391 I am a white rabbit
Su Mu didn't think there was anything wrong with his words, in fact, as long as he was willing to calm down and think about it, these ten subjects were a life, a complete and flawless life.
Questioning is the biggest killer of interest, and since he has come to the Celestial Pavilion, he will not be stupid enough to resist these study subjects.
What's more, he wants to be a person with quality and cultivation, and these courses are just right for taste.
Looking at the noisy crowd, he shook his head and went upstairs.
The red-tailed pig is still in the cub stage, the resistance is insufficient, just did not squeeze in, has been waiting anxiously outside, at this moment to see the owner out of the fart to catch up, humming and chirping quite a moment not to see the feeling of every other autumn.
Su Mu ignored it, returned to the room and lay on the bed with his eyes open and silent.
The three Lan Feng Country roommates sat on the edge of the same bed, whispering softly, as if they were afraid that he would hear it. Look at the momentum, even when he's not talking to them.
It's an abomination for men to talk in this way, especially if no one else seems to be around them and never seem to notice it.
He is not a person who can easily integrate into the group, let alone this kind of pseudo-girl, and he will lose his stomach when he looks at it.
The situation in the inner chamber was similar here, and the three red-tailed birds gathered together in a haughty posture, and they were not interested in glancing at the red-tailed pigs looking up from the ground.
Su Mu lay lazily until dusk, watching the three roommates walk out of the room side by side before remembering that it was time to eat.
As soon as he came to the dining room on the second floor, he saw Jin Qiaoqiao and Ba Gang eating together, he didn't take Ba Gang seriously, mainly because he wanted to sit with Jin Qiaoqiao to pass the boring atmosphere brought by this boring environment, so he walked towards them after receiving the meal.
As soon as Ba Gang saw him, he was like a cockfight. He glared and said, "What are you doing here?"
Su Mu said: "I came to Miss Jin." Don't look for trouble. ”
Ba Gang raised his voice. said: "You don't know where you shouldn't be sitting, and you beat me up and said I'm looking for trouble, don't deceive people too much, surnamed Gu!"
Jin Qiaoqiao said: "Ba Gang, I said everything I should say, the seventh princess in your heart is there, she is outstanding, you don't have to be careful of being robbed of a meal." ”
Ba Gang came to ask her for the details of the pickle girl, and then turned his head to look over. Sure enough, I found that there was a tall young man beside Caimo who was staring at her intently, seeing them laughing and laughing, and he was so angry that he almost exploded, and he ran over without even bringing a plate.
Jin Qiaoqiao said: "Gu Gongzi, where is your little maid?"
Su Mu said: "She was assigned to another building. ”
Jin Qiaoqiao was silent for a moment and said with a smile: "The architectural landform here is more chic, but the degree of food and clothing is not much different from that of the people. ”
Su Mu said: "That's right, I thought that I would have to rely on the elixir to survive after I came, but who knew that I would still eat whole grains." It's just that there is one more fish, not like Xianmen at all. ”
Jin Qiaoqiao smiled faintly. Said: "And not everyone is unworldly, I haven't seen the climate of the fairy family, why bother recruiting so many vulgar things." ”
It is already a very serious ridicule to describe the disciples of the outer sect of the Heavenly Pavilion with unrefined and vulgar things, and Su Mu appreciates this style very much, because it is rare for a person like Jin Qiaoqiao to speak cautiously.
After asking, I learned that Jin Qiaoqiao lived on the ninth floor, and agreed with him to meet regularly, so as not to lose contact and become increasingly unfamiliar.
After eating, Jin Qiaoqiao wanted to wait for his brother Jinyuyue here, so he said goodbye to her and went upstairs first.
Standing in front of the door of the southeast of Mao Dongqian, he heard the excited laughter inside, and when he went in, he was surprised to see the snacks, and saw three people in the costume of the Heavenly Pavilion standing in the room, and then he found that they were all his roommates.
There was a neat package on his bed, and when it was opened, it was the same white gauze dress as theirs, and three blue floating clouds were embroidered on his chest, which marked that he had officially become a disciple of the Outer Sect of the Heavenly Pavilion.
