Chapter 083: Money Can Make Ghosts Grind
At that moment of lightning, Wen Bin's first feeling was that he wanted to turn into a roaring Tyrannosaurus rex, strode over in a rage, rounded his arms, shook its two ear scrapers fiercely, and then trampled it to death!
What a jerk......
What a bastard!
- Simply unbeatable!!
The design of this thing's journey route is too bizarre, and it is completely a 'active begging type': just like now, it seems that it is crazy to break into people's homes and courtyards, and everyone will be angry, right?
A certain article is depressed!
If it weren't for the fact that it was still holding the sixty-eight candles that were the 'power source' of the magic war drums under the seat, if it weren't for the fact that it wasn't for the sake of being a person at all (it was estimated that people don't like to eat the sharks in the Pacific Ocean~), if it weren't for the fact that the two sides were in the same boat, no one would have done it - he would have done it as soon as possible!
And in the end, a certain article with good personal moral cultivation still endured this tone (he very self-attributed this to the fact that he has a good moral cultivation...). ), and did not express his inner fury with excessive practical actions.
Took a deep breath......
Then spit it out for a long time.
"Hoo ......"
A certain article finally swallowed the evil breath in his chest very sensibly.
'Poof'!
At this time, the 'Magic War Drum' wrapped inside the 'Candlelight Protective Layer' happened to pass through the thick and long layer of silt underneath. Enter a deep body of water, and like an 'underwater hot air balloon', 'gurgling' and bubbling, and continue to rise and go without hesitation.
Well... Although it was not clear at the beginning, but now that I look at it, the deep and cotton silt ground just now looks like an 'undersea riverbed' or something.
Whoop -
Just thinking about it, the huge hot air balloon under my feet that keeps 'flying up'... Oh no, it's the 'Magic War Drums', which have burst out of the water (this sea seems to be a little shallow), and continues to shoot upwards with a 'crackling' blast!
Why do you say 'crackling'?
At first, a certain article and Xiaoqing were also quite puzzled. Later, I looked around. After a closer look, I found that the terrain here is rugged and steep, forming a large canyon with a distance between the two phases from the bottom to the top!
And it's not just a cliff made of solid rock at both ends. Instead, it is mixed with a lot of dirt and low vegetation. In between, there are occasional huge ones. A thousand-year-old tree with strong roots that sits on the cliffs.
These large, naturally wild trees are extremely vigorous, even in the harshest conditions for many years. It still grows very luxuriantly, although it is not a forest, but it is also quite dense, and the layers of interlaced branches and thick and luxuriant leaves are like vine umbrella covers, unrestrained, and stretching out wantonly.
...... In addition, the distance between the two ends of the canyon is not very wide, and the 'magic war drum' that a certain Wen and his party are riding on is so huge... So much so that it popped up out of the river (the one below seems to be a river rather than a sea...). It's strange that you don't break the branches and leaves of the huge thousand-year-old trees around you!
So when I heard a certain text and Xiaoqing's ears, it became 'crackling and rising'.
Well......
If you say it rises, it rises, if it really rises out of the Grand Canyon and flies into the sky, then it will be a hundred times, and everything will be over.
No, no.
It rose and rose, about two-thirds of the way to the height of the Grand Canyon, and then stopped, and then changed to a staggering and staggering forward.
That speed, compared to the previous time when it 'erupted' upwards as if it was full, I don't know how many times slower!
At this time, its so-called 'Triple Heaven Breaking Boundary' journey has also come to an end, and the candlelight that shrouds the surface of the entire 'Magic War Drum' like a 'protective layer' (in fact) has quietly and gradually converged back, and the entire 'Statue of Liberty' has once again magically 'evolved' back to its original form, and the journey of the group has once again entered the stage of continuing to fly forward safely and smoothly.
It's just that~
On the surface, it is said that it is 'safe' and 'smooth' to continue to move forward, but!
In other words, have you ever seen a person who was robbed of his house and saw the 'murderer' walking so unscrupulously and wandering on the street, not angry, not gritting his teeth with hatred?
