Two-four-seven: Reincarnated saints
Only ordinary people would be curious about what he had concocted.
Because she can't reach her own level, she thinks that everything she has done is incredible to her.
Since it can arouse her curiosity and interest, it is possible to impress her and extract more truth from her mouth.
The girl in front of her was obviously very surprised by what she had made up, and of course she was curious.
Sure enough, she ran over at this moment, twisted the faucet, and exclaimed in surprise, "How is it possible? How can you wring out the water when you just install a faucet on it?"
Feng Yiting said stupidly: "No, if you install the faucet, you will definitely be able to run water, otherwise how can it be called a faucet?"
The girl stared at him blankly, apparently analyzing whether he was true or false.
Because Feng Yiting's kung fu of pretending to be B is very good, this fashion is like a very second guy, and he is not bright at all. In her opinion, the other party can't be so powerful!
Since Feng Yiting began to be blind, he continued to open at this time, and he said solemnly: "I won't tell you, I've actually been like this all along, and I can get water out of it by installing a faucet wherever I want...... You haven't watched TV? CCTV's technology and exploration reported on me, but they later gave a casual explanation, saying that there was groundwater where I installed the faucet, so the audience called me a liar, and I went into hiding. β
The girl stared at him in amazement, obviously not knowing whether to believe or not, Feng Yiting then said: "Don't stare at me like that, do you think I look like a liar? Just like me, can you deceive others to believe me? I won't tell you, I did have the experience of cheating once when I was a child, but then I was cheated out of ten yuan by the other party, and I never dared to cheat again......
When Feng Yiting said this, he sighed sadly.
The girl stared at him and couldn't laugh or cry. This guy went to deceive people but was deceived, it seems to be real!
Actually, this matter is completely true, that time Feng Yiting wanted to deceive Lingzi because of Xiang Anbo.
Because Reiko is very angry with him, this makes Xiang Anbo very unhappy. So, he was going to ask her to stop pestering him in the future, so he found an opportunity and told her in a serious way that he and Xiang Anbo had already gotten along.
Then Reiko cried sadly for a long time. Feng Yiting tried everything to comfort her, and Reiko gritted her teeth and said that she wanted thirty yuan so that she could buy some snacks and soothe her wounded heart.
But Feng Yiting only had ten yuan at the time, so he gave it to her. The next day, Reiko came running happily. She said to him happily as she ate her snack. She asked Xiang Anbo. Zhilu said that he lied to her......
That's his record of failed deception. Thinking of this, Feng Yiting became a little sad, because he remembered Xiang Anbo and the happy time with Lingzi and them.
Originally, this girl didn't want to believe him, but Feng Yiting pretended to be stupid and naΓ―ve, plus everything in front of her. But it was all alive there, so she couldn't believe it at all, so she reluctantly believed him.
Feng Yiting saw that she was so curious about all this, so he took the opportunity to say to her: "It seems that you seem to be very powerful. Why don't you cook, I want to do it myself, but I'm afraid you won't be satisfied. β
The girl was originally extremely curious about everything Feng Yiting had made, but when she suddenly heard him say this, her face sank, and then she didn't say a word with a straight face, and then returned to her place and sat down, and then remained motionless and ignored him again.
Feng Yiting glared at her in disappointment, only then did he realize that his performance was not hot enough, and it was estimated that this fake nun was not moved at all, and still did not reach the realm of letting her interact with herself.
There was no way, Feng Yiting sighed, and then continued to prepare his own food.
Who let himself decide first, so he began to cut the green peppers so that they could be used to fry the cabbage.
At this moment, I only heard that the fake nun's eyes did not open, and said coldly: "Although the dust can't get into the cabbage, but before the cabbage is wrapped, there is a lot of dirt, you only wash the outside and not the inside, can it be clean?"
Feng Yiting was taken aback, and then said in disbelief: "Are you saying that the cabbage also has to be washed?"
The girl snorted coldly and ignored him. Obviously, looking at her situation, that is, she was dissuaded by the humanitarian master, and as for whether he insisted on being stupid to death, she couldn't care about it.
Feng Yiting was stunned for a while, and muttered: "It turns out that the cabbage has to be washed inside, this is really troublesome, next time I have to ask our mother, this fake nun, is it a lie to me!"
After all, he had to accept the suggestion, so he peeled the cabbage and washed it again.
Then, he took the meat and asked, "You seem to know very well, then, I have carefully washed the hair on this meat, it should be clean, right?"
The fake nun couldn't help it any longer, she opened her eyes and glared at him fiercely and said, "Do you eat meat or hair! You can eat it when the hair is washed, and you can eat it when the stone is washed?"
Feng Yiting was stunned again, he scratched his head and said, "Then what do you say, can you throw away the meat?"