He hurriedly changed into it, tried on the length, short, fat and thin, indescribable fit and comfort, and looked at the smart and flowing uniform on his body, and then began to find a trace of the ethereal feeling of Xianmen.
The three roommates were excited for a while, and they gathered together head to head to chat about what the villagers in the other building said during the meal was a woman, and the appearance described by her was very similar to Xiaoqiu'er, Gu Xiaoshu didn't care at the time, it would be strange if her cute appearance like her was not noticed.
The first class started early the next morning, and there were more than 100 people in the class who didn't know anyone.
Everyone was wearing the new clothes they had issued last night, and they were all in good spirits.
All beings gathered and waited for a cup of tea, and the professor arrived slowly, an old pedant, also a white gauze robe, but the clouds on his chest were purple, and he was a spirit realm monk.
However, the monks who stepped into the spirit realm were not something they could afford to neglect, and although the mortal realm and the spirit realm were only one step away, it prevented most of the outer disciples from crossing the drawbridge.
Everyone will look at him seriously, eager to listen.
The lesson he was going to teach was love.
Su Mu thought he had love, but after listening to his class, he was a lost mess.
The love in his mouth is too big and too comprehensive, and that is the realm of a bodhisattva.
The category of love, the way of love, the embodiment of love, and the practice of love boil down to loving all that is in the world.
Su Mu couldn't understand.
Especially when he said that he wanted to love the enemy, this was completely beyond Su Mu's bearing, and the more he listened to it, the more outrageous it became, and he was about to enter the point of nonsense.
He planned to be a good student, but such a good student was too difficult for him to bear.
Regarding what love is, the professor used a whole class to explain, and only explained one-tenth of it, and I don't know what year or month I want to talk about the category, method, embodiment, and practice in the future, Su Mu faintly felt that the cultural class was a little scary.
After suffering for half an hour, class finally ended.
He looked at the empty pages of his notebook and frustrated himself as loveless.
The second lesson is persistence, and if you deduce it in this way, the degree of horror must be excessive.
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a chaotic sound of footsteps coming one after another.
I saw hundreds of disciples of Zhiwen Academy hugging a girl with a slanted ponytail and walking angrily.
The reason why he was sure that they were all from Zhiwen Academy was because these people had the same hatred on their faces, and most of them had seen them on the final test stone flat.
The girl at the front seemed to be very imposing. No one dared to take half a step past her. She was dressed in civilian clothes. It made Su Mu more and more suspicious. However, it is not an ordinary person to be able to lead such a crowd.
Supposedly, this girl is a very beautiful kind. The sharp melon seed face has a coquettish face, but the stern expression and the childish and funny pigtails are really a bit nondescript, and as soon as she opened her mouth, it confirmed Su Mu's conjecture even more, this woman is really neurotic.
"Not everyone is qualified to do it, go forward a hundred years, you count, which of the previous deans is not highly respected? I don't want to talk nonsense with you. Since you have done it, you have to bear the consequences, I was not there at that time, if I were in the Great World Kingdom, you would not want to be free for so long! As soon as the pomegranate blossoms bloomed, I remembered the large pomegranate trees in Zhiwen Academy. ”
She stared at Su Mu with extremely serious eyes and frowned: "My grandfather sent me to the academy, I didn't disappoint her, and the dean didn't disappoint me either, although he always flattered me when he saw me, but after all, he was talented and learned! Do you know who I am?"
Su Mu looked at her sympathetically. I sighed in my heart, you don't want to talk nonsense with me, but you talk so much nonsense. And who doesn't get involved in the front and doesn't connect after listening to it and not messing up?
"Who are you?"
"I'm a white rabbit! you don't know me?"
Su Mu's body was numb, this woman's nerves were not light...... He quietly took a step back and asked vigilantly, "When did I know you?"
"Did I tell you knew me?"
"Then you just remove it, as if you had forgotten about it for a while. ”
"It's because you're having a problem with your comprehension! How could I have thought I'd know you! And here, do you know why I'm miserable?"