This is true of people, and the giant owls (which are at least six times larger than ordinary owls) that have lived for years and generations among the huge thousand-year-old trees that grow on the cliffs!
At this moment, their hair stood on end, as if they had drunk wine and were furious, and they were screaming miserably, and they were shooting frantically towards a certain Wen and his party in groups!
Uh, why is that?
Well......
It's simple: this hot air balloon... Oh no, it's the 'Magic War Drums', when you go up to the Crazy Hurricane (narrator: It looks like a 'Flash' Hurricane, right?Author [Me]: I'm happy to 'Thrill', you bite me?), didn't you 'crackle' and break countless branches on the way? And that includes the large number of nests that these giant owls live in!
... In other words, it is actually because, on the way up, it inadvertently brings the private mansion of the 'aborigines' of the family (ā_āb... It was destroyed in a large area, so the 'aborigines' (that is, the flock of frenzied owls) were very angry, and then, in order to vent their anger, they all came to a certain group of 'foreign invaders' with knives, guns, clubs, axes, hooks and forks (where did they come from?), and ran majestically and proudly to find a place to settle accounts with a certain group of 'foreign invaders'!
You!
And you!
And that horde of goblins behind you!
Return to the grandfather's private mansion (ā°_āÆ)#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
(Although they can't speak human words, a certain text and Xiao Jing are still very keenly aware of their meanings from their poignant and sharp hisses.) ļ¼
Belch.
Sweat......
What should I do?
This situation... It seems that if the other party really insists on pounced and fights hard. Then in the case of being forced to do so, we can only rummage through the boxes and cabinets to copy the old bottom, and do our best to fight to the death!
Luckily, the other party is just an owl and not a human ......
Even if it's a loss, if you can't live it, you can only be sorry... If it really doesn't work, it's better to take it as a hunt!
You can't sit still, can you?
But......
This unnecessary war, if it can be avoided, is naturally better avoided as much as possible... After all, you have to lose first.
"Well, that..."
Thinking of this, a certain article subconsciously turned his head. Quietly looking at him, he had wanted to shoot his bow left and right not long ago. Shake its two ear scrapers fiercely, then stomp it to death, and then fan the Pacific Ocean directly to feed the shark's 'Statue of Liberty', pretending to be 'very friendly'. Jian yƬ said: "Can we fly up again?"
"Hmm... It's best to fly away from the Grand Canyon. Straight into the sky~"
"Honorable sir. Sorry, we can't. ā
"The journey of 'Breaking the Boundary' is over, if you still want to experience the thrill of soaring. Thank you for the good news. ā
"Of course, you can also open the VIP membership function, and gradually accumulate the number of segments and scores, when you upgrade to the 'VIP?12 paragraph', we will especially open a 30-minute 'artificial intelligence operation mode' for you during the trip, you can play how you want to play, no one can intervene. ā
"Next, I will introduce to you the opening process of VIP membership in this game, the mode and rules of accumulation of points and segments, and the privileged services that VIP members can enjoy in each segment......"
ā......ā
Wen Bin's head was wide when he heard this, and after a long period of speechlessness, he finally caught up with the 'official money-making lackey' to continue talking nonsense, and shouted: "Wait a minute! I don't want to fly up again, can we speed up and fly forward?"
"Accelerate, accelerate!"
"Just take the speed and pleasure we had when we flew over the Onion Clan, and that's fine!"
At the very least, this way, get rid of the large group of thugs who can't wait to rush up and slash people with knives (that is, the owls who were destroyed by the 'hot air balloon' under their feet for no reason...). It's not a problem~
"Sorry, noble sir, we can't. ā
"This privilege belongs to the membership function of 'VIP?6 Section', which requires you to open the VIP membership function first, and then continuously upgrade and accumulate through the two methods of 'online accumulation of points' and 'consumption accumulation of points'. ā
ā... I'll rub!"
Wen Bin was almost mad by it!
"Is there a quick one?"
Seeing that the large group of 'Avengers' behind him was about to catch up, a certain article had no choice but to ask.
"Yes!"
I didn't expect it to be true!
