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"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi's heavy punch smashed into Yuan Xiaohe's face without concern, only to see that the corner of the guy's mouth immediately cracked, half of his broken teeth and blood spurted out.

Yuan Xiaohe was extremely frightened of the pain, and whimpered and shouted: "Don't fight, it hurts!"

Li Yuanba and the eldest grandson Wuji finished dealing with a group of thugs, and were about to rush up to make three punches and five kicks, but they couldn't help but be disappointed when they saw this: "Dare to love this guy is a soft egg, I'm afraid I'm scared to pee my pants." ”

Li Yuanba said excitedly: "Let's go, let's go, it's boring!"

Diao Xiaosi kept his hands on the line, cut the sinking gold sand with Han Fengyan three or five times, and said hatefully: "Wait for me, Lao Tzu just wasted a talisman, and he has to find some money back with interest!"

He searched Yuan Xiaohe's whole body with ease, turned out a stack of silver tickets, and roughly counted no less than seventy or eighty thousand taels, but unfortunately it still couldn't withstand the loss of the six-rank two-fold talisman.

Diao Xiaosi was deficient, so he listened to the sound of horses' hooves on the street, and a team of forbidden troops rushed to hear the news, and the general who led the team was heroic with white horses and silver spears, and he shouted from a distance: "Get down, I am an officer of the Great Sui Guard, you have the right to remain silent, because the dead do not need to testify in court!"

Li Yuanba grinned and said, "Luo, Luo Saobao, is it you?"

The person who came was Luo Cheng, who glanced at Li Yuanba, his face turned black and said: "You are not allowed to have a hippie smile, and you are not allowed to insult the military attache of the imperial court!"

"Pull it down!" "Pull it down!" Eldest Sun Wuji also learned Li Yuanba's mantra when he didn't know why, rubbed his body and grabbed Luo Cheng's belt and said, "Tell me honestly, what kind of errand do you do when you stand downstairs in the middle of the night every day?"

Luo Cheng said with an awe-inspiring expression: "It is my duty to guard the safety of everyone in Chang'an City, and it is my duty!"

Yuan Xiaohe heard that he seemed to have caught a life-saving straw, and cried hoarsely: "General Luo, help me!"

Luo Cheng glanced at Yuan Xiaohe, who had been stripped naked by Diao Xiaosi, and his subordinates, and said disdainfully: "In broad daylight, he is actually naked and shouting on the streets, what kind of body is it!

Yuan Xiaohe was stunned, and said with tears in his eyes: "I, I'm being stripped of someone-"

Luo Cheng sneered: "I don't care if you are stripped or ridden by ghosts, people and ghosts are equal in front of the Great Sui Decree!"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but be happy, and gave Luo Cheng a thumbs up.

Those forbidden soldiers agreed in unison, turned over and dismounted, and began to take people, and suddenly they were extremely busy.

But at this time, no one noticed that in front of the window on the second floor of a restaurant on the corner of the street, two men and one woman were sitting in front of the window on the second floor, silently paying attention to what was happening on the street.

The woman in red was Wang Yuyan, whom Diao Xiaosi had met outside the city gate earlier, while the other two men in the room were Wang Xuanshu and Yamamoto Qihachi.

Wang Yuyan shook his head disappreciatively and said, "Yuan Xiao and this coward, it was in vain that I let his dirty hand touch his body for a long time last night." ”

Wang Xuanshu, who was sitting on her right, sighed and said, "I told you a long time ago that Diao Xiaosi is cunning and insidious, and he is very lucky. If you want to use Yuan Xiaohe to find out his truth, I'm afraid it won't work. ”

Wang Yu said: "Yuan Xiaohe was deliberately thrown to Diao Xiaosi to clean up, as long as Yuan Wen can be completely dragged into the water, it is worth it." I have already secretly investigated Diao Xiaosi's cultivation outside the city, and the skill in his body is far better than that of ordinary Tongyou masters, and it is not even much worse than you and me. It's just limited to the cultivation realm, and it can't be fully activated for the time being!"

Wang Xuanshu frowned slightly and said, "It's a pity that I can't perform my magic skills in public. ”

Yamamoto Nanabachi's injuries were obviously not healed, and he coughed twice and said, "It's very simple, then let him not survive the day of the duel!"

Wang Yu said: "If Uncle Shi's injury is healed, it will not be easy to kill him. Now I can only find another way, and I will solve this kid when he is alone. ”

Wang Xuanshu shook his head and said: "There are always a few fox friends and dog friends next to this guy, and I am afraid that there are not many opportunities to start!"

Yamamoto Qihachi frowned and said, "Xuanshu, your identity is special and cannot be revealed, so this matter will be handled by us." Also, we have to try to figure out what he has hidden in his cart, why he keeps it with him all the time, and maybe it's useful to us. ”

Wang Yuyan nodded and said, "What Uncle Shi said is extremely true. I might have a way to lure this kid out. ”

Yamamoto Qiba said in a deep voice: "Without further ado, we will prepare separately, and we must not let Li Yuan and Li Mi succeed first!"

"Uncle Shi, aren't you still at ease with my errands?" Wang Yuyan smiled, turned his eyes to Diao Xiaosi on the street, and said: "Avenge Jiro-kun, this is my wish!"

Suddenly, Diao Xiaosi Lingtai inexplicably felt a trace of uneasiness, and vaguely sensed that someone seemed to be quietly staring at him. Almost instinctively, he turned his head to look at the restaurant on the side of the street, only to see that the windows were closed.

Diao Xiaosi secretly gathered his eyes and penetrated the window, and there was a private room inside, but it was empty.