Su Mu was stunned by her, and said impatiently: "It's really hard to talk to you, just say what are you doing here, don't talk to me, I'm busy going back to feed the pigs." ”
The little white rabbit pointed at him seriously word by word and said, "I'm here because the pomegranate blossoms are blooming!"
Su Mu rarely encounters someone who speaks so headlessly, and it is difficult to adapt for a while, the most important thing is that it is very inexplicably annoying, after all, the other party's position is very unfriendly, and there is a group of "rabbit cubs" behind him.
"Does it have anything to do with me whether the pomegranate blossoms don't bloom?"
"Because I want to go to college!"
Su Mu collapsed and sighed, and spread his hands a little helplessly: "What do you want to say?"
"I planted one of those pomegranates with my own hands!"
Su Mu couldn't stand it anymore, so he pushed her aside expressionlessly, and said to the "rabbit cubs": "Find someone with a clear mind to come out and talk." Isn't it revenge? Why do you bring such a stupid girl here? Just say no? Let's make an appointment at a time and a place, and do everything simply. ”
No one answered, and they looked at the little white rabbit with some admiration, even fear, as long as she was on the occasion, no one dared to come forward.
Su Mu felt strange, why did such an incompatible person have such a high prestige?
The little white rabbit was pushed and staggered, but she was not in a hurry or annoyed, she was still staring at those unusually serious eyes, and her face was still chattering, as if she had been holding back a secret in her heart for many years, and finally couldn't hold back to tell it.
It's not annoying to be like this occasionally, but the point is that she's always annoying it.
Su Mu was furious by her, moved two steps sideways in disgust, sat on the desk, and snorted coldly: "You also know that you are not good, so let's talk about it if you have something." ”
"Don't make an appointment with the time and place, right here, I'll send you to the thirteenth floor to grab a meal. ”
Su Mu half-understood this, and regardless of the latter sentence, at least he knew that the little white rabbit was here to fight with him.
"It's not okay here, the immortal master said that you can't kill each other before I came, in fact, I don't care much, it's just okay to put it in private, it's a little too arrogant in the classroom, and the rules still have to be followed. ”
"You don't have a choice!"
Before she finished speaking, she hooked her fingers and sneaked up and down.
Su Mu has been on guard, and naturally reacts quickly, the moment she moves, she suddenly retreats a step to avoid, looks at the hand below her in disbelief, and asks, "If I don't move, will you really catch it?"
Su Mu glanced at his crotch unceremoniously, and snorted, "Catch, why don't you catch it?"
Su Mu smiled angrily and said, "Although you are not innocent, you are a girl, how can you use such an obscene trick?"
"The competition is to defeat the opponent, you have the final say? Of course, you have to suppress the opponent with one blow. The throat and crotch are the most direct. At the slightest exertion, the opponent loses his combat effectiveness. This girl tried and failed. ”
"Have you tried a hundred times?"
The White Rabbit nodded.
Su Mu shook his head and sighed: "I really admire, how can you do it." ”
The little white rabbit shook a finger: "The trick is very real, but it is not swinging." ”
Su Mu said: "You are very fast, but you can't touch me." ”
In front of a little girl, he thinks it is necessary to maintain some pride.
The little white rabbit said: "There is nothing I want to catch that I can't catch." ”
After that, there was wind under her feet, and she suddenly appeared in front of Gu Xiaoshu, and she didn't even have time to react.
She grabbed it hard, and he gasped. The moment he was successfully attacked, a sharp pain came, and he knew that he had failed. He didn't know how to define it, if it was a sneak attack, the two of them were facing each other, he was ready for all reactions, but why was she so fast? He lost without even blinking an eye, it was a speed he had never seen before, it was beyond the scope of his defense.
He still had a lot of options, the most useful of which was to directly pull out the steel knife and cut off her neck, but this was the Celestial Pavilion. He didn't dare to do that, but gave back to him in his own way......
