Chapter 385: Do Not Disturb If You Are Honest (Part II)

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The night covered the land, and thousands of bonfires lit up on Yu Dujun Mountain, which shimmered red in the dark night.

The starry sky on the savannah seems to be particularly bright and bright, but also exceptionally quiet and charming. Although there was a lot of singing and music in the distance, lying on the uninhabited hillside, drinking the spirits brought from the Tongluo tribe, I still felt that the grassland under the sky was quiet.

Chai Shao sat next to Diao Xiaosi, the wine bag in his hand was already empty, and he looked at the most dazzling place on the opposite mountain in a daze. It was the court of the Turkic Khan, and Li Xiuning was in one of the tents at this moment.

But tomorrow, when the sun rises over the eastern part of Yu Overseer's army, she will appear at a meeting to choose a concubine for Jieli Khan, in order to please the Turkic nobles in order to become the new Kedun.

So, is she still her wife?

Chai Shao couldn't convince himself to accept this fact no matter what, he subconsciously put the wine bag to his mouth again, but no matter how he poured the bag, he still couldn't get a drop of wine.

Suddenly, a bulging bag of wine appeared in front of him, handed by Elleder. Chai Shao smiled, took it over, pulled out the wooden stopper, raised his head and poured it into his mouth.

Diao Xiaosi squinted his eyes and stared at Chai Shao, chewing a tasteless grass root in his mouth, sighed and said: "I really don't understand you, do you need ......to be so entangled? Niang Xipi, what kind of thing, can't you be kind to yourself?"

Chai Shao put down the wine bag, shook his head for a moment and said, "That's right, that's not a thing." ”

"It's good to understand, it means that you still have medicine. Diao Xiaosi smiled, "Xiao Chai, as long as you say something, Lao Tzu will bring Li Xiuning out of the old woman's camp and return it to you tonight." ”

Chai Shao was silent for a moment, still shaking his head and saying, "Thank you, I know what I should do." ”

"Do you know the way? Do you really think that you two husband and wife are the saviors of the whole world? Not to mention the old woman, just Li Yuan, you are the two mahjong cards he is holding in his hand, and they are just the supreme treasure when they are put together. He can call the Turks without thinking about it, for what? Because you are stupid!"

Diao Xiaosi sat up angrily and said, "The people of the Central Plains have never been like you, and no one will be grateful to you for putting on a sky-high green hat for them." Don't talk to Lao Tzu about the righteousness of the world, I only know that I sold you two fools, and it was the old woman and Li Yuan who counted the money. ”

Chai Shao's hand clenched a tuft of weeds, the green tendons on the back of his hand couldn't stop jumping, and he said slowly: "You...... I don't know His Majesty, and I don't understand his ambitions. ”

Diao Xiaosi was furious, grabbed Chai Shao's shirt and shook it: "Go to your mother's majesty, go to your mother's ambition." If you give up your wife who has held you for half your life to someone else, you don't think about it for yourself, are you still not a man? Let your wife sell sex in front of a group of dead fat people, and you still have the face to say that you are ambitious?!"

Chai Shaomeng raised his head and said, "Shut up! Even if you are my brother, you are not allowed to insult Xiuning like this!"

Diao Xiaosi sneered: "Brother, you can even sell your wife, and you still care about me as a brother?" Why don't we go back to Chang'an, open the largest green building, and then invite your wife back, Princess Datang, tsk...... Number one whore!"

"Bang!" Chai Shao slammed his fist into Diao Xiaosi's face. Diao Xiaosi was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Your wife wants to run away with someone herself, you don't dare to come back and take Lao Tzu out of anger, go to death!"

"Bang!" his fist slammed into the bridge of Chai Shao's nose, and even the crisp sound of a broken nasal bone could be heard.

Chai Shao pounced on his nose like an angry lion and pressed Diao Xiaosi to the ground. Diao Xiaosi was not to be outdone, and all kinds of yin damage moves emerged in an endless stream, and the two rolled around on the hillside to fight.

Elle stood by and watched with a smile. There is no need to persuade the fight, men, when you have too much energy, you need to vent, since your wife is not around, you have to find a brother.

This one lasted for half an hour, and then the two of them collapsed on the grassy slope exhausted, snorting and panting at the starry sky.

Whether it is Diao Xiaosi or Chai Shao, their bodies are full of blood, and their clothes are torn, the only thing that can distinguish the characteristics of the two is that the former is still scolding, while the latter is scolded like a fool.

But when the scolding person is tired, Elle walked to Diao Xiaosi's side in a timely manner, wiped the sweat and blood for him, and took out a bag of wine and handed it to him.

Diao Xiaosi didn't say a word, grabbed the wine bag and drank most of it, choking on the heat in his lungs, feeling that he had recovered a little strength, he threw the wine bag to Chai Shao's body, jumped up and said: "The surname is Chai, we haven't beaten enough, let's come again!"

Chai Shao lay on the ground and did not react, Diao Xiaosi was stunned only to find that his face was full of tears.

In an instant, most of the evil fire in Diao Xiaosi's stomach disappeared, and he sat down on the grass like a deflated ball.

"When I was in Shaolin Temple, I knew a little monk named Jueyuan. He fell in love with his master's daughter, but he never dared to confess. Later, when he had made great achievements, he was officially ordained. ”

Diao Xiaosi sighed and said lazily: "After the ordination ceremony began, that girl has been watching him outside the main hall. ”

Chai Shao's mind was unconsciously attracted by Diao Xiaosi's narration, although he had heard Li Shimin talk about it before, but there was another taste from Diao Xiaosi's mouth.

