Chapter 88: Wonderful Lu Fei!
The more Lu Fei said, the more Han Yifan felt that he might be able to get words out of his mouth, and it was likely that all the weirdness in his body could be answered from his mouth.
"I really don't know what you're talking about!" Han Yifan said. "I don't know how to let you go, I can't get out myself now!"
"Fart! You think Lao Tzu is an idiot, aren't you? Tell you, when Lao Tzu met your master and the old horseman, you still don't know if Lu Dao has become a little tadpole? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu...... "Lu Fei originally wanted to say, since you like to pretend to be B, do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu directly beat you into B?
But considering that his skills are not as good as others now, he is no longer what he used to be, so after shouting to the worst, he has become a fragment!
Han Yifan put Tang Weiwei in the corner of the wall and hugged a person, even if she was a beauty, no matter how wonderful she felt to the touch, she was tired of holding it!
Tang Weiwei was already a little sane, but her eyes were foggy, and she didn't know what she was talking about.
"Tang Weiwei, you're fine!" Han Yifan approached her and asked.
"Woo woo...... Tang Weiwei was still muttering a sentence in her mouth.
"What are you talking about?" After Han Yifan finished speaking, he quickly put his ear close to her lips.
"Steamed bread ......" Han Yifan finally heard what she said clearly, and his feelings were so hungry that he was still thinking about steamed bread when he was in a daze.
But the fact that she was able to shout like that at least meant that her sanity was not affected.
However, it's no wonder that she naturally doesn't feel hungry when she cultivates by herself, but she, an ordinary person, roughly estimates that a day and a night have passed, and she can still speak, instead of being directly hungry and fainting, it's already a miracle!
"Is there anything to eat?" Han Yifan turned around and asked, Lu Fei, who was looking at the two of them with a curious look behind him, like a voyeur.
"Well, there is!" Lu Fei was a bachelor now, but when he took out what he was supposed to eat, Han Yifan almost wanted to kick him out. Because he fumbled in his pocket for a long time, he found two chicken feet, still in a bag, the kind of one for one dollar, pickled pepper phoenix feet!
"That, this is better than nothing!" It is estimated that seeing Han Yifan's strange appearance, Lu Fei hurriedly grabbed his hair and explained.
No way, Lu Fei is right, talking is better than nothing, Han Yifan tore the chicken paws, and regardless of whether his hands were clean or not, he directly tore out some chicken claws with his hands and stuffed them into Tang Weiwei's mouth.
Tang Weiwei was indeed hungry, Han Yifan couldn't stop it, and almost didn't let her nibble on her fingers as chicken feet!
Soon, the two chicken feet were eaten into Tang Weiwei's stomach, but looking at her expression and her small mouth that kept smashing it, Han Yifan knew that she hadn't eaten enough!
Two chicken feet, you can't feed the chickens! Not to mention a woman who has been hungry for a long time?
"Is there anything else?" Han Yifan stretched out his hand and asked Lu Fei, who was a thief behind him.
He twisted and continued to rub in his pockets, and finally found two chicken feet, the expression was like a miser, for the two chicken feet that he touched, the flesh hurt!
"That's the last two!" Lu Fei said with a resolute expression, as if he had made him abandon his wife and children.
"Take it!" Han Yifan snatched his chicken feet, he had already discovered that this guy's personality was really a bit arrogant, although he did not rule out the suspicion of pretending, but at least he didn't have to be polite to him.
Watching Tang Tang Weiwei swallow two more chicken feet into her stomach, before Han Yifan could turn around, Lu Fei hurriedly said, "I really don't have it, don't ask me about it!"
I don't know if there is a way, but Han Yifan is embarrassed to keep asking people, so he doesn't bother with him anymore, watching Tang Weiwei sit down, after a night of running and fighting, he is also a little tired!
"You really don't want to let me go?" Lu Fei also leaned on Han Yifan and sat down not far away.
