Chapter 336: The nun watches the film
I have to say that after getting used to the atmosphere of Leiguang Temple, everyone not only no longer felt disgusted, but also relaxed their minds a little, which also made Li Miaosheng and Miss Yuling have such a beautiful scene.
Tang Hao's voice woke up Tongran, and also woke up Miss Yuling and Li Miaosheng, who were sleeping in their arms, they were also shocked when they saw this situation, and hurriedly pushed away the beauty in their arms, and shouted at the same time: "Why are you!"
Miss Yuling's appearance is not bad, even in the beautiful Qingyue Palace, it is a top-notch existence, not to mention Li Miaosheng, he is wearing the skin of the Immortal Venerable, the Immortal Venerable on his body must be an amazing person, just a faint smile made Tang Hao a little stunned. However, they didn't think that they had taken advantage of each other, but that they had been defiled by the other party, especially Li Miaosheng also smashed the pillow at Miss Yuling, and she became more and more like her daughter's home.
Tang Hao and Tongran, the two spiritual victims, haven't said anything yet, and they don't know how embarrassed they look in their respective dreams, so they won't give them a look back, but before Tang Hao and the two of them have a seizure, the door was opened by Fan Yun.
"It's time for morning recitation, what are you still doing here?" Fan Yun said coldly to the four of them, just a short period of communication, Fan Yun disdained these four people, after all, not all ordinary people who can be called enlightened, and most people can pretend to be for a while, and after all, they will show their original temperament.
"Early recitation?" Although Tang Hao had never heard of early recitation, he also literally knew the meaning of early recitation, so he also shook his head and said, "I'm not going." ”
"Senior Sister Fanyu doesn't know that she will be punished for violating the door rules, and if it is serious, she will be punished for thinking about the cliff face. Fan Yun scolded Tang Hao.
"Facing the wall is facing the wall!" Tang Hao is not the first time to close the small black room. I think that when I first entered the Guanghan Pavilion, I was locked up in the small black room by the Guanghan Fairy, so what if I closed it again.
Fan Yun's beautiful little face turned red. I don't know how this diehard got in. She raised her finger tremblingly and scolded Tang Hao, "Very good." Then I'll tell the master and let you be locked up in it for the rest of your life. ”
"For a lifetime!" Tang Hao said in surprise, he originally thought that it would only mean the same as Guanghan Pavilion, and he didn't want the door rules of this Leiguang Temple to be so strict, in fact, Tang Hao didn't know the way, this was not the strict rules of the Leiguang Temple, as long as the punished person sincerely repented, he could come out, but was Tang Hao the kind of person who sincerely repented?
Even so, Tang Hao still glanced at Fan Yun with disdain. Stepping out of the door, he shouted, "Chanting the scriptures, chanting the scriptures," anyway, just like memorizing texts in primary school and learning history in middle school, they don't understand the deep meaning of the words at all, but people still memorize the original text word for word.
Li Miaosheng looked at Tang Hao's back stupidly, as if the person in front of him was not the gentle eldest lady Lin Xiyu, but the Tang Xin'er who dreamed of dreams, a free Tang Xin'er. Tang Xin'er, who does not belong to Princess Yunxi. However, Li Miaosheng quickly interrupted this thought, it was enough for him to feel guilty about falling in love with three people at the same time, let alone finding Lin Xiyu as a spare tire.
After all, Tang Hao and the four of them were the elders of Baicaotang, so they naturally wanted to take all the little nuns to recite the scriptures together. But it is indeed under the supervision of Fan Yun. Tang Hao didn't know how to chant the scriptures, picked up the wooden fish and knocked rhythmically, "Yo Yo Chek makes trouble......
The other disciples don't know why. Even included Miss Li Miaosheng Yuling on the side, but Tongran couldn't help laughing. Just as he was about to knock on the wooden fish to respond, Fan Yun glared at Tang Hao. "Seriously, this is blasphemy against the Buddha!"
Tang Hao was put on a high hat like this, but he was not angry, he didn't know who the Buddha was, how could he blaspheme the Buddha?
Fan Yun took a deep breath and tried her best to calm herself down, she also knew that it was impossible to let these Bai Ding lead everyone to chant, and she had the responsibility of supervision, so she also took this leader down and led everyone to read it.
Although Tang Hao has scriptures to read to him, he doesn't want to do such meaningless things, the real philosophy needs to be understood in life, and even if the conceptual things summarized are well-deserved truths, they are not their own things after all.
