Zhou Guangtong was stunned at first, and then Mu Ran looked at the stinky child in front of him.

The person in front of him is the person in front of him, although this is very plain, it is a bit nonsense even when it is separated, and it can be used to treat the underwater moon as the moon in the sky, which is completely neat and absolute.

"Mr. Pig. Qin Chao said with his hands behind his back and milky voice, "You said that your head and beard are all white, and you are seventy or eighty years old, so you take out such a thing to test people? Grandpa, although they are not good, unlike you who read a belly of books, and the ink you drink can collapse the Yellow River and fall into the Yangtze River, and it will be out of control, but you are not an imbecile, right?

Zhou Guangtong's eyebrows trembled.

How did this Qinjiazhai raise such a little doll?

The old people of the scholarly generation were also stunned, as if they knew the little Weizi of Qin Ledao's family for the first time, only to see Qin Chao grinning: "To be honest, my little brother Chao is to deal with it, that is also to endure great grievances, but there is no way, the lowest level here is my four-year-old child, don't you be unconvinced, I said Mr. Pig, can't you really hear what I mean by this pig?"

"Smack!"

slapped with a big hand, and Zhou Guangtong's face turned pale.

As soon as Qin Chao entered the door, he said Mr. Zhu, Zhu and pig are homophonic, how could he not hear it, but he just felt that a little child, how could he turn around and scold people, so he never took it seriously.

"Chao'er, what are you talking about, this is Mr!" Qin Shuwen roared, he knew early on that Qin Chao was scolding people and secretly having fun in his heart, but he didn't expect this kid to stab directly without hesitation.

Old Patriarch Qin was also anxious at this time, it took a lot of effort for Zhou Guangtong to appease him, if he was angry again, I am afraid.

"Old Mr. Zhou, the child is not sensible, you are ......," Qin Old Patriarch Lian said.

"Ignorant?" Zhou Guang stared at Qin Chao with a pair of eyes like a tiger, and his voice was as low as a beast's roar, directly interrupting the words of the old patriarch of Qin. "Can you say this if you don't know anything? Listen to his words and sentences, can you say it so well? His tone and demeanor, is that something that an ignorant person can do? Child!" Zhou Guangtong roared, "Who taught you this?"

Qin Chao's eyes were white: "Which sentence?"

"If you scold me for being a pig, who taught me?" Zhou Guangtong roared, he didn't believe that a child could do such a thing, even if it was really done by this child, in order not to lose face so much, he had to be pushed to the unwarranted adult behind.

Qin Chao grinned: "I said Mr. Pig, you really wronged Brother Xiaochao, I swear to the gods and Buddhas that I will never scold you." ”

"Isn't it a scolding me?

Qin Chao clapped his little hand: "Congratulations on the right answer!"

Zhou Guangtong leaned forward, his face hideous, as if the Qin Dynasty was about to fight him if he didn't answer correctly.

Qin Chao was not afraid of a normal child, and said with a surprised expression: "Say that you are a pig, don't you think that a pig is to be aggrieved and think that you have been insulted? Brother Xiao Chao really complimented you, I didn't expect that Mr.'s intelligence was a little lower than I imagined, and it was really a pity to hear it now." ”

Boom! All the old people in the room looked at the Qin Dynasty who was giggling and laughing.

"Whew!"

The voice rang out sharply.

Zhou Guangtong panted like a bellows on his chest, his hands clucking while holding the chair handle, and his eyes were red staring at the Qin Dynasty, as if he was looking at the enemy who killed his father.

"Mr. Zhou, please calm down!"

Qin Shuwen's figure flashed, and he had stopped in front of Qin Chao, and his right hand grabbed the handle of the knife on his waist. That Qin Shuyue also stood up: "Children are unscrupulous, Mr. Zhou, don't be impulsive." ”

The words spoken by the Qin Dynasty, and by a four-year-old child.

Everyone sat here as if they were Zhou Guangtong, afraid that even if they didn't faint in anger, they couldn't help but make a move, but after all, Qin Chao was the only son of Qin Ledao and Dao Yufeng.

