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"Squeak", the door of the library on the third floor of the Scripture Pavilion was opened, and the old nun in the clothes walked in.

When she came back just in time, she saw Diao Xiaosi, Chu Mei and the fat cat rolling on the floor, you scratch me and I will pull you, and after dozens of rounds of fighting, it is difficult to distinguish between yourself.

The old nun in the silk clothes was stunned and called, "Little sleepy!"

When the fat cat heard the old nun's shout, she immediately gave up competing with Diao Xiaosi for toys, turned over, twisted her fat ass and ran to the old nun's side, raised her tail and circled around her, rubbing and itching while turning.

Diao Xiaosi was relieved to lie on the floor and pant heavily, the hot horizontal and vertical sides on his body were full of traces of being scratched by cats, with wounds on his buttocks and back, I was afraid that he would not be able to sit or lie down for several days.

He stared at the fat cat with fire in his eyes, and all kinds of famous Lingnan dishes kept coming to his mind, thinking about how to send this fat cat to the kitchen to be chopped.

"Little sleepy, you're naughty again. The old nun put down the bamboo broom, leaned over to pick up the fat cat, and tickled it gently beside its furry ears.

"Little sleepy?!" Diao Xiaosi really didn't see when this perverted fat cat was sleepy, he always looked like a dragon spirit and a tiger with high morale, and he couldn't get along with himself with his teeth and claws.

Seeing that the old nun was coming, his escape plan was undoubtedly in vain for the time being, and he said stupidly: "Old nun, do you really plan to imprison Lao Tzu here for a year?"

"No, don't worry, the little donor, the monks will never talk nonsense. As long as you have worked in the Pavilion for a full year, you can leave at any time. ”

"You'd better follow Lao Tzu all the time, don't let me burn down the Hidden Scripture Pavilion!"

"Even if the poor nun is not there, Xiao Qiao will accompany the little donor on my behalf. ”

Diao Xiaosi looked at the fat cat lying in the arms of the old nun in the clothes and pretending to be asleep and cute, and hated it, and continued to threaten for the free life of the sea and the sky in the future: "Master, I still have a companion. If she can't find me, she'll be in a hurry. In a fit of rage, he demolished the entire empty hermitage. ”

"It turned out that the little benefactor was worried about the girl. The old nun smiled and said, "She will be fine, she is reliving the cold and cold of her previous life in the 'Three Habitats' of the poor nun at this moment, and her future cultivation will be of great benefit." ”

"Sansheng Mirror-" Diao Xiaosi perked up and said: "Take out the mirror quickly, let me see what I did in my last life...... Well, Lao Tzu has been so miserable in this life, he should always be better in his previous life, either the emperor or the prince. ”

The old nun seemed to like to shake her head very much, and said as she shook it: "Don't misunderstand, the little benefactor, the Three Habitats is not a mirror as you said, but a dream that the poor nun inadvertently had a long time ago. In the dream, the poor nun saw all kinds of his past and future lives, and suddenly felt a sense of enlightenment. ”

After waking up from the dream, he thought that if more people could see the story of his three lives, wouldn't it also make them realize that they were not single-minded in their pursuit of goodness, and that it would be great if they could put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot. ”

The old nun in the silk clothes didn't care at all about Diao Xiaosi's expression as if he had swallowed a stinky duck egg, and said to herself: "So I spent more than three years looking through the classics in the major Tibetan scripture pavilions of Ci'en Temple, hoping to find a way to find a way from them. It's a pity that the poor nuns' qualifications are too dull and they have never gained anything. Until one day, when I read the story of Zhuang Sheng's dream of butterflies, I couldn't help but be inspired, and thought that if I could make people dream like me, wouldn't this problem be solved?"

Diao Xiaosi heard the "buzzing" explosion in his head, and looked at the old nun in disbelief, as if he had seen a monster.

――Let people go back to the past life, or even the next life, how great is this magical power? I'm afraid that the Dragon City Daddy can't do it.

I'm not a thief who doesn't understand anything, and after only half listening to it, I vaguely guessed that the old nun in the cloth used a kind of supreme cave that could travel through time and space. This ability...... I don't know if there is a scattered immortal?!But looking at the appearance of the old nun in the silk clothes, it is just a dream, just as a little trick to persuade the world to believe in Buddhism and be kind.

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but be in awe of the old nun in the clothes, the so-called living Buddha who is compassionate, fearless, wise and foolish is nothing more than that, no wonder he will suffer again and again.

If the hard one doesn't work, the soft one will come, Diao Xiaosi suddenly hugged the legs of the old nun in the silk clothes and shouted: "Master, Buddha is destined to be a person." Your cat is called Xiao Sleepy, and my name is Xiao Si...... It can be seen that I am destined to be the same brother as him. Take me as an apprentice, old ...... Boy, this lost lamb can see a ray of my Buddha's benevolent light in the dark, change his mind and face and become a new person, and purify all sentient beings to love the world!"

Recognizing relatives and apprentices was originally Diao Xiaosi's specialty, and he recognized it by Master Jin, Yang Guang and others back then, and even the father of Longcheng was not spared. If it weren't for the fear that the age difference between himself and the old nun in the clothes was too great, and for fear that she would refuse, Diao Xiaosi would have wanted to have more living Buddha godmothers.

Xiao Qian couldn't help but open his mouth and sneezed, a little regretful that he didn't stick a paw into this kid who dared to compete with him just now.

