Chapter 714: The Tao is Different, You Are Still My Mother (Part I)
"Karaa!" With only four hammers, the clouds and rain of Wushan were completely shattered and collapsed for thousands of miles.
Under the traction of the qi machine, Bi Wuxie's seven orifices were bleeding and his expression was terrifying, and his whole body cracked open with finger-thick holes, spurting out rich vitality.
"I curse you!" he hissed in exasperation, spitting out a strange note from his lips.
"Palace Master be careful, he is casting a witch spell!" Pang Qingyuan reminded loudly, after all, the Palace Master of Mending Heaven has been gone for three thousand years, and everyone has no idea how high his cultivation is now. If you are not careful, you will be plotted by Bi Wuxie's demonic witch spell, and it will be worth the loss.
"The curse is useful, why do you want a killer?" The Heaven Replenishing Palace Lord still pursed the corners of his lips disapplausively, very unhappy that he had not been able to smash the walnut hard shell within three hammers.
So when the fifth hammer fell, she added a little more strength and kindly gave some Taoism.
Bi Wuxie still didn't move, not giving the Lord of the Heavenly Palace a chance to shoot him with the Houyi Divine Bow.
He forcibly pressed the injury to urge the divine skill, and the horizontal end of his hands was a nine-curved blue falling staff to parry, but he still did not forget to throw a string of witch spells at the same time.
Surprisingly, the spell he cast was like a mud cow entering the sea, and it didn't do any damage to his opponent. All the power of the curse was pulled by an inexplicable force, and after a little twisting, it rolled back!
Now it's lively, the ears can hear "bang, bang, bang" all kinds of messy sounds, the already embarrassed Bi Wuxie was struck by lightning, roasted by fire, frozen, bitten by insects, vomiting up and down, eyes rolling, ghosts crying wolves and rolling urine, suddenly turned into a toad, suddenly became a dangkang, all the curses were fulfilled on his body.
"When!" struck the hammer with a thunderous momentum, smashed the Jiuqu Biluo staff like an earthworm, and flew out of his hand.
Bi Wuxie's arms "clicked" and he staggered backwards, and shouted in horror: "Huiguang Treasure Method, when did you cultivate the Huiguang Treasure Method?"
Obviously, his heart was full of horror, but because he was entangled by witch spells, his grief and sorrow broke his liver and intestines, like a little woman crying, and the scene was indescribably strange and terrifying.
"Newly learned while sleeping. The Lord of the Heavenly Palace picked up the hammer and unceremoniously smashed it on Bi Wuxie's head, "It's boring, it's always the same thing to turn over and over, don't you know how to come up with some new tricks?"
"Khoo!" the hammer smashed down on Bi Wuxie's erected arms, making a golden stone sound.
Bi Wuxie's arms shattered and roared in pain, that is, he was someone else, who had already been killed alive by the witch spell he had issued.
But the Lord of the Heaven Replenishment Palace still didn't intend to let him go, and hitting the hammer back to the wind and dancing willow was another heavy blow.
This time, Bi Wuxie's strength and will to resist even the slightest bit of resistance collapsed, and he was hit in the chest by a hammer, blasting out a big hole.
However, his Biwu body is extremely strong, and he still won't die with such a thunderous blow.
The master of the Heavenly Palace shook the "bang bang bang" again with three hammers, and poor Bi Wuxie had no intact place on his body, and the terrible roar made people's scalps tingle.
The Heaven Mending Palace Master held the hammer, looked at Bi Wuxie and asked softly, "Can you escape now?"
Bi Wuxie's whole person almost turned into a puddle of mud, and he snorted and gasped: "I, I ......"
"Can't escape?" the Lord of the Heavenly Palace said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll help you." β
"Woo-" The hammer swept in, sending Bi Wuxie flying out of the air like an autumn wind sweeping away leaves.
Bi Wuxie's body couldn't help but fly faster than lightning into the depths of the dark sky, and in an instant, it was hundreds of feet away.
The Lord of the Heaven Replenishing Palace put aside the hammer with a smile, held the bow in his right hand and led the string in his left hand, and a beam of golden-red light suddenly lit up in the middle of the bow that protruded forward like a bird's beak, and quickly condensed into a divine arrow.
At the moment when Bi Wuxie's figure was about to fly to the highest point, the Heaven Replenishing Palace Lord released the bowstring.
"Huh!" The arrow left the ****, and the surrounding void shrank unbelievably, which was a sign that the full vitality was almost emptied by the arrow.
Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened, trying to see the trajectory of the arrow. However, what was puzzling was that his eyes could clearly see the arrow flying, but he was never able to touch its qi.
Huo Ran, he understood, it turned out that what he saw was only the afterimage left by the divine arrow when it slashed through the dark sky, and the real arrow had already pierced through Bi Wuxie's body in the moment it was shot.
"Ahh
"Oh my mother!" Diao Xiaosi slowly eased up and sighed sincerely.
This arrow is not earth-shattering, let alone the slightest flash, but it is simply shot with a straight arrow.
However, Diao Xiaosi knows the Dao, it has surpassed the peak of the Dao that he knows, and has been sublimated into the Dao on the Dao and the Dao without the Dao.
But Bi Wuxie had already been beaten to the point of dying and had no ability to parry, and it was really a bit of a fuss and extravagant waste to shoot him with such an arrow, and the only use might be to satisfy the shooter.
This kind of satisfaction that is obviously full of evil taste, I hope it will never fall on my head, otherwise what will the little fourth master talk about in the future, what kind of pursuit will he talk about, and what kind of happy life will he have?
