Chapter 170 Toad
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"Even if your sperm is as precious as gold, then you can live with your sperm, and I will not live with you. The male toad thought in his heart, at this time he was able to be emotional, so the male toad went to pull the female toad on the hind legs, and pierced the hard cock of the phallus into her pubic hole, and the semen flowed out like a stream, at this time, all the grasshoppers rushed to the toad in order to participate in the singing competition, and the tools prepared in advance approached her pubic place, and regarded the toad's semen as a treasure, each grasshopper a spoonful, and the grasshoppers drank it all, and sure enough, the throat of the grasshoppers really healed as before, at this time a high-pitched song rose loudly, floating in the green field, and one after another。 Insects, happy and frolicking, a peaceful scene, all over the field.
"This time, you have to give me more, you have to give us the appearance fee, we have to give us more for the appearance fee of the indecent video in front of the court, otherwise I will sue you in court, say you, force us to perform a pornographic performance. The gnats were drinking the toad's semen and looked up at the toad
"Okay, okay, I won't treat you and the female toad badly, it's true, it's not easy for you, I'll give you a good price." ”
The Grasshopper hands over a large stack of Federation coins to the male toad.
Seeing this, the young man smiled slightly, and when he saw these gnats singing, he couldn't help but think of his sweetheart who he hadn't met for a long time. The flesh-and-blood healthy man whose hearts are all flesh and blood, and the sturdy lower body in his body is full of vitality, and his pants are like mountains. The milky white viscous liquid also flowed out, not only milky white, but also exuded a harsh smell, and even flowed through the pants, and a large piece of wet was wet. Sure enough, the grasshoppers drank the semen of the toad, and sure enough, it worked, and suddenly a pleasant song sounded like a heavenly sound in the wilderness. "Thank goodness your stuff worked so well, thank you. Really thank you, thank you," a winner shook the hand of the toad and refused to let go. Thank you again and again.
"No thanks. I am an indecent thing, not enough to be a tooth, not enough to be a tooth. ”
Toad thought to himself. My things are a great help to you, but that is my essence, I heard that because of this, the newlywed kang head is tired and fainted and paralyzed people abound, and there is a Zhao Xiaoguan. Because the daughter-in-law is very beautiful. I fought many times in one night, but I couldn't go to work the next morning, which made my colleagues laugh and talk, hey, hey, hey.
"I'm just here to meet your urgent needs, but I can't do it a second time, if that's the equivalent of killing me."
The Grasshopper was stunned, "What if that happens the next time we have that one of our voices who is dumb? This is fucking up, we might delay the competition because we have a bad voice."
The gnats were particularly worried, and just now they opened their mouths and begged the toad to think about it. But sperm is nothing else, it is a particularly precious thing. Once lost, it will have an adverse reaction to the body, and the body of the one will be especially cherished
"Well, then, I have other ways to cure your patients with bad throats. ”
After speaking, I saw this toad shouting a few times to the blue sky, only to see a rush of gas from the toad's mouth spewing out, at this time, he rotated his right hand in mid-air, and his mouth was full of words, only to see a bubble in the toad's hand, and there was cold air, the grasshopper looked at the toad's hand is bubble and was shocked,
"How did this come about? It's amazing. Can this thing heal our gnats?" said the toad
"Then you have to go through a test to know if this thing is good to use,"
The grasshopper thought to himself, it just so happened that my throat had a small problem, and I drank this thing to see if it was easy to use, so the grasshopper took the bubbles from the toad's hand and drank it.
"Sure enough, it works, I had a slight sore throat in the morning because of a cold, and it really worked after drinking your stuff just now. Thankfully, thanks to this brush, you're able to heal our throats. ”
At this time, the toad glanced at the grasshopper, and in his heart, he used people so skillfully, the price of my sperm last time was very fair, and this time you have to give me a little cost price...... A little bit of qi money, although it seems that my qi is not very expensive, but it will take me many days to brew and circulate in my body.
That's where my essence is, in a certain sense, it's equivalent to my sperm, you think, the toad is cynical in his heart, thinking that next time you grasshopper comes back to make me bubble, that's it.
At this time, the young man sat firmly on the head of the clouds, and was silently using his thoughts and true qi, and he saw the things on the ground very realistically, and secretly thought in his heart, the tricks and tricks of the toad are not rare treasures, he is the essence of heaven and earth in one, and the illusion is the breath in his mouth, and it becomes a bubble for the grasshopper to be used to treat throat diseases, and turning water into bubbles is the ability of the toad to be born, which is not unusual, but the toad that looks plain and unremarkable also has such skills, which is really beyond my expectations, if that is the case, people can not be disguised, and the sea water cannot be measured。 That makes sense.
At this time, the young man fell from the cloud and came to the ground, "Brother Toad, see the smile and laugh, I am above the sky, I will see your every move with the grasshopper in my eyes, your technique of turning water into bubbles really makes me admire, but I don't know something, how to obtain your heaven and earth essence collection technique?"
At this time, the toad smiled at the boy
"Do you want this, this, this, and this......"
The boy listened and nodded again and again,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, you say that it is very precious, and only then can we obtain such a very precious mantra. ”
The boy memorized the spell taught by the toad and memorized it.
"Thank you, my master, we'll see you later. The toad smiled and said, "It's just a word, don't thank you, just a word, don't thank you." ”
The boy saluted forward
"No, no, no, I must thank you, others still have a one-word teacher, not to mention that the one you taught me is particularly precious, not to mention the rare treasures, it is almost the same, and it is difficult to obtain your words, not to mention that I need these spells the most at this time to improve my cultivation level. ”
After saying that, the boy flew back to the clouds and sat down steadily.
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