The little white rabbit shuddered. Looking at him incredulously, he stomped his feet angrily and shyly, and subconsciously added a little more strength to his hand, and Su Mu, who was in pain, grinned and said, "I'll count to one, let's let go at the same time."
"One. ”
The little white rabbit let go, followed by a heartwarming kick.
Su Mu was kicked in the air for more than ten meters before he landed, soaring from one end of the classroom to the other, and slammed into the wall.
Through the air time of this kick, he is even more sure that the girl is far superior to him in terms of speed and strength.
The physical pain was far less bleak than the psychological one, and this was the first time he had lost to someone else, and in this playful way.
At this time, a professor with a blushing face came in a hurry, and the flush on his face did not know whether it was urgent or original.
Regardless of the outcome of their fight, the fact of the fight has been qualitated, and the outer gate deals with this kind of thing in principle, but today it is a little different.
When the red-faced professor saw the little white rabbit, his face became even more ruddy, so he had to fight with seriousness and helplessness in his heart, and said coldly: "Rabbit virtuous nephew, I will tell the elder Dao Hate later on this matter, I think he will not let the inner disciples come to the outer gate to make trouble at will." ”
Su Mu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, his chest rose and fell, and he asked hoarsely, "Are you an inner disciple?"
The little white rabbit ignored the red-faced professor, looked at Su Mu with a serious expression and even a little solemn, and said, "You must have been beaten a lot, my strength is a little heavy, I thought it would seriously hurt you, but you can still stand up." ”
Su Mu said: "Professor, one of his inner disciples came to the outer door to bully me, you don't have any explanation?"
The red-faced professor pressed his eyebrows and said, "No." ”
Su Mu said angrily: "As a professor, you can't even maintain your students?
The red-faced professor did not show a trace of shame, and said, "She is not just an inner disciple, not only am I not qualified to control her, but I also have to be ordered by her in some aspects. I'm not qualified to take care of her, but I'm qualified to be in charge of you, did you fight back when she beat you?"
Su Mu thought about it, when he started, the fight hadn't started yet, and when it started, he flew out without the power to resist.
"She's an inner disciple, is there a difference between fighting back and not fighting back?"
The professor said, "There is a difference, if you are blindly beaten, I will not punish you." ”
Su Mu said: "She grabbed me there, I also caught her, and then she kicked her away." ”
The professor said solemnly, "Where is that?"
Some of the girls hid their smiles.
The process was seen by everyone, and Su Mu had nothing to hide, pointing to the part that was still aching, and said, "If it wasn't here, would I say there." ”
The professor asked a student, "Is that so?"
The student said shamelessly: "Yes, this person is so unruly, as a man, he shamelessly sneaked into the private parts of his senior sister, which is simply inferior." ”
Su Mu said: "Is it fair and honest for her to arrest me?"
The professor said: "No matter if you are honest or bright, you don't have to pay attention to it, if you don't catch her, you won't be kicked away, so it was you who promoted the escalation of the confrontation, and you violated the rules of the outer gate, you don't have any room for argument, all you face is to leave Tianyi Pavilion or follow me to the thirteenth floor." ”
Su Mu didn't know what the thirteenth floor was going to face, but he was never willing to leave Tianyi Pavilion like this, and immediately said, "I'll go to the thirteenth floor." ”
The professor nodded. Said to the little white rabbit: "Rabbit nephew." If you're okay, please go back. ”
The little white rabbit said, "Professor, please." ”
The professor said to Su Mu: "Follow me." ”
Su Mu had been standing still before. At this time, seeing the professor striding away, he had to take a deep breath slowly, and left the classroom with a little guilt in the pain.
By the time he climbed to the thirteenth floor, half of his life was almost gone, he was exhausted, beads of sweat the size of beans were rolling down, his face was pale and blue, and he was leaning against the wall and panting.
The thirteenth floor was mysterious in his mind. Because yesterday's gray-clothed Taoist sentence pointed out the importance of this place, he didn't dare to slack off.
The layout was similar to that of the dormitories, except that each room was larger, and there were no windows, and the doors were not made of wood, but of pure steel.