Qin Ledao is the first good man in Qinjiazhai, not to mention, Dao Yufeng's identity is noble.

Don't say that Xiao Qin Dynasty didn't make a big mistake, even if he did, he couldn't have an accident.

Qin Shuwen and Qin Shuyue protected the Qin Dynasty, and the old people in the whole house, the old patriarch also came to their senses, but what they thought was that Zhou Guangtong would stay in charge if he was so angry, and his face was gloomy and terrible at the moment, and even the old people such as Qin Shushu and Qin Shushan glared at the Qin Dynasty like Zhou Guangtong, and everyone could see the angry fire in their eyes.

Qin Chao blinked his big eyes, like a frightened little white rabbit, and took two steps back.

Suddenly—

"Click!"

There was a loud bang, and I saw the chair that Zhou Guangtong was sitting on, and the chair handle that he grabbed on the left was directly broken into two. Since Zhou Guangtong became famous, who disrespects him a little bit in this hundred miles, he has always been used to it, at this time.

If it was a different person, Zhou Guangtong would definitely rush up and tear the other party directly.

But a child, a child who has not yet reached the age of five, if he makes a move, then he Zhou Guangtong will not be able to be a person outside in the future!

"Good! good! good Qinjiazhai!" Zhou Guangtong's angry voice sounded, "Zhou's pair can only play with children?"

"Mr. Zhou. The old patriarch said in a deep voice, grinning reluctantly, "How can the child's words be taken seriously, if Mr. Zhou is a child, we can't even get the next link, isn't it better than a child?"

"Yes, Mr. Zhou doesn't have to care. ”

"Tong Yan Wuji, Mr. Zhou, please stop the thunder and anger!"

One by one, the old men even persuaded them, and even forgot to blame the Qin Dynasty.

"Old patriarch, everyone, it's not that Zhou is untrustworthy. Zhou Guangtong stood up violently, "There are people in Guizhai who don't want the old man to teach here, hum, the old man, Mr. Pig, can't afford to be the west seat of Guizhai, say goodbye!"

With a big stride, he walked out.

"Stay!"

"Mr. Zhou!" Old Patriarch Qin, the old men of the scholarly generation, and the old people stood up with ugly faces to dissuade them.

"Giggles, Mr. Zhou has a good time, why don't you leave? Brother Xiao Chao also has a couplet here, if you can ......" Qin Chao's milky voice sounded.

Zhou Guangtong turned his head.

"Shut up!" Qin Shuwen glared and shouted.

"Haha, good, good!" Zhou Guangtong's footsteps stopped, "The old man's pair can only come out of a pig, child, I want to hear what absolutes the people behind you can come out?" As soon as he said this, everyone was not easy to stop the Qin Dynasty, and some old people were also curious, what would this kid say absolutely?

Qin Chao's head was raised, as if he was facing Zhou Guangtong with his nostrils.

"Listen well!" Qin Chao's voice sounded, "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they dare to teach seven ** sons without reading four books, five classics and six arts, which is very bold." ”

Rumble!

The entire lobby was silent.

This is a satirical couplet, which says that the master does not read, but dares to teach and educate people, which is very bold.

Not to mention that Zhou Guangtong is sarcastic in the couplet who does not learn and has no skills, and dares to be a teacher, just say that this couplet itself contains numbers from one to ten ten, so that the couplet with numbers is extremely difficult, not to mention that the couplet numbers, from small to large, are neatly arranged, not one or two numbers, but ten numbers, the more numbers, the greater the difficulty, the difficulty of this couplet can be imagined.

All the old people in the lobby couldn't help but fall into deep thought, if they were right, how should they be right?

Brush!

The old patriarch's face was as sad as death, and he still had some hope of being able to save Zhou Guangtong before, but as soon as this couplet came out, the old patriarch looked at Zhou Guangtong hopefully.

If Zhou Guangtong can deal with it, then things will be easier to do.