He couldn't guess for a while who was hiding in the restaurant just now to secretly watch him, anyway, it wouldn't be a good thing, it seemed that he was paying more attention.

At this time, the street was also busy, Luo Cheng ordered the forbidden army under his command to lock Yuan Xiaohe and others to the official office and detain them, and he followed Diao Xiaosi, Li Yuanba and Changsun Wuji to Wenxianglou.

These days, the business of Wenxianglou is gradually booming, and there are many customers even in broad daylight.

The place of Qinglou will always be the place where men love women the most and hate the most. It's just that at that time, etiquette and religion had not yet emerged, and the atmosphere of Chang'an City was quite civilized, and countless literati and scholars used the Qinglou as a place for gathering and entertainment, and even many officials would often get involved in it.

On the way, the eldest grandson Wuji and others asked about what they had encountered in the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum in recent years, and Diao Xiaosi talked nonsense. Entering the Wenxiang Building from the back door, he parked the cart outside the small building where Li Jing lived, left the toad to take care of the cart, and he strode the meteor to kick open the door of the hall, and said menacingly: "Where is the old thief?!"

The hall was full of people talking, and when they heard the sound, they all turned their heads to look at Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi didn't expect that there would be so many people in the house, but seeing that not only Tang Xiaosan, Hongfu, the drunkard girl, the thief Lao Dao and others were there, but even the old acquaintances such as Fang Xuanling, Hou Junji, and Fang Mingzu also came, and what he didn't expect was that the eldest grandson Guanyin, who was about to become a bride in three days, actually sat next to Hongfu.

Seeing such a big battle, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but feel a little bored, and said: "It's been three years, Lao Tzu has been tested for a long time in the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum, and he has worked hard to overcome all difficulties and returned triumphantly, don't you think everyone should give me a strong, powerful, and brotherly zero-distance hug?"

Tang Xuesheng and the thief Lao Dao glanced at each other, put down the wine jar with a heart, and floated forward to support Diao Xiaosi one left and one right.

Diao Xiaosi suddenly felt that something was wrong, and exclaimed, "What do you two want to do?"

The thief smiled maliciously and said, "I'll give you a zero-distance hug of thunder and fire!"

"Uh-" The two of them swept around and launched, Diao Xiaosi watched as a sturdy vermilion pillar in front of him got closer and bigger...... I couldn't help but shout angrily: "Niang Xipi, is this how you welcome me?"

"Bang!" The words fell, Diao Xiao's four legs clasped hands and the column tightly together, the thunder roared in his ears, and the fire danced in front of him, and he was solid and powerful, and he fully felt the brotherhood that made people cry.

Li Yuanba looked at Diao Xiaosi who was sticking to the pillar like a pancake behind him, and volunteered: "Fourth brother, you want to ...... Don't we, let's hug, hug?"

Diao Xiaosi's mouth opened a few times, and slowly slipped down from the pillar, and he said with all his thoughts burned like ashes: "I'll still hold on to the pillar, at least it won't spray Lao Tzu...... Oh my God, why is this world so cruel, even a warm hug is so rare and unwanted?"

The eldest grandson, Guanyin, got up with a smile and walked in front of Diao Xiaosi, leaned down and said nothing, opened his arms and gently hugged him on his shoulder.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and the little sympathy of Li Yuanba behind him immediately turned into envy, jealousy and hatred, and stammered: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, I, I want it too!"

The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and said: "No problem, I will act as the elder sister, and I promise not to let go if I don't hold for an hour." ”

Li Jing smiled and said, "Little Four, sit here, everyone is waiting for you." ”

Diao Xiaosi sat down beside Li Jing in a daze, glared fiercely at Ye Fashan who was above and said, "Who gave you the right to promise to fight a duel with someone for Lao Tzu?"

The old thief said for a long time: "Cheng, I'll go to see the old monk Jinding when I go back, and tell him that the gambling war is canceled, and he can settle accounts with you at any time." ”

Diao Xiaosi's mind couldn't help but think of the terrifying scene of the old thief bald and the Buddha's light falling from the sky, and he suddenly said excitedly: "The eldest husband has made a promise, since he has already promised others, how can Lao Tzu be embarrassed to tear down your platform?

He changed his words sharply and said, "But...... I sold you a huge favor, should you also reciprocate?"

The thief didn't say a word, stretched out his hand to Diao Xiaosi and said, "Ten Taoist temples are brought and not discounted." ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Obviously, Lao Tzu asked Sister Hong to only give you two, why did it become ten in a blink of an eye?"

The thief snorted: "This is what your apprentice personally promised, don't blame the poor Dao for being greedy!"

Li Yuanba listened to the two of them, and he couldn't interject in a hurry, so he hurriedly said: "Teacher, uncle, yes, I found the fourth brother!"

"Come less!" Diao Xiaosi was angry, gritted his teeth and said to Ye Fashan: "If you want Lao Tzu to fight Wang Xuanshu, you can! If you want Lao Tzu to send you ten Taoist temples, no problem! But you have to dance a ...... first."

The eldest grandson Wuji immediately reminded: "Broom dance!"

"No matter what kind of dance, anyway, sing another song of Cao Zhi's "Seven Steps Poem"! Otherwise, we will break up in two shots! Anyway, I am afraid of death, and I don't want to sit on the mountain, on one acre and three points of land in Chang'an City, from now on Lao Tzu will walk sideways!"

Li Yuanba said curiously: "I said before...... Isn't it said that there is no clothing?"

Diao Xiaosi didn't want to think about it: "Look at his appearance, where is half like a phoenix, but it's almost like a sour radish!"