When Shen Yi went to find Shangguan Ruyun, He Lan was bored at home and surfing the Internet.

He Lan went online and didn't go to BBS, she went to Taobao, bought things when she saw them, and Shen Yi paid the bill anyway. However, He Da Meiren is not a loser old lady, and she spends her money in moderation. But He Lan has a habit, that is, the desire to buy things is linked to the quality of the mood, and if she is in a good mood, she knows how to save money for her husband, and if she is in a bad mood, she is a peerless shopaholic.

In one morning, He Damei lost more than 20,000 yuan. This time I didn't buy clothes and shoes, but bought a bookcase and a cabinet of books directly from the Internet, He Lan glanced at it casually, and then bought a best-selling web novel "The Personal Medical Fairy of a Beautiful Nurse", which can be regarded as a stop.

He Lan's mood was bad because Shen Yi was too energetic.

In the past, when she was able to squeeze Shen Yi dry, she knew that Shen Yi would not go out to find her angry, and her mood improved, but now she can't squeeze Shen Yi at all, but she is so tired that she can't do it, which is a little uncomfortable. She can't satisfy Shen Yi, will Shen Yi go out to find those women.

Thinking of these, can He Da Beauty be in a good mood?

And He Damei was born as a doctor, she was always skeptical about Shen Yi's good and bad surprises, she actually wanted to take Shen Yi to a big hospital for a check-up, such as going to a first-class hospital in the capital or something, after all, maybe Shen Yi had some hidden disease.

Besides, no matter how energetic a man is in this kind of thing, he has to be tempered, otherwise it will be too tragic to live without X when he is in his forties. At that time, the tragedy will be He Lan, thinking about this, He Lan's head is big.

It's one thing to be jealous, but it's another thing for Shen Yi's body.

Besides, if Shen Yi is merciful everywhere, if she gives Shen Sheng a baby in the future, when the baby grows up and has dozens of younger brothers and sisters, the child will not have a headache, and He Lan will feel a headache. After all, she knows how to do it, and Shen Yi does - love never likes to wear condoms.

What's more, she also read Fairy Wu's letter last time, and the content on the letter was so straightforward, she was even more convinced. Although Fairy Wu is Shen Yi's cousin, she relied on a woman's intuition to tell He Lan that this matter is not so simple, and since then, He Lan has had a headache.

He Lanxin said no, I have to go online to buy things, buy clothes, buy shoes, buy cosmetics, and lose money. That's how it can be comfortable.

He Lan lost more than 20,000 yuan, and then heard the cry of his mother He Xiaoyue, He Lan walked out of the house, and saw that his mother bought two brand-new iron pins, as well as a small bag of compound fertilizer, and some radish seeds. When He Xiaoyue saw He Lan coming out, she said to her daughter, "Come, accompany my mother to plant radishes together." ”

He Lan had a headache, sat on the swing and said, "Don't plant." ”

He Xiaoyue glanced at He Lan and said, "Why are you so lazy." ”

"Oh, don't bother me, I'm annoying. He Lan said coquettishly to He Xiaoyue.

He Lan is twenty-seven years old this year, He Xiaoyue has known He Lan for twenty-seven years, and when she saw her daughter like this, she knew that He Lan was really troubled. She smiled and pulled her daughter up, and said, "I don't care if you're annoyed or not, you have to plant radishes for me anyway." ”

He Lan couldn't resist He Xiaoyue, so she could only agree.

She helped her mother turn over the land, then sow the seeds, water them, and fertilize them. I was busy until five o'clock in the afternoon, when I got all this done, and the yard was carved out by the mother and daughter to create a vegetable plantation five meters long and two meters wide. But both of them have become big cats, and their faces are all gray.

But no one laughed at anyone, because they were so tired.

He Xiaoyue sat on the stone bench and said, "It's finally over, eat radish in winter and ginger in summer, and don't need to prescribe medicine if you are sick, this old saying is true." ”

He Lan's depressed mood was also relieved a lot due to fatigue, He Xiaoyue looked at He Lan, and asked with a smile: "Let's talk about it, what's wrong, Xiaozui is about to hang a drag oil bottle, is he bullying you again?"

He Lan has a bad temper, not like He Xiaoyue at all, although the mother and daughter are both wise women, but He Lan's temperament is obviously much hotter than He Xiaoyue, He Lan said in a tough tone: "He can bully me? ”

He Xiaoyue said: "That's when you sulk yourself." ”

He Lan snorted coldly, which was considered a default.

He Xiaoyue said: "You, even if you have a hard mouth, it's not easy for me to pull you alone, just tell me what you have, I'm your mother, are you still afraid that I, a woman in my fifties, will rob you of your husband, you are really whimsical." ”

He Lan swallowed a mouthful of spit and said, "Mom, what do you say, don't be ashamed." ”

He Xiaoyue said: "Now that you are ashamed of your mother, I am as beautiful as a flower, and you are not happy when people look at me more than Shen Yi." ”

The mother and daughter are both smart people, He Xiaoyue can't see He Lan's small movements, and He Lan can't guess the meaning of his mother's words. He Lan had no choice but to sigh and say, "It's nothing, it's just that he's become a little strange recently, too ......"

