Mr. Moda's Confession
This chapter is purely entertaining, and has nothing to do with the work! Written by someone else on the Internet, I will share it with my friends!Mr. Mo Da's confession (if you think about it carefully, it is also quite intriguing...... )
Mr. Mo Da, the head of the Hengshan faction, has never been married. Once at a gathering of heroes, Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help but ask him: "Senior brother, you are old, why don't you marry a wife and have a baby?"
Mr. Mo Da's eyes were half-open and half-closed, he played his huqin, and said something slowly:
If you want to get married, you have to find a woman first, right? Marriage is a matter for men and women. - Dongfang Undefeated's face sank, and his embroidery hand suddenly stopped.
There are those who come to rob it, - Yang Tiexin was silent.
There are those who steal secretly, - Miao Renfeng took the case.
There's a next trick for you—Diyun was furious.
And what you don't know what to do behind your back, Hong Antong jumped like thunder.
It doesn't matter if you are the emperor, the master of the lamp counted the rosary and recited the sutra.
It doesn't matter if it's the sect leader, Yang Dingtian's face is blue and red for a while.
As soon as you wear a green hat, you have no temper. - Yin Liting beat his chest.
If this woman has some ability, it is even more incredible, and she will only fight to win. - Hu Qingniu looked at Wang Nangu's "Poison Sutra". Calling you like an animal, Gongsun Zhi gritted his teeth.
You don't dare to be unconvinced. - Ho Tai Chong's face was as usual, as if he hadn't heard.
Those clever ones left home early to become Taoist priests. - Wang Chongyang coughed repeatedly, as if he had choked water into his trachea.
All that's left is the part that can't fight back. - Tan Gong touched the ointment in his arms and put his mind at ease.
Maybe if you take the wrong tendon, you will be against you. - Bai Zizi felt very uncomfortable.
You can't even guess what you're killing for. - Ma Dayuan's soul returned, dazed.
Let's talk about feelings, if I like you, I can scare you to death, - Lu Zhanyuan's ears sounded Li Mochou's complaining singing again.
You can't catch up with the eight lifetimes you like. - Ling Hu Chong picked up a wine jar and hid in the corner to drink alcohol.
Don't think that if you give in, you will be rewarded. - You Tanzhi's face turned pale, as if a layer of ice had formed.
Do you know who she is?—Hu Fei has mixed feelings.
Do you know what she's done?—Zhang Cuishan felt embarrassed.
Do you know who is using her behind her back?—Xia Xueyi stroked the poisonous snake in her hand.
Do you know what she has for you?—the Dustless Man let out a very light sigh as he looked at his severed left arm.
It's hard to find someone to rest assured, and there is still a group of people who want to break you up. - Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu were speechless.
Of course, the Martians who voluntarily abstained will not be discussed here. - Chen Jialuo was in pain.
In the end, do you feel happy? Don't worry, it's just an illusion. - Feng Qingyang looked at the sun in the west, not knowing what to think.
Not to mention making people by creation. There is life and separation, - Zhang Wuji thought of Xiao Zhao, and his heart was sour.
There is something else, - Xiao Feng crushed the wine glass, stabbing his hands full of blood.
There are those who have run away from home, and the monks who do not quit show a fierce light in their eyes.
There is a father-in-law who is difficult to deal with, - Ding Dian's heart is like a knife.
There are those who have children who have difficulty giving birth, - Huang Yaoshi's jade flute blows the sound of killing.
Don't be complacent when you give birth to a child, let's see if it looks like you first, - Zhong Wanqiu scolded.
Like you, you may not be able to raise it, - Xie Xun pressed the handle of the dragon slaying knife with his hand.
Raising it is not necessarily healthy, - Gui Xinshu is furious.
Health is indispensable for getting into trouble everywhere, - Guo Jing glanced at Guo Fu, and Guo Fu immediately hid outside the door.
Seeing a woman who forgot her surname, Song Yuanqiao burst into tears.
My brother is also struggling to live and die, - Wu Santong is sad from it, and he can't help crying loudly.
Senior brother, you say, why do you want to marry a wife, why do you want to have a baby?
Everyone was silent for a long time, and then they all came forward and beat them wildly