"However, you need to buy a one-time three-year membership and pay six times the 'initiation fee' in one lump sum. ā
"Yes!"
If it's money, it's not a problem~
"Then, please provide your account number in the 'Floating Temple'. ā
"We will automatically deduct the required amount from the bank account linked to your account and activate the corresponding membership service for you in the game. ā
"Well, the number is ......"
Without hesitation, a certain article reported the account number he registered in the Floating Life Temple.
"Please wait. ā
After a moment, the 'Statue of Liberty' let out another puzzled 'huh', and then said to him very magically: "Honorable sir, your account belongs to one of the 'Floating Temple's Most Privileged Accounts, and in our game, you can enjoy the 'VIP Eleven Dan' membership service for free, do you need to open it?"
ā......ā
"Of course you need to......"
This kind of ending is actually quite speechless, but... That's a good thing, isn't it?
"Huh?!"
At the same time, on the contrary, the cute Xiaoqing girl next to her, who had already been engrossed, fully armed, and fully prepared for the battle, turned her head suspiciously, looked up and down at the master, and asked with envy and jealousy in that out-of-tune voice: "Why is your account the 'Floating Life Palace' the most privileged account?"
"Ugh. ā
Seeing this, a certain wen secretly shouted 'not good' in his heart, so he hurriedly pretended to be 'I don't know anything!I'm innocent~', and looked at his queen with a 'honest and honest' look, and said frankly and leniently: "I don't know! It's amazing! I guess it suffers from mental retardation, right?"
"Huh?!"
Is this also the reason?
Xiao Jing subconsciously narrowed his eyes, and despised him with the afterglow of his eyes, and he didn't believe in this evil at all~
Well... Is this kid lying?
How do you break it......
Ah, there you have it!
So she also turned her back and said to the 'Statue of Liberty': "Hey, I'm going to open a VIP membership too!"
"My account is ......"
Without hesitation, she reported her Floating Life Hall account and stared nervously at it.
"Please wait. ā
The 'Statue of Liberty' agreed, and after a moment of silence, she said to her in an extremely speechless voice: "Honorable lady, your account belongs to one of the 'Floating Life Palace's Advanced Privilege Accounts' (this is mainly because Wen Bin recorded her name in the 'Family' item when she submitted the 'Floating Life Seventh Palace' Hall Lord's Family and Friend Relationship Form'), in our game, you can enjoy the 'VIP' Sixth Section' membership service for free, do you need to open it?"
"Oh!"
"Really?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
This good thing flying from outside the sky, don't be in vain!
Xiao Jing almost fainted from joy, and thought it was ready-made for nothing~
Ha ha!
Thinking of this, the 'pure and cute' little girl couldn't help but turn sideways, quietly approached a certain text, lowered her voice, and excitedly told him: "Wow... This thing really suffers from mental retardation!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Yes, yes~"
A certain Wen nodded thoughtfully, and echoed solemnly.
Then he turned his head and glanced at the large group of 'Avengers' behind him who were about to chase after him, and asked urgently, "Then, now, we can speed up and rush forward, right?"
"Of course, honorable sir, as you wish~"
In this world, it is indeed 'money can make ghosts grind'!
I only heard the sound of 'whew-' in my ears, the wind suddenly rose, and at the last moment, the whole hot air balloon... Oh, no, it's the 'magic war drums', and just before the large group of angry mobs behind them were about to rush up and unload this group of bastards who 'did bad things without leaving a name', they suddenly accelerated sharply, and all of a sudden, 'hula', and quickly opened up a long distance with it, which people (owls) could no longer catch up......
Then, chicly, elegantly, absconded in fear of sin~ (To be continued......)
PS: I was sick yesterday and didn't update (but I said it in 'Author's Words'... As promised, I'll try to make up for it today (although I'm still very weak today and have a stomachache all day).
This chapter is 4000+ (words), of which the first 3000 words are made up for yesterday, and the last 1000 words are today's ......
In other words, I'm still 2,000 words short of today.
I'm going to write it now, and I'll send it out after I'm done later~
(I'll try!)