consciousness into it, and this great immortal will come to the horse. ”

Diao Xiaosi secretly took off the collar around Cheng Tieniu's neck and stuffed it into his arms, thought about it and asked, "How far can this sense?"

"There is absolutely no problem within three or five thousand miles. ”

When Diao Xiaosi heard this, he secretly made up his mind that when he got home later, he would take a map and measure it with a ruler, and he wouldn't run outside the circle even if he was killed. God knows where the old thief is hiding in a dark corner and sneering at himself.

His heart suddenly moved, and he asked, "Then do you know where Princess Ludao's little ladyskin is?"

"Who's the princess?"

"Niang Xipi, I don't know if you ask three questions, the gods are confused about you, it's better to buy a piece of tofu and knock it down. ”

Cheng Tieniu snorted twice in Diao Xiaosi's arms, Diao Xiaosi suddenly felt a tingling pain in his head, and subconsciously lifted the Heavenly Star Array, and the silver light around his body suddenly flooded like a sea.

The stinging feeling was fleeting, and Cheng Tieniu smiled disdainfully: "Your mother, you dare to love you and you have a woman who can't catch up." ”

"Did you just slip into Lao Tzu's brain?"

"It's just a little trick to carve insects...... Oh, what are you doing, let go!"

Diao Xiaosi did not hesitate to put his hand into the clothes package and twisted Cheng Tieniu's tender little buttocks, and said viciously: "You actually dare to spy on Lao Tzu's privacy? ”

Cheng Tieniu's facial features were twisted by him, and he whimpered: "Do you want to know where that girl is?"

"If you have something to say, let it go!"

"According to my heavenly calculations, there is a chance that more than eighty percent of her is hiding in the virtual realm of the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum, one and a half of them may go to Luoyang, and half of them are negligible. ”

"Qin Emperor's Mausoleum Realm?" Diao Xiaosi let go of his claws and asked, "The range is too big, you can help me calculate the specific location." ”

"I can't figure it out, unless you can find one of her things for Ben Daisen, such as the token she gave you. ”

"What's so hard about that?"

However, Diao Xiaosi touched his body for a long time, and only took out a crumpled piece of paper after the last time, and asked, "Does this thing count?"

Cheng Tieniu's small eyes glanced at what was written on it, and said with a smile: "Count, who said that the breakup letter is not a token?"

"Believe it or not, your little cock immediately broke up with you?"

"Well, the person you are looking for must be in the Qin Emperor Mausoleum Realm. But that place is a little weird, and Ben Daxian's heavenly machine operation has been greatly disturbed, and he can't give a specific location. However, I have a hunch that you will have a bloody disaster in the near future...... Well, and jail time. ”

"Dead immortals, dare to curse Lao Tzu despite all the nonsense, believe it or not, I will accept you as a son-in-law?" "No need, your mother is too vicious, the dog bites Lu Dongbin......"

Diao Xiaosi listened to Cheng Tieniu's angry curse, and suddenly felt that the fluctuation of the surrounding space was rapidly weakening, and he seemed to be getting out of a water droplet, and everything returned to normal in an instant.

The little doll in her arms was still asleep with her eyelids drooping, with an innocent and sweet smile on the corner of her mouth.

Lao Cheng and You Junda are still arguing about whether Cheng Tieniu has one or two spins on the top of his head. Xu Maogong mysteriously used chopsticks to pose with a figure that the ghost couldn't understand, Qin Qiong was talking with Mrs. Cheng with a smile, there were many people who drank and ate meat present, everything was so natural, except for Nan Ke's dream just now.