The false nun was defeated by him, and she cried out angrily, "Fool! You won't get rid of the hair from your flesh! Who told you to eat it in your stomach?"
Feng Yiting was stunned for a moment, and said dumbfoundedly: "It turns out that the hair is to be dialed, poor pig, I can't imagine that you have to suffer such a cruel method when you are killed, human beings are really hateful!"
The fake nun couldn't help laughing, she covered her stomach weakly, and said in disbelief, "Are you really a wanderer?"
Feng Yiting sighed: "I don't know if I'm a wanderer, but everyone calls me that." Besides, wanderers are not born to cook, my mother used to cook at home, how do I know so much?"
The fake nun shook her head, then continued to close her eyes and ignore him, probably trying to make him stupid.
Feng Yiting carefully removed all the hairs on the meat, and then added a handful of firewood to the fire, ready to start cooking.
He fiddled for a while, and found that the other party ignored him, so he muttered again: "It is estimated that the cooking on this side will not be cooked for half a day, fortunately, I brought an outlet, and I also brought an induction cooker, so I will install the socket and then use the induction cooker to cook!"
When he had finished speaking, he pulled another socket out of his sleeve.
He put the socket down and added, "The stove must be taken out, and the pans ......."
When the fake nun heard him talking to himself, she obviously couldn't help it, and quickly opened her eyes again, and found that Feng Yiting really took out a plug-in board and held an induction cooker...... She couldn't figure it out, can you get water out of this place, and can you get electricity?
Feng Yiting looked around like an idiot, looking around at this time, he wanted to install the plug-in board and use the induction cooker.
The fake nun looked at him coldly, obviously wanting to see how he was going to toss.
Feng Yiting saw that others were looking at him, and he was even more energetic, so he dug a pit in the ground, buried the plug of the socket in the ground, stepped on it twice, and after making sure that it was firmly buried, he put the induction cooker on it, put the pan on it, and pressed the switch again...... I only listened to the "cry" of the induction cooker, and it turned out to be ready to use!
The false nun was so surprised that she jumped up again, rushed to the induction cooker, and looked blankly.
Feng Yiting said disapprerovingly: "Aren't you surprised? Actually, I won't tell you, this is also a special function that I have had since I was a child. But sometimes it doesn't work, and the last time CCTV interviewed me, I couldn't make it. I'm really lucky today, hehe!"
The fake nun stood in front of the induction cooker in a daze, and then slowly kicked down, touched the induction cooker that had been energized with her hand, and then shouted in disbelief: "It's incredible, it's ...... Oh my God, how did you do it! Oh my God! This is so weird!"
Feng Yiting smirked: "It's strange, in fact, I'm also very strange, I usually don't dare to mess around in front of everyone, because I'm afraid that others will say that I'm a monster." But when you get to this place, you're alone anyway, and you won't scare others if you die or not!"
Then the girl turned her head and glared at him in disbelief, "Who are you......?
Feng Yiting said solemnly: "I'm a wanderer, you want to be a fake nun, if I don't have a particularly good character, how can I have so many incredible special functions? So you can treat anyone as a bad person, you must treat me as a good person!"
The girl stared at him blankly and muttered, "Legend has it that the Wanderer will prevent me from killing Shi Jiuhan, and you will eventually form an alliance." As soon as you appeared, it was when I lost my chance to kill him...... How can I treat you like a good person?"
Feng Yiting slowly stood up, and then said: "I don't know where you know these legends of the Dao, and I don't know where you know the old cold when you know the Dao, whether this information is worth believing." But I can tell you very responsibly that I will never help Shi Jiuhan to do evil and harm living beings. β
The girl still looked at him stunned, and then said, "Of course you won't believe me, because I have killed so many innocent people...... But I grew up knowing what happened in my past life. In my previous life, I was a saint of the old and cold, and I saw with my own eyes the calamities he presided. At that time, how could the lives of the creatures and human beings in the world who were harmed by me be compared to the lives of the people I poisoned?"
Only then did Feng Yiting understand that this girl was a saint in her previous life, and it was precisely because she could remember the events of her previous life that she understood everything about this demon king, and knew how the various disasters he caused by him caused human beings to suffer huge losses.
Obviously, after being reincarnated as a human, because she was no longer influenced by Shi Jiuhan's teachings, she began to understand how bloody Shi Jiuhan's actions were, and she would be desperate to poison him.
Feng Yiting pondered for a moment, and then said to her solemnly: "Since you can't poison Shi Han, you can't stop him from continuing to mutilate living beings. If you still have sense, I hope you believe me, maybe I'm the only one who can stop him. β
The fake nun looked at him intently, and finally hesitation appeared in her eyes, obviously not knowing whether Lu Dao should believe him or not. (To be continued......)