"What's too much?" He Xiaoyue asked.

He Lan's face turned red and said, "He X is so strong, I can't satisfy him." ”

He Xiaoyue smiled, and He Lan said angrily: "I don't want to tell you, you have to ask, I said that you laughed at me, that's how you behave, don't bring this, I must have picked it up by you." ”

He Xiaoyue rubbed her stomach and said, "Yes, you were picked up by me from the garbage heap." ”

He Lan was amused by her mother and said, "Which garbage heap, I'll go back to my biological parents." ”

He Xiaoyue said: "The one at the door of the house, I was about to go out to pour the urinal that year, but a basin of urine spilled out, and you came out." ”

He Lan retched and said, "You are so heavy-tasted." ”

He Xiaoyue smiled: "Okay, I won't tease you, it's a good thing that he has strong X ability, so won't you be more sexually happy?"

He Lan said: "But I'm just afraid of ......"

He Xiaoyue said: "Are you afraid of him, so you won't do it? If you choose him, you won't know who he is? He Lan, you are not small, you always have to accept the reality, don't you? You are the red flag beside him, you should have the appearance of a red flag, you see the red flag in Beijing, whether it is windy or rainy, it flies on the square. ”

He Lan was stunned for a moment, and He Xiaoyue continued: "Husband and wife, you have to grind away all the barriers, what he does, you can't acquiesce, you can't manage it, you have to let him say it himself, what women he has, you can try to get close to them, unite these people, in fact, sometimes you find that good things are properly distributed to others, and this thing will not be bad or less, but will be sweeter." ”

He Lan looked at her mother in surprise, unbelievable that this was said by her mother who had been at home for twenty-seven years, she said: "Mom, have you watched a palace fight drama for twenty-seven years at home for twenty-seven years?" ”

He Xiaoyue glanced at He Lan and said, "Will I say that I am the little master?"

"......" He Lan was speechless.

He Xiaoyue said: "Now my heart is smooth, right?"

He Lan's jaw, He Xiaoyue said: "That's good, even if I didn't come to Spring City in vain this time, the last time I lived in this kind of house, it was twenty-seven years ago, now think about it, you were not born at that time, I was carrying a big belly alone, you can make me miserable, and I will not be born in my stomach, I always thought it was a bart, but it turned out that you were born as a scourge." ”

He Lan Youyou said: "Didn't you say that I spilled out of a basin of urine?"

He Xiaoyue said: "Yes, splash you." ”

He Lan smiled, and He Xiaoyue said, "I'm going back tomorrow." ”

He Lan paused for a moment and said, "Ah, it's only been a few days, you're going back?" Shen Yi hasn't eaten enough of the food you cooked. ”

When it came to cooking, He Xiaoyue smiled and said, "Forget it, I don't want to torture my son-in-law." Besides, in your place, even if I don't disturb your little couple's affection, but you are in front of me, I also feel dazzling, so it's better to go back."

"Okay. He Lan said speechlessly.

......

Shen Yi didn't know that a crisis in Lu Dao was easily resolved by He Xiaoyue, otherwise He Damei would have to buy a knife and prepare to castrate Shen Yi.

After the establishment of the Twelve Gates, there was nothing shocking about it, just to make sure. After all, among the twelve gates, there are only three people, Taoyao, Shangguan, Ruyun and Shen Yi, and if the three of them talk to each other, it will be considered established. Then Shen Yi asked Shangguan Ruyun about the content of the nameless book, Shangguan Ruyun was quite interested in breathing, but after turning to the content with pictures in the back, Shangguan Ruyun took a sip: "Hooligan." ”

Then he ignored Shen Yi, Shen Yi was in pain, but Shen Yi thought that the things mentioned in this book were too general, and Shangguan Ruyun had no experience, she was still a virgin, how could she understand these things? Thinking about this, Shen Yi could only apologize to Shangguan Ruyun.

Shangguan Ruyun is not a pedantic person, when Shen Yi left, she said to Shen Yi with a red face: "You just do what the book says, don't be afraid." ”

After speaking, Shangguan Ruyun turned around and went back to the room, and asked Tao Yao to drive Shen Yi away.

Shen Yi swallowed a handful of saliva, thinking to himself, could the twelve true immortals be the twelve heavenly maidens? Could it be that if you gather the twelve heavenly maidens, you will be able to get the immortal yuan golden pill? Thinking of this, Shen Yi couldn't help but think of He Da Beauty, opened his mouth and smiled, thinking in his heart that this task of gathering twelve heavenly women began from He Da Beauty.

He Da Beauty is the first, the spring water jade pot.

But what about the second one, and there are eleven more. Thinking of these, Shen Yi was also melancholy, when will this Nima have to be gathered, I'm afraid this is more difficult than the Mahayana three thousand, after all, famous women are all one in ten thousand, He Lanneng is spring water jade pot is already a gift.

At this time, Shen Yi's mobile phone rang, it was He Lan's phone, and Shen Yi answered it.

He Lan said: "Husband, what are you doing?" ”

Hearing this call, Shen suddenly realized that a cold sweat broke out on his back. is here, He Damei is going to check the post.