Han Yifan ignored him.
That's when it happened. It is estimated that she finally ate something and recovered some strength, although Tang Weiwei's eyes are still blurred, her voice is louder, at least she can hear it clearly!
"Han Yifan, why don't you want me?"
"Han Yifan, you haven't seen me yet, so you directly vetoed me!How can you be so ruthless!"
"Han Yifan, I, I ......" It is estimated that she felt aggrieved and couldn't say the latter words, and her voice began to choke!
For a long time to come, Tang Weiwei was repeating such a passage.
I don't know what Lu Dao is for, Han Yifan is a little stunned.
"Nima, people say that other people's fiancés, what are you sad about?The name is the same, you still take advantage!"
"Your name is Han Yifan?" asked Lu Fei next to him.
"Hmm!" Han Yifan nodded, but immediately felt that this was easy to cause misunderstanding, and hurriedly said, "I'm not that ......"
But Lu Fei didn't give him a chance to explain at all. "Oh, oh, yes, I know, I know, I know,
Then he said to himself, "Which boy doesn't have a spring! Which girl is not affectionate...... Ask what is the situation in the world? Just let people eat, drink, and sleep together......" The tone and discourse are like the Sichuan dialect version.
Han Yifan didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, and didn't squint and looked straight ahead.
"Hey, I said little brother, I see that you are also very nervous about her, listen to what she means, you paid someone else, what's the matter? Can you tell my brother and I'll give you a little dial...... I think I ...... back then," Lu Fei came up by himself again.
"What's the matter with you?" Han Yifan said angrily.
"Hey, young man, it's just an open mind that doesn't understand! My old man has eaten more salt than you have ever eaten, and my old man will give you some advice, and in the future, your love path will be smooth!" Then Lu Fei changed the topic, "I said brother, this girl is a beautiful thief, ** even pays others, aren't you looking for God's curse?"
Han Yifan still didn't squint.
"Hey, it's so good that he doesn't talk about everything, and the dog doesn't know how to cherish it! Hey! Pity me! A soft intestine, but I can't meet her!"
It really made Han Yifan speechless, he didn't speak anymore, he was still talking to himself there, talking as if there was really such a thing.
Speaking of the worst, Han Yifan suddenly heard a creaking sound and a swallowing sound, and turned his head to see that this guy was actually gnawing on chicken paws while picking his nose!
"Didn't you say that those were the last two chicken feet?" Han Yifan asked with disgust.
"Ahh "That, that, didn't this just fall into his trouser pocket? I just found it, I just found it!hehe......" After saying that, he flicked a piece of black boogers that he dug out of his hand with his fingers, and the boogers ran away from the road, and then he continued to gnaw on himself.
Han Yifan was overwhelmed by such a guy! There was such a strange person. Involuntarily, Han Yifan looked at him, but it was okay not to look at him, but after looking at it, he immediately almost vomited again, because he clearly saw that the boogers that this guy had just popped out suddenly appeared on his own cheeks!
Speechless! Han Yifan was completely speechless!
Han Yifan hurriedly looked at him again, because he was afraid that he would vomit if he couldn't help it.
"Crunch!" Unexpectedly, the guy tore open a chicken paw again and continued to squeak and squeak. Seeing Han Yifan looking at him, he immediately scratched his head and said embarrassedly, I didn't expect that there was still one in the pocket next to him!hehehe......
Then he suddenly crawled to Han Yifan's side, grabbed his arm with both hands, like a coquettish little woman, his voice was disgusting, shaking Han Yifan's arm and saying, "Dear, you say! How did you let people go!
Han Yifan felt his stomach twitch for a while, but fortunately, he was full of concentration and held back!
"Wow......" Unexpectedly, Tang Weiwei, who was in a daze next to her, suddenly vomited, I don't know if Lu Dao was disgusted by his words, or what!
Han Yifan hurriedly pushed him away! Damn, it's disgusting!