As soon as he thought of this, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but exclaim again: "My mother-"
Inadvertently, he suddenly found that his mother was looking at him very gently with a smile on her face.
I don't know what to do, Diao Xiaosi immediately felt cold, and faintly felt that a big disaster was coming.
"Scream, keep screamingβI like to hear you call your mother, lest I forget that I have a son. β
The voice of the Lord of the Heaven Replenishing Palace was as gentle as water, as if it was full of maternal brilliance of love, but unfortunately, Diao Xiaosi's feeling at the moment was creepy. He subconsciously leaned closer to Long Cangli, and Long Cangli's voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Maybe you really forgot, I can remind you that when you and the palace master met last time, you said a total of nine sentences, six of which were related to the three chapters of the covenant." β
"Chapter 3 of the Law?" Diao Xiaosi snorted suddenly, and finally remembered, as if the first rule was that he was not allowed to call his mother.
But...... Lao Tzu was obviously just expressing her feelings just now, and she didn't really call her mother? She likes to be amorous, how can she rely on my head?!
Diao Xiaosi wanted to cry without tears, thinking of the tragic situation of Fang Cai Bi Wuxie, he even had the heart to die.
In a hurry, he had an idea, suddenly turned over and hugged Long Cangli, slapped his vest vigorously and shouted: "My mother, I'm scared to death!"
"Woo-" A ball of thunder light fell from the sky and poured into Diao Xiaosi's body with lightning speed.
In the next moment, I heard a series of muffled sounds of "bang" in his body, as if someone was setting off firecrackers during the New Year.
Looking at Diao Xiaosi convulsions all over his body, his hands and dances, his scorched black hair stood up like an exploding hedgehog, his ears and nose were bubbling out, and his tongue was spit out of his mouth, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Article 2 of the third chapter of the covenant prohibits the mention of the word 'father' in front of her. β
Long Cangli looked at Diao Xiaosi, who had just been struck by thunder, without pity, and explained the reason why he was beaten.
Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes, looked up at his mother who was playing with Hou Yi's bow in love, and wailed: "Niang Xipi, is she unreasonable?"
"Boom!" another ball of thunder poured in mercilessly, and this time Diao Xiaosi was directly knocked to the ground.
His face was buried in the soil, and his body was thumping with firecrackers, and the pain was so painful that his seven orifices were smoking, and his soul was not possessed, and he heard Long Cangli unwittingly announcing the reason for his beating: "Article 1 of the third chapter of the covenant is not allowed to mention any words about 'mother'. β
"You-" Diao Xiaosi was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but fortunately, he reacted quickly and swallowed back the word "Mom" that was about to blurt out at the last moment.
He finally understood why Long Cangli took him to see the Lord of the Heavenly Palace last time, why he only let him say nine words and dragged him out, it turned out that he didn't want to destroy his mother's glorious image in his son's mind.
But how can there be such a strange mother in the world?! Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but burst into tears, saying that he should treat his comrades like spring, not to mention that Lao Tzu is still her son, and he will die as soon as he speaks......
Understood, it turns out that this is the spring thunder!
All along, Diao Xiaosi has secretly hidden an unknown little secret in his heart-
He has fantasized about the appearance of his father and mother countless times, looking forward to the scene when he meets them, and even thinks that even if his father is a gambler, it doesn't matter if his mother is a ****, as long as the family is reunited.
However, no matter how he used his amazing imagination, he never imagined that he would have such a high-grade and interesting mother.
At this time, I vaguely heard the Heavenly Palace Lord say: "Long Cangli, you stay and deal with the rest of the matter, and I will go first." β
"Wait!" Diao Xiaosi suddenly raised his head from the dirt pit and shouted.
Almost in no particular order, Pang Qingyuan, who had always been silent, suddenly shouted: "Palace Master!"
The Lord of the Heaven Replenishing Palace frowned and said, "What's the matter?"
Pang Qingyuan's expression withered, and the recurrence of his old injuries was even worse due to the battle, and his skin was glowing with a strange blue color, if it weren't for the cultivation of the Nine Turns Golden Immortal, it would have been wiped out long ago.
He used his divine skills to forcibly seal the injuries in his body, and knelt down to the palace master of the mending heaven with the ancient meaning cangji sword in his hand: "Please send the palace master down!"
The Lord of the Heaven Replenishing Palace was displeased and said, "Are you annoyed, how big is it, you won't solve it yourself?"
Pang Qingyuan's body shook slightly, and he said calmly: "Thank you Palace Master for making it complete!" After saying that, he raised the Guyi Cangji Sword and resolutely thrust it into his chest with his backhand.
"Bang!" A thunderbolt fell, blasting the Ancient Meaning Cangji Sword in Pang Qingyuan's hand away.
Without saying a word, the Lord of the Heaven Replenishing Palace waved his hand and sprinkled a puff of cyan spiritual dew, which fell on Pang Qingyuan's body bit by bit.
Pang Qingyuan's body suddenly "snorted" and smoked, and all wounds were rapidly healing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and those rotten skin and flesh, immortal veins and bones, and even the five internal organs were rejuvenated with infinite vitality under the nourishment of the spiritual dew, and the effect was far greater than that of the Yunji Spiritual Spring.
"One hundred thousand years of Zhong Ling Qingshi Milk?!" Pang Qingyuan looked at the Heaven Replenishing Palace Master in disbelief, and his voice couldn't help but tremble slightly: "Torture the old slave!"
The Lord of the Heavenly Palace put Pang Qingyuan aside and ignored him, turned his face to Diao Xiaosi and asked, "What other questions do you have?" β