Chapter 111: Ying Guess Yan Jealousy (1) Old Love
(Today, the sect leader grabbed Azhu's role, welcome to click on, collect, and vote to shoot bricks, thank you!)
Qiao Feng first said to Shan Zheng: "Shan senior, Taihang Mountain Chongxiao Cave Tan and his wife, I don't know if they are knowledgeable?" Shan Zheng hugged his fists and said: "I have long admired the prestige of the Tan family and his wife, fortunately, fortunately." ”
Qiao Feng asked the donkey rider again: "This senior, I don't know the name of Gao? When the strange man heard this, Hang Erlang replied locally: "My surname is Shuang, and my name is crooked, and I am the 'Iron Ass Judge' Shuang. ”
No matter how good the iron-faced judge Shan Zheng is, he can't help but be angry at this point, thinking: "My surname is Shan, your surname is Shuang, my name is Zheng, you are called crooked, isn't this coming at me?"
Qiao Feng saw that Shan Zheng's face was wrong, and hurriedly asked: "In one day, it is really an honor to be able to meet all the seniors." I don't know if everyone is here, what do you think?"
When Shan Zheng heard this, he had no choice but to suppress his anger and replied to Qiao Feng: "Qiao Gang Master, your gang is the largest gang in the rivers and lakes, and its chivalrous fame has been broadcast all over the world for hundreds of years. Qiao Feng arched his hand and said, "Don't dare!"
The donkey rider learned to say in a positive tone: "Qiao Gang Master, your gang is the largest gang in the rivers and lakes, and the chivalrous name has been broadcast in the world for hundreds of years. It's just that the word "single" in "single" was changed to the word "double".
Qiao Feng knew that there were a lot of strange strangers in the rivers and lakes today, their thinking, temper, and behavior were different from ordinary people, this donkey rider was picking his eyes everywhere, and he didn't know why, but he couldn't offend both parties in short, so he also said: "Don't dare!"
Shan Zheng smiled slightly, and said to his eldest son Shan Boshan: "Boshan, for the rest, you tell Gang Master Qiao." If others want to learn from my son, they must learn it all. ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh, thinking that this iron-faced judge looked upright, but it was also very bad, if Zhao Qiansun followed Shan Boshan to learn how to speak, then he would become his son.
Unexpectedly, the donkey rider was a chess player, and said slowly: "Boshan, for the rest of the rest, you tell the Qiao gang leader." If others want to learn from my grandson, even if they learn it completely. In this way, he begged for a bargain, and thought that he was Shan Zheng's father. When everyone heard this, they all frowned, feeling that this Zhao Qian Sun Tai was also excessive, but they were afraid that they would bleed on the spot.
Hearing his blatant provocation, even the clay man also has an earthy nature, turned his head to the donkey rider and said: "Brother and Your Excellency have never known each other, I really don't know what offended you, please be clear." If it is not a brother, then I will apologize to Your Excellency for your sin, and there is no need for Your Excellency to play such a trick on me again. ”
Everyone secretly praised Shan Zheng in their hearts, and he deserved to be the chivalrous predecessor of the Central Plains.
The donkey rider replied, "You have not offended me, but you have offended Xiaojuan, which is ten times more hateful than offending me." ”
Shan Zhengqi said: "Who is Xiaojuan, when did I offend her?"
The donkey rider pointed to Tan Po and said, "This is Xiaojuan." Xiaojuan is her maiden name, and no one in this world can call her except me. ”
Shan Zheng was angry and funny, and said: "It turns out that this is Granny Tan's maiden name, I don't know it, I take the liberty to call it, and I ask for forgiveness." ”
The donkey rider said in an old-fashioned manner: "Those who don't know are not guilty, and the first offense is forgiven, not next time." ”
Shan Zhengdao: "In Xia Jiu Yang Taihang Mountain Chongxiao Cave Tan and his wife's name, although they have no chance to know Jing, but they have always admired in their hearts, but I don't know how to inadvertently offend the Tan family's mother-in-law?"
The donkey rider said, "I was just asking Xiaojuan, 'How are you doing lately?'" and before she could answer, you interrupted her with the sentence 'Qiao Gang Master, Shan Zheng came uninvited and disturbed', and has not yet answered my question. Brother Shan, you go and inquire, who is Xiaojuan? Who am I, Zhao Qiansun? Could it be that when we are talking, you can also interrupt casually?"
Shan Zheng listened to these nonsense words, and thought that this person really had something wrong with his brain, but he also knew that his name was Zhao Qiansun. Suddenly, another suspicion arose, so he asked: "Your Excellency just said that Tan Po's maiden name, and Your Excellency is the only one in this world who can be called?"
Zhao Qiansun listened, his eyebrows furrowed, his thumbs up, and he replied arrogantly: "Hmph, that's exactly the case! Tiannan Haibei, only Lao Tzu and I can call her Xiaojuan, and if you are someone else, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't be called like this!"
Dongfang Undefeated heard him say this, and secretly laughed: "Hehe, the 'Heavenly King Laozi' of the Sun and Moon God Sect can't call it like this to the right envoy of Wentian, then I, the 'sunrise in the east, only I am undefeated' Dongfang Sect Master, can always call 'Xiaojuan' and 'Xiaojuan'! If you delay the business like this again, I have my own way to concoct you, hehe." ”
Shan Zheng nodded and said, "Oh, yes, yes." Then he asked: "The old man still doesn't know anything, but this girl's name can't even be called his husband Jun Tan Gong?"
Zhao Qiansun listened, his face suddenly turned pale, he was silent for a long time, and suddenly, he cried loudly, tears flowed, and he was extremely sad.