"I was also in the main hall, and I happened to have a dog's leg in my hand, so I gave it to Jueyuan. Diao Xiaosi continued: "He took a bite of dog meat, and then left the hall with the girl. I know that in his heart, the Tao has not wavered in the slightest belief in the Buddha, and even after this incident, he will become more firm. But this does not prevent him from choosing to take the path he likes, anyway, no matter which road ends to the end, it will be a fart. In that case, why do you have to get along with yourself?"

Chai Shao listened silently, and the tears on his face had already been dried by the wind. He took a deep breath and looked up at the endless starry sky, and said, "Little Four, it's good to be simple and happy in life, I envy you." ”

"Get out, are you scolding Lao Tzu for being heartless, don't be like Lao Tzu can't hear it?" Diao Xiaosi said impatiently: "My wife who didn't pass through the door also ran away with that old woman in order to summon the soul of Da Sui, what will happen in the future, Lao Tzu still doesn't know what to do! You say I'll be happy? Why don't I fucking feel happy?!"

Chai Shao looked at Diao Xiaosi in confusion, and only came back to his senses after a while: "Are you talking about Princess Jincheng......?"

"Don't mention that little girl's skin to Lao Tzu, I get angry when I think of her!" Diao Xiaosi said dejectedly: "I thought she was a smart person, but she turned out to be as stupid as your wife." Brother, our lives are really the same!"

Chai Shao patted Diao Xiaosi's shoulder and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Of course I'm going to snatch her back!" Diao Xiaosi said hatefully: "Don't say that Lao Tzu is still alive, even if she is dead, she is not allowed to go out of the wall half-heartedly, she is mine all her life, from the inside to the outside, from top to bottom!"

Chai Shao nodded and said, "Yes, she is your woman." Just like since Xiuning is married to me, she is a woman of the Chai family! No one is allowed to change the rules set by the ancestors!"

Diao Xiaosi laughed, drank the rest of the wine in one gulp, and said, "Happy! Xiaochai, let's go and snatch our wives back together!"

"In the future, if you have a child with her, we will be godfathers and godmothers. ”

"Yours is the same. Don't cut corners, you have to give me a godson!"

The two looked at each other and smiled, and put their arms around each other's shoulders and sat at Yu Du Jun Mountain.

Suddenly, the night wind sounded the singing voice of Grander: "When did Jiang Yue first shine on people, thousands of miles of smoke and waves to find each other." The song is not endless, the fragrance is faint, who is upstairs to catch the autumn water. Juvenile Zhi, life wish, hangover until dawn......"

Diao Xiaosi and Chai Shao's hearts gradually calmed down, silently listening to the heavenly singing of Ya Lauder lingering on the grassy slope, as if something in their chests was slowly melting invisibly.

The singing stopped, and I don't know how long it took for a string of crackling applause to break the silence of the night.

Diao Xiaosi was a little drunk, reached out and pinched Ya Lauder's face, and said with a smile: "It's worthy of Lao Tzu's maid, she sings so well." Who taught you this song?"

Chai Shao was stunned, he just knew the true identity of Ya Lauder, but his face was ...... Can you pinch it casually?

"It's that old madman. Arandis said disapprerovingly, rubbed the painful place that was pinched by Diao Xiaosi, and replied: "I promised to let him paint, and he promised to teach me to sing." ”

"That old madman. Diao Xiaosi snorted and said: "He painted you on a bottle and engaged in blackmail everywhere, and he only taught you one song and it was over?"

Elle looked at the distant sky, the moon was already high in the middle of the sky, and the bonfires and singing and dancing of Yu Du Jun Mountain were in full swing.

"How are you going to deal with that old woman?" Although this topic was a bit unsightly, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but ask, after all, it was related to his head and reputation.

Who knew that Elleder smiled slyly: "This is also what I want to ask you." ”

"You are the Sect Master of the Japanese Sect, we little shrimps and crabs have their backs against the big trees to enjoy the shade, what are you doing with this thought?"

"But you're my brother. How can there be a brother who doesn't help his sister plan?"

Diao Xiaosi winked at Elle and said, "Do you want to be beaten?"

Ya Lauder smiled, put her face close to Diao Xiaosi's shoulder, and simply closed her eyes and waited quietly.

Diao Xiaosi looked at her long and slightly curled pale golden eyelashes gently shaking in the air, and her petal-like moist pink cherry lips pursed a crooked smile, pinched her little nose fiercely and said, "Stinky girl, you can play with people, aren't you?"

"I don't dare, spare me!" Ya Lauder brushed Diao Xiaosi's fingers away, turned his head to eat, and said with a smile: "Why don't we play with that old woman together?"

Diao Xiaosi said disdainfully: "Lao Tzu doesn't have such a good appetite as Jieli, and that woman is so old that she can't even gnaw." ”

Ellender said, "Then let's wait until she can't bear it anymore and jump out." Qimin, Shibi, and Chuluo...... She wouldn't care about another Jieli, would she?"

Chai Shao was shocked and said, "Are you saying that Princess Yicheng may attack Jieli Khan?"

"What did I say?" Alader chuckled, "Brother, you help me testify, I didn't say anything." ”

"Yes, what did you say?" Diao Xiaosi reached out and scratched her hair very cooperatively, "Maybe Jieli Khan heard something...... Well, there's also that turtle in Tuli, I must kill him this time!"

Ya Lauder bowed her head unprincipledly and said, "Brother, who else do you want to kill, I'll help you!"

Chai Shao slowly heard something meaning, and slowly stretched out his hand and said, "And me...... is the same as the end of the world, why should we have known each other when we meet!"

Elleder and Diao Xiaosi smiled and put their hands on his hands one after the other, and then the three hands were tightly clasped together.

Tonight, on this grassy slope, they have shed tears, sweat, and blood.

When the sun rises, it will be given back to the enemy twice as much.

The battle is about to begin.