But I can't ......

A great Confucian who reads poetry and books makes Western banquets for others, but he can't even match a satirical couplet from other children, do you still have the face to do it!

Zhou Guangtong raised his eyebrows, and closed his eyes slightly, obviously pondering, but soon a drop of sweat soaked out of his forehead.

"That's right. ”

Qin Chao giggled, as if he was really a child who only knew how to play.

'One Township and Two Miles ......' was touted for the first time in his previous life, because he appeared in the funny movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", in the movie, the king of kings used this pair to pierce intestines to make problems for Washington, and no one in the audience could do it at that time, Tang Bohu's pretended scholar Hua'an stood up and gave a lower link's ten rooms and nine poverty, and he got eight two or seven dollars and six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and he was still half-hearted and first-class obscene!'.

I was surprised by the intestine piercing, thinking that it was extremely neat, but in fact, Tang Bohu's lower link was not 100% neat.

Of course, it's not that Tang Bohu can't be right, but Zhou Guangtong, who is unknown, is in a very short period of time, especially in a furious mood.

"Mr. Pig, you need to hurry up. Qin Chao was also afraid that he would come out at once, so he deliberately made trouble, "Look, oops, it's been a long time!"

Zhou Guangtong sweated more and more on his forehead.

"Oops!"

Qin Chao's voice sounded again: "It's almost half a cup of tea......"

"Oh!

"Oh yes, it's all ......."

......

"Shut up!" Zhou Guangtong roared violently, "Child, don't shout, where is the half-cup tea?" Qin Chao rolled his eyes: "It's not me who said it, it's someone else." "Completely open your eyes and tell nonsense. Zhou Guangtong's hands trembled, his eyes swept around, and he saw that the old people in the entire lobby were looking at him one by one, with hope in their eyes, as if he would definitely be able to match the couplets made by this little child.

"This pair is an absolute of high difficulty, the old man is not wrong, but needs quiet, quiet and time. Zhou Guangtong roared, indeed, although this pair is a little difficult, you can calm down and think about it, and you can always match it.

"Shuming. The old patriarch said in a deep voice, "Take Mr. Zhou to the quiet room." ”

"It's very difficult. Qin Chao's milk voice was milky, and he opened his big eyes and said in surprise, "Brother Xiao Chao, I can come up with thousands of lower links in the blink of an eye." ”

"Take Chao'er away. Old Patriarch Qin shouted. Qin Shuwen hugged him even over, but at this time-

"Ten rooms and nine poverty, get eight two seven dollars and six milli five cents and four cents, and still half-hearted, first-class obscene!"

Everyone was stunned, Qin Shuwen's movements froze, and Zhou Guangtong was stunned for a moment: "It's so neat!" But soon his eyes burst out. "Hahaha, a child is a child. Zhou Guangtong laughed and said, "Your pair seems to be very neat, but in fact it is far from the same, it is completely bullshit, it doesn't work!hahaha!"

"Doesn't it work? Then this 'Ten Temples, Nine Monks, Eight Scrolls, Abide by the Seven Precepts, Six Paths and Five Laws, but unfortunately there are no four, three, two disciples, and there is nothing to do'. ”

Zhou Guangtong's laughter stopped abruptly, this pair was not only neat and tidy, but also had a very high style, but the crisp children's voice in his ears was still ringing: "'Ten years and nine disasters are weak, and after learning the seven immortals, six and five techniques, they set up four or three two formations and soared into the sky'. ”

"Uh......" Zhou Guangtong sweated on his forehead, and then-

"Ten chickens and nine fish made up eight tables, and after being hungry for seven days, at 6:5, I ate four or three two plates, and I died at once!"

"Nine generals of the Tenth Army occupied eight cities, and they were stationed on June 5 of the seventh year, but they were defeated by the 432 plan, and they attacked the heart with one strategy!"

"Ten lives and nine lives are a total of eight spring and autumn, you need to know seven emotions, six desires and five flavors, or have shed four or three or two tears, what is your life?"

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