The professor opened a nearby door and said, "If you are still alive in three days, you can go back to class as usual." ”
Su Mu didn't ask anything, and walked in cautiously.
The professor closed the door and locked it and went downstairs.
The room was dimly lit, with only a glimmer of light coming through the crack in the door.
Su Mu didn't dare to be careless. He stood motionless at the door, because he couldn't see even a meter in front of him.
But he could feel that there was someone in the room. Someone other than him.
He slowly bowed down, pulled out the dagger hidden in his sleeve, squinted his eyes, and listened intently to the small sounds in the room, looking for the man's location.
Suddenly, there was a crisp sound, he was sure that it was the sound of iron chains, which made him feel a little reassured, since there were iron chains, presumably the range of movement of that person must be limited, as long as he knew how large this range was, he could judge the advantages and disadvantages of his situation.
"Don't be nervous, I won't kill you. ”
His voice was dull and peaceful, a tone of comfort from the elders to the juniors.
Su Mu became even more uneasy, and said, "Can you see that I'm nervous?"
"I can feel it. Your breath is obviously unstable, but it is deliberately suppressed, so you breathe in a little quickly. ”
Unexpectedly, a fire lit up in the room.
Su Mu's pupils suddenly constricted, and he saw a man sitting in the middle of the room with unkempt hair like weeds almost covering his entire face, holding a fire fold in his hand and lighting a lamp on the table.
The table was in the middle of the table, and he was sitting at the table at the moment, looking at Su Mu quietly.
Su Mu saw that the iron chain could extend around the table at most, and there was no threat to him, so he breathed a sigh of relief and slowly sat on the ground leaning against the wall.
He was sore and aching, and after lying down for a moment, fatigue came in, and he simply pretended to sleep.
And the man didn't bother, and sat silently at the table as if waiting for something.
I don't know how long it took, a sound of machine springs woke Su Mu up, and when he looked up, he found that a small opening had opened in the roof, and a wooden box was placed from it, which happened to fall on the table.
The man skillfully opened the wooden box and brought out some food, judging from the quantity and type, it should be two servings, but Su Mu didn't plan to go over, his back hurt badly now, restricting his reaction and action, and he didn't want to take risks easily when he didn't know the depth of the other party.
The man ate all the food in large pieces, and contentedly put the plate into the wooden box, which was immediately pulled up.
"With only one meal a day, are you going to be hungry for all three days?"
Su Mu snorted coldly, and the words of the gray-clothed Taoist were still in his ears: "Kill a pirate or be killed......" Now it seems that there is a way to atone for his sins, that is, to be honest and starve in the corner of this room for three days, he doesn't want to starve, let alone be killed.
He then fell silent.
The next day, again at this time, the skylight opened and a wooden box fell.
Su Mu stood up and stabbed at the pirate with his dagger in his hand.
The pirate didn't expect him to be so resolute, and hurriedly propped up the chain and tossed upward, raising a churning arc, and the place where it fell was exactly Su Mu's neck. Then a bouncing kick kicked him in the wrist.
Su Mu had a sharp weapon in his hand, and he ignored the iron chain for the time being, as long as he approached the other party, the iron chain was no longer a threat.
But in the dim light, he didn't notice the swift wind, and the dagger was out of his hand.
His reaction was also fast enough, and at the moment when the chain was wrapped around his neck, he made a move to steal the peach from the monkey and succeeded.
The pirate paused for a moment, and glanced at Su Mu in surprise, full of disdain and incredulity.
Before he could fully react, Su Mu pinched him in the neck.
The pirate endured the great pain in his lower body and the severe sluggishness of breathing, and pulled his hands around and around, strangling Su Mu's neck fiercely.
In just three seconds, the pirate lost his resistance.
Su Mu crushed his throat bone.
After killing people, he slept peacefully and soundly.
Two days later, an outer disciple opened the door, Su Mu squinted, and after getting used to the bright light, he was slightly surprised to see his face, and the person who came was actually Jinyu Yue.
Being able to participate in the affairs of the outer door regulations so quickly shows that he has performed extremely well. (To be continued......)