The old nun in the silk clothes didn't expect Diao Xiaosi to come to this hand, and said helplessly: "Amitabha, sin and sin...... How can a poor nun dare to accept a small benefactor as an apprentice? Not to mention that you are a man, it is not appropriate to worship a poor nun as a teacher. ”

Diao Xiaosi hugged the legs of the old nun tighter, and said with tears in his eyes while shaking: "Don't you know that the four major disciples of Buddhism are empty, and the color is not empty and empty, and the man is not a woman or a man, and there is no man and no woman, and there is no man and no woman...... I just want to be a nun, what's not to do?"

"Shameless, obscene!" Although Xiao Sleepy is a cat, he also saw through Diao Xiaosi's bad intentions at a glance. If it weren't for the fact that it would have to continue to maintain its image of a good cat that it had worked hard for decades in front of the old nun in the clothes, Diao Xiaosi's face at the moment would have been broken compared to the city wall.

However, the old nun's ears were too soft, and she bowed her head deeply and said: "Good, good, the poor nun has studied Buddhism for more than 90 years, and she is far less thorough than the little benefactor." It can be seen that the little benefactor Huigen is amazing and has a deep Buddha fate, if he can enter my mountain gate and practice diligently, he will be able to cultivate a positive fruit and become a Buddha one day. ”

Diao Xiaosi hated monks the most in his life, especially the monks of Emei Ci'en Temple, he simply beat one by one, otherwise his heart would be panicked. However, people had to bow their heads under the eaves of the Buddha, in order to be able to get out of trouble as soon as possible to get out of the princess little girl's skin from the shit three habitats, he could only praise from the bottom of his heart: "My Buddha is merciful, ask the master to be fulfilled!"

The old nun in the silk clothes was really fooled, nodded with a smile, and said, "Okay, the poor nun will take you as an apprentice." ”

Diao Xiaosi was overjoyed, got up and said continuously: "Thank you master, thank you master!" and said to the fat cat unsatisfied: "Thank you, senior brother!"

The fat cat purred and roared in his throat, thinking that in the future the hostess would hold this kid in her arms and gently tickle it, and also take away the steamed buns, pickles, noodles, and those of her own great love, the boss was unhappy in his heart, and licked the cheeks of the old nun with his tongue as if demonstrating, and secretly said I can lick it, can you?

The old nun in the silk clothes smiled with a wrinkle on her face and said, "Xiao Sleepy is a cat, why do you call it 'Senior Brother'?"

"You want to call, you want to call!" Diao Xiaosi said with a smile: "There is a sequence of entry, and the senior brother is full of spirituality, it is difficult to ensure that he was not the Vajra protector in front of the Buddha in his last life." ”

Xiao Sleepy felt a lot more comfortable when he heard this, but when he saw the old nun in the silk clothes, he took out a razor from his cuff and said, "If you come here like this, the poor nun will shave your head for you." ”

"Master, this won't bother your old man, right?"

"No trouble, just a while. Now that you have become a poor nun, you will naturally be cut out of your home and included in the register of my Mercy and Grace Temple. "The old nun in the clothes has never confiscated an apprentice in her life, and she is worried that after her death, the empty nunnery will become a garbage dump, and she is fortunate that Diao Xiaosi volunteered to inherit her mantle, and she is full of joy.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned for a moment, then he realized that it was broken, and looked at the old nun in the clothes who persistently raised the razor full of blunt mouths in her hand, and said with a sad face: "Disciple, can't I just be a lay disciple?"

The old nun patiently persuaded: "Lay disciples can only live at the foot of the mountain, and they are not allowed to step into the empty nunnery for half a step without permission. In this way, you will not be able to clean the Pavilion every day. Besides, if you become a monk, it is always justified to stay in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion. ”

Diao Xiaosi wanted to cry without tears, and dodged behind the bookshelf and said, "Master...... I don't want to shave my hair. I don't worship you as a master anymore, can I think you be a godmother?"

The old nun in the silk clothes was stunned, and before she could speak, she heard the fat cat in her arms "meow" and "meow" roaring at Diao Xiaosi, and her eyes flashed with murderous energy.

It's no wonder it's annoyed, and in a blink of an eye, this kid climbs up the pole, and the master-apprentice relationship is not satisfied, and then it has to develop into a mother-son relationship. If the old nun stupidly agrees to come down, sooner or later there will be a day when the pet will kill the cat.

Poor Diao Xiaosi, how could he comprehend the fat cat's hard work, just when it was talking for the old nun, he couldn't help but burst into tears, watching the razor gently scrape over his head, a puff of black hair fell down, and the more he thought about it, the more sad he finally cried.

The old nun in the silk clothes was surprised and said, "Disciple, why are you sad?"

Diao Xiaosi secretly glanced at the fat cat, and said with sadness and indignation: "I'm not sad, I'm happy...... Woo!"

The old nun in the silk clothes said happily: "You really have a fate with my Buddha, and your future achievements are limitless." According to the ranking of our temple, you should be a tripod generation, how about I think the name is 'Xiao Ding'?"

"It's all up to the master's arrangement, as long as it's not called unlucky, it doesn't matter what it's called. ”

The old nun in the silk clothes had shaved Diao Xiaosi's black hair completely as she spoke, and said, "Okay, I'll take you to the Daxiong Treasure Hall in the nunnery later, and perform the entrance salute." ”

Diao Xiaosi touched his scalp, which was not bare and slippery, and became more and more sad, thinking that the reason why he fell into such a field was because of the fat cat. When Lao Tzu recovers his magical skills, he must shave the cat hair of this guy, and burn nine ring scars with incense on the cat's head to get a little out of the evil breath in his chest.