Zhao Qiansun's move was beyond everyone's expectations, who would have thought that a person who was not afraid of the sky, the earth, and dared to compete with the "iron-faced judge" with one nail and one eye, would be made to cry and be difficult to rest with such a common sentence?
Shan Zheng saw him crying sadly, but he was embarrassed to get up, and the anger that had accumulated in his chest before turned into nothing, but comforted him instead: "Brother Zhao, this is a brother's......
Zhao Qiansun whimpered and said, "I don't have the surname Zhao." Shan Zheng was even more curious, and asked: "Then your Excellency's surname?" Zhao Qiansun said: "I don't have a surname, don't ask, don't ask!"
Everyone guessed that this Zhao Qiansun must have a very sad and unspeakable secret, what is it, he doesn't say it himself, and it is inconvenient for others to ask more, only let him sob, sad and sad, and cry endlessly.
Tan Po said with a calm face: "In front of so many people, what are you crazy about, do you want to be embarrassed?"
Zhao Qiansun replied: "You left me to marry this old and immortal Tan Gong, how can I not be sad in my heart, how can I not be painful? My heart is also broken, and my intestines are broken, what is the use of this mere appearance?"
Everyone looked at each other, it turned out that Zhao Qiansun and Tan Po had a love history in the past, and later Tan Po married Tan Gong, and Zhao Qiansun was so sad that he didn't want anything, and people became crazy.
Now that the Tan couple are over sixty years old, how can this Zhao Qiansun be so affectionate and have been in love for decades?
Tan Po's face is full of wrinkles, and the white girl Xiao Xiao, no one can see that this tall and big old woman can have anything touching when she is young, which makes Zhao Qiansun unforgettable when she is old.
Tan Po looked embarrassed and said, "Senior brother, why are you mentioning all these old things? The beggar gang has serious matters to discuss today, you can listen obediently." ”
Zhao Qiansun listened to these soft words of gentle persuasion, and said: "Then you smile at me, and I will listen to you." Tan Po hadn't laughed yet, and more than a dozen people in the audience had already laughed out loud.
Tan Po didn't realize it, and smiled back at him. Zhao Qiansun looked at her stupidly, this expression was obviously dizzy and his soul was scattered. Tan Gong sat aside, his face full of anger, but helpless.
Duan Yu saw this scene in his eyes, and his heart was shocked: "These three people are so affectionate, they completely ignore the world, I ...... Will I be like Zhao Qiansun in the future? No, no! This Tan Po obviously has a lot of affection for her senior brother, but the fairy sister has never taken me to heart. Compared with Zhao Qiansun, I am greatly inferior, greatly inferior. ”
I only heard Zhao Qiansun say again: "Xiaojuan, you asked me to come to Jiangnan to witness a major event in the beggar gang, and I naturally want to come." Besides, I ......"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a person crying, sad and sad, whimpering, and the cry was no different from Zhao Qian and Sun Shicai.
When everyone heard this, they were all stunned, only to hear the man cry and complain: "My good junior sister, where is my old Zhao sorry for you? Why did you marry this bad old man surnamed Tan? My old Zhao thinks about it day and night, and I am worried about my stomach, and what I remember is your junior sister Xiaojuan." When our master is alive, treat us as if we were our own children, if you don't marry Lao Tzu, are you worthy of our master? Do you still remember the scene when we were inseparable day and night? How good you were to me at that time, but ...... But then why did you change your mind again? What kind of ecstasy soup did the guy surnamed Tan pour into you?"
The tone of this voice is exactly the same as that of Zhao Qiansun Weishi, if it weren't for the fact that everyone saw him stammering and looking surprised with their faces, everyone would have thought that it must have come from his own mouth.
And every man went after the voice, and saw that the voice was from a man dressed in white.
The man covered his mouth and nose with a folding fan, and it was the East that was undefeated.
Duan Yu knew that she had the magic skill of using internal force to change her voice, and she was not surprised, and the rest of the people were all curious and funny, thinking that after Zhao Qiansun heard it, he would be furious.
Unexpectedly, Dongfang Undefeated's words touched his heart, seeing that he had stopped crying, then his eyes were red again, the corners of his mouth were flattened, and tears rolled down from his eyes, and he actually cried with Dongfang Undefeated.
Shan Zheng shook his head and said loudly: "Although Shan's surname is Shan, he has one wife and four concubines, and he has a full house of children and grandchildren. Yours, two crooked brothers, are alone, miserable and panicked. This kind of thing is a matter of repentance, and it is too late to repeat it today. Brothers, at the invitation of Elder Xu and Mrs. Ma, we came to Jiangnan to discuss Your Excellency's marriage?"
Zhao Qiansun shook his head and said, "No." Shan Zhengdao: "However, we still come to discuss the important matters of the beggar gang, which is serious." Zhao Qiansun said angrily: "What? The beggar gang's big business is serious, isn't the matter between me and Xiaojuan serious?"
Dongfang Undefeated listened, and felt in his heart that there was no one more cheeky person in the world than this, so he turned into Zhao Qiansun's voice again, and seemed to say to himself: "Oh, think about it carefully, in fact, it is also, Xiaojuan has been married to a wife for decades, and I am still talking to her eyebrows, pulling and pulling, it is really old and not serious, old and not serious." ”
She was annoyed that Zhao Qiansun had interrupted Qiao Feng's business several times, so she kept trying to punish him.
At this time, two grateful, cordial eyes came from the left and right to the east, one on the left was from Tan Gong, and the other on the right was from Shan Zheng.
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