So Tang Hao played with these pious nuns, his mouth was close to the real one, but he didn't make any sound, and when he finished reading one scripture and began to read the second part, the scripture in front of Tang Hao was still on the first page of the original one.
Tong Ran directly grew her mouth wide, and she didn't close it, her expression was solemn, her eyes were closed, as if she was closing her eyes, nodding her head in approval from time to time, if it weren't for the saliva at the corner of her mouth, no one would know that she fell asleep in this situation.
But this is all honed in college, Ru Ran was known as the god of sleep at the beginning, all kinds of sleeping positions can fall asleep calmly, if it weren't for a time because he was too tired all night and snored too loudly, it is estimated that all teachers would think that he was a good student who studied seriously and never skipped class. But what makes people jealous is the same, Ru Ran can still listen to lectures in his dreams after falling asleep, so that even if he doesn't review before the exam, he can get a high score. This is diametrically opposed to Tang Hao, Tang Hao's most desperate thing is that after finally getting through a day's classes, he finds that everything is a dream and is going to class again.
But in any case, Tong Ran once again took the title of the god of sleep to the extreme, and no one knows whether she was chanting scriptures in her dreams.
As for Miss Yuling, her mouth was also open and closed, and she made a few sounds from time to time, but her eyes were staring at the little nun in the audience like a thief, to see who was more beautiful and who had bigger breasts.
Li Miaosheng seemed a lot more boring, and she was engrossed in reading the scriptures, like a female scholar, and she didn't take the embarrassment of the morning to heart at all, but no one knew how much she had paid attention to.
"Relics, emptiness is not color, color is not empty, emptiness is color, color is emptiness......"
This scripture attracted the attention of Miss Yuling, who interrupted everyone's chanting without any scruples, raised her hand and said: "Since emptiness is color, and color is emptiness, is it that breaking the color precept is equivalent to not committing the color precept?" As soon as this topic was discussed, Miss Yuling's thyroid hormone would be excessively secreted, but she did not know that this color was not the other.
How could Fan Yun not hear this Miss Yuling's words, and she didn't know why the beautiful woman in front of her would ask such an ignorant and dirty question, but Fan Yun claimed to be a master of Buddhism, and with so many people present, she forcibly pretended to be tolerant and explained to Miss Yuling: "This color word is not the color of lust, but represents all things in the world. ”
Miss Yuling remembered how she could stop talking about the topic she was interested in, and she asked again, "Senior sister, what do you think of the sex between men and women?"
Fan Yun smiled slightly, and then said, "Please wait for a moment." So she turned around, and showed a look of madness, not knowing why the master would let her supervise the four thorns. After venting, Fan Yun showed a soft expression and smiled: "Although the relationship between men and women is for the continuation of life, it is guided by evil desires after all, even mortals cannot be too indulgent. ”
Miss Yuling said excitedly: "Senior sister knows so much!"
Fan Yun showed a smug look when he heard this, these juniors in the early stage of the Yudan wanted to embarrass themselves, but they really found the wrong person.
"Then can Senior Sister concentrate and keep her heart?" asked Miss Yuling with a smile.
Tang Hao was stunned in his heart, this Miss Yuling definitely didn't have a good heart, but Fan Yun still said proudly: "Of course." ”
Yuling hurriedly woke up Tongran, who was snoring slightly, and said excitedly: "Let's do a test? ”
Tongran also got excited when she heard this, and hurriedly took out her computer and opened a folder called Study.
Fan Yun didn't know what the four of them wanted to do, so he stared at the computer curiously, and when the video played, Fan Yun was shocked, and even many little nuns next to him couldn't help but cover their eyes.
"Senior sister, didn't you say that you should just be unmoved?" Tang Hao also said with an evil smile.
"Of course, how can such an obstacle defeat me. After speaking, they continued to stare at the computer screen, many little nuns still secretly looked at the computer, they stepped into the Buddhist door not long ago, by these so-called monks of the camouflage is naturally not deep, they are also the first time to know that the original thing between men and women is like this, shy and a little more curious.
Tang Hao couldn't help but sigh that in today's era when child molestation incidents occur frequently and normal sex education is urgently needed, Tang Hao's behavior of the four of them risking their lives to enter Leiguang Temple to popularize sex education is really great. (To be continued......)